The live broadcast fortune-telling is so accurate that the whole network is eating melons

Ma Guifang wilted like an eggplant in winter. The policeman glanced at her, let go of her hand, turned around and left.

"Ouch. Oh my God, am I not going to live anymore? Is there no way I can survive this life? This slut tricked my son into doing this, and he didn't even fart like this.

Just slap your butt and leave? How should we spend our days? Are you a bad guy? It's because of you bitch.

And then destroy our whole family? Oh my god? Do you have eyes? Am I not alive anymore? You didn't even fart now? Just leave like that? "

Ma Guifang burst into tears. Those who didn't know it thought it was the Oscar-winning actress coming over. Her ability to cry and sing was really impressive.

Qiqi, who was walking with the police, rolled her eyes, then raised the corners of her mouth to reveal a cute smile.

She turned around and came to Ma Guifang. Ma Guifang, who was crying, looked at Qiqi who turned around in confusion, wondering why she suddenly came back.

"You..." Ma Guifang only had time to say one word before she reached out and covered her mouth and nose. Qiqi came to her side, then turned around and raised her buttocks towards her, "Pu Chi, Pu Chi,"

Farted several times in succession. Qiqi was already holding in a lot of gas, and the gas in her stomach was running back and forth, making her feel uncomfortable.

It just so happened that Ma Guifang was so stubborn that she offered to compensate them. Wasn't this just what she wanted? So Qiqi became kind-hearted and had an attitude of responding to requests.

Ma Guifang's seemingly reasonable but somewhat difficult request was met. In an instant, hundreds of thousands of online netizens in the live broadcast room,

Everyone burst out laughing, "My Qiqi did a good job. If you want to say that this old witch wants something bad, she actually asked Qiqi to leave a few farts,"

【yes? Do you think this woman has any hobbies? She actually likes farts, and asking for it once is not enough. She is afraid that the young lady will not satisfy her, so she emphasizes it again and again. 】

【Do I express my deep silence? This Sister Ma is really... really a different kind of tight, isn't she? 】

[I don’t know why. I know I shouldn’t laugh about such a serious matter, but I really can’t hold it in anymore. Oh my God, is this going to kill me? 】

[Fart is the beginning of spiritual energy. Those who are destined to hear this fart will not take any money. Those who are not destined to hear this fart will not sell it for a lot of money... 】

How venomous and presumptuous are these netizens? It can be said that netizens no longer use curse words when swearing. It can be said that netizens have mastered ridicule and sarcasm.

Li Tong also felt uncomfortable holding it in, and she couldn't help laughing. She didn't expect that Qiqi would be so naughty.

[Here I go, my goddess Master Li actually smiled? Is it true that the anchor is so charming when he smiles? Anchor sister, I suddenly feel that my body is lighter by three ounces? 】

[Anchor, this family is all bad, especially this Ma Shifang, who is nothing.

It's already this time, and you still have the nerve to cry. The whole family has tricked the little sister into doing that. Is it fun to do this? 】

[I pray that their family will have no descendants from now on. Haha, this is my curse. I just want to curse this family. This shameless old man seems to want grandchildren? It’s up to you in the next life. 】

Li Tong said at this time: "Why not? Ma Guifang is a very smart woman. Otherwise, why do you think she had to let Qiqi marry her son?

This not only gives the son a decent identity, but also allows the family to have children and grandchildren. Now that we have children and grandchildren, don’t we just carry on the family line? "

"How to do it? No way, sister anchor, you don't understand what you are saying?"

After hearing what the anchor said, Qiqi couldn't help but ignore the farce in front of her, and returned her gaze to the live broadcast room, also showing curiosity.

It seemed impossible to imagine that even if she married Hu Qiang, she would not be able to conceive and give birth to a child for a heavenly eunuch!

Li Tong smiled mysteriously and said lightly: "Borrow seeds!"

"It's beyond my reasonable expectation!"

[What does the anchor mean by this? What kind of borrowing? If I remember correctly, this Hu Qiang should be an only son, right? Since he is an only child, who should he go to to borrow seeds? 】

[Dear viewers, I suddenly felt that the plot was reversed again. Hehe, judging from my experience of watching hundreds of episodes of Detective Di Renjie,

This pair of old dogs must have found someone, otherwise the anchor sister would not be able to say the word "borrowing". 】

[I think so. After all, their son’s bird is useless except for peeing. Should this be said to be sad? Or should I say sad? I think I want to laugh hahaha? 】

[Their family of three really lived a wonderful and unique life.]

After the three members of their family heard Li Tong say the word borrowing money, the faces of the three of them turned pale in an instant.

After several police officers suddenly heard the news, they left in no hurry. They were also interested in hearing about the unknown side of this family of three.

Let’s see how much they magnify the ugliest and most evil side of this world. Of course, if it involves crime.

Then I just took it directly to the police station.

[I have studied psychology. Let me give you some popular science. Their micro-expressions are enough to prove that the anchor’s words are 100% accurate. This is what they intend to do!

If I'm next to them, I can measure their breathing rate, tone of voice, facial expressions, and of course their eyes,

Based on the above information, I can know what they are thinking. 】

[Holy crap, how is this psychology? Isn't this a long-lost special function? Boss, let me ask you something, is your master a gambling saint? Master Xing? 】

【Borrow seeds! The feudal dross of ancient times can still be performed today. I am speechless. Hu Feng and Ma Guifang are both owners of individual chain pharmacies. They can be regarded as educated people.

Now that I have read a book and can still do such a despicable thing, I really don’t know what to say. These old dogs are so damn useless.]

[Should I ask another question? So what if we just borrow seeds? Right? In short, they are not their own species, and have no blood relationship with their family members at all.

Wouldn't it be a waste of money if I borrowed it? Instead of doing this, it would be better to just go to the orphanage and adopt one, so as not to suffer the heartbreaking pain of giving birth. 】

[Think about it, if Hu Qiang had confessed all this to Miss Qiqi early in the morning, then with Qiqi’s persistence in dealing with relationships, would she have stayed for the sake of their three-year relationship? 】

Li Tong looked at the public screen, her smile still the same, but the words that came out of her mouth the next moment made everyone in the live broadcast room shocked on the outside and tender on the inside.

Of course, it also includes Qiqi, Hu Feng's family of three, and several policemen...