The Mortal Immortal

Shu Han looked at Song Changyi's sincere face and couldn't help asking, "What should I teach you?"

Song Changyi said frankly, "I saw that the charming girl was deeply attracted to Brother Yu, and Brother Yu's disciple won Di Guxue so quickly. I guess it was also because of Brother Yu's words and deeds that he had such ability. I should have thought that Brother Yu must have a unique way to make women fall in love. Please teach it to Changyi!"

Poof!

Shu Han spurted out a mouthful of wine: "What the hell!"

Song Changyi said, "Brother Yu, don't play dumb anymore. Please tell me clearly! No matter what, I will win Chun'er's heart in the last few months!"

Shu Han:...

Shu Han drank the wine and looked at Song Changyi with a determined face. He thought that if he didn't teach him one or two tricks, he was afraid that this guy would keep pestering him. Hey, can't I teach you how to impress Gu Panchun? And the most important thing is that I don't know how to do it! Why am I still a flirting expert in your heart?

Shu Han thought about it, and a wicked smile was hidden behind the wine glass.

Brother Song, since you are sincerely asking me for advice, don't blame me for being merciful and cheating you. You want to listen? Well, my method guarantees that you and Gu Panchun will never have a chance again in the future!

Shu Han slapped the table and exclaimed: "Brother Song, if you want to ask me this, then you are right to ask the right person! I tell you, if you want to get a girl as quickly as possible, you have to do it like me. You have to go first..."

Shu Han pressed the table and talked nonsense with his hands and feet dancing. He talked nonsense, spitting, his mouth was full of golden lotus, and his throat was smoking! Song Changyi listened carefully with thirst for knowledge, afraid of missing a word, and from time to time he exclaimed with sudden enlightenment, thinking that Brother Yu is worthy of being Brother Yu! It is a comfort to have a friend like Brother Yu!

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On the other side, Gu Panchun looked at Meng Shuran who was shy, and smiled knowingly: "Sister Shuran, you came for Brother Yu, right?" Meng Shuran said shyly: "That's right, the earth dragon fire in my body will be cultivated in less than two months. Then I will never see him again, I hope..."

Gu Panchun smiled secretly: "Do you want to have a good time with him in the end?"

Hearing this, Meng Shuran's pretty face became even more red.

"But I don't know how to do it. With Yu Tiancheng's temper, if I deliberately seduce him, he will definitely be furious."

Gu Panchun was shocked: "This is not easy to do. Brother Yu has someone in his heart."

Meng Shuran was stunned: "Sister, you know it too!"

Gu Panchun realized that she had let the cat out of the bag and hurriedly explained: "Sister, I guessed that I have been with Qianjiao Baimei for several years, but that thing has not happened. Brother Yu must have a woman in his heart that he can't let go. It's probably difficult for you to squeeze out a space in his heart."

Meng Shuran hurriedly said: "I know, I don't ask to stay in his heart. I just want to have a relationship with him... I don't care if he still remembers me in the future..."

Gu Panchun looked at Meng Shuran like this and couldn't help but feel pity.

"Since my sister has this awareness, it is actually quite easy to deal with. You have to be confident. You are a charming person, and many male cultivators want to get you. No matter how determined Brother Yu is, he is just a man, and all men want to get your body. However, the reason why these men are so submissive is that they are afraid of taking responsibility. You just need to tell him clearly that he doesn't need to take responsibility or worry about it afterwards, and you don't have to worry about him not taking the bait."

"Then you do it according to what your sister told you..."

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After leaving the tea room, Shu Han walked back to the Karma Fire Hot Spring and ran into Meng Shuran who was coming back from Gu Panchun. Meng Shuran couldn't help blushing when she saw Shu Han, which made Shu Han stunned. What's going on with you?

Then, Song Changyi came over.

He held two circles of colorful wreaths, wore two strings of firecrackers with a thousand bangs, and ran to Gu Panchun Hot Spring in a hurry.

Seeing Song Changyi's appearance, Meng Shuran couldn't help but ask, "Who died? Song Changyi looks like this?"

After being told by Meng Shuran, Shu Han almost couldn't hold it back. He suppressed his smile, pulled Meng Shuran and walked into the hot spring, saying: "The next scene will be very cruel, let's not watch it, and give Brother Song some face."

Then, Song Changyi was heard saying in a high voice: "Dear Chun, your destined emperor is here, can you come out and listen to me?"

When Gu Panchun heard this, he walked out of the maze with a puzzled look on his face, and saw Song Changyi standing in the center of two large wreaths with two firecrackers hanging on his shoulders. He was quite confused and said: "Changyi, what are you doing?"

Song Changyi ignored Gu Panchun's words and immediately lit the firecrackers. The firecrackers crackled around him, alarming the other people in the hot spring, and they all looked at Song Changyi with puzzled faces.

"What the hell are you doing? Wreaths and firecrackers, is anyone dead?"

"Who is it at night? What are you doing? Do you want to practice properly?"

Under the watchful eyes of the crowd, Song Changyi was not afraid at all, and said loudly: "If you want to know how an arrow is shot, you must first force it. If you want to know what rice tastes like, you must first make it a done deal. Dear Chun, are you willing to let me force it and make it a done deal with you?"

As soon as these words came out, the whole audience was in an uproar, and they were all so shocked that they couldn't think.

Gu Panchun's face turned black. She looked at Song Changyi's serious face and said this, and she was both angry and amused. She said angrily: "Song Changyi! Are you crazy! Come in quickly! Don't embarrass yourself outside!"

"No!"

Song Changyi refused righteously, saying: "I won't go in if you don't agree to me, dear Chun!"

Gu Panchun said anxiously: "You are so stupid and contrived!"

Song Changyi said loudly: "But I am sincere and real. If you don't believe me, come here and touch me!"

"When did you become so nasty!"

Song Changyi: "It's obscene, but in your heart it's not inferior at all!"

Gu Panchun: "You're crazy!"

Song Changyi said: "Yes, dear Chun, your existence makes me crazy. Your eyes are my eyes, your heart is my heart, we are the same!"

"Song Changyi!"

Gu Panchun was really angry.

Song Changyi stood up and said, "What are you doing, dear Chun?"

Suddenly, the onlookers couldn't help but burst out laughing, laughing so hard. Gu Panchun was so angry that his eyes darkened and he fell to the ground. Only then did Song Changyi panic and immediately ran over to help Gu Panchun up. He still said loudly: "Dear Chun, are you willing to accept me now?"

When Gu Panchun saw a black line on his forehead, she pinched Song Changyi's ears and pulled him into the hot spring amid roars of laughter.

Meng Shuran listened dumbly to all Song Changyi's words in the soup spring. She couldn't help but look at Shu Han and murmured: "Did you teach those?" Shu Han suppressed his smile and said, "That's right, don't tell anyone else. Man, I’m just doing it for Brother Song’s sake.”

Meng Shuran covered her mouth and smiled softly: "You are really bad for being able to teach such a thing."

"I am fighting poison with poison. The poison in Brother Song must be cured in this way. He will thank me in the future."