The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

For example, one of the victims, Li Cang, is currently persecuting a group of squirrels.

After the big magic wand came online, Li Cang basically bid farewell to relatively normal sleep. Teacher Cang, who couldn't sleep and had nothing to do and nowhere to go, faced the quiet sea and the full moon outside the crystal wall of the insect nest, with a pious gesture. With surgical rigor, he shaved off the hair and removed the internal organs of dozens of fat squirrels one by one.

Squirrel is a good thing. It is fat, tender, elastic and full of flavor. The most important thing is that it is relatively bland among wild animals and has almost no fishy smell common to wild animals.

Peel?

Peeling the skin is the most amateurish way to do it. Grill the meat with the skin on, which can lock in the juices and increase the aroma. You can also enjoy the crispy skin.

Oh yes, Lao Wang, who is hundreds of walls away, is insisting that he will teach the little lady how to ride a horse. You can use your toes to figure out what this guy is learning, riding, and riding.

"As long as you don't bother me, thank God!"

Lao Wang is actually not that annoying, right? He has a very bad habit of stealing slots!

As long as the food in other people's bowls is delicious, even if Li Cang usually just roasts a few potatoes and sweet potatoes, he has to rush over to taste the salty taste, which makes people hate it!

Li Cang, who rarely gets quiet time alone these days, enjoys this slight feeling of loneliness. He even made a few bottles of prickly pear sparkling sweet water and got drunk.

Prickly pear, this is also a good thing.

The prickly pear sparkling sweet water fermented by the little lady in a rice wine vat has a sour yet sweet taste that is refreshing and moving. The degree is as high as 9°, which is completely worthy of Teacher Cang’s pretentiousness and loneliness!

After the first squirrel was roasted, the knife girl came over and disappeared with a swish.

After the second squirrel was roasted, Yamei came over and disappeared with a swish.

After the third squirrel was roasted, Xiaoba came over and disappeared with a swish of a kick.

"Hetui, are you worthy?"

Teacher Cang has no awareness or resonance with Xiaoba in hiding from disasters and suffering from the same illness.

But speaking of Xiaoba, today is really miserable. There are very few alienated creatures in the size of birds on the empty island. Apart from it, the only options for this group of women to ravage are white squirrels, giant hedgehogs and that number. Vegetable carving, how can four living creatures be enough to divide dozens of crazy bitches? At the end of the day, Xiaoba didn't have a moment to relax. He was so tormented that he almost didn't use his hand as an active skill.

Anyway, a group of fate servants took turns to take a look, comfort the old father perfunctorily, and then took away a roasted squirrel, just like waiting for the elders to hand out red envelopes during the New Year.

They are just looking for fun as dogs, and the real reason is Brother Zhi. Brother Zhi is waiting on the side carefully, pouring Li Cang a drink with some ice from time to time, or feeding the squirrel some. Add some firewood to the oil and have a taste.

In the past, Mr. Cang's island had only a few toilets. Brother Big Corpse followed Li Cang around. He was older than a group of servants of fate. He was the player who could best understand Mr. Cang's spiritual instructions and was also skilled in Mahjong Landlord. He is on par with Li Cang and is deeply loved by Cang. He belongs to the position of a servant of fate butler on the empty island.

In short, these two people created a feeling of old friends having dumplings and drinking together, emphasizing a sentiment and a good match.

"Want a drink?"

"roar."

"Are you being polite to me? Where is your father?"

"roar."

The big corpse brother carefully twisted the bottle of beer with two fingers, as if holding a bottle of oral liquid. Li Cang raised the cup filled with prickly pear sparkling water, and his tone was a bit drunk and happy, pretending: " Do it! Huh? Oh, don’t force it, don’t drink it if you can’t~”

It's so pitiful that Teacher Cang, as a pure northerner, finally found an opportunity to say this to others.

Corpse Brother: "."

Dad, you don’t really want to drink with me, why would you lie to a child? !

Teacher Cang, who had completed a major regret in his life, never expected that such a scene of social death would be seen by others. He saw Suo Zhihui standing in the entrance corridor of this insect nest, smiling happily with her lips pursed, As pure as a small white flower

Right, the black-hearted white lotus is also a small white flower.

Li Cang sighed: "Coming out at this time is not the way to seek death. Do you want to be silenced by me or killed by Da Leizi?"

Suo Zhihui asked eagerly: "Can I choose a specific method?"

Li Cang knew that she didn't hold any kind words in her throat, and she didn't respond at all.

Her condition seems to have improved a lot, and she has regained her previous feeling. Speaking of which, this girl is really Schrödinger's face!

but

Li Cang was suddenly very curious about who did it to those two girls on the day they were blocked!

My heart feels like it's being scratched by a kitten's paws!

Suo Zhihui sat next to the fire with her legs in her arms, and her waist-cinched white shirt disappeared, revealing her white and tender legs and feet: "They are so noisy. People who make noises get headaches."

Suo Zhihui's skin was extremely white and tender. She had just been ravaged by a group of crazy women. There were still suspicious red marks on some parts. Li Cang saw it and tried to imagine the scene, but found that he could not imagine it at all. I thought, so I made gestures.

"Are my velvet and wild duck down pillows still alive?"

"Pfft, men's ability to associate is really rich and strange. There's no pillow fight like you thought. And you don't even sleep much, so you actually care about pillows?"

"That's why sleeping is so important. I want to burn incense, bathe, fast and pray to get a good night's sleep. Pillows are very important items."

"Oh," Suo Zhihui rolled her eyes, full of cunning: "So that stuffed bear is also yours?"

"Get lost, my bedroom is the same as yours, what bear? Where is the bear!"

Suo Zhihui pursed her lips, straightened her chest, and said weakly: "Yes, there is still one."

So, Li Cang's eyes staggered on it.

Suo Zhihui saw the twists and turns in his eyes, glanced at the empty bottle of sea buckthorn sweet water, suddenly straddled Li Cang's legs and rode on him, grabbed Li Cang's hand and stuffed it into her arms, raised her palm-sized face and said fiercely:

"Is it there? Is it white? Is it smooth?"

Looking fierce, in fact, the little expression was full of shame, uneasiness, and even a strange sense of tameness.

Li Cang's expression was even more strange than hers: "Can you still buy one with steel rings? Haven't they been eliminated long ago? Wouldn't you be out of breath with so many pads?"

It unfolded like a nightmare.

Suo Zhihui was numb, her eyes wide open, watery, with a kind of despair that her dream of climbing Mount Everest was thwarted by the small mound at the doorstep.

Then, she suddenly let out a trembling low cry.

She could feel the steel ring undergoing a subtle deformation, squeezing one of the most delicate parts of her body. It hurt, but she liked it.

"That's it? That's all? Then what? Unprofessional!"

"Then tell me. How, how can I be professional?"

"Take it off."

Suo Zhihui shivered, silently put her hands behind her back, and quietly threw a particularly heavy piece of clothing behind her back, murmuring with an increasingly empty gaze: "I remember the way you looked at me at that time, especially the first dormitory party. I dressed up for a long time and wore the shortest and most beautiful dress. As a result, you can see that every girl in our dormitory took the same amount of time, without pause, just like the school leaders inspecting."

"High school?"

"Qiang Qiang and the deputy monitor of your class organized it. The girls in our dormitory only had one requirement, that we can have a dormitory party, but you have to participate."

"Do you remember it? It's the most beautiful girls' dormitory in the 100th year of its establishment~!"

"What were you thinking at that time? Was it her?"

Li Cang pouted. At that time, he and Li Lasi were sworn brothers. Brother: "I was thinking, you little girl really deserve a good beating, as if you're going to stab me if I don't look at you more. I thought you arranged the dormitory party, and I don't live on campus."

Suo Zhihui's body trembled again, and he murmured: "Now, now is fine."

"You're a stubborn person. You don't really have any weird hobbies, do you?"

"Hold it, hold it tightly, and I'll tell you."

"It doesn't hurt? Will it burst?"

"No, I like it. It's not fake, how can it break?" After a while, seeing that Li Cang's expression was still weird, Suo Zhihui's eyes were instantly clear, and she was particularly fragile and nervous: "I'm not weird!"

"Isn't it weird enough? Well, if it's still A-grade, I suggest you call 12315 to report the hospital fraud!"

This is Suo Zhihui. Only she can withstand Li Cang's EQ, which is not much higher than an idiot, and his rigid straight male circuit.

"Then, then change the taste? For a normal person like her, no matter how hard she tries, it's useless, right?"

Li Cang was stunned. It was said that the young auntie was the one who really achieved the ultimate in this area. Little Laso was still a lot behind, at least three plus signs!

"Hey, you are not allowed to think about other people!"

"How do you know?"

"I just know!"

"I asked, how do you know, it's written on my face?"

"I said, I just know, you wrote it on your face!"

After a while.

"Ask you a question."

"Ask."

"Have you read a novel? I can't remember the name, but the story is very good. I remember the scene where the man and the woman were talking.

The woman said: If you want a friend, then tame me! At first, you sit in the grass like this, a little far away from me. I look at you out of the corner of my eyes, and you don't say anything, because words are the source of misunderstanding.

But every day, you have to sit closer to me."

Suo Zhihui said: "This is a passage from "The Little Prince", which tells the story of a little fox. The woman said: The fox longs to be tamed because it longs to have a bond. With a bond, even if you are far away from me, you can still be together. horn, and won't feel lonely. "

"So you chose the civet cat as your life skill?"

"Well, after reading that book, I bought "The Little Prince" which I had never read before, but I didn't feel the throbbing feeling. Then the book ended badly, and I was very sad at the time. I felt cheated!"

"Just look at these two paragraphs, the word "taming" is not used well."

Suo Zhihui suddenly became excited, tears overflowed, eyes were red, there was an irreversible stubbornness and emptiness, like extreme fear Li Cang continued: "But it's exactly what I need!"

Yes, it's true that it's still that sick literary young woman. The point of sickness is sometimes really unpredictable.

Of course, Suo Zhihui couldn't find a response from Li Cang's eyes.

Because Li Cang, this unscrupulous big animal, suddenly clenched his fist hard, and shamelessly bit back, more vicious than a vicious dog: "Don't move, just talk, why are you twisting!"

Suo Zhihui's eyes were distracted at that moment, her face was full of joy and shame. What kind of art is that? If you ask her what one plus one equals, she may not be able to calculate the correct number.

"Yes, it's because you are too uncomfortable!"

"Then why don't you get off?"

"Well~ I don't! It hurts a little. I'm fine."

Suo Zhihui made a small noise like a kitten, which was soft and soft with a little sharp sound.

Li Cang was stunned, and felt the hot and wet feeling on his legs, and his face turned black.

"Fuck you! What are you? My pants!"

"Don't be so mean to me, can you? I'm afraid. I can't stand it, I will do it again."

"You're not! Still coming? Why did I do that to you?"

"You didn't, it's my fault, please."

The pants must be gone, Li Cang's mouth twitched, and he asked in a nasty tone: "How many times?"

If he dared to squeeze Da Leizi with this attitude, the woman's head would be twisted off by him.

"Three or four. When I just went up, there was, there was one time." Suo Zhihui panted softly, pleading with no excuses, obviously she was extremely ashamed but still very honest: "Don't be mean to me, don't stare, I really can't do it, let me rest, I'm so tired"

Stunned, eye-opening.

Is this girl poisonous, or did I pick up a treasure?

"Great! Great, you two! I've seen wolves in heat at the zoo and they have better self-control than you two!"

Suo Zhihui was frightened again, and she wanted to rub herself into Li Cang's body and try her best.

Let's say, she shouted loudly and sonorously at the beginning, but then it was not the same: "I treat you as a friend, you actually... actually let me take a photo, it's so exciting, I want it too!"

Qin Zhenzhen was still wearing the military skirt she wore during the day, which was a formal dress that couldn't be more formal, and she had a strong aura. Then she found that Suo Zhihui and Li Cang's clothes were also fine, and her upright and righteous eyes were disappointed.

Li Cang gritted his teeth and said, "Come here, I'll give you a buff~"

Qin Zhenzhen laughed and avoided Li Cang's clutches. She didn't take out her mobile phone to take a photo on the spot, but looking at her state, it was estimated that she had already started to think about who to share this shocking gossip with.

Suo Zhihui made a nasal sound like she was dying: "Yes, silence her!"

"Don't." Qin Zhenzhen stepped back and sat by the fire: "The one who keeps his mouth shut is me, what are you roasting? Give me one as hush money!"

Li Cang handed over a squirrel, and with his anger still not subsided, he pulled out his hand and slapped Suo Zhihui's cute butt.

"You came out with her? Why didn't you say it just now?"

"Well~ Let's go, we got separated."

Suo Zhihui pleaded helplessly and stole a glance, fearful, obedient, timid, but she refused to move her eyes, but it was not because of stubbornness.

In such a huge project as the insect nest, Goudan could walk straight after entering, how could he get separated? When Li Cang thought of Qin Zhenzhen's unreliable and weird attributes, an idea flashed in his mind.

"Give me your phone."

"Why? I don't! I have the right to privacy! I don't have anything. Hey, hey, hey, don't snatch it. Give it back to me."

Sure enough, Li Cang found the backs of two people and a horse in Qin Zhenzhen's photo album. The camera was pulled very professionally, with various angles from near and far.

Li Cang stared at her cool military uniform, and was speechless.

Qin Zhenzhen was a dead pig that was not afraid of boiling water. Seeing Li Cang sizing her up fiercely, she stood up, straightened her posture and squinted coldly: "Am I dignified? Am I aloof? Do you have an impulse to commit a crime?"

"Ha! Things that the criminal law does not allow us to do are usually very interesting. Which one do you want to experience?"

"Huh? Huh?" Qin Zhenzhen reacted for a while, hesitant and shy: "Still, is there still a choice?"

Mad, no wonder she can make friends with Suo Zhihui, there is a reason why you two get together, do you know!

"Are you still not going down?"

"Clothes, clothes!"

Then, the three people's six eyes saw the steel ring with a thick cushion half in the fire and half on the ground, and there was another long silence.

Qin Zhenzhen said carelessly: "Then don't go back~"

Li Cang said expressionlessly: "Which one do you want Da Leizi to kill? Or all of them?"

The squirrels are as delicious as always. Lao Wang led the little lady over as usual and showed his head at the door of the nest. The dog glanced at it furtively, and then glanced again.

Li Cang was so angry that he laughed. He took some grass leaves and tied up a few squirrels and threw them over.

"Excuse me, then you continue, I'm going to get out~"

The squirrel's skin is crispy and yellow, and the inside is soft and juicy. The light yellow and clear oil has a nutty fragrance. Even if there is no salt, Qin Zhenzhen doesn't even want to dip it in some salt before eating.

"Well, Teacher Cang, I didn't expect your cooking to be so delicious!"

"Didn't I tell you that he is an orphan?" Suo Zhihui still kept the same posture as before and lazily leaned on Li Cang: "It's not normal for him to be able to cook. He has lived for many years!"

"Oh, when I was a child, I wanted to be a tramp! I went to Hainan in winter and Northeast China or Xinjiang in summer. I picked up whatever I went and ate whatever I picked up. Unfortunately," Qin Zhenzhen's sparkling eyes and oily lips revealed a bit of voluntary self-pity: "This dream was shattered when I was 11 years old. Suddenly one day I realized that I couldn't be a tramp. Where in the world is there such a beautiful tramp?"

After eating all the squirrels in the fire, Li Cang raised his hand to look at the watch.

"It's half past one, don't stay here, go back."

The satisfied Suo Zhihui was actually so sleepy that she could hardly open her eyes. Her mind was floating in the clouds, but her body was left in the world. She struggled to get up after hearing the words, and only when she saw Li Cang's real face and expression did she feel relieved and regain her consciousness.

"Yeah."

Her voice was soft and careful, and her appearance was pitiful. Just this sound made Qin Zhenzhen shiver while wiping her arm.

In the end, the yandere was picked up by the homeless man half-supported and half-helped.

"Wow! You're not! It's all wet! Is that true? Is it that serious? Is it really possible for humans to do this? We are all in the same boat. You just say whether I assist well or not. Wait, Comrade Lasso, you don't think you two can do it without me, huh?"

"I know, thank you, thank you"

"You are sensible! You are a teachable kid! Tell me how you feel!"

"Oh, let's go back first, and we'll talk about it later, okay?"

Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing, I'm not a talented person who slipped through the net, I just got a shot

Well, it's mainly because of my illness that I can't perform!