The King of Variety Entertainment

Yang Anzheng was waiting on the expressway depressed, and the toll booth was still two kilometers away, but there were a few drivers who thought it was slow and insisted on taking the emergency lane, as if they were rushing to reincarnate, but when they forcibly merged back to the carriageway From time to time, he collided with others, and finally blocked the expressway into constipation. In his opinion, this kind of driver who likes to occupy the emergency lane should be arrested and jailed.

The phone rang, and seeing that it was Rong Feifei, Yang An's mood immediately improved: Hello, is it Feifei?

Rong Feifei said: It's me, Director Yang, are you... free now?

Yang An: Are you free, do you have something to do? Oh, I almost forgot to congratulate you, you are on the headlines of Huangyi.com's entertainment page! Really, I didn't lie to you, I just watched it with my mobile phone, and you are really popular!

Huangyi.com's response speed is extremely fast, which is actually related to the efforts of Red Maple TV's advertising and publicity department. With some money, Huangyi.com became the first large-scale portal website to spread the A4 Waist Goddess.

Thank you, Director Yang, it doesn't matter if you are popular or not... Rong Feifei's laughter was a bit forced, and her emotions were not too high.

Yang An was keenly aware that something was wrong. At this time, the expressway was also passing through, and the traffic police in front were directing the traffic to move forward slowly. He said, Where are you now? I'm here to talk to you, okay? I'm driving , it’s inconvenient to talk on the phone, let’s meet at Qianbei Square later!”

After hanging up the phone, Rong Feifei was absent-minded for a while, then suddenly woke up, looked around, found a chain fast food restaurant by the side of the square, went in and found the bathroom.

The girl wants to please herself, and she wants to see Yang An later, Rong Feifei doesn't want to leave a bad impression on him, she carefully washes off the tears on her face, puts on light makeup, and then sits quietly in the corner seat of the restaurant, Send a text message to Yang An to inform him of the location.

Half an hour later, Yang An appeared at the door of the shop, saw her at a glance, and walked over with a smile.

As soon as Yang An sat down, he apologized: Feifei, I kept you waiting.

Rong Feifei smiled: I haven't waited long, what would you like to drink?

Yang An looked around. There were a lot of people and children in the fast food restaurant, so it was not suitable for a quiet chat. He tentatively asked, Why don't we go to a quieter place and drink some fruit tea or something?

Rong Feifei said: Forget about fruit tea, I'd rather drink alcohol.

Yang An didn't talk, he looked carefully at Rong Feifei's delicate face, when she said she would rather drink, her face showed tiredness and grievance, it could be seen that this girl was very unhappy.

Chatting with girls is very skillful. Rong Feifei's current state is not very easy to communicate with. She must first make her feel better.

Yang An rolled his eyes and said, Oh, you don't know how congested the expressway is today. There is a minibus in front of me, the one without a bathroom. A female passenger was in a hurry and was blocked for two hours. The car didn't move, she couldn't hold it anymore, so she found a black plastic bag and hid it in the last row, but she couldn't get out under the eyes of everyone. Guess what happened next?

Rong Feifei was quite curious, thinking that Yang An was telling the truth, and asked, Could it be adult diapers?

Yang An shook his head: Where is it so easy to find adult diapers on the expressway? Let me tell you the answer. Later, she really lost her mind. She put a black plastic bag on her head and got out of the car. Good guy, it's on the side of my car. In front, she was wearing a black plastic bag, squatting on the roadbed, fertilizing wild flowers and weeds, that scene was so beautiful, I couldn't bear to look straight at it!

Pooh...

Rong Feifei covered her mouth and leaned on the back of the chair, laughing wildly, she was really trying to find a way for the female passenger, how could she know that this was a bad joke made by Yang An, it really made her laugh so hard that she couldn't catch her breath. Putting a plastic bag over your head... What's the difference between this and stealing your ears? Fortunately, he figured it out! I've seen it with my own eyes, and bragging is not like that!

Oh, the highway is stuck in traffic, female passengers use plastic bags, what about male passengers? Rong Feifei smiled and asked deliberately.

Yang An shrugged: Others don't know very well,

Anyway, I have to prepare a pulsating bottle.

Rong Feifei could hear that Yang An used the accent on Pulse. She knew that men and women were different. Boys could use empty bottles, but why must they emphasize the pulse? Curiosity killed the cat, she asks, Why do you have to use a pulse bottle?

Yang An chuckled: Because the pulsating bottle has a large caliber.

Large caliber? Rong Feifei read it several times, and suddenly remembered something, her face turned red, and she said coquettishly: Yang An, you...

What are you? Rong Feifei couldn't say it, she was so ashamed that she didn't dare to look at him, her face was hot with embarrassment, she whispered in her heart that this bastard actually said this, it's really disgusting!

Yang An was actually a little nervous, but seeing that Rong Feifei's face was only shy and not disgusted or angry, he was relieved, knowing that this girl was not difficult to get close to, and he could joke around.

He simply pretended that he didn't know anything, and continued to sigh: Oh, this is also a true story. I have a college classmate. He went out with Banhua the year before last and encountered a traffic jam. He wanted to solve it in the car. Banhua I handed him an empty mineral water bottle, and he returned the bottle, asking if there was a pulsating bottle. Then earlier this year, he and Banhua got married, and he told me that the pulsating bottle was very useful, so I took one with me in the car, I also look forward to meeting a girl who is willing to marry me.

Rong Feifei laughed again, lying on the table, laughing so hard that she couldn't lift her head, she was so embarrassed to let Yang An see her blushing face, she almost lost her composure by laughing, it was so embarrassing!

But she just liked to listen to Yang An's words, and all the depression and grievances before seeing Yang An disappeared now, and her mood improved a lot.

There were two young boys sitting at the next table, and one of them kept staring at this side. He came to strike up a conversation just now, but was coldly rejected by Rong Feifei. .

As a result, the two of them saw Yang An just sit down, and within a minute they made the Bingshan beauty laugh like this. They could only secretly admit it, and gave Yang An two thumbs up across the corridor, saying that buddy, you are still good at picking up girls. ah!

Yang An raised his chin to the brother with a smile, and when Rong Feifei returned to normal, he said, Okay, you laughed so exaggeratedly, it seems that I am capable, but in fact I am a very restrained person, and I usually don't speak much. drafted.

Rong Feifei couldn't stop laughing: Director Yang, are you too narcissistic? You don't even write drafts for bragging~

Yang An corrected: Don't be directed by Yang, it's too old, I'm older than you, you can call me Brother Yang, or Brother An, or directly Yang An, it doesn't matter. Sigh, isn't your Weibo today? Have you been maxed out by your fans? Have your phone been blown up by your friends? You’re on the headlines of Huangyi.com’s entertainment page, and people all over the country will know your name tomorrow! Oh, your band is popular, and Li Lei didn’t organize a celebration? ?”

Rong Feifei was a little depressed. She felt that Yang An was a good person to confide in. She trusted him somehow, and it would be good to let him enlighten her.

Rong Feifei said: Li Lei and the others were celebrating with friends in the bar, but I didn't go. Yang An, don't think that Li Lei and I are a couple. I only joined the Heat because of an agreement made by my brother. He has nothing to do with it.

Yang An probably guessed that this was her knot in her heart, so she didn't talk nonsense and listened silently.

Rong Feifei talked a lot. She used to have a happy family of four. Since she was a child, her parents loved her the most, and her brother loved her the most. Her brother was the first lead singer of the heat band and often took her to play music with the band. , running a commercial show, everyone loves this beautiful little sister very much.

It's a pity that a car accident last year caused her to lose these three relatives who loved her the most. Her parents left on the spot, and her brother stayed in the intensive care unit for three days. Rong Feifei rushed back and met her brother before he died. Please, brother Li Lei took care of her and hoped that her younger sister could live a good life. After she suffered a major blow from the broken family, only her brother's friends in Heat band supported her. The band became the second lead singer.

Yang An sighed, and handed over a tissue: My condolences, as long as you live happily now, they can all see you in heaven, and they will all rest in peace.

Rong Feifei quietly wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, and it took her a long time to come out of her sadness. She forced a smile and said, Stop talking about this, Yang An, I just want to ask you... Did you write the background song with the tuba flute that plays when you dance 'Nysty'?

When he heard this, Yang An laughed: Strictly speaking, it can't be counted as my writing. This melody is actually from the opera Carmen written by the French composer Bizet in 1874. You should have an impression, right?

Once Rong Feifei was reminded, she immediately responded: Aria Love is a Free Bird! My God, you actually changed it to this!

Yang An raised his eyebrows, there is no way, the setting of this world is like this, things after 19XX can't appear, it's like Mr. Cai created Carmen before 19XX, so he won't have to explain too much.

Yang An asked, Do you want to hear me sing it again?

Rong Feifei was surprised: You can speak French?

Yang Andao: Written lyrics in Chinese, and changed a few melody sections to make it more suitable for Chinese people to sing.

Rong Feifei was really interested, and looked around: Are you going to sing here?

Yang An said: Why not? I recorded the main melody with Music Master at home, and I will write the lyrics now. Anyway, it is a cappella, so I just need to keep my voice down.

The two buddies diagonally opposite kept staring at this side, Yang An smiled and blinked at that side, then played the 12-bar prelude recorded on the mobile phone, coughed twice, brewed for a while, and sang in a serious manner.

Love is just a common thing, nothing unusual at all.

Men are just a pastime, what's the big deal.

What is love, what is meaning, it is not that everyone deceives themselves.

What is ignorance, what is obsession, it is simply a play by men and women.

I like all men, rich or poor, high or low.

Even if it is a man, I will abandon it. I am not afraid that you will have magical power again.

...

Yang An's voice was neither too loud nor too soft, he used falsetto for the high notes, and hummed nasally for the interludes.

The eyeballs of those two frustrated buddies almost fell out, which is not bad, this buddy told jokes for a minute to make the girl laugh, and then sang in public, Nima also sang famous operas in the world!

This way of picking up girls is too strange, the effect is against the sky, the two buddies are ashamed, only to realize that picking up a girl needs to be so knowledgeable, knowing a little bit about everything can be fun!

Rong Feifei covered her mouth and stared, this...

He really sang it!

Really sang the aria version of Love is a Free Bird!

Men are just a pastime. This sentence is completely in the tone of a proud queen. She dismisses men. If you recruit them, you will come, and if you wave them away, you will go away. If you like you and abandon you, it all depends on my mood.

Rong Feifei had to admit that she loved this line, this song completely sang her heart!

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