The Monk

It's just that this thing is a bit funny. Zhang Tianfang has only been here a few days, and he has joined forces with the monkey swords to successfully harm the Buddha Realm. This shows how powerful this guy's destructive ability is. {Update uploaded by book friends}

Thinking of this, Zhang Ain asked Zhang Tianfang: "Tell me the truth, what did you do when I was away?"

Hearing this question, the monkey protested: "It was obviously the two of us who did it, why only ask him?" Zhang Ain replied: "You have been alone for countless years, and you have never seen the Deng Deng Buddha having such a headache. Of course you have to ask him." Monkey nodded and said, "That's right. He comes up with most of the ideas. If you have any questions, ask him."

The big man also became interested and asked Zhang Tianfang: "Tell me, what have you done?"

Zhang Tianfang looked at the lamp-burning Buddha with a serious expression on his face and asked, "Why did you let him go but not me?" This guy was still struggling with the previous question and ignored the big man's curiosity.

The lamp-burning Buddha smiled and said: "He came because the three of us made the decision; you came because the Buddha made the decision, and it was also the decision made by this Buddha realm. We have the right to let him go, but we have no right to decide whether you stay or go."

Zhang Tianfang was very unhappy and shouted loudly: "Why? Why?" After asking why twice, he suddenly looked up to the sky and shouted to God: "What are you doing? Let me go!"

Maybe they got along with each other all day long and developed a tacit understanding. The monkey asked, "Who are you talking to?" I came up with so many ideas, but they all came true for you.”

The monkey was not angry even after being yelled at. He smiled and walked to Zhang Ain and said, "Take me home in a while... No. I've been here for so long, and there may be no one at home. Where do you live?"

Seeing that the mighty, arrogant and violent undefeated God of War in the past had become like this, it was obviously due to Zhang Tianfang. Zhang Ain looked at him and sighed: "Those who are close to Zhu are red, and those who are close to you are all black. You are so capable."

"Shut up! Find a way to get me out quickly." Zhang Tianfang yelled again.

After hearing this, Zhang Ai said softly: "I have thought of many ways, but the heaven and earth have rules, and the starry sky also has rules. The starry sky allows you to come to the Buddha realm. I can't break this rule and take you away. I have ascended, but I have responsibilities after ascension. It’s about protecting the starry sky, not destroying it, so there are things you can do and things you can’t do.”

"Bullshit rules. Xingkong must have had a seizure, otherwise how could I, a person who doesn't believe in Buddhism at all, be allowed to come to the Buddhist realm?" Zhang Tianfang was very angry and still yelled.

When you meet an unreasonable guy, no matter how much you say, it's useless. (_-\u003c Shuhai Pavilion \u003e-) Zhang was afraid of giving up persuading him, so he turned around and said helplessly to Ran Deng Buddha: "Master, this matter needs to be discussed again."

The lamp-burning Buddha replied: "That's fine, you can discuss it slowly. I'll take my leave." After saying this, the figure dispersed like smoke, became lighter and thinner, and finally disappeared.

Watching the lamp-burning Buddha leave, Zhang Ping sighed secretly in his heart, the old man can only cause trouble for me.

At this time, the monkey was unhappy and shouted: "What are we discussing? I want to go out. Take me out."

Listening to the tone of the two brothers' words, Zhang Zhen was also a little unhappy. He said in a deep voice: "This is the Buddhist realm, the holy land that millions of Buddhists dream of coming to. It is the most glorious and holy existence, not a prison! Why are you two acting like you are in prison? What are you shouting about? ?”

Zhang Tianfang replied confidently: "I don't care where this is? I don't care what other people think? As long as I don't like it, no matter how nice or beautiful the place is, it's all a prison to me."

Zhang Aing was startled when he heard this, and said depressedly: "You have been in the Buddhist realm for a long time, and your words have Zen principles?" Zhang Tianfang said coldly: "Don't compare me with those great monks." Zhang Aing laughed: "What you said Very similar."

Zhang Tian exhaled and said: "It's like fart. The so-called discussion of Zen, Taoism and theory is just some specious and seemingly reasonable nonsense, used to fool people; these nonsense, no matter how wonderful they are, are just nonsense. It won’t help matters at all, why am I lying to myself with all that nonsense?”

The monkey didn't understand, so he interrupted and asked, "What nonsense did you just say?" "You pig!" Zhang Tianfang yelled at him, expressing his anger and saying that the monkey was stupid. The monkey replied seriously: "I am a monkey."

"I'm a monkey, get up and fight." The irritable Zhang Tianfang became impulsive again.

The monkey was about to reply when Zhang Ain said in a deep voice: "Be honest, drink first, and discuss while drinking."

"What's there to discuss? I'm going out." Zhang Tianfang immediately answered without giving him any face.

"Why are you shouting? Do you think I don't want to take you out? You can't break the rules. This shabby place was created by the God of Creation. How can we get you two out if we don't find him? I don't think I have any idea. I'm tired. Are you embarrassed to make trouble like this? "When dealing with rogues, we must fight back in a more rogue way. Zhang Weijing frightened Zhang Tianfang with a louder roar, and then said: "Drink."

"Just drink, why are you shouting so loudly?" Zhang Tianfang gave in.

In this way, everyone continued to drink calmly. After drinking for a while, the big man asked: "What did you two do to make the Buddhas depressed?" This guy was curious.

Zhang Tianfang replied calmly: "I didn't do anything." Using this topic, he brought up the matter just now and asked Zhang Awei: "You want to take the monkey away?" Zhang Awei shook his head and said: "No." The monkey asked anxiously: "Why? Without?"

"If you leave, who will stay with him?" Zhang Ai said casually.

He was talking about Zhang Tianfang. Zhang Tianfang took it seriously and nodded: "That's right, we are in a group. Are you embarrassed to go out alone?"

The monkey thought for a while, nodded and said: "Sorry." Then he said to Zhang Afraid: "I used to be alone, and you didn't ask for someone to come in and accompany me."

"This moment, that moment." Zhang Ain said. Seeing that these two guys were entangled again, he hurriedly spoke to the big man: "How long do you plan to stay?" The big man replied: "You haven't seen anything yet, how do you know how long you will stay? When will you go to the cave you just went to again. Zhang Ping said: "Ask them to accompany you. I'm so busy all day long, how can I spend time here."

"Excuse." The three guys, Big Man, Zhang Tianfang, and Monkey, said in unison. They were frightened and looked at the three of them with wide eyes. After looking at them for a while, they nodded and said, "You three really look alike."

This sentence is very confusing. How can a person, a monkey, and a mythical beast be similar? So the three guys each answered.

"Are you blind?" Monkey said first. Zhang Tianfang spat out two words coldly: "Idiot." The big man said seriously: "People are divided into groups, and birds of a feather flock together. Don't forget that you are always with us."

At this moment, Zhang Fing's thoughts moved, and the old madman's words came to his ears, saying that the golden unicorn was back again, and asked him to go back quickly.

When Zhang Awei heard this, he sighed helplessly and said to the big man: "Qilin is back. Do you want to go back and have a look?" The big man said casually: "Why go back and see? Are you being bullied by him?" Zhang Awei said: "What do you think? , I don’t care, I have to go back, I can’t let the old madman stand alone in Xingyuan.”

Hearing this, the big man thought for a moment and said, "Didn't this guy just leave? Why did he come back? He's like a madman."

"No matter what the reason is, I have to go back. Are you leaving?" Zhang Wen asked again. The big man replied: "Let's go. You can come back to this place next time. That unicorn is coming. You can't let the old madman deal with it alone. It's a bit unreasonable."

The old madman paid the price of an expensive elixir to completely bribe the old madman and would consider things for him.

Zhang Ping said: "Then let's go." He said to Zhang Tianfang and Monkey: "I have something to do above, come back in a few days."

The monkey jumped and shouted: "Where am I? The Buddha asked me to leave, take me away." Zhang Ain shook his head and said: "There is something up there, I don't have time to greet you, so just stay here." As he spoke, he bowed his hands to the two of them. , flying up into the sky with the big man. When the figure flew high enough, it seemed like a light and shadow flashed, and the two of them left the Buddhist realm. After a while, he appeared in Xingyuan Square.

On the platform of the square, the golden unicorn was playing with two small unicorns. The big unicorn was lying next to it and looking over. The old madman and Qingyin sat on the floor, feeling a little helpless.

Seeing all this, Zhang Ain faced the golden unicorn and asked from a distance: "Still worried about them? Are you worried that I got hurt?" The golden unicorn smiled and said: "Obviously he wanted to ask, why did I come back? Sorry, it’s not honest enough to use the little Qilin beast as an excuse.”

Being seen through his heart, Zhang Fing didn't look surprised and said with a smile: "Sir is an expert. It would be a bit rude to ask directly." The golden unicorn replied: "I don't care about this. Where have you been?"

Zhang Ping said: "Not long after I first came to the God Realm, Xingyuan was guarded by me. I just went to the lower world for a while." The golden unicorn looked around and smiled: "You can have so many people accompanying you to guard Xingyuan. It seems that Very popular.”

After saying several words, he did not say why he came back to Xingyuan. Zhang Ping had no choice but to ask directly: "Why did you come back to Xingyuan, sir?" The golden unicorn smiled and said: "I thought you could hold back and not ask."

Zhang was afraid that he was a little depressed. After all the talk, the boss still didn't answer the question, so he could only sigh helplessly and guess why he came back.

Fortunately, after a while, the golden unicorn took the initiative and said: "I thought about it, Dingshou is on the mountain, and you have seen Tongtian and Dingshou before. There is a high possibility that they will come to you again. I want to wait and see." ”

Zhang Zhen really wanted to say that they would never come again. But he couldn't speak, so he could only smile and nodded.

As a result, there was another powerful master on Star Source, and he was a super powerful master.

After getting along like this for a few days, one day, the golden unicorn suddenly came to Zhang Ai and asked: "None of you practice?"

On the star source, the big man only knows how to eat and drink, Qingyin is busy taking care of the orchard, the little Qilin beast is playing, the big Qilin beast is watching, the old madman is warming his mind, Zhang Ai is running around, and a bunch of people are not doing their jobs, but there is no one. A serious practitioner.

He suddenly came to me to ask this question? Zhang Awei thought for a moment and said, "Everyone wants to do something different, and everyone is doing what they want to do."

This sentence is equivalent to answering the question from another angle. The golden Qilin laughed and said: "I am more and more convinced that Tongtian will come to you before long." To be continued. .

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