The Legend of Immortal Yun
Chapter 485 Extreme Misery Garden
"Haha, actually this is a variation of the name of their chief chef, Dunan. The dishes he cooks are not something that ordinary people can eat, or even afford. Without a good Du Nan, he will not be able to eat at all. Maybe." Lei Xiang said in shock.
"Oh? Do you have to have a big belly to eat?" Li Yunqi asked.
"This is just a figurative way of saying it. Some of the dishes he cooks seem to be very delicate small plates, but you can never finish them, even when you become fat, so you have a big belly." Already…”
"This..." Li Yun was slightly stunned.
Unexpectedly, Chef Dunan's Taoist power has reached such an extent. It seems that Chef Du Nan has great potential.
Li Yun already has a strong interest in his heart...
"Huang Yimiao would go to Du Nan's place every once in a while to taste the dishes he cooked, and he would bring all kinds of precious and rare ingredients with him. His life was really nourishing..." Lei Xiang said enviously.
"Hearing what eldest brother said, you have aroused the greed in my stomach. It seems that I must study the art of cooking to avoid treating myself badly."
"Oh? Do you really want to study it?!" Lei Xiang said in slight shock.
"What's the harm in doing some research? Maybe we can even learn something about it!"
"Haha! I mean... If brother Yun really wants to study, then I really won't leave you. Big brother believes that if you decide to study, you will definitely be able to make the best dishes. I will have it then. What a blessing!”
"Haha, if you want to eat the food I cook, you have to search for me books on this subject, and you also need to search for ingredients, do it, and work as a helper..."
"No problem!" Lei Xiang said excitedly.
The two of them walked around on Chui Chui Le, but did not find the "Big Du Nan" restaurant. It seemed that they had not penetrated here yet.
So, he came to sit down in the large restaurant opened by Chui Chui Le himself.
Just as I ordered the food, I suddenly heard a laugh: "My nephew is here without even announcing it!"
Li Yun looked up and found that it was the person in charge, Feng Fu. He quickly smiled and said: "Senior is too busy, how dare I disturb you! This time, I just got excited and brought my eldest brother to play with me."
He thought about it, and it seemed that he had just shown the top card at the door. As a result, Feng Fu quickly learned this information. No wonder he came here.
"Oh? This is your eldest brother?" Feng Fu was startled and looked at Lei Xiang with a look of disbelief on his face.
Because he couldn't see through Lei Xiang's cultivation at all, there was no doubt that he was a powerful person.
"That's right. This is my eldest brother Lei Xiang." Li Yun introduced.
"Senior Lei's presence makes this place really shine!" Feng Fu immediately saluted.
"Haha, why are you so pedantic? Come sit down and eat together." Lei Xiang laughed.
"Yes...yes! The junior is the host today, the seniors can drink as much as they want, but they must have a great time!" Feng Fuji said respectfully.
"Okay! Have fun!"
Feng Fu immediately ordered the chef to prepare a table of sumptuous dishes, served Xingyun wine, and the three of them ate and drank.
Feng Fu was secretly shocked. He was a cunning and discerning man. He had long recognized that Lei Xiang was a thunder dragon. He never expected that such a powerful person would become brothers with Li Yun. This was really shocking!
I was secretly glad that I had made a decisive decision last time and formed a friendship with Li Yun, so that I had the opportunity to eat at the same table with such a powerful person.
"Senior Lei and Young Master Li have never had a good leisure time in our Zhuizhui Music. Why don't you let me accompany them this time?!" Feng Fu asked with a smile on his face.
"What fun things do you have here? You might as well tell me." Lei Xiang said.
"We have everything here, including music, chess, calligraphy and painting, tea, wine, poetry and flowers, singing, dancing, music and food..."
"Haha, how can these compare to my brother Yun's level? Just don't look at it."
"This...of course, of course! We also have large and small auctions and trade fairs here...there are countless exquisite products..."
"How can those so-called treasures compare to what I collected?"
"This... of course, of course! Then we also have Paradise here, which has all kinds of entertainment projects, such as the underwater world, mermaids, seaside bathing beach, naturist sunbathing area, blind massage, male and female escorts, Yihongyuan, Cuixiang Tower, Wine Pond and Meat Forest, Beautiful Buttocks Island, Xiangbo Garden, Whip Worship Platform, Breasts Pavilion..."
"Wow! Okay,
good! Then take us to see the paradise..." Lei Xiang was overjoyed and shouted loudly.
"No problem! Senior, please!"
Li Yun laughed secretly in his heart. He had already visited these projects. Their names were all named by Feng Fu's son Feng Kang. The actual content was so different from what he imagined. The thunderous mood will fall from the sky to the ground.
Without saying anything, he followed them around with a smile.
The three of them soon came to an island in the lake, with three pink words written on the entrance, "Beautiful Butt Island."
The island is lined with green trees and flowers everywhere, and looks extremely beautiful.
Lei Xiang walked in excitedly, looking around and observing carefully with his consciousness. After a while, he said suspiciously: "Feng Fu, why don't you see a beautiful butt here?"
"Beautiful butt? Senior is saying..." Feng Fu was startled.
"A beautiful butt is, of course, a beautiful looking butt!" Lei Xiang said loudly.
"Oh?! Senior, you misunderstood! Although this place is called Beautiful Butt Island, it does not mean that there are many beautiful butts on the island, but it means that the shape of this island looks like a beautiful woman's butt..."
"What?!" Lei Xiang was shocked when he heard this, and was speechless for a while.
Feng Fu smiled sarcastically and took the two of them to a mountain forest. On the stone at the door was written "Wine Pool and Meat Forest".
"Great! I'm a little thirsty!" When Lei Xiang saw it, his eyes lit up and he laughed.
"It turns out that senior is thirsty. Junior, there is spiritual spring water here, which can just quench your thirst." Feng Fu said.
"No! I just want to drink wine from the pool while admiring the meat forest. It will definitely be very enjoyable!" Lei Xiang said and walked in first.
"Senior..." Feng Fu was stunned upon hearing this and shouted quickly.
Seeing that Lei Xiang had already walked in, he had no choice but to take Li Yun in with him.
"What place is this?!" Lei Xiang asked in surprise as he looked at the scene in front of him.
"Hey, senior, you have misunderstood again! This is a place where pigs and cows are killed. Before killing, some wine is poured on them and flows into the blood pool below, so it is called the wine pool. As for the meat forest, it is above All this pork and beef is hanging..." Feng Fu explained awkwardly.
"You?!" Lei Xiang's eyes widened and he turned around and rushed out.
Feng Fu quickly followed.
"Feng Fu, don't tell me that there is no shampoo in the shampoo garden in front of you, right?" Lei Xiang said angrily.
"Senior, don't worry, there will naturally be shampoo in the shampoo garden."
"Okay! Then I can take a good smell." Lei Xiang finally smiled.
Li Yun was already smiling in his heart and followed the two of them inside.
"Feng Fu, where is the shampoo?!" Lei Xiang looked at the scene in front of him and roared.
"Senior...Senior...this is a hairdressing place. Don't you want to come here to fix your hair? Don't worry, I will definitely let the most professional hairdressing ladies come to serve you! They are very professional and provide first-class service, guaranteeing your Your hair must smell great!”
"Feng Fu! How dare you lie to me?!" Lei Xiang was furious, grabbing Feng Fu's robe and trying to slap him in the face.
"Senior...Senior, please spare your life! How dare I lie to you?" Feng Fu said in shock.
"Then where do you think the shampoo is?"
"Shampoo? Could it be that senior is referring to breast enlargement..." Feng Fu was stunned and had some understanding.
"That's right, waves are breasts, and shampoo is naturally breast enlargement...could it be in the Breast Enlargement Pavilion?"
"That's...yes, of course there are breasts in the Breast Pavilion!" Feng Fu shouted loudly.
"Okay! If you let me down again this time, you won't let me down easily!"
"Senior, don't worry, our Chui Chui Le's big breasts are of course delicious... I eat them every day..."
"Really? It seems like you are living a fairy-like life here." Lei Xiang said with great envy.
Quickly following Feng Fu to the Breast Pavilion, a charming fragrance burst into their noses, and several people were refreshed.
Entering the pavilion, Lei Xiang was stunned and shouted: "Where are the big breasts?!"
"Senior, look, we monks are milking the cows and sheep. The breasts here are all squeezed and sold on the spot. They are fresh, delicious, and rich in spiritual energy..."
As Feng Fu spoke, he looked at Lei Xiang's face and suddenly felt something bad, and his heart started to jump.
"Feng Fu! You kid, this is how you do business?!" Lei Xiang scolded angrily.
He was caught in one fell swoop, skinned into a naked pig in three strokes, and whipped with a spiritual whip.
"Senior, spare your life, spare your life! Mr. Li! Mr. Li!" Feng Fu shouted in fright.
"Brother, calm down! The name here was not given by Senior Feng. He doesn't care about the affairs of Paradise!"
Li Yun said, waving his hand and putting the robe on Feng Fu.
"Humph! Where is this paradise?! It's simply a paradise of misery!!!" Lei Xiang snorted angrily and put down Feng Fu.
Feng Fu quickly put on his robe and said with an apologetic smile: "Senior, please calm down. This junior really doesn't care about the affairs of this Bliss... Miserable Garden. These names were all given by the junior's son Feng Kang. They seem to be very different from the facts, which made the senior unhappy. It really deserves a beating, it deserves a beating!”
"Let me ask you, what's going on at the whipping platform?" Lei Xiang asked loudly.
"The whip-worshiping platform... was the last time Mr. Li discovered the ghost-expelling whip sent by Guidaozi. Many people had never seen it, so my son sent people to build a high platform and put it on it for people to watch. Watch…”
"Where's the massage for the blind?"
"There are some deep-sea monsters who are born invisible. After training, they can also massage and loosen bones for humans..."
"What is a male escort and a female escort?!"
"The shopping guides we train have relatively low qualifications. They are all in their late teens and early twenties before they have even reached the foundation level. They are very attractive and can't find a job to do. But they are still capable of being a shopping guide. They are better at observing words and expressions and have a serious attitude..."
"Where are Yihongyuan and Cuixiang Building?!!!"
"This... Yihong and Cuixiang are two famous and beautiful fairies in the spiritual world. They are loved by many monks. Therefore, we renovated two small buildings based on the appearance of their boudoirs for people to visit..."
"you?!!!"
Lei Xiang yelled, his breath stuck in his throat, his face turned livid from holding back, and he couldn't ask any more questions.
…
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