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[Latest broadcast] Tomorrow is 515, the anniversary of the starting point, and the day with the most benefits. In addition to the gift bags and school bags, this time 515 Red Packet Flip must be watched, there is no reason not to grab the red envelopes, set the alarm clock~

Everyone on the stage was tired from laughing, but the performance wasn't over yet, and the burden wasn't over yet.

Yang An said: Believe it or not, in addition to the current Hollywood blockbusters, those world-class classic love action movies can still be dubbed into Yuyu, and they are still good-looking!

Li Yue hurriedly stopped him and stopped him from continuing: Wait a minute! A romance movie is a romance movie, an action movie is an action movie, these two words cannot be said together, these are two different types of movies, you know ?”

call ~

The audience booed and chuckled quietly.

Yang An was not convinced: Two different types of movies can also be mixed! For example, war inspirational movies, sci-fi horror movies, and police comedy movies, aren't they all a mixture! Let me ask you, movies about heroes saving the beauty, there is love, With action, is this called a love action movie?

Li Yue was embarrassed: Oh, the hero saves the beauty, there is a martial arts action scene, and by the way, we are talking about love, is this what you are talking about?

Yang An said: Of course! The Titanic is like this. There are life and death pursuits, action scenes of being trapped in the ship's bottom warehouse, thrilling escapes of the hero and heroine, and beautiful and touching love. This is a standard movie. A romantic action movie with a plot, right?

Yes~~~

The applause sounded, and the audience burst out laughing, booing and shouting!

Destroy the three views!

Why did the words change completely when they came out of Yang An's mouth?

Titanic is a standard love action movie with a plot, and some weird scenes popped up in the minds of many viewers... My God, the picture is so beautiful, I dare not think about it at all!

Seeing that Yang An just destroyed Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger's The Expendables series, and now he is destroying the Titanic again, many viewers felt that Yang An led them into a pit, and they couldn't laugh or cry. It seems that as long as it is Those who have been praised by Yang An, whether they are people or things, will definitely not end well in the future!

Li Yue stopped him: What are you right? Titanic, you dubbed it Henan language? There are thousands of foreigners on the ship, all in Henan language? This village has gone out for a trip, right?

Yang An said: It's true, it's so beautiful, it moved the audience to tears!

The audience booed: Come one!

Yang An was still not happy, and said to the audience: Not enthusiastic!

The audience cheered now, and the applause became more enthusiastic: Come one!

Li Yue said: Then how about you imitate one of the parts for us in Henan dialect?

Yang An said: Okay! I'll imitate a broken boat for everyone!

Li Yue stopped him: Wait a minute, the boat broke? The boat stood up, broke in two and sank? How can there be Henan dialect in it?

Yang An argued: Of course! Putonghua is like this, once the boat is broken, click! It's broken!

Li Yue asked curiously, What about Henan dialect?

Yang An made the movement of breaking in two: Crack!

Ha ha ha ha!

The audience laughed like crazy, so did everyone in the lounge, slapping their thighs, laughing so hard that they collapsed on the sofa and couldn't get up.

All the Ka (ka) Cha (cha) spoken by Yang An are the second sound, this Henan dialect is really... powerless to complain!

Li Yue also couldn't laugh or cry: Oh, it's the first time I heard that this sound effect also has a dialect!

Yang An got excited, and said again: Crack~~ I'll kill you bastard~~

Ha ha ha ha!

This guy is hilarious!

Next, Yang An took the Yu language version of Titanic and played it to his heart's content. For example, when Ruth spat there, the Mandarin word was bah, and the Yu language meant compensation.

When Jack and Ruth met, they also spoke in Yu language, saying Ni'er, what are you doing? You Nier, you look so good, which amused the audience again.

Ruth wants to jump off the boat, but Jack doesn't allow her to jump. The conversations between the two are all changed in Henan dialect. The atmosphere of life can be seen at a glance, but it has a funny halo!

In the end, the two still played the most classic scene. The two were lying on the wooden plank, Yang An was lying on the table, and Li Yue and the five hundred audience members were soaking in the icy sea water!

The classic music played, and the two of them were trembling, but they didn't join the show. They NGed many times. Either Yang An was trembling and couldn't continue, or Li Yue was in the play. He wanted to make tea, rub his back, etc. Every time he NG , the audience laughed once.

The last official performance of life and death parting, the two were trembling on the stage, and one person stood up in the family area of ​​the audience, bent over and walked to the side, just passing by the front of the stage.

Yang An's trembling face changed: This man has a boat and swims very fast...

Li Yue was also quick-witted, and hung up now: Don't go, take us with you!

The audience laughed. This kind of show is what they like to watch most, and the interaction with the audience is always the most popular part.

The two lay on the table trembling for a long time, facing the lines, and just said a few words, the man came back again.

Li Yue tremblingly said: Swim back again...

Yang An was trembling, looking at the audience, he stammered and asked, Are you... the monkey invited... to save the soldiers?

Ha ha ha ha……

The audience laughed loudly. This Yang An always likes to make jokes about Journey to the West. Who is he imitating this time? Yes, Nezha said this, he was asking Guanyin!

After the performance of Henan Style's Titanic, the audience all stood up and gave Yang An and Li Yue their applause.

Without changing their coats, the two walked out from the backstage, waving high-fives to fans along the way.

Yang An said: Here, I would like to thank the cross talk actor Gu Jian of Lin Yun Society first. Come to Gu Jian, come up and have a face-to-face with everyone!

A young man stood up in the family area, Gu Jian from Lin Yun Society, Cao Shulin's apprentice, Cao Xiaobao didn't come this time, and he was the one who carried the suitcase and luggage for Li Yue.

Gu Wan didn't have stage fright, he clasped his fists in respect to the surroundings, and asked in Henan dialect, Did Yang Anzhong hit?

The audience laughed and shouted in unison: Middle!

Yang An introduced with a smile: Gu Wan is an authentic Henan native. He taught us the dialects in the book just now. If you want to hear this Henan Style in the future, you can go to Lin Yun She listens to ancient cross talk! Thank you everyone!

The three bowed again to the audience and exited together amid applause.

The door of the rest area opened, and Li Yue walked in. He was greeted with warm applause and cheers.

Kill you son of a bitch~

Ma Xin fired with a machine gun, causing everyone to laugh. Li Yue was taken aback for a moment, then started to grope around himself, imitating Yang An and shouting: Oh, I was shot, mother, it hurts so much~

The rest area burst out laughing, who has seen Li Yue do this before?

Sometimes Yang An is funny and exaggerated on stage, but in real life, he is at most a humorous person, and his behavior is normal.

But if someone like Li Yue, who looks normal on stage, suddenly turns into a funny person after entering the real life off stage, it will definitely bring everyone endless surprises!

After Li Yue sat down, a group of people brought melon seeds with fruit plates and pure water, and they all came to show their hospitality.

Xiao Dongbei praised: Mr. Li, what you said is really good, we laughed so hard in the break room!

Li Yue waved his hand: This is not a normal performance, before Yang Anlin comes on stage... Hey!

Li Yue swallowed the rest of the words, and Li Yue didn't say anything.

This is strange, everyone was very curious, what did Yang Anlin do before he came on stage? It actually made Li Yue look helpless.

Could it be that Yang An temporarily changed the theme? It's not like, the two of them spoke so fluently, it's impossible to change it temporarily.

Or is it that Yang An didn't act according to the script and hung up a lot of content temporarily? It's not like that either!

what would that be

Li Yue's half-sentence hooked everyone's appetite, but unfortunately we are competitors, and we can't get to the bottom of it, and Li Yue can't tell the truth.

Jin Dabao changed the subject and asked, Mr. Li, did Yang An really learn the dialect for three days after going back last week?

Li Yue said: It's nothing, he didn't go to Lin Yun Club.

Everyone was surprised: Huh? Isn't that guy called Gu Wan the creator?

Li Yue explained: He is one of the creators, but this issue of Henan Style was written by Yang An a month ago, and we arranged it at that time. Don't tell me that every episode of your program Is it made up now?

Everyone looked at me and I looked at you, and they all laughed tacitly.

Since receiving the notice from the program team, everyone has made preparations in advance. The preparation work has been nearly a month, just to leave enough time for everyone to think about the script.

No team can write a notebook, rehearse, revise, and finalize it in a week. Comedy works are very particular about inspiration, just like the pressure in cross talk. Every performance is meticulously crafted and of high quality. will get higher and higher.

Li Yue snorted: Everyone is the same! Ma Xin, let me ask you, how many programs have you prepared in advance?

Ma Xin said awkwardly: Three or four...Brother Bei, you must have prepared twelve episodes!

Xiao Dongbei laughed and waved his hands quickly: Don't spread rumors! Who said we are preparing for the 12th episode? I think you laughing brothers have even thought about the show for the finals!

Bai Yutang argued: Absolutely not! We just wanted to survive two rounds before being eliminated, so we prepared four. We usually still have the main drama of Jianghu Jokes to prepare. How come there are so many programs!

Jin Dabao grabbed a few melon seeds and threw them over, hehe smiled: I dare say, you kid will dare to bring the book of the main drama here and replace it at any time!

As if being told off their minds, all the laughing brothers laughed, tacitly.

When other people heard this, they all thought to themselves, should they also think of a way to survive on the stage of Happy Comedian for a few more weeks, and take out some things they have performed before and change them.

The Kungfu team is the most painful. They are hard-core martial arts performers, the script is easy to write, and the rehearsal is the most important thing. A new scene a week needs to be rehearsed. They are the most stressed now. Don’t think that they can handle things easily with a large number of people.

Zhou Jinci was also in pain. Today's performance was very good, but who did not perform well among the other players? On the one hand, he was worried about grades, and on the other hand, he was worried about future works, and he was so entangled that he could hardly breathe!

Lin Yunshe, who was fighting to the death, had already finished playing the cards and was waiting to see the result.

After Yang An introduced Baoling's team, the skit began. Baoling's team, who were also fighting to the death, were working hard, using their best performances to conquer the audience and win votes.

The second issue of Happy Comedian has a cruel competition system, and one person must be eliminated.

It was the tense moment of announcing the results again. After the audience left, the six groups of contestants looked at the empty studio and sat on the sofa on the stage!

Cai Xiaofei hugged his head and wailed: I hate this link!

Everyone echoed in their hearts, anxiously watching Yang An, who was holding a reminder card and smiling, walked over.

Yang An smiled and said, The results will be announced below!

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