The mage in the late Qing Dynasty

[The little girl continues to explain: While humans are researching biotechnology, they are also killing the dwarves and plundering their sacred objects.

Moreover, a large number of crypt elves were kidnapped and biologically modified, turning them into bloodthirsty and emotionless Styx elves.

The Styx elves returned to the Styx Cave, occupied it, and plundered the few remaining sacred objects here.

Today, only one holy relic remains - the chamber pot of the old god.

The crypt elves who painted the last mural have been killed by the Styx elves. 】

Zhao Chuanxin was stunned.

The chamber pot of the old god, can this be called a holy object?

No wonder it was left behind. It is estimated that the remnants of living things also despise things like the chamber pot of the old gods. This is even worse than the shroud...

[After the little girl’s explanation, I smelled a faint odor in my nose. 】

Zhao Chuanxin: "..."

Do you smell feces and urine?

[We continued walking forward, the space suddenly opened up, and I was able to straighten up. 】

[This place is covered with dust, with traces of the crypt elves once living there, and a tall altar. 】

[The altar is empty except for one thing - a strange-looking but small and inconspicuous bottle. 】

[The little girl pointed to the bottle and said: That is the last sacred object of the crypt elves-the chamber pot of the old god. 】

At this time, Zhao Chuanxin began to think about it.

It can be called a holy object, but it is still a chamber pot.

Could it be said that using this chamber pot to urinate will increase some incredible and indescribable abilities?

Don't blame him for thinking, this kind of sacred object that specializes in the lower three lanes is really exciting.

[We are not interested in such holy objects. 】

Don't mention it, Zhao Chuanxin is actually a little interested.

He was just busy writing:

[I went to get the old god’s chamber pot. 】

Then use the "key" to take out the chamber pot.

Zhao Chuanxin had something extra in his hand.

He was immediately shocked again: "This old ruler seems to be very 'insignificant'."

Because this chamber pot is too mini, any normal man would be unable to use it.

The entire chamber pot is about the size of an egg.

It is also completely different in shape from the chamber pots that Zhao Chuanxin has seen.

At first glance, it's really inconspicuous.

But the more he looked at it, the more Zhao Chuanxin felt unspeakably awkward.

This thing looks very strange, completely black and made of unknown material. Below is a small ring, which should be hollow, with a rounded opening on the top. The whole is a closed space, but the small ring below and the belly of the bottle above do not intersect.

That is to say, the lower ring and the bottle belly are a whole, but the ring does not pass through the surface of the bottle belly, but it becomes a whole with the bottle belly.

This is simply a paradox.

Zhao Chuanxin pinched the lower ring and shook it up and down. It seemed that there was nothing inside.

He shook his head from side to side inadvertently, but his eyes suddenly opened wide.

It’s no secret that shaking a bottle of drink feels different than shaking a bucket of water.

It would be even harder to shake a boiler.

If it takes dozens of tons of water to shake, no one can shake it.

Zhao Chuanxin shook it, but it didn't move.

He didn't shake, just moved to one side casually, but easily.

But once you shake it hard, the egg-sized chamber pot in your hand weighs more than a thousand pounds and cannot be shaken at all.

If it was heavy, it was light and airy in Zhao Chuanxin's hand.

Lateral gravity?

He stood up tentatively, trying to stretch his legs.

But at this time, holding the old god's chamber pot will inevitably produce a shaking force from left to right.

Then, he couldn't move the hand holding the old god's chamber pot.

I am...

Zhao Chuanxin slowed down his movements this time and stood up slowly. This time he was able to move.

He put the chamber pot of the Old God into the space and tried it. When the chamber pot of the Old God was in the space, he was not affected.

Take it out from the space and sit down suddenly.

As a result, I couldn't move my right hand and couldn't sit down.

An idea flashed in Zhao Chuanxin's head.

He raised his right hand high, then shook it from side to side, and secretly raised his lower legs.

Then……

His legs are in the air!

Zhao Chuanxin was restrained.

What exactly is this principle?

He is addicted to playing here,

But in the eyes of others, it's completely different.

For example, Zhang Rong, the little girl and their mother and daughter next to them, and the passengers around them.

They all looked at Zhao Chuanxin like a madman.

Because at this time, Zhao Chuanxin raised his right hand high.

When he held the chamber pot of the Old God, others looked at him like he was making a fist.

I saw him holding his right fist high. His right fist did not move, but his arm kept shaking from left to right due to the exertion.

Zhang Rong was so embarrassed that he quickly lowered his voice and said: "Old Zhao, Old Zhao, have you committed a crime? Sit down quickly, it's so embarrassing."

I didn’t even call him Mr. Zhao anymore, I just called him Lao Zhao Lao Zhao.

I can't afford to lose that person with him.

Who is Zhao Chuanxian?

Did he care about other people's eyes?

He said cheerfully: "Leave me alone, just pretend you don't know me."

He hasn't had enough yet.

And Zhang Rong: "..."

Zhao Chuanxin stopped shaking, put away his diary, and walked towards the middle of the train holding the chamber pot of the Old God.

But when walking, and the train is moving, it is inevitable that it will sway from side to side.

So, everyone saw him moving forward in such a weird posture like the legendary zombie, taking two steps and then one step.

The little girl said: "Mom, why does this gentleman not look so smart even after eating the clever soup?"

Her mother stood up, pulled the little girl into the seat to protect her, and warned: "Stay away from him, this person is a madman..."

Not only that, he also glanced warily at Zhang Rong, who was obviously Zhao Chuanxin's friend.

Zhang Rong wished he could find a crack in the ground and crawl into it, feeling so embarrassed.

Zhao Chuanxin played for a while and returned to his seat with the old god chamber pot.

I remembered the "me" in the diary again and smelled the stench.

At that time, Zhao Chuanxin immediately associated the smell with the chamber pot.

But you don’t smell anything now?

Just as he was about to study it, Zhang Rong couldn't help it anymore: "Old Zhao, I beg you, can you take a rest? We've been walking all night, aren't you tired?"

Seeing that he was about to collapse, Zhao Chuanxin smiled.

Finally, he put away the old god's chamber pot. As soon as his back pressed against the seat, sleepiness swept over him.

In the past two years, Zhao Chuanxian's biological clock has completely adjusted, and he sleeps surprisingly well.

Staying up all night suddenly, the sleepiness is simply irresistible.

His head quickly started to spin bit by bit. Before his consciousness disappeared, Zhao Chuanxin's last thought was - it's all Zhang Rong's fault for not letting me play with the chamber pot. I couldn't stand it anymore.

Then he fell into a deep sleep.

Opposite Zhang Rong saw that Zhao Chuanxin's head stopped nodding, and knew that he had fallen asleep.

But Zhao Chuanxin slept with him, but he didn't dare.

When Zhao Chuanxin woke up from hunger, he saw that Zhang Rong was still awake.

Zhao Chuanxin felt relieved, took out the can and ate some.

After eating, Zhao Chuanxin saw that there was an empty seat next to him, so he simply leaned against the window, half-lying down and continuing to sleep.

Zhang Rong: "Why did you fall asleep again? It's my turn to sleep."

However, Zhao Chuanxin had already snored slightly.

Zhang Rong couldn't help but sigh.

Some people are born to do such important things, and even sleep peacefully after the work is done.

At that time, he attempted to assassinate the five ministers and escaped. He was so frightened that everything was in danger. Not to mention how nervous he was, he couldn't sleep at all.

It wasn't until I was arrested that I felt a sense of relief.

…

The next day, "Ta Kung Pao", "The Times", "Beiyang Official News", "Jiangnan Business Packet", etc., etc., everyone who received the news immediately wrote about the bombardment of the Forbidden City and the assassination of Cixi. news.

The whole country was in an uproar!

Most of these newspapers report in a realistic manner, with an objective attitude, impartiality and honesty.

After all, the matter involves Cixi.

Some official reports even concealed the scenes of Cixi's embarrassment.

However, this kind of thing does not mean that you can cover it up if you want to. After all, it has been reported by overwhelming newspapers. If you don't report it, someone will report it. After all, there are not as many official reports as there are private reports.

Among them, the most interesting one is "Women's Newspaper".

This newspaper is bold.

The above blatantly published comments that were obviously biased towards Zhao Chuanxin - the day before yesterday, Zhao Chuanxin bombarded Cining Palace. Later, he moved to Chuxiu Palace to assassinate Cixi. As I expected, Zhao Chuanxin may have aimed at the wrong location that day, thinking that Cixi lived in Cining Palace. The most shocking thing is that Zhao Chuanxinma is single, and he did these things alone. Zhao Chuanxin fired from the roof of Chuxiu Palace. The gun he used was very special. It was a portable and expensive electrostatic gun with endless firepower. The eunuch Li Lianying was injured on the spot, while Cixi jumped out of the window to survive. After firing, Zhao Chuanxin was surrounded by thousands of Beiyang soldiers, but he still drifted away. Even the people in the Beiyang army, who were opponents, had to sigh with emotion as the God of War, saying that he had the power of Lu Bu and the courage of an overlord. In addition, the people named Zhao Chuanxin "Zhao Wudi"...

This article was written by an Qiu female hero.

Sure enough, there are benefits to raking in traffic, and this issue of "Women's Newspaper" was a hit.

As a result, Zhao Chuanxin's reputation as "Zhao Invincible" and "God of War" spread like wildfire.

And Li Guangzong, who was entrusted by Zhao Chuanxin to discuss things with Qiu Nvxia, had already arrived at Tianjin Wei.

He hurried north without even having time to handle the other matters assigned by Zhao Chuanxin.

At this moment, several newspapers were placed on his desk.

What he was holding was the "Women's Newspaper". After reading the records above, sweat poured down his forehead.

The more he fears, the more he gets worried. He really wishes he didn't know Zhao Chuanxin that well.

On the contrary, Herbert Ponting, who went north with him, watched with interest the report about Zhao's salary transfer in The Times.

There was a clicking sound in his mouth, and he was in awe.

"Mr. Zhao is really, really an unparalleled hero. He is the Robin Hood of the East! I think if Mr. Zhao's story is made into a movie, it will be very popular in the East and the West."

Cixi is a popular figure nowadays, even in the West, her every move can attract people's attention.

The fact is, as Herbert Ponting said, if it is really made into a movie, it might really get a big box office hit.

The best title would be - Robin Hood of the East.

However, Li Guangzong wiped his cold sweat and smiled bitterly: "This is not a good thing. Sir, you have caused big trouble. Fortunately, Lugang Town sent out the news in advance, otherwise the consequences would be disastrous. Also, don't think about using the 'Oriental Robin Hood' It's a gimmick to make a movie. If you tell him this, he will probably kick you in the foot."

"Why?" Herbert Ponting wondered. "Robin Hood of the East, that's a very high compliment."

"Haha, because you use your British reckless hero to describe him, he will be offended. Use him as a metaphor for your hero, and maybe he will be happy to see it happen."

"Ah this..."

Why does it seem that Zhao Chuanxin looks down on the great powers?

Otherwise, Li Guangzong knew about Zhao Chuanxin. If Herbert Ponting really told him, Zhao Chuanxin might have two big armbands!

In Lugang Town,

In the conference room, a group of people looked at each other.

There were several newspapers in front of Liu Guogui: "That's what happened. Our God of War, Zhao Wudi, went to kill Cixi. He almost killed the old lady and forced her to jump out of the window before escaping. Li Lianying was shot by him with a Madsen machine gun The injury meant that Madsen's caliber was not large, otherwise half of his arm would have been disabled. The old lady became so angry that she ordered him to be hunted and killed to the ends of the earth."

A tabloid on the table vividly recorded how the aging Cixi clumsily jumped out of the window, and vividly described the scene where Cixi almost fell and was eaten by a dog.

This issue of the tabloid is probably out of print.

At this time, the core members of the insurance team felt quite like the heroes of Liangshan when the Song Dynasty attacked Liangshan.

A bit floating.

But thinking about the consequences, I feel a little uneasy.

Shuangxi slapped the conference table: "Fuck, otherwise I have to pass on the salary!

It's so enjoyable for my mother-in-law, if only I could see how Cixi jumped out of the window, threw the dog and gnawed the shit.

It's a pity that I couldn't participate in this matter.

As for the Qing court, what are they afraid of? If you dare to come, then fuck them! "

Er Feizi narrowed his eyes and said, "It's a good idea to pass on the salary, but the Beiyang Army outside the Pass has become so strong that we can't defeat them head-on. It's better to prepare in advance and ambush them on their way."

Liu Baoguo shook his head: "Thanks to Li Guangzong for letting us publish it in the newspaper in advance. I asked Zhang Zhankui of Tianjin Wei that the old Buddha in the Forbidden City is currently only targeting the salary transfer. As long as this drama continues, the problem Not big."

Zhang Daquan, who is usually very languid, said: "The problem is, he doesn't know about our publication in the newspaper, right? What if he is really angry..."

Liu Guogui is also in a very excited mood now, and he is proud of it.

Hearing this, he immediately shied away: "This idea came from Li Guangzong, let him explain it.

Besides, before the salary assets were confiscated, there were internal secret files.

Although his asset income will be confiscated in the future, additional private records will also need to be filed.

When he comes back in the future, what's his will still be his, and they can just separate it out. This time, it is nothing more than an enhanced version of sloganeering. The timeline may be longer, but the result is the same. "

In this way, everyone felt relieved and started a lively discussion about Cixi's reaction at that time and what pretentious words Zhao Chuanxin said.

For example, Liu Guoguo vowed: "With his personality of passing on salary and loving to show off, I will probably be able to recite a poem, such as "I'm smiling at the sky with my sword across the board".

Shuangxi shook his head: "What's the use of talking about that? I think the person who passed down the inheritance must have picked up the collar of Cixi's clothes, swung his arms and slapped her in the face."

"Shit, haven't you seen it in the newspaper? The salary transfer is on the roof. There is no chance to contact Cixi, let alone slap her in the mouth. They also nicknamed the salary transfer the 'Rooftop God of War'. "

Big newspapers did not dare to publish Zhao Chuanxin's treacherous words.

Small newspapers, apart from being obscene, have no access to inside information.

What exactly Zhao Chuanxin said that day is really highly anticipated, and all readers want to know.

It is a pity that these words will not spread until the Beiyang soldiers stationed in the Forbidden City rotate for a long time.

Nanyang, the residence of Sun Gongwu.

Sun Gongwu held the newspaper and slapped his thigh: "Mr. Zhao is really a hero in the world! His name as the God of War is worthy of his name! It's a pity that Mr. Zhao is unwilling to be used by me. Otherwise, our actions in Zhennanguan this year will not increase. Little chance of winning!"

Japan,

Li Shutong had just finished playing "La Traviata" and left the stage.

"La Traviata" was first performed in February this year and caused a sensation. Every show will be hot.

But after playing too many roles, Li Shutong also got over his excitement level.

He took off his wig and wiped the heavy makeup off his face. Yes, in "La Traviata", he is a cross-dressing woman.

Feeling a little tired, he lay down on the chair, picked up the newspaper on the table and took a look.

Then, his eyes widened: "Fuck!"

This Japanese newspaper reported the news that Zhao Chuanxin bombarded the Forbidden City and assassinated Cixi. Li Shutong was dumbfounded when he saw it. He, who was always gentle and elegant, couldn't help but uttered a curse word.

Even if this matter is placed on Zhao Chuanxin, it is too tough!

But if you think about it carefully, isn't this Zhao Chuanxin?

What else could he not dare to do?

In addition to getting close to people, the Japanese are also paying attention to Zhao Chuanxin.

Saito Kijiro and Shinoda Harusaku, who have been causing trouble in the Jiandao area recently, also read the newspaper.

He took a sip of tea and asked Shinoda Harice next to him: "Shinoda-kun, what do you think of Zhao Chuanxin?"

Shinoda Haruse has become a bit inflated recently.

Not only did he show his face in front of Hirobumi Ito, but he also got in touch with the noble Prince Morimasa Rimoto. Coupled with Naoko Yuka, it always gave him the illusion that his friendship was about to sublimate.

He said in a calm yet slightly arrogant tone: "Zhao Chuanxin is just an ordinary man, so there is nothing to fear."

Saito Kijiro, who was born in the army, had a different view: "This man has always hated our Japanese Empire. He was able to escape unscathed after causing trouble in the Forbidden City. This is not something ordinary people can do. I think we should take precautions. .”

"Don't worry Saito-kun, Lugang Town has already kicked him out. In this way, he has no financial resources, like a tiger that has lost its claws. In addition, the news about the incident I planned will appear in the Korean newspapers tomorrow. By then, South Korea and our Japanese Empire will work together to fight against the Qing people! Even if Zhao Chuanxin comes, they will be helpless!"

Hearing this, Kijiro Saito couldn't help but give a thumbs up: "Shinoda-kun's plan about newspapers is really a stroke of genius!"

Shinoda Haruse bowed slightly: "Saito-kun, that's too much. It's just a small skill."

…

Zhao Chuanxin and Zhang Rong arrived in Fengtian, hired a local carriage and rushed to Fushun City.

Zhao Chuanxin didn't mind that the carriage was dirty, so he lay in the back with a piece of dogtail grass in his mouth.

Zhang Rong sat on the shaft of the car and glanced back at him: "Old Zhao, Lugang Town doesn't want you anymore, how about you go to Japan with me?"

"A true man, when you fall, get up, and when you get up, you fall again." Zhang Rong thought that Zhao Chuanxin would say that if he fell, he would get up again. Unexpectedly, Zhao Chuanxin said: "If you get up and fall again, then just lie down."

"..." Zhang Rong slapped the car's shaft angrily: "How can this be done? When you fall down, you should get up again and persevere. This is what a man does."

"I won't go, I have a nickname - the Japanese Widow Maker.

I can't create so many widows, and then I can help those Japanese dead ghosts fill the holes in their wives' hearts, right?

That's too immoral, that's not good. "

After a long silence, Zhang Rong said, "What are you going to do in Yanbian area?"

"Go and have military exchanges with the Japanese and learn from each other. Didn't I tell you?"

"I read in the newspaper that the Japanese have ambitions to invade the Jiandao area. I take it you are going to fight the Japanese, right?"

"You are also going to study in Japan soon. You should also learn more etiquette from the Japanese and pay attention to etiquette!

This is military exchange, not a war. "

Zhang Rong was stunned: "You will bow before shooting, right?"

"That's not true, but I will put my hands together and give them a break first, and then I will shoot."

The two of them were chatting, when a group of people and horses came running from a distance in front of them. For a moment, people screamed and horses neighed, and dust flew up.

Only a "bang" gunshot was heard, and someone shouted: "The carriage ahead, unharness the horse quickly, we have requisitioned this horse!"