The Local Lazy Man System

"Husband, you see we grabbed a lot of candy."

Liu Qingqing excitedly took out the candy in his hand to look at his man, which was very appealing.

"Brother Honor, I also have a lot of candy."

Ye Shuting and Ma Lin also handed the candy on their hands to Ye Yaorong with a look of excitement. After all, with the exception of Liu Qingqing, who is 20 years old this year, Ma Lin and Ye Shuting are both girls under the age of 20. In fact, they have nothing to do with children. Different, in rural terms, they are now older children.

"Yes, yes, these candies are lucky, everyone can have good luck this year after eating them." Ye Yaorong also looked at the excited three women and said.

"Husband, eat candy."

Liu Qingqing pulled out a piece of candy and handed it to Ye Yaorong's mouth.

"It's delicious and sweet."

Ye Yaorong took a bite. It was milk candy, which tasted very good. When Ye Yaorong was young, he was only willing to buy this kind of candy during the New Year, and he was usually reluctant to buy it. At that time, this kind of milk candy was a bit expensive, and his family was poor, and he was usually reluctant to buy it for his children.

"Brother Glory, you don't know, grabbing candy just now was so interesting, so fun."

Ma Lin looked at Ye Yaorong and said happily. Ma Lin thought it was too interesting to spend the New Year in the countryside. Even watching the theater was so interesting, much more interesting than the theaters in the city.

"Well, everyone sits down to watch the play, and the next main show is about to begin." Ye Yaorong said.

"What is the main show?" Liu Qingqing asked.

"This year is the Year of the Monkey, and the show is the monkey show. The first scene is Monkey King's trouble in the Heavenly Palace." Ye Yaorong said after looking at the electronic screens on both sides of the stage.

Now that science and technology have developed, the equipment of this theater group has also been updated. Ye Yaorong watched theaters when he was young, but those who did not have such electronic display screens used a small blackboard to write the repertoire and hang them on both sides of the stage. good person. It's far away, I really can't see clearly, especially at night, even under the light. You may not be able to see clearly when you are close.

It looks like the electronic display screen used now, the red characters are very clear, and the microphones nowadays are much more advanced, and the sound sounds very clear. It didn't work before. It was noisy, and I couldn't hear what the people on the stage were singing, and the sound was still very messy.

Soon the magnificent sound of bang bang sounded, and Monkey Sun came out with a group of monkey grandchildren. It was said that it was a group, but there were only six monkeys. After all, the theater stage is so big, it is impossible to have a huge army. Horses, three or five people. It can represent thousands of troops, and to explain it in current terms, this is abstract art.

But this music is very good, it reminds people that they are on the battlefield. The three daughters of Liu Qingqing beside Ye Yaorong listened raptly.

But to be honest, Ye Yaorong estimated that they, like themselves, could not understand what the monkey grandson was singing on the stage. However, now that the technology is advanced, there are subtitles in the electronic display screens on both sides of the stage. understand. You can watch the subtitles.

...

"Husband, wake up."

Liu Qingqing saw that Ye Yaorong, who was sitting next to him, fell asleep, and couldn't help but awaken him.

"Well, the play is ready?"

Ye Yaorong opened his eyes. Asked some vaguely. It was actually this Peking opera singing that made Ye Yaorong feel drowsy, so he closed his eyes and fell asleep unexpectedly.

"not yet."

Liu Qingqing said. At the point of sleeping, Liu Qingqing really admired his man, what kind of environment. He can fall asleep.

"Oh, it's not over yet." Ye Yaorong looked at the stage, and the monkey grandson was still dancing on the stage.

"Brother Honor, you are so amazing, you can fall asleep." Ma Lin looked at Ye Yaorong with admiration and said.

"Haha, it's nothing, just practice more." Ye Yaorong smiled authentically.

"Hahaha, Brother Glory, it's the first time I heard someone say that I still have to practice while sleeping." Marlene said with a laugh.

"Sleeping is also a science, don't underestimate it." Ye Yaorong said with a serious face.

"Sleep is also a kind of learning?"

Liu Qingqing looked at his man in surprise and asked. After all, Liu Qingqing grew up so big, it was the first time I heard that sleeping is a kind of learning.

"Of course, you must know that for human beings, sleep is an important event as important as food and water. It is an indispensable biological phenomenon for human beings. Sleep accounts for nearly 1/3 of the time in human life. The quality of the product is closely related to the health of the human body. Of course, a university asked.” Ye Yaorong explained.

"What knowledge do you have? Brother Glory, can you tell me something?" Ma Lin asked curiously.

"The thing about sleeping is that you sleep until you wake up naturally, otherwise you will lose your life, so it is best not to interrupt your sleep on purpose."

"Brother Glory, aren't you looking for a reason to sleep late for yourself?"

Ye Shuting looked at Ye Yaorong and said with a smile. Of the four people here, Brother Glory basically wakes up naturally every day, and basically only wakes up after nine in the morning.

"This is science, understand?"

Ye Yaorong glanced at Ye Shuting and said. Do I still need to find a reason to sleep in? Sleeping in by yourself has always been a matter of dignity, and there is no need to find a reason at all. No one in the village knows that he is a lazy person who likes to sleep in.

"Brother Glory, what do you know about sleeping? You haven't said it yet?" Ma Lin said.

"You must first talk about the sleeping posture. The best way to sleep is to sleep like a bow, with a light burden on the right side. This'sleeping like a bow' can just properly reduce the impact of the center of the earth on the human body. Force. Since the human heart is mostly on the left side of the body, lying on the right side can reduce the pressure on the heart."

"When you are sleeping, you can't sleep with a watch, you can't wear dentures, you can't wear glasses, and don't keep your mobile phone by your side..."

Ye Yaorong said to the three women about the need to pay attention to sleep, and of course also said to the three women about the possible consequences. After all, he has "basic medical skills" in his body. Ye Yaorong is very clear about these basic knowledge.

"So much attention to detail, it seems that sleeping is also a learning!"

Ma Lin said in surprise. Ma Lin didn't expect Ye Yaorong to sleep on this, and also said so much health knowledge.

"Oh, when I usually sleep ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ I always put my phone beside me." Ye Shuting said.

"It's okay, the radiation of the mobile phone is not very big, pay attention to it in the future, and put the mobile phone farther when you sleep."

Ye Yaorong said. If the radiation of mobile phones is very strong, who would dare to use mobile phones, but genuine mobile phones have much lower radiation than pirated ones.

...

"The play is finished, let's go back."

About half an hour later, the performance of "Monkey Wukong Havoc in the Heavenly Palace" on the stage was over. Everyone started to leave. Ye Yaorong also stood up and said to the three women beside him.

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I'm sorry, I invited guests at home today. I drank too much and went out to drink at night. This was even later, but it was updated in the early morning. This is even more for the only gentleness left to the elder.

Here, the otaku is grateful to all those who support the otaku. During the Chinese New Year, there are many things, please forgive me, thank you very much for your support. (To be continued.)