The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Under the apple tree and in front of the rose bushes, we fast and bathe, burn incense and pray.

As the eldest son, the big brother was extremely solemn. He was a macho man in a pink shirt, a tie, beach pants and a drag boy. He led two teams of three dogs in tuxedos who were all in a mess and offered three animals and six animals as sacrifices for this solemn start-up. Li Cangna really spent a lot of money on the ceremony. Among the sacrifices, there was even a plate of boiled eggs dyed with red skin and wrapped with red thread.

The sacrifices that Li Cang can single out must have good origins. No, the chicken feathers from when he took out the chicken coop were still stuck to his hair.

Li Cang pushed away the reserve food that Sustainability used to kick him in a series of flying dragon attacks: "Go, go, play, don't cause trouble."

"The difference between the two pens of the top student will lead to a lot of stationery. Teacher Cang, let me tell you, don't always try to do these feudal superstitious gimmicks. There is something in your heart. As for your old man's luck, you can also rely on these symbolic metaphysics to reverse it." God changes destiny?"

Li Cang's attitude can be described as pious. He ignored the man surnamed Wang and let all the servants of fate fully armed and equipped with tools. It can be called a post-modern island version of the Taimiao military parade.

Lao Wang Yahuazi almost burst into laughter: "If it is useful to sacrifice Xiaobizizi, I won't punish the derailment to 512 hours. Teacher Cang, I advise you to be kind. Let's just say that Xiaobizai just looks at everyone differently. If I don’t bring you any good face, you two usually talk about the benefits and various Yangshou crits and you don’t say a word about it!”

Li Cang said: "Why should I sacrifice the little coin boy?"

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If you don't sacrifice the little coin boy, how can you sacrifice to God?

Perhaps the properties of the diode were revealed. Lao Wang was inexplicably trembling in his heart. He secretly thought that something was wrong. He rushed over and took a single glance. Then he took advantage of the situation and slid to his knees to send himself into the sacrifice procession: "Master Gyrfalcon, don't blame me. Gyrfalcon." Sir, please don’t blame——”

After the tribute, there was a lifelike and windless feather.

"Li Cang, you are so despicable!"

"Ha~"

Under Letisiya's expressionless face, there was actually a lot of curiosity in her eyes. Although Li Laixi and Tai Xiaoyi found it interesting, they did not cause trouble. Li Laixi even shouted that she wanted to pay her respects, but Li Cang This guy glanced at her newly dyed white hair and stopped her decisively: "No, it's not dignified enough."

Li Leisi couldn't help but was so angry at this guy that her fingers were trembling: "You, you, you -"

"What are you, you, no serious person can dye his hair gray!"

"You fart! This is obviously platinum gold!"

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"You'll be golden after a few days of sunburn, so you'll be more natural and beautiful." Li Laixi muttered guiltily, and then her eyes suddenly sharpened: "That's not right, you have such a dirty mind, Skadi, why don't you say you are not dignified enough? Why don't you and I leave it alone?" Is this discrimination or differential treatment?”

"Don't make any noise or be presumptuous in front of Lord Gyrfalcon!"

"You--"

Boom~

There was a muffled sound that was neither light nor heavy. The two unlucky people who could have lived well naturally came into contact with Li Cang's sky island and collided.

They are just two pieces of shit that have no resources and are not even geological fragments that can be called islands. They have enjoyed treatment that even Monroe could not imagine. Turtle-backed dragon lice, from the Demonic Mountain to the Demonic Mountain and then to all kinds of dog-legs, swarmed on the island with overwhelming force. The island was almost completely empty. In a scientific and dignified spirit, one annexed one by one, and the other was annexed by Gokun. Completely destroying Yang Jitian with claw attacks in all forms, the main focus is a rigorous three-dimensional.

Debris from the empty island fell like a meteor shower to the lower surface. Li Cang smacked his lips after confirming that the construction was correct: "It's a fly in the ointment. It would be perfect if there were a few more zombies on top~"

"How big of a walking zombie must he be to be able to withstand this battle? The medicine ghost has to pee in his pocket before he leaves!"

The fragment of the empty island is only a small piece, but it symbolizes that they have walked out of the desert airspace drained by the master of the Yuctra Hill lair. It is of great significance. Li Cang stood on the edge of the empty island and blew the wind with infinite emotion: "I'm out of prison, I'm finally out of prison, cheer, boil, tremble, Orbital Line, your teacher Cang is back again!!"

Lao Wang took a photo of the second scene and posted it on the forum with the text: Old and young men on the track, big girls and young wives, be optimistic about your husbands, be optimistic about your wives, be optimistic about your island, and be optimistic about your destiny. Servant and wallet, after more than two months, the hungry and thirsty Teacher Cang has made his way out of the deserted area and headed towards his bright future again.

【? 】

[I dare to ask Master Wang, what have you experienced in the past three months? 】

【wipe? Update once a day? I have never seen such a hard-working author in my entire life! 】

【My husband is so handsome! I haven’t updated in three months. Do you know how I got here in the past three months? brbrbrbr, I’m sorry Jimei, my prayer interface just turned a little gray]

[It’s actually a video, my middle finger can’t wait, wait for me for eight seconds! 】

[Come back, Jimei guys, who is this guy? He’s so good at the second level, he doesn’t even show his face, it’s boring, he’s off the hook]

[Tongue typing to show innocence, is it really updated every day? Is there a foster father? Is there a foster father tomorrow? 】

[Turn around, turn around, I advise you not to be disrespectful, turn around quickly! 】

[No, someone saw Master Cang and Master Wang showing up at the 3/7 base some time ago. It doesn’t look like he’s very busy. Why hasn’t it been updated in three months? 】

[Master Wang, I have a Destiny Servant transformation seed that I have been holding in my hands for a long time. Now I want to sell it at a low price. You can go to Goldfish Logistics for basic information. If you want to take it, just click me to see the attributes.]

[What a handsome back view, the shoulders and back are better than the waist and hips, and the shape of the erector spinae muscles. His clothes are also very good. Ah, I can't stand it. He is really like that. I am crying]

[Remember to use wet wipes after crying, don't use tissues, it will stick]

[I want to see Teacher Cang in formal clothes, a real thug in a suit]

[Yeah, Teacher Cang's fingers are so slender and beautiful. I have a bold idea]

[Female netizens in front, please be rational. Teacher Cang belongs to everyone. It is forbidden to use the public car for private purposes]

[Why are you licking the screen here? With this little bit of talent, you can't even eat four dishes in this life. Don't you see what level you are and what level my sister Lei is? ]

[Wow, let me see which four dishes are so expensive? ]

[Wedding banquets, children's full moon banquets, funeral banquets and sacrificial offerings, they are just accumulating virtues, which means that you can't get married, your children can't be full moon, no one cares about you when you die, and no one pays tribute to you after you die]

[Woo woo woo, we are all human beings. Why can he be so awesome? His appearance is simply deafening. Master Wang, let me see your face. I am afraid that I will lose the courage to live if I can't see you for a day]

[I miss Instructor Rao the next day, it's uncomfortable]

[Since no one objects, I will secretly take the bone sister away]

[The bone sister must weigh tens or hundreds of tons. If you can take her away directly, listen to my advice. Find a large settlement to be the emperor and taste all the world's red dust. Isn't it nice? ]

[Am I the only one who noticed that there is a new toy in the picture? By the way, Teacher Cang doesn't have a fate servant with a tail, right? I mean the snake tail! ]

[Hey, a new daughter? ? 】

【You haven't updated for so long and you don't even have a family photo, Xiao Wang, do you still want to stay in the forum with this attitude? Where is my little lady? Where is my instructor Rao? Where is my big Leizi? That's it? A man's ass is not even worth a dog's look! 】

【Woof! Teacher Cang's ass is so nice, I licked it secretly and no one found out, right? 】

【Shut up, little bitch! 】

【If I lift up these long legs once, I'm afraid I can really savor it for the rest of my life】

【↑, brother, you're not right】

【Don't want a male mother...wait? ? 】

【Fuck, is it so exciting? Brother, why don't you write a comic and draw a book, my wife loves to read it! 】

【.】

It can be seen that from the poster to the audience, there is nothing serious.

Lao Wang looked at the surging number of views and laughed for a while, then closed the forum interface contentedly. After posting once, the harvest from this post would be so much that he could not spend it all on Dabaojian. It would never be spent, even before the New Year!