The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Not even fifteen minutes had passed before Li Cang came back carrying Li Laixi, who was disheveled and smiling like a half of pork: "Goose, goose, goose! Hey, Li Cang, Li Cang, let's discuss it." "How about you let me down first and send the relic back, and then we go to the sheepfold to block Lao Wang?"

"Good guy, are you cooperating with the fishing law enforcement or the drunken gang to commit the crime?!"

"There is no shop like this after passing this village. Look at this old king, white and white, in front of you. Don't you feel itchy or excited?"

"I think your skin is itchy!"

Pa~

"It hit Sister Leilei, but it hurts in my heart." Qin Zhenzhen, who was wearing a girl-style swimsuit, retracted her body into the water humbly: "How did she manage to tremble like this after practicing martial arts for so many years? ? How did you become so rich after practicing dancing for so many years?”

Suo Zhihui: "."

Li Cang threw Li Lai Si on the lounge chair next to him, took a few sips from the wine bottle and said, "What you did is not fair. Be decent and respect each other. She is a human being."

Li Laisi nodded like she was pecking at rice: "Yeah, yeah, I know, I've tasted it, and it tastes quite human."

Suo Zhihui weakly exposed her ears and gasped softly: "You don't have to treat me as a human being."

Li Laisi shouted: "Hey! Hey! Li Cang, look at her! Look at her inside! The tea smells like tea!"

Li Cang was so speechless. He really wanted to slap these two girls in the face with his slipper: "I didn't mean that you two turned around and joined forces and Timi came back to life, did you? Follow me and let the plot of the past ten years repeat itself. ?”

Qin Zhenzhen applauded like a sea dog: "How do you say this? How do you say this?"

"The two of them used to be like this, they would fight each other whenever they met." Li Cang smacked his lips: "Now that I think about it, it seems that Da Lei Zi suffered the loss at that time. Every time, he was so angry that he wanted to blow up the temple. If we hadn't stopped him, Lasso would have been slapped to death by her countless times. "

Under normal circumstances, force is usually the last resort, but it is not unusual for a withdrawn and clumsy player like Dalei Zi to want to take action after being ripped off by the therapist.

Li Laisi stretched out her hand and dragged Suo Zhihui to the recliner, and said while ravaging her: "We are already collecting debts! Hey, Teacher Cang, you are so promising today. Do you know that you are blowing the bottle?" "

"I bear witness!" Qin Zhenzhen, who always claimed to be loyal and a bitch, turned around and sold Li Cang out: "Teacher Cang was very brave today. He drank a total of 7 glasses, not including this bottle!"

Li Laisi's eyes widened: "7 cups? Is this guy super evolved? Or do you all not want to live anymore? You don't have to be so tactful if you want to commit suicide!"

If we insist on establishing a control group for Li Cang's upper limit for drunkenness, we can probably refer to her getting up. But if you include the [Drunken Boxing] skill - ask for blessings, I can only say that none of you here will survive. There is no magical creature like Rao Qifang on this island who can suppress drunk Li Cang with one hand.

"Eh?" Qin Zhenzhen was stunned after hearing this, "Is it really so scary? Teacher Cang has gotten into trouble before? Does he have a criminal record? When was the last time he was drunk? What did he do?"

Li Laisi's face suddenly turned red: "Ahem, this bitch is no different from Erha when he drinks too much. He is very good at breaking up houses. Moreover, he talks a lot and will bite whoever he catches!"

What did you do?

This guy got drunk and killed me last time. What do you think he did?

Give him a stick and he can go to heaven!

"Hiccup~" Li Cang swayed and nestled in another recliner, "Don't lie there with your eyes open! I am honest after drinking. I only know how to sleep. The quality of wine is my character. I have such a good character. Are you kidding me about being drunk? Who would believe you?"

"The so-called character you co-authored includes but is not limited to going to the medical school after drinking to steal the body of an old man, going to the school rooftop at 2:30 in the morning to put fireworks and playing cymbals, and Lao Wang, who carried more than 200 kilograms, said that the school was attacked by wild boars. Then lock him into the female dormitory, steal the doorman’s cell phone, and confess to the dormitory aunt? Why don’t you do something anthropomorphic?”

Qin Zhenzhen was stunned: "Teacher Cang did all this? Did you see it with your own eyes?"

There is no way I can connect Teacher Cang, who has always been elegant, easy-going, silent and reserved, with the kind of mental state described by Li Lei Lei, not even if I drink too much!

"That's not true. I was not in the country at that time." Li Lei casually threw away the steel ring she pulled out, "It's all Lao Wang Jiaojiao, the others and the person in front of you who told me. She even made a video to show off, killing people and killing people. My heart, you bully me and you can’t have fun with the people abroad, right? That makes me angry. From then on, I said, you little girl, hurry up early and late, don’t end up in my hands, hey.”

Qin Zhenzhen looked suffocated. You were so angry that you couldn't participate on the spot and wished you could take your own life instead?

Li Cang's eyes drifted towards Suo Zhihui: "I thought it was all recorded by Lao Wang. Then he has really taken a lot of blame for you over the years."

Suo Zhihui covered Li Laisi's unscrupulous paws to prevent her from moving, and said with a pink face: "If she comes back, I won't have a share, so I have to seize every opportunity -"

"You won't miss every opportunity to dig into my heart, right?" Li Laixi continued to squeeze fiercely: "Ha! What about now? Li Cang, you big beast, do you also have a special sense of participation?"

The big animal looked indifferent and handed over his hand, saying: "You continue, just treat me as dead."

I almost had a timi jumper in my head. The whole memory was all confused and tangled together. I was so dizzy that the surrounding objects slowly faded and the memories that emerged gradually became like real events.

Niang Xipi!

Good for you, Xipi!

Sure enough, we can't let our mother touch the bug nodes like the jump point, this will explode!

"Stop it, I know I'm wrong, I'm embarrassed by you doing this"

"Don't you just like this tune?"

A series of extremely impolite, unfriendly and extremely dangerous words flashed through Suo Zhihui's mind. She lowered her eyes and dared not look at anyone. Qin Zhenzhen's eyes were shining, and she was panting heavily. She only hated that she couldn't pray to turn her eyeballs into cameras--

Stinging, exciting!

Is this really a program that can be watched for free?

It is said that flies do not bite seamless eggs. Teacher Cang is too nostalgic. He is so nostalgic that he is too lazy to meet new people. Every time Qin Zhenzhen returns to the base and sees those green-headed flies buzzing and rushing towards her recklessly like a group of fighter jets, she feels like laughing. If Teacher Cang can call out the three names without stuttering, it must be called a medical miracle. Maybe these three people also include herself and Duan Li. There is really no gap between Teacher Cang, the child foster husband, and Sister Lei Lei. The only exception is the young aunt when the main wife was "dead". If it weren't for this comrade-in-arms who had been sharpening his sword for ten years and cleverly took the wife route to blow the pillow wind, I am afraid that he would not have ended up fishing for the moon in the water.

Is this considered a successful result?

But looking at this scene, why is the atmosphere and style so weird?

Sometimes Qin Zhenzhen really admired this pair of smooth and slippery big thick legs that made people want to lick them, and then she couldn't help but let her thoughts wander to some directions related to browser records. Then she had to pat her chest in fear: Fortunately, fortunately, this gentleman is just picky about food, and he still eats meat. Fortunately, there is a queen, otherwise I always feel that this gentleman will be in binary with that gentleman for the rest of his life!