The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Duan Li had completely given up on Li Cang's psychological counseling work a long time ago, and was in a state of ruin. It was beyond the scope of her professional skills, and she never dared to try traditional techniques such as assisted hypnosis. , for fear that his half-empty skills would amplify the mental pollution caused by the death bracelet and spinal cord and even extradite it to himself.

According to workplace standards, the joy of showing off is far greater than catching fish. After all, you can show off blatantly and feel at ease, but fishing requires you to bear the risk of being discovered by your colleagues and leaders.

And Duan Limei has a colleague, and her type of work is also true "heart"ism.

"Here comes the stinky brother?" A big pear made a plump but lazy voice. Even wearing a loose white coat with two large pockets on the front could not hide his voluptuous figure. The waist-to-hip ratio was enough to be used as a rhetorical statement, " OK, brother, I haven’t been here to take care of my sister’s business for several months?”

Li Cang looked at Duan Li in shock. This psychiatrist sister had become more and more abstract since the last incident when she almost broke her ribs, to the point where she couldn't understand.

(Note: See Chapter 1125 Duan Li: 6!)

"What are you looking at?" Duan Li waved her hand for Li Cang to sit down, and shut the shocked Qin Zhenzhen out of the consultation room authoritatively and naturally. The lock spring on the door made a clear click, "What I said is wrong. Two months? Or three months? "

"Cola."

"Only green tea, with ice or freshly brewed?"

"Whatever"

"Do you want me to change?" Duan Li patted the white coat on her body and opened a long clothes rack, "Wouldn't it make you feel nervous? You like OL, right? I specially asked someone to dress up. I bought a wardrobe full of clothes and all the money will be reimbursed!”

Li Cang did not look at Duan Li, but looked around and sniffed: "I'm quite relaxed. Well, it would be more relaxing if I sprayed some formalin or disinfectant here in advance."

"This is a psychological consultation room, not a specimen display room!"

"Then psychological counseling also includes a dress-up show?"

"It's not included. There is an extra charge for changing clothes!" Duan Li gave him an annoyed look, "Fraud is a craft, but I am not very talented and knowledgeable. I really can't find a reasonable one where the base can reimburse me. Justification of Formalin Fees.”

"It's simple. Li Cang likes it very much. Hypnosis can also be used!" Li Cang nestled in the spacious and comfortable single sofa: "I'm not very good at doing business with living people. I'm sorry that I can't give you anything else. What useful advice.”

Duan Li put a cup of green tea with ice on the small solid wood table in front of Li Cang: "Why are you sitting so meticulously? We should keep up appearances during the meeting. There are only two of us here, so we can raise our legs."

"Is it appropriate?"

"If there's anything inappropriate, as long as you think it's appropriate, sister can put on a Russian maid outfit and beat your legs~"

"So this is how all the public funds were used?"

"Of course, you should make the best use of everything and make the best use of people!" Duan Li sat opposite Li Cang, naturally raising her plump long legs. "What do you want to talk about today? Tell me about your experience on the rail line?"

"Talking about this won't make people feel relaxed and happy." Li Cang pinched his eyebrows, "I'll leave after sitting for a while, so that Boss Bei and the others won't have to worry about the same thing all day long."

Duan Linu mouthed: "Oh? Could it be that our famous Lord Li Cang, who flies three feet high in the sky and flies higher than the wild goose, also suffered losses? Your expression tells me that this will be a story that is difficult to tell!"

"That's really hard to explain." Li Cang continued to pinch his eyebrows: "So have you given up psychological counseling completely now?"

"Otherwise? My sister is just a half-baked master's degree in psychology. She just left school and her tutor quit her job early because of the arrival of the Sky Island Era before she even got started. She can barely do psychological counseling, and she is even less capable of handling large-scale projects like yours. It's a source of mental pollution. It's important for people to be self-aware!" Duan Li picked up the cup and clinked it with Li Cang, "Let me chat with you casually to ease the psychological pressure so that I can explain to the boss. Sister has done her best."

"Then the consulting fees you get are a bit hot. I won't earn any money that is unconscionable."

You, a big devil who does all sorts of evil things like burning, killing, looting and scraping the ground, actually have the nerve to despise me for making money without conscience? How dare you!

Duan Li's amber eyes widened: "So, when you call money that is not hot, you usually mean that the blood of the previous owner is so cold?"

"You can't say it like that. The context is wrong and it seems very impolite. However, the meaning is almost the same."

"What exactly is it like on the track? An empty island full of ruins and zombies and various monsters? Survivors, no, the subordinates meet each other and don't decide who will compete but only live and die?"

"Why are you asking this all of a sudden?" Li Cang thought for a while, "What you can see on the forum can be seen outside. What you can't see on the forum can be seen outside. The real situation outside is only It will be a hundred times more exciting than you know.”

"I noticed you secretly used the word 'wonderful'!"

"The existence of the base is of far greater significance to preserve the fire for flower growers in the hope that it will start a prairie fire in the future. The achievements achieved by the base do not mean that the base is really strong, but represent a possibility and hope, a hope for flower growers and even the whole world." The lower limit of development for human beings is relatively high, and the pursuit of victory step by step is far from exciting to many people. It can even be said to be boring. "

"It is said that walking zombies evolve very quickly, faster than alien beasts."

"Theoretically, the base is not lagging behind." Li Cang said with a dull expression, "Of course, it is impossible to be ahead. The base is safe, and its strength will grow faster and faster. Accumulation and accumulation are different from the track line. Another attitude of life-threatening exchange, obviously, this is more in line with the flower grower’s character and historical and cultural heritage.”

"Well" Duan Li's eyes flashed with a strange light, "It seems hard to see you looking serious, cynical and languid Great Demon King, huh?"

Li Cang spread his hands: "I thought you wanted to talk about something official today."

"Everything is fine." Duan Li narrowed her eyes and stood behind Li Cang, gently pressing his shoulders: "It is my dereliction of duty as a psychological counselor to be helpless about your illness, but at least you can relax here. , if you put too much pressure on yourself, many people will not be able to sit still or even sleep or eat well.”

Li Cang's back was numb, and he shook his shoulders to indicate Duan Li's hand: "This...cough."

Duan Li laughed: "What are you doing? Your knees are covered with pillows. Didn't you enjoy it at that time?"

From the initial resistance to the forced assignment to this moment, Duan Li's change of mentality cannot be said to be hasty and sudden, but it cannot be said to be natural either.

He has impeccable looks, impeccable strength, unparalleled power and wealth, and is even so good that even his wife is so evil-minded and lawless.

cough!

Women of Duan Li's age are relatively rational and realistic. As she said, she should not meet people who are too outstanding when she is young. From the time she became familiar with Li Cang to now, it is difficult for her eyes to accommodate other people. The figure of the right age candidate.

Yes, this is not a matter of accommodating the gap, but a complete inability to accept it from a psychological to a physical perspective. Duan Li occasionally even has an emotion similar to that of Guo Xiang when he met Yang Guo: when he saw Li Cang's lifelong mistake, he just hated him. You gave me birth to an old man!

Troubled and helpless?

Maybe there is.

Refuse?

Of course not!

"Which of his grandma's women can refuse this!" There was a little person in Duan Li's heart who roared with teeth and claws: "I didn't pounce directly on this guy to conquer the dungeon, but I was already trying my best to be reserved, okay?"

Emmm, of course, it could also be the reason why I almost broke my ribs after jumping over it.

Duan Li's inner drama of being distracted didn't know how long it had been going on, but she suddenly felt a slight heat in her lower abdomen, and a big head was already leaning on her body. She lowered her head and found a young handsome guy sleeping with an ugly look, his mouth open, and a baby waiting for food. Like a baby.

Bah, bah, I'm just waiting to be fed. Damn it, what on earth am I thinking!

After a while, Li Cang woke up.

And when he realized that his saliva seemed to be all over someone else's legs, he sat up immediately in a fit of excitement. As a result, he doubled up and looked at Sister Lizi who had changed into an OL outfit to attack in front of him, with a confused look on his face.

Duan Li calmed down the waves as if nothing had happened, and rubbed her numb legs that were used as knee pillows: "How about you, sleep comfortably. It seems that this aromatherapy is really useful!"

"Ahem" Li Cang stiffly scratched his head: "How long have I slept?"

Then I realized that my head-scratching action could easily cause misunderstandings, and it would give people the feeling of having an afterthought, so I quickly put it down.

Duan Li raised her wrist and looked at her watch: "It's still early, less than an hour and a half. Do you want to sleep for a while?"

"No, this is already two weeks' worth."

"Still unable to sleep for the whole month like before?" Duan Li's delicate eyebrows wrinkled slightly, and her amber pupils became more and more gorgeous like an oil painting, "I told you a long time ago, this is absolutely not okay. Yes, sleep is a necessity for life. Your body can never be strong enough to not need rest. If you continue like this, it will only aggravate your psychological problems! "

"Actually, it's just that the life bar has overflowed too much, and they don't seem to support me wasting the time I was given."

"Yes, yes, you are a powerful rail line boss. Everything you say is right. Remember to take this aromatherapy with you when you leave. It has a very good sleeping effect. It is a natural sleep."

"Okay, thank you." Li Cang said, "By the way, if you have time, would you like to go to my mother's place in the next two days?"

"Then I'll bring a few more seniors there, but again, it's better not to have any expectations. After all, Instructor Rao's situation is too unreal."

"It's just a psychological problem, nothing else is necessary." Li Cang said at a loss of whether to laugh or cry: "Her mental age seems to have returned to her youth. Sometimes, well, can you imagine her fighting with Li Lei?"

"Yes, isn't it always like that?"

Li Cang seemed to have no way to refute this, after all, what he said was indeed the truth.

When she came out of Duan Li's house, Qin Zhenzhen's whole body was about to take root on the door. Her little face was tense and her eyes were full of suspicion.

"The consultation time has been adjusted again? Why is it taking so long this time? It takes such a long time to give birth to a baby and the baby comes out!" Then, she saw the suspicious water stains on Duan Li's legs, which were twisted as if they were delicate. Her pretty face froze at that moment, "You, you are shameless!"

Duan Li lowered his head, his face turned red at first, but then he calmly said: "Little sister, you can eat randomly but you can't talk nonsense. Personal attacks are behaviors that lack the most basic moral quality."

When I came to your door to assist you as a sister alliance, you were afraid of me like a snake or a scorpion. Now let alone say it's nothing, even if it is something, which tricky moral high ground are you going to accuse me from? It makes me laugh so hard, it’s true that a donkey doesn’t know its face and a bull doesn’t know its corners!

"You, you... Hui Hui has just been in seclusion and you... you just take advantage of the situation and don't show martial ethics. You carry out a sneak attack! You are despicable!" Qin Zhenzhen and Suo Zhi Huihui seemed to be just one person, and they were already so angry that they couldn't speak. Zeyan lost his mind and said, "You, you, you, you are still in psychological counseling. You are a sinister guy who builds the plank road openly and hides in Chencang. I will file a complaint with Boss Bei and I will remove you tomorrow!"

Duan Li burst out laughing, leaned close to Qin Zhenzhen and whispered in her ear: "Little sister, in terms of time, it is indeed Suo Zhihui who takes the lead. Let's not talk about whether this kind of thing should be on a first-come, first-served basis. What I want to tell you is, At least at the base level, everyone is always on the same starting line, and they may even expect more from me. You are not so naive as to think that I am really arranged here just for psychological counseling, right? Don’t put the cart before the horse!”

"besides."

"Little sister, the most important thing you must remember is that I don't care whether you are really out of sisterly friendship or you have some little thoughts that everyone knows about each other. In short, it doesn't matter how you scold you in private for some words. , but it is the most inconvenient to say it in front of men. It will make them feel embarrassed and unable to get off the stage. This is a super minus point! "

"In the end, I just did what a psychological counselor can do. Don't forget, it is my job to relieve psychological pressure. As for what means to achieve such an effect, you only need to know that this is completely legal at the base. As long as it’s not an illegal or criminal act, I can’t help you with the details. I need to respect the patient’s privacy.”

Qin Zhenzhen.

The poor little girl burst open!

Just when Qin Zhenzhen, who had no social experience at all and was ignorant, was beaten by a combination of punches with low technical content, her eyes were black and she was still pouring foam. Li Cang, who had been watching for a long time, was really shocked: "You two are really - don't think blindly about what is and is not. If you go, you will have something to do when you get back."

Qin Zhenzhen stomped her feet angrily, but she could only mumble and follow Li Cang away, turning back three times with each step, trying to penetrate the defensive barrier of a big pear with her eyes, making it hide its face and walk away in shame.

Duan Li watched the two figures, one positive and the other negative, disappear in the corridor, shut herself in the door with a bang, and slowly slid her body against the door panel to sit on the floor——

"Huh~"

"The game is over. My reputation has finally been lost to my pig teammates. What should I do? The gossip girl will definitely publicize this matter to everyone in the base tomorrow! Oh, it's so annoying, two people Foolish teammate, I was trying to form an unbreakable alliance with these two guys before, but my teammates didn’t have to do anything, and now they’ve actually become enemies!”

Duan Li was really ashamed and embarrassed and felt like she was losing blood. Wasn't this because she didn't eat enough meat and made herself look coquettish?