The King of Variety Entertainment

On stage, Shen Hui worked hard today.

He tremblingly walked to the front of the bar, propped his hands back on the bar table, and finally stabilized himself.

He made up his mind that when the dance music started, he would dance as soon as he could, and if he couldn't dance, he would put his hands on the bar, move his feet and forget about it.

There was only music playing in the studio, a cheerful prelude to the song, and the rhythm of the drums was very good. Shen Hui felt the art, faced the camera, nodded along with it, and looked intoxicated, his body swayed gently with the music.

Suddenly, a cute little girl sang.

Yo Yo check it out!

A set of pancakes and fruits!

One dollar for an egg,

I like crispy noodles.

Chilli fermented bean curd with shallots,

Iron plate shovel small wooden brush.

...

Shen Hui's eyes widened, and the intoxicated expression on his face froze, as if he had seen a ghost, he almost collapsed!

What the hell! Is this the DJ song he picked? There is also a set of pancakes and fruits, but...but...this RAP rhythm makes people want to stop!

Puff puff puff...

Ha ha ha ha!

The audience burst into laughter, is this really a bar DJ song? It's really a bit like, isn't Yaoyao Check-it-out the transliteration of English Yo-Yo-Check-it-out? This very rhythmic drum sound resonated with the body and swayed involuntarily. The audience laughed and applauded, bursting into cheers.

Shen Hui on the stage was dumbfounded. He didn't know whether he should dance to the dance music. Before he could react, the cute girl's voice came again: Aribadi,

Hey enough,

Take a set with me,

Move, beat, move, beat,

I said pancakes you said you want,

pancakes,

want,

pancakes,

want,

medicine,

Chuck Nao,

Gold smells delicious.

Plop!

Shen Hui himself couldn't help laughing, his hands went limp, he fell to the ground, slid to the bottom of the slope with a squeak, and hit the buffer wall, lying on the ground unable to get up from laughing.

Ha ha ha ha!

The audience burst out laughing, this scene is everyone's favorite, no matter how famous you are, no matter how handsome you are, no matter how good your figure is, so what, you will still fall into the mud, you are no different from us ordinary people!

When the one-minute song was played, the studio was full of laughter.

This program can’t be recorded anymore, the camera crew can’t record, the cameraman’s hands are trembling with laughter, many shots are blurred, all the staff present are laughing, even the director himself almost fell off the high stool from laughing , Duan Haishan couldn't stop laughing in the monitoring room, he couldn't record anything!

Not to mention the audience, at least half of them lost their breath from laughter and kept coughing. The vast majority of them had their chests heaving up and down rapidly, giggling, wiping their tears from laughing from time to time, holding Belly rubbing.

The artist's performance was also unbearable. Shen Hui didn't care about his image at all, lying on the floor and laughing non-stop. Liu Susu's makeup disappeared after she finished talking. The makeup artist who followed her couldn't touch up her makeup, because the makeup artist also The first time I saw the recording of the program, I laughed so hard that I kept shaking my hands holding the eyebrow pencil and powder puff, and almost powdered Liu Susu's hair.

The only one who remained calm in this studio was Yang An.

Yang An was originally going to play, but seeing this posture, he was of course very happy.

But then he was worried again, how to record it next, the artist laughed at every turn, and the audience also booed. The program team only had three high-definition cameras and a few portable DVs for shooting the artists. What a good material collection, I guess It's all wasted.

Recording paused! The on-site director stabilized the audience's mood, and the artist group reapplied makeup. Director Yang, I'll leave the scene to you. Go up and talk to the artist! Duan Haishan stopped smiling in time,

Give orders quickly.

Duan Haishan was the first person to realize the problem. The preparation of the program team was too shabby, especially the camera crew. Three far cameras were far from enough. Five, no, ten would do, not just in the middle of the stage. , and there must be a dedicated cameraman to capture the laughter of the auditorium, a rotating camera to take a panoramic view, and a high-definition camera to point at other artists to collect tidbits!

Thinking of this, Duan Haishan immediately walked out of the monitoring room, and asked his assistant to contact Li Song, the deputy director of the production department. He went to the stage to find Yang An, and said, The show has been suspended for fifteen minutes, and I will leave the scene to you. groups and other resources.”

Yang An helped Shen Hui up, and when he heard what Duan Haishan said, he finally felt relieved. He knew that Duan Haishan had paid attention to it, and he would definitely treat Slippery Jokes as the most important part of Jokers in Jianghu!

Shen Hui laughed so hard that his stomach ached, he supported Yang An and said, Director Yang, you didn't mention this in your playbook, you only said that you heard DJ dance music, and then asked me to dance, ouch, my stomach hurts from laughing, this DJ dance music is really good. It’s unstoppable!

Yang An smiled: Isn't that what the DJs in the bar shouted like that, Eri Batty, hey enough, play every time.

It's okay not to mention this, but upon hearing this magical rhythm, Shen Hui couldn't help laughing again, lying on Yang An's shoulder, laughing so hard that he couldn't stand up.

The same is true for Liu Susu, who ran over and grabbed Yang An's hand, coquettishly said, Director Yang, which little girl sang this? It's so cute! I really like this song, and I really want to meet her in person !

At this time, the staff came over and said excitedly: Director Yang, the audience requested to listen to the song just now, and it would be best if they could type out the subtitles of the lyrics on the big screen, everyone wants to learn to sing.

Yang An thought for a while, this kind of thing should be done while the iron is hot. If the audience recollects it and record it later, it may not be such a good laugh.

So Yang An picked up the walkie-talkie and said: Attention all units, the three cameras are aimed at the auditorium, the sound engineer listens to my command and prepares to replay the song just now, the director selects a few audience members who can dance, and brings them to the stage. To let them interact with guest artists, we first record the material of Xiaoguo in the audience.

Hearing Yang An's order from the walkie-talkie, Li Yang was inexplicably angry. Regardless of the program group's regulations, he pressed the walkie-talkie: Director Duan is not here, Yang An, you are not qualified to give orders!

You can't help but jump out at last!

Yang An had sharpened his knife a long time ago. He stood on the stage, looked down at Li Yang in the working area below the stage, and sneered at the walkie-talkie: Director Duan has authorized me just now. I am the director of this session. In charge of the scene, Li Yang, are you deaf? Or do you want to challenge Director Duan?

Li Yang was so angry that he almost spat blood, Yang An scolded him in front of the entire program crew, and even the entire studio, making him unable to get off the stage, he wanted to rush to the stage and fight Yang An desperately!

Zhang Mingde was also taken aback by Li Yang's sudden attack, but unfortunately he didn't stop him just now. At this time, he was afraid that Li Yang would contradict Yang An again, so he quickly snatched the walkie-talkie from Li Yang's hand, not allowing Li Yang to speak.

Yang An added coldly: We are recording a program, if you make trouble again, I will ask you to go out!

Who didn't know that the director at the recording site was the biggest, and he resisted the director when his head was convulsed!

The rest of the program team are not fools. The recording time is less than three minutes. Everyone can see that the program of Slippery Joke is full of laughs. This segment will definitely be liked by the audience. It's Yang An?

The on-site director quickly found five spectators who volunteered. Yang An ordered three cameras to point at the auditorium, and found the seats for handsome men and beautiful women. When they smile later, they can zoom in on the camera. Handsome men and beautiful women smile more attractively than ordinary audiences. Eyeballs, this is an excellent show selling point.

Outside the studio, Duan Haishan made seven or eight phone calls. When he saw Li Song rushing over, he quickly said, Old Li, you must come forward this time.

Li Song hurried to the studio and asked, What's the situation? You said the audience is laughing like crazy? Just your slippery new link?

Duan Haishan quickly followed behind, and said: It's just slippery! Yang An is such a genius, he only took one minute, really only one minute, and made the audience laugh so hard that their stomachs hurt. It is definitely the biggest laughing point today, and it is definitely the biggest gimmick selling point of this issue of Jianghu Joke Talk!

When the two came to the studio, they happened to see Yang An holding a microphone to direct the audience. The two stood silently in the work area, waiting to see what tricks Yang An could play.

Yang An directed the audience to stand on the stage, and let Shen Hui and Liu Susu intersperse among the audience to dance together, and then said to the walkie-talkie: Is the big screen connected? Are the subtitles ready? Very good, music Ring up, the words roll, five, four, three, two, one!

The relaxed and cheerful prelude sounded, and Yang An also swayed along with the stage. Everyone on the stage played very openly, just like listening to a DJ playing discs in a bar.

Everyone in the auditorium looked at the lyrics scrolling on the big screen, and at the audience dancing on the stage and the phalanx of stars, bursting into loud laughter.

This DJ Divine Comedy broke everyone's usual impression. Everyone fell in love with this cute girl's voice, and the entire auditorium became a sea of ​​joy. Everyone stood up, raised their hands involuntarily, swayed their bodies, followed The rhythm of moving, playing, playing, playing is very exciting!

The sound engineer was also a smart person. After the song ended, a drum solo was seamlessly connected, and the pure sound of drums echoed in the concert hall.

Yang An had worked as an assistant director, and knew that this was an excellent opportunity to adjust the atmosphere. With an idea, he raised his horn and shouted at the audience: Everyone come with me! I said pancakes, you said you want pancakes!

want!

Pancakes!

want!

Verb times, verb times, let's get high together! Play Tu Sui Buddha, Kang Man Bei Bi can do it once!

The audience was really awesome. Yang An waved his arms and yelled to the leader of the drum beat festival. The audience also responded to the drum beat rhythm. The sound engineer replayed it in time. The audience and guests dancing on the stage went crazy. Everyone yelled for a few rounds, and the atmosphere on the scene turned upside down!

Duan Haishan and Li Song are both middle-aged and elderly people. Although they are not very interested in this kind of music, their professionalism allowed them to react quickly. They took out their mobile phones and walked out of the studio, urging other camera crews to come to the rescue. .

The studio was full of laughter and cheers, and the cameramen were very excited. This is great. After recording so many laughing materials of the audience, there will be no need to worry about editing the show in the future. Such a happy smile!

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