The Legend Of Konoha Iruka

Chapter 195 Lip Balm

“You…” Iruka hesitated.

“What am I?” Orochimaru stuck out his long tongue and licked his lips a few more times.

“This guy… is too disgusting.” Changpu was a little disgusted. “By the way, where is Shenyue Izumo?”

“You…” Iruka hesitated to speak.

“What am I?” Orochimaru’s long tongue was still licking and licking on his lips.

“It is not good for you to lick your lips like this, and it will cause two serious problems.

One is inflammation of the corners of the lips. When you lick your lips with your tongue, it leaves saliva on the lips. Saliva contains a variety of enzymes that can help digestion, of which there are two enzymes, one is called amylase, and the other is called maltase, which can cause inflammation of the corners of the lips. This is because the two enzymes remaining on the lips are equal to In the “digestive skin”.

Another consequence of lip licking is the more common irritant dermatitis, which is also caused by saliva.

In fact, unlike what people think, licking the lips does not make the lips moist. Because when you lick your lips with your tongue, the moisture will evaporate, and when it evaporates, it takes away the already tense moisture from the lips, making the lips feel more dry. Then there is a vicious circle of drier licking, licking drier and drier, which finally causes eczema-like consequences on the lips.

However, this kind of “eczema” is not “wet”, but “dry”, which will make the skin around the mouth become rough and appear a different color from the surrounding skin…” Iruka babbled a lot.

Orochimaru kept nodding his head. Although he hadn’t paid attention to this aspect, according to personal experience, what Iruka said made sense.

In the recent Orochimaru, the lips always feel very dry, and I still habitually lick it. However, after licking, the lips will become moist for a while, and then quickly become drier…

Repeatedly, the dryness of Orochimaru’s lips became more and more serious, and it has reached the point where it can’t be licked. Hmm, that’s why Orochimaru licks his lips every time he plays. (Haha, don’t question me, because I’m just nonsense.)

Iruka continued: “Therefore, experts say that lip licking is not only harmful to the skin around the lips, but also unsightly in public. It requires corresponding symptomatic treatment.”

“How to deal with it?” Orochimaru was curious, he did have a need in this regard.

“Hehe” Iruka sneered, “Why should I tell you!”

“Huh?” Orochimaru frowned, and then disdainfully said: “Do you think I can’t guess if you don’t say it? Since licking your lips is harmful, you can just not lick your lips.”

“It’s just not licking your lips, Xiaoshier, do you think I can’t do it?” Orochimaru subconsciously licked his lips again.

Uh, the scene was a bit awkward in an instant. Not only is Iruka and others embarrassed, Orochimaru is even more embarrassed.

“It was a mistake just now.” Orochimaru’s face turned red, and he defended himself.

“I understand that to overcome this bad habit of licking lips, it is indeed not something ordinary people can do” Iruka relieved.

“No” Orochimaru shook his head, and then pretended to say, “How can I be an ordinary person? For me, I just need to pay a little attention to this kind of thing.”

“I am a person, I have no other advantages, that is, the willpower is extremely tenacious. You kids are simply unimaginable, I…” Orochimaru said, spitting and licking his lips with his long tongue.

Iruka and others looked at each other, Orochimaru didn’t seem to realize it yet.

“Tell you, I will never do the lip licking action again in my life.” Orochimaru licked his lips heavily with his tongue, then swore viciously.

At this time, the scene was completely embarrassing.

Looking at the disgusting expressions of Iruka and others, Orochimaru finally realized what he said and what he did, my God, what the hell was going on with me?

Everyone looked at each other, not knowing what to say.

Orochimaru’s face flushed, wishing to find a place to sew in.

“Oh, how can I make such a mistake as one of the dignified Sannin?” Orochimaru was annoyed and licked his lips bitterly.

However, fortunately, I used the Elimination Yan Technique, and others didn’t know his identity, otherwise, he would really kill people.

“Cough cough” Orochimaru coughed slightly to break the embarrassing atmosphere: “Actually, I don’t want to lick my lips, but my lips are so dry and chapped that I can’t stand it, and I subconsciously unconsciously…”

“I understand” Iruka nodded, “You have formed a habit in this situation. It is really not easy to change! But it is not impossible.”

“Oh” Orochimaru’s eyes lit up: “What can I do?”

“Money” Iruka smiled.

“Money, can money cure chapped lips?” Orochimaru was a little confused.

“Of course not, but money can buy medicine to treat chapped lips.” Iruka took out a lip balm.

“The way to solve chapped lips is to use lip balm regularly. Women can use makeup lipstick with moisturizing function. Using lip balm can not only prevent the moisture in the skin from evaporating, but also protect your lips from saliva when you subconsciously lick your lips. The invasion…”

Iruka is full of spirits, and his mouth flutters: “The lip balm is a new product of our Konoha Science and Technology Bureau. It has not yet been released. The ex-factory price of this lip balm in my hand is at least 100 million taels. But, who made me fall in love with the uncle? , Then give you a cost price, 80 million taels.”

“Hehe da” Orochimaru smiled without saying a word, 80 million taels. That’s the money of a Kage-level powerhouse. Just buy a lip balm unless this lip balm has a revitalizing effect.

Iruka watched her words and thoughts, and instantly changed her mind: “Of course, if you are too expensive, I can sell it to you cheaper. In the same Konoha Village, I am a family, and the price is 70 million taels.”

“Hehe, then, wouldn’t you lose money?” Orochimaru won’t believe this kind of offer. He is 100% sure that Iruka is fooling him and taking him as a fool.

“No loss, no loss” Iruka hurriedly waved his hand: “If you feel guilty, uncle, you can give me your scroll so that we’ll be cleaned up.”

“Yeah” Orochimaru nodded, “What you said makes sense, but I have a better proposal.”

“Oh?” Iruka didn’t quite understand.

“Give me the lip balm, and I will spare your life” Orochimaru said coldly.

In an instant, Iruka’s expression was ugly. Although this lip balm is worthless, if you want to grab something from my Umino Hanmura, it’s too high to look at yourself.

Kage-level, we can’t beat it, can’t we escape?