The King of Variety Entertainment

Yang An stepped back quickly and said, I'm warning you, don't come here... Hey, hey! Help, help!

A group of people in black rushed over from the backstage. It was the rest of the Laughter Brothers who suddenly blocked the back, grabbed Yang An, and forcibly pulled him to the center of the stage.

The audience laughed and applauded, and the entertainers in the waiting room also laughed and applauded. Everyone guessed that this was the most popular part of Jianghu Jokes - against Yang An!

Yang An couldn't struggle, so he could only protect his hair and shouted loudly: Hairstyle, don't scratch my head, pay attention to my hairstyle! And clothes, this is Ah Nima's dress, 10,000 yuan One set, be careful not to tear it apart!

Bai Yutang grabbed the trademark of Yang An's suit and took a look, and said angrily, You are the one who beat me up! We are the ones in this suit, and you are clearly wearing Armani! Hey, you haven't been paid last month. You can still afford Armani, guys, what?

Ma Xin raised his foot and wanted to kick him: Beat him! Tell you to drink tofu and put sugar in it!

Yang An shouted: I kicked the wrong kick, I'm a salty party!

Cai Xiaofei became even angrier, and kicked it with a big foot: Tell you to drink tofu and put salt in it!

Yang An: I... I drink two bowls at a time, one sweet and one salty!

Bai Yutang added the last kick: Tell you to drink bean curd!

Yang An almost fainted!

The audience laughed and yelled, Oh, oh, oh, oh, boss Yang, he's not human anyway, he's pretending to be like this, he can't blame his subordinates for punishing him!

After the commotion, Yang An was restrained, his hands were tied, and several men in black grabbed him and couldn't move.

Cai Xiaofei walked over with a butcher's cleaver, and Bai Yutang shouted loudly: The offstage prisoner, do you know your mistake?

Yang An nodded quickly: I was wrong, I was really wrong... But brother, that's not how you acted during the rehearsal!

The audience burst into laughter! Everyone can guess that the interaction with the host or the audience on the stage must have been rehearsed. Who knew that Yang An would be made like this by his brother team. This kind of true performance is so funny!

Bai Yutang yelled loudly: It's rare to catch you once, and it's comfortable for an extra two minutes! Let me ask you, was your salary paid last month?

Yang An nodded again and again: Fat, send!

Still not satisfied, Bai Yutang took out a stack of train tickets from his right pocket: Will the train tickets for the competition be reimbursed?

Yang An smiled wryly: Report, report, report!

Bai Yutang took out another stack of catering receipts from his left pocket: Two thousand for meals!

Yang An said: Report, report, report!

Bai Yutang took out another stack: Four thousand for the big health care!

Yang An said: Report, report, report! Wait a minute! Big health care?

The audience roared with laughter, Bai Yutang looked embarrassed, and suddenly raised the volume: The big health care won't be reimbursed, you are stingy! Brothers, let's settle the old and new grudges together! The recording of the mirror room has started, executioners, let's practice!

The mirror room begins, the execution ground scene, the executioner Ma Xin wants to behead Bai Yutang, and the executioner Cai Xiaofei wants to behead Yang An.

Comparing with habit, Ma Xin chopped a thin carrot with a small toy dagger, and chopped it off with difficulty.

And Cai Xiaofei picked up the butcher's knife, easily chopped the arm-thick white radish into two pieces, and then laughed at Yang An.

The audience exclaimed, this is no joke, Cai Xiaofei is holding a real knife, extremely sharp!

Yang An also noticed it, he kept struggling and shouted for help, but the man in black held him tightly, and he couldn't break free.

Bai Yutang laughed loudly: Execution!

Yang An struggled desperately and fell down next to the sofa. The man in black rushed forward to hold him down, and Cai Xiaofei also squatted down. There was chaos on the field.

Suddenly, with a scream, Cai Xiaofei, a big fat man, stood up quickly to dodge, the butcher's knife in his hand was gone,

He pointed to Yang An who was no longer struggling on the ground, and whispered to Bai Yutang, Director Yang, it's broken, I really cut it off...

Everyone was startled, and the man in black was also terrified. They all dispersed and retreated to the background.

Yang An was lying on the sofa, not knowing whether he was alive or dead. Bai Yutang and Ma Xin gathered around to have a look, and hurriedly pulled Cai Xiaofei aside, saying: If you don't do anything, if you have already killed him, Jianghu Talk will be the three of us in the future. Man is the boss!

That's right! This stingy boss won't even be reimbursed for the big health care, so he deserves it!

That's it, let's go, go back and divide the spoils!

Beat the local tyrants, divide the fields, divide the women, hahahaha, let's go!

Cheerful music sounded, all the Laughter Brothers left the stage, and the audience gave warm applause.

But as soon as the curtain fell halfway, Yang An stood up tremblingly, and a butcher's knife was slashed on his face like this. The blade went from between the eyebrows, along the bridge of the nose, along the Renzhong acupoint, and continued to the chin. .

Yang An held the prop chopping knife in his mouth, made a weak appearance of being severely injured, stood up on the sofa, pointed in the direction of the backstage, and shouted indistinctly: Come back... you group of heartless people ……return……

The audience laughed loudly and sent the warmest applause and cheers to the Laughter Brothers. The curtain fell and the first team's performance ended!

Soon, the laughing brothers came out from the side of the stage, bent over one by one, and gave high-fives to the audience on both sides of the aisle.

Yang An held the prop machete in his hand, in front of all the audience, biting a small pole on the blade with his mouth, and showed the details to the camera. The miserable appearance of the chopped face made everyone laugh.

Dangerous actions, children must not imitate!

Yang An joked, and introduced: Laughter Brothers is a comedy team led by me. Ma Xin, Cai Xiaofei, and Bai Yutang are all excellent young comedians! In the past, when we did shows, we encountered many difficulties at the beginning. But the Laughter Brothers never feared, overcame difficulties and faced difficulties, and this is how they achieved today’s little achievement. Come on, let’s all bow to the audience and thank you for your unwavering support!”

The audience gave applause to the people who bowed, and Yang An let them leave the stage without much introduction. This was mainly to avoid the suspicion of canvassing votes.

Yang Andao: Look, I said that today is my personal variety show, but you don't believe me. Now I feel a little exhausted and need to rest, so, next, I will call another team to replace me. , They are my favorite comedians, and I want to say to them, don’t leave after school, we love laughing brothers and want to socialize with you! Applause, please!”

The audience laughed and guessed it was the Baoling Art Troupe, because the Laughter Brothers were all bachelors, and the Baoling Art Troupe were all women. Everyone was in the comedy industry, and Yang An actually acted as a matchmaker!

Baoling!

It has to be Baoling! I just said, there's no way comedians don't invite them!

These two women can hold up the whole sky!

The entertainers who hadn't played during the break watched the TV, and they all shouted swearing.

Sure enough, the curtain opened. Tang Baoer was wearing an OL suit, with exquisite makeup, long hair with shawls, black-rimmed glasses, black stockings, and high-heeled shoes. A model of a woman, the audience cheered.

Baoling is best at visually shocking the audience. This skit is called My Struggle. Tang Baoer is the chief designer of a jewelry company. The rural girl Zhen Ling is a college student who came to apply for the job. Zhen Ling finally relied on her own hard work to break through many obstacles. , and finally won everyone's approval and proved himself.

Zhen Ling took the necklace she designed and handed it to Tang Baoer. Tang Baoer took out the necklace she designed and told Zhen Ling what a boutique is.

The two women were not convinced by each other, and each wore their own necklaces. Colleagues also talked a lot, and they were divided into two factions.

Tang Baoer stopped the others from talking, pointed in Yang An's direction, smiled charmingly at the audience, and asked, Shouldn't men judge whether a woman is beautiful or not?

Yes! The audience laughed and booed, echoing in unison.

Yang An pointed at himself, with a look of surprise on his face, and asked awkwardly amidst the laughter: It's me again?

The audience laughed, and someone booed and shouted: Brother Yang, come on!

Pick one you like!

Sister Zhen Ling is your true love!

Tang Bao'er smiled sweetly, and proudly blew a kiss to Yang An, then hooked her fingers, and Yang An walked onto the stage involuntarily.

call...

The audience booed again, Tang Baoer came up to him on catwalks, reached out and played with Yang An's bow tie on purpose, then circled around him again, puffed up his chest, showed the necklace on his neck, and asked like an orchid: do you like me?

Yang An hurriedly closed his eyes, raised his hand like a monk chanting sutras, and said with a wry smile, Look is emptiness, and look is emptiness... Female benefactor, please let the poor monk go west...

The audience laughed, Tang Baoer snorted arrogantly, turned her head and left.

I saw that Zhen Ling also wanted to learn how to walk on a catwalk. She walked like a Garfield cat. Amidst the laughter of the audience, Yang An was so scared that she took two steps back: What do you want to do?

Zhen Ling grabbed Yang An's arm and embraced him forcefully, holding the necklace on her chest with her other hand, and smiled charmingly: Am I beautiful?

Yang An turned around: Staff, bring a basin over here, I want to vomit... Alas, don't pinch me, don't pinch me, as long as you promise to persuade others to have a friendship with our laughing brothers at night, I will admit you beautiful……

The audience was laughing like crazy, Zhen Ling returned triumphantly, and after getting Yang An's approval, she finally became the company's jewelry designer!

The performance of Baoling's team ended, and all the performers stood in a row to thank the audience.

Yang An applauded: Thanks to Baoling's team for their wonderful performance. You helped me choose a ten-minute show. I am very grateful.

Tang Baoer pursed her lips and said with a smile, As long as we don't steal your limelight.

Yang An said: Of course not. Let me ask, most of Baoling's members are girls, right?

Tang Bao'er said: Actually, there are also two men, one is the driver and the other is the porter. The two of them occasionally play supporting roles.

Yang An asked again: Are you still recruiting men?

Zhen Ling laughed loudly, patted Yang An's arm and said, You must be as handsome as you!

Yang An clapped his hands and was overjoyed: All the laughing brothers are much more handsome than me, so it's settled, you go down and take a rest, and we will hang out after the recording of the show!

The audience gave Bao Ling's team applause, and Zhen Ling did not forget to play tricks on the audience seats and solicit votes by the way.

Just five minutes ago, when Baoling's team interacted with Yang An, Xiao Dongbei, Jin Dabao and others were already waiting in the backstage preparation area. They looked at each other after seeing the TV screen, and their hearts sank.

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