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After a few people settled down, Cao Shulin was very angry: Is this cooperation? Is this a tacit understanding? Are you two talking about cross talk? Mr. Hou, let us demonstrate to the children what cross talk is. !

The audience applauded, Hou Jian cupped his hands, and the two stood in the middle and began to talk.

But after a few words, it was also because of the size of the tone that Cao Shulin and Hou Jian also started fighting!

The two old guys, with old arms and old legs, fought harder than Yang An and Cao Xiaobao just now!

That exaggerated action, the two hugged each other and hit the bottom of the table, almost knocking over the table, and if they hit again, they would definitely hug into a ball, roll on the ground, press down on the ground and beat them!

Yang An and Cao Xiaobao hurried up to try to persuade them to fight, but is this really persuaded to fight?

Of course Yang An is helping his master Cao Shulin, what about Cao Xiaobao? Cao Xiaobao also helped his father, pulling sideways!

The audience burst out laughing, watching Hou Jian being pulled by Yang An and Cao Xiaobao by one arm, and then Cao Shulin played to his heart's content, jumping up, slapping his face, hitting his head, pushing his chest, and kicking down... It's a pity Did not kick!

Lin Yunshe laughed for half a minute before stopping. Fans of cross talk who knew Wu Xuntu couldn't help laughing when they saw this innovation.

Audiences who have never seen Wu Xuntu before, seeing such a lively fight on the stage, which is still stretched to such an extent, also feel fresh and interesting, and the muscles on their faces hurt from laughing.

The stage finally parted, and Hou Jian looked angry: Hey, why did you two drag me just now? Cao Xiaobao, I'm your master!

Cao Xiaobao explained: But he is my father?

Hou Jian became angry when he heard this, and he rolled up his sleeves and wanted to beat someone up again: With the master, there is no father Jingui, right? Are you pulling me on purpose so that your father can beat me?

The audience laughed, so you are still a sensible person!

Seeing Hou Jian's fist, Cao Xiaobao was terrified, and quickly backed away.

Yang An hurriedly protected Cao Xiaobao, and the two walked to the side of the table where they were holding each other and stood, Cao Shulin was standing at the teasing position, Hou Jian was pulled by Cao Shulin, and stood at the far left of the stage.

Unknowingly, the four of them became the most classic standard positions of Wu Xun disciples. Anyone who understands can tell at a glance who they are targeting today, not others, but Hou Jian!

Cao Shulin pointed at Cao Xiaobao and shouted loudly: Cao Xiaobao, do you know that in the past you were deceiving your master and destroying your ancestors? How could you not help your master? And Yang An, I am very disappointed in you too! Do you think you You are very good when you are on Happy Comedian, isn't it? You are also the one who calls me a master. Today I will train my apprentices in front of 300 audiences. I want to give Hou Teacher revenge!

The audience's eyes are sharp, applause and cheers are sent out, this Wu Xun disciple is a bit interesting today, this is to beat Hou Jian! Hit it, hit it, hit it! Come up with something new!

Cao Xiaobao was the first one to be scolded. I care about his son as a matter of course. Cao Shulin held a folding fan and pointed at the table: Cao Xiaobao! Put your head here, come on, hurry up, put your head here, I will beat you today. !

Of course Cao Xiaobao was not happy, he yelled: Where should I put it? Where should I put it? Why should I be beaten?

Seeing that he couldn't control it anymore, Cao Shulin started to roll up his sleeves and wanted to make a move, shouting: Don't anyone stop me!

Cao Shulin's left hand grabbed Cao Xiaobao's chest, and Hou Jian still grabbed Cao Shulin's right arm. When the two sides argued, Cao Shulin raised his arm and slammed it out, shouting, Fuck you!

With a bang, Cao Shulin overturned Hou Jian, Hou Jian couldn't stand still, fell on his back, and rolled five steps away!

Cao Shulin shouted, Are you going to change it?

Cao Xiaobao immediately replied: Change!

Cao Shulin put down his folding fan and laughed: Hey, if you know your mistakes, you should correct them. This is a good boy!

The audience looked at the contrast of this scene,

On the stage, the father and son, the master and apprentice, enjoyed themselves happily. The poor Hou Jian was overturned to the ground, and the audience laughed so hard that tears almost fell down, ouching and yelling.

Hou Jian stood up with his waist supported, and approached tremblingly. Cao Shulin turned his head and asked curiously: Yo? Teacher Hou, what's the matter with you?

What's the matter? It was overthrown by you Cao Shulin, you still don't know? Cao Shulin's appearance of pretending to be stupid, don't mention how funny it is!

Hou Jian was also depressed, and asked, Are you caring about him?

Cao Shulin asked suspiciously, Really? What's the matter?

Cao Xiaobao was still excited, pointing at Hou Jian and said arrogantly: My father hit me, why are you lying down?

How did you speak?

How are you talking?

No matter big or small, do you know the rules?

What Cao Xiaobao said made everyone angry, and Hou Jian couldn't help but stepped forward to beat the child again. Cao Shulin said angrily, Why did you talk to your master? How dare you talk back? How dare you choke on your master? choke?

Yang An quickly stopped Cao Shulin and said, I think Xiaobao is right!

Cao Shulin yelled angrily: Yang An, you are also booing, don't you? You think I dare not beat you, don't you? Today I will train you together!

The three of them pulled together again, Hou Jian followed suit, and joined the battle group. Cao Shulin shouted loudly, bursting out with infinite force, and knocked Hou Jian to the ground again with one arm, and grabbed Yang An's clothes by the way and asked: Do you want to change it?

Yang An immediately replied: Change!

Cao Shulin put down his folding fan and laughed: Hey, if you know your mistakes, you should correct them. This is a good boy!

Poor Mr. Hou, this time I fell harder than before. I rolled several times on the ground, and it took me a long time to get up. I guess my old arms and legs are about to break!

Cao Shulin chuckled: Teacher Hou, look, I avenged you, and the children are willing to change. Are you feeling very happy right now?

Hou Jian said: Is this revenge for me? I have been beaten twice! Who is happy?

When Cao Shulin heard this, he raised his tone again, rolled up his sleeves and waved his folding fan: I can't finish talking to you two today!

With a slap, Cao Shulin knocked on the table, then turned his head to look at Hou Jian.

Swish!

Hou Jianfei retreated like flying, striding forward like flying, and took a few steps back three meters away, not daring to get close to Cao Shulin's side, with both hands in a defensive posture, this is really frightening!

The audience burst out laughing, this martial arts apprentice is so funny, Mr. Hou was so scared that he beat him like this, so he watched the three master and apprentice, father and son, move in unison, approaching in unison, chasing Hou Jian on the stage, Hou Jiandong is hiding in Tibet, and the few people are like playing an eagle to catch chickens. The scene is super joyful!

Call~

Three hundred spectators booed, it was too much to laugh.

After chasing around, the four of them returned to the standard position of Wu Xuntu.

Cao Shulin shouted: If you don't care about the child, you won't be able to manage it anymore! If you don't put on the roof tiles for three days, there are so many people watching today. If you don't discipline the two of you well, you will destroy the signboard of Lin Yunshe! Come on!

There was a loud shout for someone to come, and a dozen or so people rushed out from the backstage, even the cook came on stage, including the girl who announced the scene. It really brought all the people of Lin Yun Club to the stage. Where is Li Yue? Li Yue is such a big fat man, he is so conspicuous wherever he is placed, so dazzling, of course he is also in the crowd!

This group of people all stood behind Hou Jianjian, Yang An and Cao Xiaobao took a few steps back in fright, and looked at each other in blank dismay, this is really a big game!

Cao Shulin shouted: Children must be taken care of, and small trees must be chopped down! You want to go to heaven! Do it!

Hou Jian also booed, pointing at Yang An and Cao Xiaobao: Beat them!

A group of people came up, surrounded Hou Jian, pressed him to the ground and started beating him.

Cao Shulin waved his hands, his voice softened a lot: Come on, come on, do you know that I am good for you? The Chinese nation pays most attention to respecting teachers and respecting morality. This is a traditional virtue that we must promote!

Yang An and Cao Xiaobao bowed again and again, thanking the master for his teaching.

Ha ha ha ha……

The audience is really powerless this time, there is no way!

It's too noisy on stage!

Cao Shulin, Yang An, Cao Xiaobao, do you want to be so cheap!

While beating Mr. Hou, talking about benevolence, righteousness and morality, respecting the teacher, the contrast is too big, too big, too big...

After the beating, the dozen or so people dispersed in a rush, only to see that Hou Jian's coat was torn, and he was wearing a white lined undershirt. The clothes were torn into rags, and there were blood marks on his face from nail scratches!

Cao Shulin looked down, pointed at Hou Jian and said in surprise, Hey, Mr. Hou, you're missing something!

Hou Jian gasped, waved his hand and said, Who missed it? Who are you with? Are you helping me?

Cao Shulin pretended to be stupid and acted dumbfounded: Oh, you look so beautiful!

Hou Jian waved his hand: What's so beautiful? What will I say when I go back with my outfit?

Cao Shulin said: Simple! Let's just say that he was peeping at someone's fifth watch, and was discovered by Zhang Sheng, who chased him and beat him to pieces!

Hou Jian pointed at the three people and had nothing to say, shook his head and sighed.

Suddenly, Cao Shulin slammed the folding fan on the table again, rolled up his sleeves and shouted loudly: No! I want to fight for Teacher Hou! I will teach you a good lesson today! Come, Teacher Hou, come here...

Hou Jian was terrified, he didn't dare to argue, and immediately ran to the backstage, Cao Shulin and the three chased after him until they couldn't get out of the backstage.

The applause continued and couldn't stop for a long time. The audience really laughed this time.

For twenty minutes, there was a burden almost every few words. The group cross talk performance of the four people was very good, with a great sense of rhythm, and as a master of field control, Cao Shulin knew what to say, where to miss, and where to speak. What should be praised, what should be waited for, he also made every actor move in different ways, and finally made this comedy dish!

The senior sister who announced the curtain continued to come on stage, and Hou Jian had to put on his coat again at this time, and continue to talk about cross talk with Cao Shulin.

There was nothing else going on between Yang An and Cao Xiaobao, the two chatted in the background, exchanging experiences on cross talk.

As for the fifth watch?

Anyway, the burden was left to Cao Shulin, so what's the matter with Yang An?

But Cao Xiaobao didn't think so. When he heard the audience in the front hall singing and making trouble for the fifth watch, and his father pretended to be deaf and dumb, trying to get away with it, Cao Xiaobao's heart was itchy: Brother Yang, this is the fifth watch. What's going on?

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