The Moon Over Tang Dynasty

Chapter 101: Planning to make money with the best man’s poem to induce red makeup

The laughter not far away became louder and louder, but the east wing became quiet. Xiaotan blinked at Liuli and slipped out quietly. Ani took some light powder and carefully applied makeup on Liuli's face, then helped her stand up. The group of people arrived at the upper room, turned around the barrier, Liuli faced south and turned north, and sat on the saddles that had been prepared. Kang and Qiniang stayed inside with her, and two children from her family also smiled and walked around her, looking at her endlessly.

The laughter at the entrance of the courtyard seemed to get louder and louder. I don’t know how long it lasted, but suddenly turned into a burst of noisy laughter and shouting. Liuli’s heart tightened, thinking of the powerful scene when the Detachment of Women rushed out just now, she couldn’t help but tremble. He tightened the veil in his hand. The female relatives of the Kudi family may be better off, but those of the An family are really not fuel-efficient. I heard that some of their sons-in-law were beaten so hard that they could not ride on their horses, and some were caught and hung upside down at the door. People like Pei Xingjian are afraid that She has never seen such a fierce style at all, but no matter what kind of teasing she encounters at this time, her new son-in-law can't escape the anger... For a moment, countless messy thoughts came out of her mind, and the movement outside seemed to The commotion was getting louder and louder, and even Mr. Kang couldn't help but say, "Why is it so lively today? Could it be that the commotion is going on again?"

Liuli could hardly sit still, and was about to ask Ani to go out for a look, but she saw Xiaotan running in with her mouth covered, laughing as soon as she stopped. Kang asked hurriedly, "Why are you laughing? How is your son-in-law doing outside?"

Xiao Tan laughed and said, "That's amazing! Something really rare has happened!"

Liuli couldn't hold back any longer and asked quickly, "What's going on?"

Xiaotan said hurriedly, "Don't worry, Madam, there's nothing wrong with Mr. Pei Lang."

Liuli breathed a sigh of relief, and Kang and Qiniang couldn't help but wonder, "He's fine, so what's going on outside?"

Xiao Tan laughed loudly again, "It's just because I didn't get it that I made a fuss!"

Several people in the barrier looked at each other in confusion. Xiaotan managed to hold back her laughter and said, "This time the ladies have been fooled. Where did they get the son-in-law? They all got the wrong person!"

"In the question and answer session just now through the door, there was not much advantage here, so everyone was holding back their nerves. When they opened the door, they started to flutter around when they saw the man in red. The man shouted again that it was a wrong call. He was hiding here and there, ignoring the rules and somehow snatched away all the bamboo sticks and brooms. In the chaos, no one could tell, they just chased after him. When everyone was tired, the bamboo sticks and brooms were snatched away from their hands. After grabbing it and leaving it behind, Mr. Pei Langjun walked over to everyone with a smile. It turned out that his best man was wearing a crimson robe today, but he himself was wearing a green robe with a formal ancient ceremony. No one noticed it for a moment. When they saw him, the sisters-in-law pushed him aside as soon as they opened the door! They laughed so much that they couldn't help but let him compose poems and drink wine!

Liuli listened blankly at first, but after hearing it, she almost wanted to cover her forehead and sigh, is this okay? Is his best man stupid?

Sure enough, the roar of laughter outside finally subsided, and the sound of people gradually came up the room. After several bursts of laughter, a voice that Liuli could not admit was loudly said, "Qingjie Chengming Hall, golden locks with engraved articles, and good words can open the jade key." , Kaihu Fangtanlang.”

The door to the upper room opened with a creak, and in the dazzling light of the torch outside the door, a slender figure was reflected on the walking barrier. The five or six people inside the barrier immediately stood up. But he saw the figure raised his hand, and a black shadow was thrown in over the barrier. Xiao Tan quickly caught it with his quick eyes. Kang shook out a piece of red and wrapped it tightly. It was a living creature. Dayan, several people nearby went up and **** the goose's mouth with colorful silk threads. Qiniang turned back to Liuli and smiled softly, "What a good goose."

The wild geese have just been sent down here, and Pei Xingjian's voice rang out again, "The silk gauze reflects the flowing light, and the cold leaks make the night cool. May I ask, what's the point of staying in the heavy brocade tent for a while?"

Kang and others laughed, and the two children went up and pushed away the barriers outside. Liuli finally saw his appearance clearly. Sure enough, he was wearing a wide and elegant green robe. His figure became more and more upright, and he wore a black belt. He was wearing a pair of crimson short boots, his hair and clothes were not messed up at all, and he was holding another muzzled wild goose in his arms.

Pei Xingjian took a step closer, lowered his body in front of the saddle, and placed the wild goose at Liuli's feet. Then he raised his head and looked at Liuli with a smile, his face full of energy.

Liuli felt a surge in her chest, but before she could smile, Qiniang and the others immediately swarmed up and covered Liuli's face with fans. Ani took out a black stone and put on Liuli's makeup in a decent manner.

Suddenly there was a commotion outside the house, "Bride, come out! Bride, come out!" Pei Xingjian's voice was still tepid, "Weaver Girl's Linghua Mirror, Qing'e Luan Fengtai, and leave the Luo Dai color to wait for the husband. Draw open."

Ani ignored him, put away the black stone, took out a box of rouge, and filled Liuli's lips.

Pei Xingjian responded, "We know each other from afar in the east wind. Don't be too late to dress up. We have peach blossoms ourselves, so why borrow Yanzhi?" Then everyone smiled and helped Liuli up. Kudi Yanzhong came over and accepted Pei Xingjian and Liuli. He paid homage and gave Liuli a few more instructions. Kang took Liuli's blue knee-covering cover to cover her face, and helped her go out and get into the car. Qiniang held up the candle. When Liuli sat down, the two of them arranged her clothes briefly, and saw Pei Xingjian following her. The best man who came over had already gone out with the candle, and then he blew out the candle and backed out. Pei Xingjian had already climbed onto his horse and circled the carriage three times. Several cousins ​​from the Kudi family and An family also got on their horses. Everyone burst out laughing, the carriage shook, and the wheels started rolling. But not long after walking, he was blocked by noisy people, but relatives, friends and neighbors came to wreck the car and begged for a lot of copper coins, drinks, silk and silk before they dispersed.

Liuli was sitting in the car and heard someone grunting a few times before saying, "Keep the promise, I got a good beating today, how are we going to settle the bill?" Outside the car window, Pei Xingjian sighed, with a very sincere tone, "This is not the case. I've wronged Pei. Today I didn't hide at all. I stood at the front. Who can blame those ladies if they have such bad eyesight? Besides, who doesn't know your skills? How can you really be beaten by women? No, it’s just that you are willing to admit defeat. It’s fine that you didn’t help me with a single poem today. Don’t forget the lost bet!”

Some people lamented, "Still writing poems? I blame you all, so I said I couldn't bet with Pei Jiu! You didn't believe him when he said that as long as Yan Qi wore a red robe, he would not be beaten. What was the result? Not only did Yan Qi eat After all, you can’t get a bride yet, so why bother?” Another person said, “When we got married, didn’t we all wear green robes? How could the best man wear a red robe, and no one would recognize the real son-in-law? What’s the reason? Who knows what’s wrong with these women today? They only recognize those wearing crimson robes!”

Liuli couldn't help covering her face and shaking with laughter: These were probably Pei Xingjian's former colleagues in the left guard. Most of the military attachés in Chang'an were originally descendants of high-ranking officials. They probably liked to wear green robes according to ancient rites when getting married. The woman They are all familiar with each other, so naturally they will not admit their mistakes no matter what. However, the Kudi family and the An family were both small families. In the past two generations, there was probably no son-in-law wearing a green robe to welcome the bride. None of those women had ever seen Pei Xingjian. No wonder they would give the unlucky best man a good meal. beat. Well, she had to remember that she would never bet with Pei Xingjian in this life!

In the middle of the night, the car was driving very fast, and it didn’t take long to arrive at Yongningfang. Naturally, the lights inside and outside the house were brightly lit. Ani and Xiaotan got into the car, adjusted the knee coverings on her head, and covered her face with a fan from the side. They helped Liuli get out of the car and stepped on a brand new mat. The two mats were constantly switched. , stepping over the saddle along the west steps without touching the ground and entering the gate.

Just as she walked into the yard, there was a sudden sound of laughter and the screams of children behind her. Ani looked back and said softly, "It's Mrs. Yu who brought Mrs. Luo and two young men to **** her." There's something new." Liuli felt warm after hearing the familiar voice, and then visited the livestock stall and stove, and then arrived at the green hut in the southwest corner of the yard. As soon as they stepped onto the green carpet, they heard a burst of laughter, but it was the time for the husband and wife to pay their respects.

The courtyard is not small to begin with. With Liuli's head covered and knees covered, it is almost impossible to see anything in front of her. Being surrounded by several maids and tossing all the way down, she can't help but feel dizzy. At this moment, the laughter around her is almost roaring at the eardrums. Just thinking of Pei Xingjian standing on the other side of the green carpet, a peaceful joy slowly surged into my heart. I took a step forward gently and bowed to the front amidst the singing of praises.

A burst of laughter rang out. Liuli stood up straight and was helped to sit down on the bed in Qinglu. As soon as he sat down, countless colorful fruit copper coins fell like hail, peanuts and red dates were all. Those chestnut copper coins hit his body, which was really a bit... Painful, Liuli was immediately glad that he had this knee covering on his head. At this moment, he could at least use it as a cloth helmet. The two round fans in front of his face were considered double masks, but he didn't cover or block his thoughts... Before she could turn around, a chestnut thrown high landed accurately on her shoulder. The pain was so painful that she couldn't help but hiss lightly. Then she tightened her left hand, and a warm and slender hand wrapped it around hers. In the palm of your hand.

In the gap between his knees, Liuli saw his side face. Money prizes kept falling on his head and body, but the corners of his mouth were raised more and more obviously. Liuli looked at the familiar arc, Suddenly, I felt that the feeling of Guo Yu hitting me didn't seem to be that painful anymore.

The colorful fruits that finally fell down became sparse, and before anyone could breathe a sigh of relief, someone said loudly, "Where is Chang'e coming, covering the flowing clouds with her heavy fans, causing the clouds to break through the moon to make shadows, and try to see the jasper." Make up pear blossoms!”

Everyone immediately applauded and laughed, and then they read fan poems one after another like a competition, and the more elegant ones chanted, "Hang'e, don't hide the beauty of the spring mountains, the sky and the moon are shining on people, twisting the pink makeup, originating from Hua Xu's dream Set, fleeting years of laughter break the hearts of lovesickness.”



The sound of laughter suddenly became louder. A Ni and Xiao Tan took off the knee-coverings on Liuli's head and put down the fan. The bright light from the torch outside shone directly on Liuli's face, and she couldn't help but turn her head. Go, narrowed your eyes, surrounded by unfamiliar faces and hot gazes, some people were clapping their hands and laughing, saying that Pei Jiu Yanfu, the bride is really a national beauty, but the laughter seemed a bit harsh. She only felt that a thin layer of sweat had formed on her back, but fortunately, under the wide sleeves of the robe, the hand was still warm and steady, and she tightened her grip slightly, conveying a message of reassurance to her. Liuli calmed down, and quietly lowered her eyelids amidst the teasing laughter one after another.

A woman from an unknown family came up and touched Liuli's face. She turned around and said with a smile, "The bride looks like a beautiful woman, but she feels even smoother than a beautiful woman!" After that, she touched the other side, and the fingertips became soft again. Hot and greasy, Liuli couldn't help but shrink back. Pei Xingjian suddenly turned his head and glanced at the woman lightly. The woman's hand shook and she immediately shrank back. She smiled coquettishly and turned around and said loudly , "The new son-in-law is angry!" Everyone burst out laughing again, and the jokes became more and more explicit. Fortunately, no one came up to take action.

I don’t know how long it took, but the silver basin and bronze mirror for cleaning hands were finally brought up. The laughter slowly stopped, and Liuli couldn’t help but breathe a sigh of relief. The three of them had a meal together, and a mouthful of wine. Someone tied a piece of colorful silk cotton on their toes. In the light of the candlelight, Pei Xingjian, who was sitting side by side in the Baizi Tent, looked calm and had a smile on his lips, while Liuli had a flying cloud on her face. He lowered his eyes and said nothing, looking no different from the other newcomers. No one noticed that under their overlapping blue sleeves, their two hands had already been held together. At first, they held each other's hands, and then gradually became Fingers intertwined.

I, if I just write it here, I don’t know if everyone will criticize me... Well, if there is a next chapter, uh, I don’t like to subscribe. In addition, all the poems in this chapter are original, so you can just read them. Thanks to Taohuajiujiu for kindly sponsoring the most elegant one (the rest are edited by me, I am indeed one of the most perverted authors from Qidian.com). Thank you dear molar mouse, Gu Xiaoyan and classmate qyangaroo.

By the way, I would like to recommend a similarly perverted textual research author: Yin Deng Zhao Jinyi’s "Red Mansion Bagua Weekly", which is really perverted...

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