Chapter 161 Chapter 160

Back then, Li Feng, who had already given up breastfeeding and sewed open crotch pants, was still a little unstable when walking. He always loved wrestling, and he still touched the ground with his face first… but this does not prevent him from having a longing for a ranger. The heroes who have swept away the injustices in the world with righteousness.

In order to broaden his horizons about the world of martial arts, Li Feng not only reads martial arts comics, but also likes to watch various martial arts TVs, such as “Heaven Slaying the Dragon” and “The Legend of the Condor Heroes” and so on.

Especially in summer and summer vacation, Li Feng is holding his rice bowl on time every time he arrives, sitting on a small bench in front of the black-and-white TV with his butt pouting, watching various martial arts TV shows seriously, and will take a sip when he is too fascinated. I didn’t eat the bowl, I learned the “Eighteen Palms of the Insects” on the TV to beat the mosquitoes around me, or picked up the wooden sticks on the ground, and performed the “crazy devil’s rolling stick method” and prepared to kill nearby flies. Under the stick.

Not to mention, although Li Feng’s martial arts movements are not essential, his expression is still in place, especially a hateful expression that scares the mosquitoes and flies around him for a while, how far is it from Li Feng? , For fear of accidentally being infected by this newly-made mentally retarded hero, or slapped to death on the small bench.

It is a pity that Li Feng’s self-confessed deep martial arts essence performance usually ends with a blossoming butt.

It’s not that Li Feng practiced Qishangquan, which hurt himself first and hurt others, but that the parents who watched TV together couldn’t stand the fuss. Li Feng decided to demonstrate the martial arts of both male and female. By the way, he used Li Feng’s ass. Imagine the enemy, after all, there were not many ways to treat bear children in the early years, and it is recognized that the fastest method of curative effect is to beat, beat hard, and treat the child as a picked one.

When he was growing up, Li Feng understood that the greedy spirits of inner strength on TV were all deceptive, and they were all fantasizing things.

After being sad for a while, Li Feng turned his attention to kung fu such as’Foshan Wuyingjiao’. After all, this thing knows that it does not require internal strength at first glance. As long as there is perseverance and perseverance, you can develop the ability to fly. This This also led to Li Feng, who thought he had perseverance, either kicked or kicked toward his door every day.

Seeing that Li Feng was almost able to get into the air and kicked the gate with 4 feet, indicating that the shadowless foot was about to be completed, Li Feng, who disliked Li Feng for being too noisy, his father went off the scene to demonstrate what is called’daddy’s leg technique’, and Li Feng was on the spot. Kicked astonished and scurrying with his head.

If it weren’t for Li Feng’s mother who had rescued Li Feng after hearing the scream, it is estimated that Li Feng would have fed hundreds of cattle and sheep on the grave.

Later, as Li Feng grew up and sensible, and understood that movies are just movies, what if someone can kick the “Shadless Feet” in reality? Anyway, he didn’t have the opportunity to know these capable people and strangers in his life.

Now, what can you do in a society with good law and order? Even if you catch a thief, you can’t focus on it. After all, it’s normal to pierce and smash the body in Kung Fu, and you can destroy the thief if you are not careful, and the thief is a human being when he is inviting hatred, and he has not been deprived of political rights. It is a citizen of the country. As long as you act as an adult, the thief can not only let the police uncle shut your little black house, but also sue you for bankruptcy.

I would like to make a digression here. Kungfu is a killer skill, and it is rarely possible to really cultivate the body. Even if the old lady and old man in the park practice Tai Chi, what about the left palm and the right hand hook, what is the “hook” of the right hand? of? It’s not about pecking people’s joints and eyeballs.

What really keeps people healthy is exercise. The effect of daily Tai Chi and radio gymnastics is actually not much different. If you don’t believe it, you can check the online kung fu masters. Don’t look at people who can beat Deadman with one punch. How long can someone live? Needless to say, how many people live to be 80 years old?

Finally, and most importantly, when he grew up, Li Feng felt that a certain saying was too good-‘the martial arts are high, you fall down with one shot’.

Why do you study martial arts in a peaceful society? Isn’t it tiring to panic?

Over time, Li Feng, who was afraid of hardship, let go of the idea of ​​practicing martial arts into a hero.

Who ever thought, God didn’t know if he was blind or dozed off, he gave Li Feng a second life, and he still started his life in a supernatural world.

Now, although Li Feng does not have the internal force of the sword Flight, nor the ability to fly over the walls, he can be magical. When the shield is opened, it is a trivial matter to ignore the guns and everything. After the portal is opened, it instantly crosses the earth. What high-speed rail plane? It’s not as good as the passport issue.

He can even beat the legendary devil to his knees and call him grandpa with his hand.

Finally, and the most important point, Li Feng’s life span is no longer just a hundred years, and even a little bit of hard work is added on the basis of better luck. It is not a problem to live until he is old, and he can really live for a long time.

Originally there was such a heavenly Ability, Li Feng’s heart was already swollen to the point where he didn’t know where it was, and doing something to show off in front of the world was just a normal operation.

Unfortunately, there are too many people in the Marvel world who can limit Li Feng’s desire to show off.

Thor waited for a vote for the gods who didn’t know how much combat power was. Anyway, at the moment, he was slamming Li Feng without any pressure.



In addition, it is also what makes Li Feng the most depressed. There are humans on the earth that can easily rub him on the ground. After rubbing, Li Feng still has to lick his face and apologize to others.

You can’t afford it.

So for a long time, although Li Feng has admitted that he has some power, he is considered a tall and tall man among mortals, but in terms of behavior, he is still a good person who abides by the law.

Didn’t you see who he killed in the Marvel world besides hate to be killed by himself? The group of soldiers who were killed by bullets shot from their barrels shouldn’t be counted as being killed by Li Feng himself?

But it’s different in Otherworld, especially in those worlds where there is no threat, Li Feng ranked third in the world. Isn’t Li Feng allowed to indulge? For example, those good things that Li Feng admired are usually obtained by either snatching or killing them until the other party surrenders them.

Definitely, kill to kill, years of compulsory education still prevented Li Feng from becoming a bloodthirsty demon, and the bottom line in his heart always suppressed the violence that he wanted to vent unscrupulously.

Like this time in the world of “Ghosts in Disguise”, Li Feng, who had been stubborn for too long, subconsciously let go of his own desires, such as robbing banks and kidnapping talents. He just used force and didn’t talk about it. , Anyway, he didn’t kill anyone in his eyes, he had a good conscience, and he was not afraid of anyone except Loki and Odin.

It’s a pity that Li Feng forgot a little, what do you say about emotions or desires, sometimes the more you suppress it, the more mellow it will be in the later stage, and once it erupts, it will be as fierce as a mountain torrent or a mudslide.

In particular, the way he practiced is still the Eastern practice. As far as the Eastern practice is related, the heart demon is a hurdle that cannot be bypassed, and the generation of the heart demon is inextricably related to the heart.

The “Loki Mask” that can read the heart really can’t read Li Feng’s heart in a short time, but it can’t hold him back to wear it every night, and she doesn’t understand it.

In addition, the support surface has all kinds of magical powers, but it is divine power. Apart from the total amount of this thing, it is not comparable to the total amount of mana currently available to Li Feng, but the quality does not know how many blocks of mana are thrown.

And in “The Son of the Mask in Disguise 2”, the male protagonist wears a mask and does shameful things with his wife. In the end, there are 3 special green tadpoles among the tadpoles launched into his wife, and they finally give birth. Of children are born with all kinds of extraordinary abilities.

This shows a problem. Remember to wear it when you don’t want a child…Ah, the point is that these 3 special tadpoles show that the divine power in the mask has the ability to invade and change genes.

Therefore, as soon as Li Feng wears the mask for a long time, coupled with the ability of the mask to change his genes and personality imperceptibly, this is destined to be read by the mask to the heart of Li Feng, and by the way to enlarge the demons.

Li Feng still doesn’t know anything about this. Every time he uses a mask, he subconsciously suppresses the emotions or demons that are suppressed in his heart, even if Kreacher reminds Li Feng that the scarlet meaning in Li Feng’s eyes has become more and more. concentrated.

It’s a pity that Kreacher’s loyalty not only failed to remind Li Feng, but made him feel good. He also started punching and kicking Kreacher to show Kreacher to shut up and stop making gestures all day.

……

More than half a year later, following three nuclear physics experts who have been accustomed to living upside down day and night, who have properly evolved into nocturnal creatures, studied for more than half a year.

Wearing a Loki mask, Li Feng stood on the roof of the hotel with scarlet eyes that anyone with a discerning eye could see, holding up his hands vigorously.

As the light spot of a sesame File size turned into a football File size in a few seconds, Li Feng was delighted to feel the fiery fireball on his palm while trying to maintain the spell.

It’s not easy….. For so many years, the fireball of nuclear reaction that I’ve been thinking about every day has finally come out…

Before Li Feng finished feeling, Li Feng felt that the fireball became more unstable and uncontrollable, and he felt stiff on his face.

While the fireball was on the way to Flight before it exploded, Li Feng quickly wrapped himself and Kreacher in the mirrored space with an expression of annoyance that he hadn’t concentrated on the fireball, and then watched the nuclear reaction fireball explode in the distance with joy. .

Only as a mushroom cloud rose on the ground, Li Feng’s expression of joy gradually stiffened, especially when he saw pedestrians and melted buildings in the distance that were instantly turned to ashes in the explosion.

Perhaps it was the act of successfully rubbing out the fireball of nuclear reaction to let Li Feng’s inner suppressed desire vent a little. Li Feng, whose mind recovered a little clear, took off his mask instantly, like talking to himself and asking about Kreacher, his face pale and stunned. Said: “This is…I did it?”

At the moment, even though Kreacher knew he was safe to hide in the mirrored space, a hellish sea of ​​fire in the distance still made him hang his head, and said in horror: “Yes, boss, Kreacher is watching you personally. Release spells.”

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