The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

However, they seem to have made a mistake. It is useless to ask not only Teacher Cang, but anyone else. If the subordinates could understand the current rules of the world, they would not have to be in such panic all day long. After all, Zhu Although people like Li An and Bearded Sam almost lost their lives, they still got a big deal. The harvest this time is probably several times more nutritious than what they would gain from wandering around the track for several months.

After expressing their gratitude very politely and respectfully, a few guys quietly and quickly slipped away. They really didn't have the courage to continue to establish their presence in front of such a group of murderous gods. There was always a feeling in the dark that this outrageous super-class This experience is all because of meeting them!

Thank you for letting us win so ugly!

Of course Lao Wang didn't know what these people were thinking. Not only did he not care, but he also had his own rude thoughts. Looking at the backs of the group of people, he sarcastically curled his lips: "Damn these cowards, they will leave when they are done with the others, track line Just teach them this? According to me, why are we so polite? Just raise their KPI!"

It's still too boring to deal with walking zombies all day long. Now only people and interesting souls can make Master Wang feel that life is full of meaning. Otherwise, even if you pretend to be awesome, you won't be able to pretend to be silky and smooth. How can a brainless walking zombie be able to do that? Reflecting Lao Tzu's sharp posture and tricky angles?

hetui~

Teacher Cang is so conservative, it’s like walking in the night, walking in the night, walking in the night, walking in the night!

Depressed and frustrated, Lao Wang felt bored and lay down on the pile of disturbed crystals prepared for prayers, basking in the sun and falling asleep. He euphemistically called it Cai Feng. Wang's inspiration didn't come just by chance. Elderly people need to stay highly focused now.

of sleep.

Li Cang climbed up to his empty island that was no longer an island and walked around a few times. He bared his teeth in distress. The remains of the medicine ghost and the zombie weaver were just given to the tomb-suppressing beast. He also wanted to study whether he could give them to the big beast. As for calcium supplementation with the magic wand, even if it is given to the servant of destiny, it is a better solution than the tomb beast!

Zhiwei deserves to be damned for his hanging hair. It would be too polite to just pry off one of its scales!

The Tomb Suppressor Beast was already suffering from cancer, and it was given double insurance. Who knows how long it will take for its small body of only 220,000,000 tons to recover. Alas, it was finally cultivated. The most efficient floor scraping machine just stopped working. How difficult it is to live in this world!

After the inspection, Li Cang sent two thousand doglegs and spent a whole day to put the insect nest and the messed up bits and pieces on the island back to normal. They swam a few laps in the swimming pool next to the ham and bacon drying room in the insect nest, and then returned from the drying room. I touched a few hams that were less than a month old and buried them in the charcoal fire to bake.

The old man who weaved the rattan made a babbling sound. The sun was setting and it was already two o'clock in the morning when Li Cang woke up.

It was a very comfortable and natural sleep. When I woke up, the skin of the ham baked in charcoal ash was dark and still warm inside. When the outer layer was peeled off, the red meat was bright red and the white meat was crystal clear and refreshing. It emits a strong, salty oily aroma that is simply irresistible.

It still smells good after being stolen!

hiss.

A sack for the ball?

By the way, Lao Wang’s taste for eccentric food doesn’t come from this, right?

"woke up?"

Li Laisi appeared quietly, pulled a wicker chair and threw her coats on it one by one, revealing her hot and delicate body in a swimsuit. She kicked off her shoes and touched the water with her toes. The right temperature allowed Da Leizi to reveal herself. Satisfied smile.

Plop, it took a full three minutes for her to surface in the middle of the small lake.

Li Leisi said: "I was visiting the maze you made just now. How much free time do you have to build such a big house for ants?"

"It's not worth sacrificing those bones. Keeping them takes up space. What's wrong with making some hand models to cultivate your sentiments? Also, you're going too far. I'm not saying you are more or less okay. How can this even happen? Taking off clothes can be as natural as taking a bath with a good friend, can you please be more anthropomorphic? "

"Huh? Don't they say that your men's tastes are always the same? When I was eighteen, I liked eighteen-year-olds, and when I was eighty, I still liked eighteen-year-olds. Why has my taste changed after not seeing you for a few days? Didn’t you just like me before~"

Hehe, even thirty years of being gay would not be able to produce such a frenzied tone and expression. It is a pure-blooded act of becoming a brother-in-law.

What else could Li Cang say? He nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

"Ah, yes, yes, my Timi has a bad taste!"

"It's good to know! What? Are you not satisfied yet? I once read a book, which said that if a man can live for sixty years, at least ten of them will be in vain, and five of these ten years will be for free. Waiting for the woman to change clothes, guess what you will be doing for the remaining five years?”

"I don't want to guess!"

"Waiting for the woman to take off her clothes!" Li Laisi's eyes narrowed into a narrow slit, shining brightly: "Look, I don't put on makeup, and when you asked me to take off my clothes, you never pretended and didn't even wear a berth. Do you know that if you and I are together, you will live at least ten years longer than others? It’s a great supplement!”

I don’t know why, but after this girl made an impassioned speech, the emoticon of General Chen Geng [live ten years less, jpg] suddenly came to life in Li Cang’s head, with a lingering effect.

Yes, yes, no matter if he lives ten years less or ten more years, when Timi goes to bed in the middle of the night, he always feels that Li Yunlong's despair suddenly pops up from under the quilt. Who can give him a prescription to deal with it?

Li Cang rolled his eyes to the sky.

Li Leisi pursed her lips, not only taking advantage of the situation, but also turning the tables: "What do you mean, Mr. Li? And who told you to give a bag of golden melon seeds to that bastard Lao Wang for free? Is it because I am not attractive to you anymore?"

"Mr. Li, I advise you not to push your luck. It is better to be a bit kind."

"What else?"

"What else? Do you remember this chair?"

Li Leisi suddenly realized that something was wrong. The last time she was grinding a spoon with her bare hands to cool down Li Cang, she seemed to have accidentally and truly hurt someone's fragile glass heart.

"You, you, you."

"Give it to me!"

Want to run?

No way!

It was so funny. With Li Cang next to her, how could Li Lisi help Li Leisi teleport and run away?

In fact, no matter how Da Leizi screamed and called desperately in his heart, Lilith didn't move at all when she lay on Teacher Cang, just like hatching eggs.

The big magic wand whizzed and directly forked Da Leizi over. Poor Da Leizi's hair, which had just been wet, was instantly pulled straight and hot at a very high speed. The water quickly evaporated to half dry and then stood almost parallel to Li Leisi's head like a flag.

"You bastard, you are annoying. You pulled my hair!"

"Be normal!"