The Live Broadcast Invited Monks To Perform Rituals And Turn On The Light Bulbs!
Chapter 71 Fish Shop Owner: I Guessed The Beginning, But I Didn't Guess The Ending! (Please Cus
Seeing this scene, everyone in the car wash shop froze in place, their pupils constricted crazily, their faces were shocked, and it could even be said that they looked at Yu Yingzhe's leaving back in horror!
Wally?
what did i see?!
Under all eyes!
that young man!
Take the shared car that has just been washed!
locked!
Then!
He rides another shared bicycle!
left!!!
Simple and ordinary operations, but let everyone have been hit by all the previous ones!
They looked at Yu Yingzhe's back, and felt that Yu Yingzhe was all over the body, exuding the light of wisdom!
And their originally shaky three views, at this moment, after witnessing the divine light of wisdom, are completely shattered!
They originally thought that the operation of washing shared bicycles in a car wash shop was already against the sky.
But they never expected it!
Unexpectedly, there are even more unnatural operations waiting for them!
Especially the fish shop owner, he was shocked!
He originally thought he had guessed everything, but he didn't expect that I guessed the beginning right, but not the end!
He looked blankly at the back of Yu Yingzhe riding a bicycle, and countless ultimate philosophical thoughts emerged in his mind!
who I am?
where am I?
what am i doing?!
I thought I had guessed everything right?
Only now did the owner of the fish shop realize that he was still too naive!
That man... is already at a level he can't understand!
He has evolved again, this is no longer against the sky, this horse riding is already art!
The audience was dead silent!
Everyone watched Yu Yingzhe leave with dumbstruck eyes, feeling dazed and confused inside!
Until Qian Yingzhe disappeared into the horizon riding a shared bicycle, they still haven't recovered!
Silence is Cambridge tonight.
And at this moment, the live broadcast room completely exploded!
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
"I laughed so hard!"
"Hahahaha, I can't breathe, help me!"
"I laughed out loud, and my mother asked if I had a pig at home!"
"The owner of the fish shop is stunned! He realizes that he is still too young!"
"Is the clown myself?"
"The great thing about the Emperor of Abstraction is that every time you think he has done a ruthless job, the next second he will give you an even more ruthless job that will make your eyes go dark!"
"It's already against the sky to wash the shared bicycles. After I'm done, I will change to a shared bicycle. It's absolutely impossible to think of not having a cerebral thrombosis for ten years!"
"Is this abstraction itself?!"
"Hahahahahahaha, I got it! Prime Minister, I got it!"
"Another crazy one! Pull it out!"
"The little brother from the car wash gave the anchor a thumbs up and said: mdzz!"
"Hahahahahahaha, it's so coquettish, it makes my scalp tingle!"
At this moment, the sand sculpture netizens in the live broadcast room almost burst out laughing, especially when they saw the expression of the fish shop owner!
It's so embarrassing to read it again, I dare not watch it!
And then --- weird stuff, watch it again!
The gifts in the live broadcast room also began to be swiped crazily!
However, compared to the battle of Shenhao in the live broadcast room, the gifts of sand sculpture netizens pale in comparison!
Unless sand sculpture netizens can gather these gifts together!
Otherwise, it would be very difficult to compete with these two gods by relying solely on personal strength!
"By the way, who do you think will win this battle today?"
"I feel that Emperor Pangci has been dormant for two lives, and this life must be a shameful one. The Crown Prince of Ankang is afraid that the throne will be lost!"
"Indeed, Emperor Fat Ci is already on top! Erxiang Foil doesn't want to throw money like money!"
"Facing the mad Emperor Fat Ci, the Crown Prince Ankang, no matter how rich he is, can't handle it!"
"Tsk tsk, other anchors would be very proud if they had one hero like this, but there are actually two abstract emperors, and they fight every day with money! I admit it, I feel sour!
At this moment, suddenly, someone in Sha Zhoucai threw out 3,000 carnivals in the studio!
"Damn it?"
"What the hell?"
"What the hell?"
Immediately, the audience in the live broadcast room were shocked!
And this time, it was not Emperor Pangci or Prince Ankang who brought down 3,000 carnivals, but an id who had never appeared in the live broadcast room before——beautiful school flower to post!
"God of stickers! Why is he here?"
Many viewers immediately recognized this id!
After all, the title of "Tie Tie God" can be said to be thunderous to anyone who has ever been in the music area for sand sculpture netizens!
The leader of the music area!
The big brother of anchors in multiple music districts!
It can be said that according to the rumors, the financial resources are not inferior to that of Prince Ankang and Emperor Fat Ci!
However, like Emperor Pangci, his real identity is a mystery, and he is only known as a god.
And this outdoor live broadcast room actually attracted the gods of stickers?
"Hiss? A Cheng Yaojin was killed on the way!"
"Fuck, it's interesting!"
"Tie God, just now I said that if you come to the live broadcast room, you will definitely suppress Emperor Pangci and Prince Ankang, they still don't believe it!"
"Emperor Fat Ci, Prince Ankang, this post is a slap in the face for you, can you bear it?"
Netizens watching the excitement in the live broadcast room didn't think it was a big deal, and they started fighting one after another, and they almost shouted "fight"!
Cheng Yaojin came out on the way, which obviously exceeded the expectations of sand sculpture netizens, but it also hit their g-spot inexplicably!
Immediately, in the live broadcast room, the three great gods began to fight!
The new sticker god is very arrogant, if you don't brush it, if you brush the gift, it will be the base of a thousand carnival, highlighting a rich and powerful person, and the sand sculpture netizens in the live broadcast room say it's addictive!
finally!
It may be because it is the first time for Tie Tie God to come, or it may not want to tear up the face, and it is more likely that the budget of Emperor Fat Ci and Prince Ankang is a little overrun today.
Therefore, under the influence of many factors, Emperor Fat Ci and Prince Ankang chose to give up!
The position of No. 1 on the list is firmly occupied by Tie Tie God!
"A new god ascends the throne!"
"Hold Tie Tie God's thigh!"
"Stick God: I come, I see, I conquer!"
"Shocked, the two ancient gods both fell, and the genius boy stuck up, rose in the midst of the end, sang all the way, and finally defeated the two gods and proved the way, suppressing an era!"
"The two gods are gone, count the romantic figures, and look at the present!"
"The two gods fell, and the blood of the gods spilled into the sky. Their remains are taboos, and they overwhelm the world, turning them into taboo places. But will they wake up in thousands of years?"
"I firmly believe that the twin gods must have left behind! This kind of great terror that existed in ancient times will definitely not pass away easily!"
"Emperor Fatty, you died so badly! After two lifetimes of dormancy, the fruit of victory was stolen by the God of Sticking! You will definitely live another life!"
"Who dares to say invincible, who dares to say invincible?!"
"Hey, update quickly! Besides watching the live broadcast, the fun of every day is to read novels in the live broadcast room!"
"In this live broadcast room, you can even read novels!"
Yu Yingzhe, who is struggling to pedal the shared bicycle at this moment, is naturally unaware of everything that happened in the live broadcast room.
After pedaling for more than ten minutes, Yu Yingzhe finally returned to the gate of his community.
After turning over from the shared bicycle and locking the bicycle again, Yu Yingzhe finally had time to take a look at the situation in the live broadcast room.
Yu Yingzhe couldn't help being a little surprised when he saw that the number one in the live broadcast room was actually an id that he had never seen before!
"The gaze of the true god!"
"The Emperor of Abstraction is here!"
"Excited! The true God has finally cast his eyes on us humble! I'm already prostrate on the ground!"
The sand sculpture netizens in the live broadcast room immediately began to howl.
"Thank you, the beautiful school flower, for posting the gift, the boss arranged for me!"
"Thank you, miss, can you see Fat Times for the gift, the boss is magnificent!"
"Thank you, Prince Ankang, for the gift, the boss is awesome!"
After thanking the fans on the gift list, Ying Zhe is ready to download.
When he was on the road just now, he had already received the news that the mission had been completed.
Now, Yu Yingzhe can't wait to go home and check the system rewards!
The system is wicked, but every time the system rewards are really top-notch!
So, Yu Yingzhe said to the live broadcast room: "Okay, brothers, that's the end of today's live broadcast, we will see you tomorrow!"
After finishing speaking, Ying Zhe turned off the live broadcast by himself.
As always........ Frosty!
In this regard, the sand sculpture netizens in the live broadcast room have become accustomed to it.
They may even be suspected of suffering from Stockholm Syndrome, even if Yu Yingzhe speaks more to the audience in the live broadcast room, they will feel that it is a supreme gift!
In short, the audience in this live broadcast room are somewhat abnormal, and each of them has been tuned into an abstract shape.
After returning home, Yu Yingzhe immediately turned on the system, and said silently in his heart: "Open the system background!"
next second.
The system panel appears.
[Photographic memory: Receive the memory, you will have a super memory, and you will not forget it when you photograph it, but, as the saying goes, the most painful thing for people is that the memory is too good, especially the word love. Many years later, you light a cigarette and talk about the past...]
This breaks the system, you're starting to engage in literature and art, right?
What kind of love?
As a master of evil swordsmanship, Yu Yingzhe didn't panic at all, and said in his heart: "Receive the reward!"
next moment.
Yu Yingzhe closed her eyes and felt a warm current pouring into her mind, slowly flowing in her brain.
After a while, the warm current disappeared, Yu Yingzhe opened his eyes, and found that his head seemed to be much more flexible than usual.
But other than that, there seems to be no other feeling.
"Try the effect!"
Yu Yingzhe turned on the computer, found an obscure and difficult ancient text on the Internet, glanced at it from beginning to end, and began to recite it.
Soon, Yu Yingzhe was pleasantly surprised to find that even though he had only read this ancient text from beginning to end, every time he recited a sentence in 460, the content of the next sentence would automatically flash in his mind, and then he would blurt it out!
However, Yu Yingzhe still failed to memorize this ancient prose.
because!
He doesn't know some words!
Therefore, Yu Yingzhe, who has the ability of photographic memory, decided to do the first thing, which is to recognize all the rare characters!
Just when Qian Yingzhe was about to start recognizing uncommon characters, the phone vibrated slightly.
Yu Yingzhe picked up the phone and took a look, only to find that it was Xia Qingzhu's WeChat again.
[Summer is happy: Bloody Knife.jpg, Bloody Knife.jpg, Bloody Knife.jpg]
Yu Yingzhe chose to ignore again!
This female star, what kind of neuropathy does she specify!
And the other side.
After Xia Qingzhu sent three emoticons, she has been waiting for Yu Yingzhe to reply to her.
But waited for half an hour
At that time, I didn't see Yu Yingzhe's WeChat.
Now, Xia Qingzhu was really angry!
I am a big star who is hailed as a goddess by countless nerds. I took the initiative to send you a message, but you didn't reply to my message?
Originally, Xia Qingzhu's happy mood after watching the live broadcast disappeared all of a sudden.
Xia Qingzhu's stubbornness also came up all of a sudden, he dropped his phone, lay on the bed and started to browse Weibo.
But after swiping a few microblogs in a row, all of them are masters.
"Abstract King took the master lockpicker to escape the secret room and shocked the secret room escape shop for 10,000 years!"
"Abstract Great Emperor fortune-telling, the fortune-teller panicked!"
"The Emperor of Abstraction wrote the Abstract Bible again, went to the car wash shop to wash the shared bicycle, and then rode another shared bicycle to leave! 11
Big data is terrifying!
"What are they pushing?"
Seeing these microblogs, Xia Qingzhu's teeth itch with hatred.
At this time, Xia Qingzhu read another Weibo.
"The handsome guy confessed his love with candles live, and he knelt down, but the result turned out to be..."
The moment Xia Qingzhu saw this Weibo, he couldn't help but think of Ying Zhe's live broadcast the other day.
All of a sudden, Xia Qingzhu's mood became even more irritable!
That dog ignored me, could it be that he was chatting with his Huo Quxue?
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