The Live Broadcast Invited Monks To Perform Rituals And Turn On The Light Bulbs!

finally.

After walking for about twenty minutes, Yu Yingzhe finally came to a temple.

This is a relatively large temple, opened not far from the city center, called Hanming Temple.

Before entering the temple, Yu Yingzhe could smell incense.

Yu Yingzhe took a deep breath and walked into the temple with big strides.

The temple is full of people, many tourists are burning incense and worshiping Buddha, and the sound of bells ringing in the temple from time to time.

Although it is already the 21st century, many people no longer believe in gods and Buddhas.

However, it is obvious that many people still come to burn incense and worship Buddha with the attitude that they would rather believe what they have or not.

Not for anything else, just for peace of mind.

Through the crimson door, you can see the huge golden Buddha statue, which gives people a sense of solemnity.

"Grandmaster, may I ask, do you have a master here to help consecrate?"

After searching around, Yu Yingzhe stopped a monk selling incense in the temple and asked.

The monk selling incense was taken aback for a moment when he heard the words, and after taking another look at Yu Yingzhe, he shook his head: "We don't help with consecration here."

Hearing this, Yu Yingzhe couldn't help being dumbfounded.

After thinking for a while, Yu Yingzhe quickly asked again: "Master, do you know which temple has a service in charge of consecration?"

"For consecration, you have to find a real eminent monk, and ordinary temples only burn incense and worship Buddha."

The monk selling incense shook his head and said frankly: "So I really don't know about it."

Hearing this, Yu Yingzhe had no choice but to say thank you and leave Hanming Temple.

Most of the temples do not have consecration services, which Qian Yingzhe did not expect.

So where can I find a monk who is willing to help consecrate?

Yu Yingzhe couldn't help frowning.

And at this time, there was a sigh of relief in the live broadcast room!

"I knock, I'm so disappointed!"

"That's right, I thought the anchor had already caught the victim!"

"You guys have bad consciences! Just now you said that you are pitiful to the consecrated master!"

"However, if you think about it carefully... it seems more exciting?"

"Yeah, we still have to find that kind of real eminent monk! If the eminent monk comes to consecrate, and finds out that the one he wants to consecrate is actually a light bulb on a horse, he will come when the eminent monk is tested!"

"???"

"It's hard to stretch! You are really a genius! Do you lack morality --- hurry up and look for it, the master is excited!"

"I have a light bulb, which has been locked away by the dust for a long time, and now the dust is gone, and the light is scattered, shining through thousands of mountains and rivers!!!"

"Eminent Monk: I have been disturbed. I am consecrating, not this light. Are you my master electrician?"

"However, how does the anchor find a master who can help consecrate?"

Immediately, the sand sculpture netizens in the live broadcast room also began to think about it!

Seeing that Yu Yingzhe couldn't find a master who could help consecrate, they were actually more anxious than Yu Yingzhe!

"Should I ask each temple one by one?"

"This method is too stupid. Then what year will it be used? (aeaa)"

"Why don't you just use the banknote ability and find a monk to consecrate it?"

"It's not right, you have to be an eminent monk, otherwise there will be no inner taste!"

"...I've been diving for half a day, and I see you all thinking about it here, why can't you just call the anchor and search the Internet?"

"Hiss... that's right! You're so stupid, just search the Internet!"

"That's right! Damn it, anchor, go find it online!"

"It must have been in the live broadcast room for a long time, and was infected by the anchor! I am almost mentally retarded!"

"The above is too shameless, I have never seen you so narcissistic!"

"???"

Seeing the barrage in the live broadcast room, Yu Yingzhe finally reacted all of a sudden.

Yes, when in doubt, ask Baidu!

I thought of the dead end at the beginning, thinking that all the monks were in the temple.

These days, which monk doesn't surf the Internet?

Yu Yingzhe has even heard that some famous monasteries recruit monks, and they only accept 985 graduates, with a monthly salary of 10,000 or more!

Paid chanting belongs to yes!

Therefore, Yu Yingzhe immediately took out his mobile phone and started Baidu.

Soon, Yu Yingzhe found his target online.

Master Clarity!

According to the records on the Internet, Master Chengming has superb Buddhist teachings and profound Buddhist principles. He often consecrates people and is an eminent monk of Chuihua Temple.

Of course, the fees charged by Master Chengming are also extremely expensive!

According to the internet, Master Chengming generally pays for a consecration, probably around 50,000 yuan!

Seeing this, Yu Yingzhe can't help but twitch!

fifty thousand!

A little too outrageous, right?

When the sand sculpture netizens in the live broadcast room saw the price, they were instantly in awe!

"This one looks like an eminent monk!"

"My Buddha is not poor! With a price of 50,000 yuan, the Buddha Dharma must be superb!"

"This light bulb has taken over! It has been consecrated by Master Chengming. I am afraid that hanging it on the wall will blind people's eyes!"

"It's too small, the layout is too small, after 50,000 consecrations, the brightness belongs to the level that Hou Yi has to draw a bow when he comes!"

"Shocked Edison for 10,000 years!"

"Eddie is so angry. If he had known earlier that he could find a monk to turn on the light bulb, he wouldn't have worked so hard to find tungsten wire!"

"Edison: Why don't you find something to tell me when you step on the horse!"

"That's a hate! Why did Edison tell you not to believe in Buddhism?"

"Obviously, at this moment, the anchor's wisdom surpasses that of Edison!"

"Aren't you talking nonsense when you are riding a horse? The anchor's eyes are shining with the light of wisdom anytime, anywhere!"

"Hahahahahahaha, you are going to wait for me to die!"

Barrages flew across the live broadcast room, and the sand sculpture netizens were clearly looking forward to it!

Isn't this light bulb that was turned on by an eminent monk hanging on the wall and directly illuminated by the Buddha's light?

Well, these sand sculpture netizens can raise their hands to God, they really think so!

After searching the address of Chuihua Temple on the Internet, Yu Yingzhe came to the road and hailed a taxi.

"Master, pour Yusiya."

Yu Yingzhe opened the car door, sat on the back seat, and said to the driver.

"Okay! Fasten your seat belt!"

The driver smiled brightly and nodded. After Yu Yingzhe fastened his seat belt, he pressed the meter, and then stepped on the accelerator, and the taxi sped away immediately!

"Young man, why are you going to Chuihua Temple? If you want to worship Buddha, isn't there a Hanming Temple here?"

The driver brother is obviously a talkative person, and he started chatting with Yu Yingzhe while driving.

"Hanming Temple doesn't help with consecration, I want to find a master to consecrate it for me."

Yu Yingzhe replied truthfully.

"Consecration?"

The driver brother became interested when he heard this, and said nonsense: "That's right, I heard that it's not cheap to have a consecration from a master, but according to a friend of mine, one of his jade pendants was consecrated by an eminent monk, and he wore it on his body. He really hasn't been sick for years!"

"Sometimes when I think about it, I think, hey, it's amazing what a girl is!"

The driver brother began to display the driver's traditional artistic skills, and the moment he started talking, he immediately became eloquent!

"We're not talking about feudal superstition, but, after all, the old things that have been passed down for so long, I feel that there is always some way in it!"

"Young man, are you right?"

Yu Yingzhe listened silently, seeing that the driver brother was in high spirits, and it was hard to find out, so he nodded: "The driver brother is right!"

"Tomorrow, when my girl takes the college entrance examination, I have to find a master to brighten my girl's bracelet, maybe she will really get into a good university!"

The driver brother smiled triumphantly, as if thinking of something, he asked, "That's right! What are you going to ask the master to consecrate for you? Jade pendants? Bracelets? Amulets?"

Yu Yingzhe opened his mouth, but finally answered truthfully: "Bulb."

"Oh, light bulb, light bulb, light bulb—"

The driver brother took over the conversation and was ready to continue talking.

But halfway through the conversation, the driver finally realized something was wrong!

etc.

What?

Light bulb?!

The driver brother fell into silence.

The sand sculpture netizens in the live broadcast room burst into laughter!

"Hahahahahahahahaha, I'm so angry from laughing!"

"At this moment, the driver brother has fallen into thinking about life!"

"Let the eminent monk turn on the light bulb, and you can figure it out!"

"He directly silenced the big brother of the driver, one can imagine how defiant the anchor's abstraction skills are!"

"Hahahahaha, I really can't live without it!"

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, ask the driver's psychological shadow area at this time!"

(ps: Asking for flowers! Asking for evaluation! Asking for collection! Asking for a monthly ticket! Asking for customization!!!! Brothers, the title of the book can no longer be used, the author can only change the name in tears, alas! Please customize comfort!).