The Legend Of Konoha Iruka
Chapter 247
Chapter 247 Director Jiraiya
“Oh” Jiraiya’s eyes were glazed, and he asked in a low voice, “Are you making that kind of movie?”
“That’s right.” Iruka nodded: “It is to move the contents of the book to the screen to satisfy the fans’ all-round audio-visual experience.”
“Wow” Jiraiya looked very excited, this is his dream, and to have the opportunity to meet those beautiful young ladies who are rough and unrestrained, life is simply not too beautiful.
“Wow khaka” Jiraiya left the Harazi excitedly just thinking about it, a little impatient.
“Master Jiraiya, now allow me to introduce myself. I am Umino Iruka, the director of the Konoha Science and Technology Bureau and the richest man in Konoha. We have sufficient technology and funds to shoot romantic action movies…”
“What’s your name?” Jiraiya was taken aback.
“My name is Umino Iruka, what’s wrong? Is there any problem?” Iruka was puzzled.
“There is a problem, the problem is big.” Jiraiya instantly became very excited: “Did you sign the Summoning contract with the sea clan? Do you often invite the sea beasts to dinner?”
“Yeah, these are what I should do” Iruka was very humble.
“做,做你妹啊” Jiraiya气不打一处来,要不是看在爱情动作电影的份上,他早就出手暴揍 Iruka了。
“I don’t have a sister” Iruka looked blank.
“I’m not talking about your sister, it’s your sister” Jiraiya is very irritable: “You bastard, you are so good to the sea beasts, so that the toads are very opinionated about me, and every time they are summoned, they have to be preached. , Especially Toad Wentai, because I was not aggressive enough to entertain guests, he wanted to single out with me, woooo…”
Jiraiya said it with righteous indignation: How cute the Summoning beast was once! Do more and eat less, everyone wants to sign Summoning Beasts, but the world has changed in the past two years, Summoning Beasts also pay attention to life and treatment, so the economic pressure of Summoning beasts is huge…
Jiraiya whispered: “Do you think I want to write a pornographic book?”
“Yeah” Iruka and others have never had any doubts in this regard.
“No, I was forced.” Jiraiya complained loudly: “If the toad is not too threatening and tempting, and if you refuse to accept it, you will fight, do you think I will write pornographic books so positively?”
“I used to be very leisurely. I wrote a yellow book in a few years. Now that the economy is under great pressure, I have to write a few yellow books a year. Oh, if it weren’t for this, I wouldn’t have gray hair. Face vicissitudes.”
“Uh” Iruka can’t stand Jiraiya’s mouthful of running the train, what a joke, your white hair is natural, it has nothing to do with whether you write pornographic books or not.
“So, the culprit that caused me to be so embarrassed now is you, Umino Iruka” Jiraiya said angrily.
“Hehe da” Iruka has a hunch: Jiraiya wants to blackmail herself.
Sure enough, the following sentence of Jiraiya is: “You have to compensate me. In addition to my material losses, I am more of a mental trauma. You have to pay me a huge amount of compensation.”
“Of course, I am not such an unreasonable person, after all, you are my fan, and I love fans very much, so I will not embarrass you. You only need to invest me more than a dozen **** *……”
“Oh”, Iruka finally understood. It turned out that Jiraiya could aim for this: He wanted to swindle the investment empty-handed.
However, Iruka is not a vegetarian either: “Kamitsutsu Izumo, do you have any interest in making love action movies?”
“Yes, I have extremely strong interests. Although I don’t know how to do it yet, I think that is a dream worth fighting for for a lifetime.” Shenyue Izumo burst into flames, wishing to take off his pants and go into battle right away.
“No, no, you young people can’t do it, you have no experience.” Jiraiya immediately did not hold back: “Choose me, choose me, I am the author of 18 banned bestsellers. I have a wealth of theoretical and practical experience, and I can definitely make a good movie. , The box office is a big hit.”
“Oh, isn’t it? But what should I do if I’m not at ease? After all, a man who wants to be a love action movie director can go from the country of fire to the country of wind. There is no shortage of talent.” Iruka put on the air.
“I’m more professional.” Jiraiya was anxious, knowing that he would not pretend to be a fork.
“Do you have a girlfriend?” Iruka.
“It’s not critical, I have experienced a lot of battles” Jiraiya.
“Are you a single dog?” Iruka.
“My fans are tens of thousands” Jiraiya.
“It’s okay, we are not single dogs, and we have two girlfriends, the girl on the left and the girl on the right” Iruka has a look of sympathy.
“Bad son, Iruka, you are enough” Jiraiya feels that his soul has been insulted, what’s wrong with me without a girlfriend? I’m a single dog, what’s the matter? You have a girl on the left and a girl on the right… Hey, I have them too.
“Okay, Lord Jiraiya, let’s talk about business.” Iruka no longer embarrassed Jiraiya: “I can make you the chief director of a romantic action movie. Investment and technology are not a problem. However, the script and the recruitment of actors are not a problem. You need to deal with it yourself.”
“It’s great, I like to recruit actors and discuss some shameful techniques with them in person.” Jiraiya is eager to start work right away.
Iruka continued: “As for the remuneration, let’s divide it according to the box office. In other words, if you earn more at the box office, you will share more, and if you earn less at the box office, you will get less. If the box office does not make money or loses money, Then you don’t have a dime.”
“No problem” Jiraiya is very confident, with his rich theoretical and practical experience, if filming can still lose money, then he will have no face to mix in the film circle.
“Happy cooperation, Lord Jiraiya, from today, you will be the chief director of the Film Industry Department of the Konoha Science and Technology Bureau.” Iruka first put a big hat on.
“Hahaha, I like this director, let’s hurry up and start shooting” Jiraiya smiled wryly.
Soon, Iruka and others came to the Konoha Science and Technology Bureau, reorganized and assigned personnel, and established the Film Industry Department.
Jiraiya is very energetic and energetic. On the one hand, he makes announcements for recruiting actors, on the other hand, designs the script, on the other hand, debugs the shooting equipment. However, because the Ministry of Film Industry has just been established, there is still a lot of basic work, so I have to wait a while before the official filming begins. time.
Jiraiya ate at the Konoha Science and Technology Bureau, and slept at the Konoha Science and Technology Bureau.
Jiraiya set an example and mobilized the enthusiasm of other staff in the entire Konoha Science and Technology Bureau. For example, an incident that happened just now…
Fenghua angry Tao said shyly: “Master Juzuo, I have had a movie dream since I was a kid.”
“Shooting a pornographic film?” Iruka looked a little sternly.
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