The Homeless Man of Teyvat

"Sir, in Mondstadt, it is not allowed to serve alcohol to minors."

"It's okay, I'm from Liyue."

"It has nothing to do with where you are from!"

"Don't worry, Mr. Charles, I can assure you that although my friend looks very young, he is really an adult and can drink."

Chen Tianfeng said sincerely: "Moreover, you should have seen him in the Wind God Square, exchanging his singing for fine wine. If he was really underage, I think the Knights would not allow such a situation to happen."

Charles looked embarrassed, looked at Chen Tianfeng, then looked at Wendy who was expecting, and finally sighed: "Okay, you make sense."

"Wuhu~ Great!"

Wendy cheered, put one hand on the bar, leaned forward, pointed at the fine wine on the counter, her eyes sparkling: "I want this, this, and this! Two bottles of each!"

Chen Tianfeng's eyes twitched, glanced at the price of the wines Wendy pointed to, quickly calculated the total price, and his expression froze for a moment.

Fortunately, I took some extra Mora when I went out, otherwise I would have to think about how to escape the bill naturally.

No, I discussed with Charles to see if I could owe it first and make up for it next time.

Why are these gods so good at spending money!

Chen Tianfeng once again realized his poverty. Apart from the various elemental jades and some interesting-looking ground vein outputs, he actually did not have much Mora - when he was responsible for the expenses of the gods.

"That's all for now."

After Wendy ordered, she seemed to realize something and turned to look at Chen Tianfeng with a little guilt: "Hehe. Friend, your Mora is still enough."

"Don't worry, I still have some savings."

Chen Tianfeng's expression was indifferent, and then he bowed to Charles and smiled: "To be honest, I am a friend of Mr. Diluc, I wonder if you can give me a discount?"

Charles: "."

Finally, he got a 70% discount on the angel's gift.

"My friend, you really helped me a lot. I didn't expect you to convince Charles. Hehe, I can come to the tavern to drink directly in the future." Wendy opened the bottle with a smile and poured herself a full glass: "Would you like a glass?" "Of course, I have long wanted to taste the taste of Mond's dandelion wine." Chen Tianfeng placed the oak barrel on his shoulder on the shelf beside the table, opened the valve, and the fragrant wine flowed out. Chen Tianfeng moved his nose and was a little surprised. The wine smelled so mild. He thought that the wine that Mond people drank was strong liquor that could be ignited. "I toast my friend." Chen Tianfeng raised his glass and smiled: "Cheers to reunion and friendship." "Cheers to friendship! Cheers!" Wendy clinked the glass and took a sip. Her eyes narrowed happily. Then she saw Chen Tianfeng actually drank the wine in the glass in one gulp and was taking the second glass: "Hey, hey, hey, friend, you can't drink like this!" "Huh?" Chen Tianfeng was puzzled. "Dandelion wine tastes mild, but it has a strong aftertaste. It's easy to get drunk."

"It's okay. Just eat a few bites of food to reduce the effect."

"That's the problem, my friend." Wendy spread her hands. "The taverns in Mondstadt really only provide drinks, with the singing of bards at most."

"... It's okay. I can drink a lot."

Chen Tianfeng's eyelids twitched. He took a sip like drinking tea and put down the cup: "There is wine but no food. Don't you think there is something wrong with Mondstadt's taverns?"

"This way you can feel the taste of the wine better."

Wendy explained and then said to Chen Tianfeng blinked and smiled, "Also, my friend, this is Mondstadt, not the old man's Liyue, so don't call yourself 'I' or 'I', it's like a stone. Let's drink and have fun, and relax with good friends, okay?"

He pointed at the long sword that Chen Tianfeng always carried with him, "This is not the wild, there is no need to take a sword."

"My friend misunderstood. I have practiced a special sword technique, which requires that the sword must be carried with me. Only in this way can I achieve unity between man and sword, and swing the sword more smoothly, like using an arm with a finger." Chen Tianfeng bowed his hands, with a sincere look on his face.

"Okay, okay, whatever you want."

Wendy pulled the corner of his mouth. The man in front of him was a great liar. He insisted on carrying a sword, so what could he say?

After all, I am just a poor, weak, and helpless bard, not a martial god like the old man who can stand against thousands of enemies alone.

Wendy turned his eyes and looked at Chen Tianfeng, curiously: "Friend, how did you know the old man?"

"You don't know?" Chen Tianfeng raised his eyebrows.

"Hehe, although the bard is well-informed, sometimes I always have to understand a little [sense of distance]. I don't want to be blocked at the door of an old stone."

Wendy smiled and gave a thumbs up, proudly saying: "After my persistent attempts, I finally mastered the most suitable distance - the speed of escape is also much faster!"

Is there anything to be proud of? Before coming to Teyvat, I had never heard of the great God of Wind, who liked to eavesdrop. Chen Tianfeng muttered in his heart, then frowned and glanced around.

Why do these drinkers look at me like this?

It was like looking at some scum. There was hostility. Chen Tianfeng was stunned for a moment, looking at the big barrel of dandelion wine on the shelf beside the table, and the wine in front of Wendy that not only filled the table, but also had several bottles of wine on the corner of the table, and then looking at Wendy's young face that looked like a pure and ignorant young boy.

Chen Tianfeng's face twitched, and he finally understood - did these drunkards regard him as a perverted priest who got the young lady drunk and took him home to do whatever they wanted? !

Do you Mondstadts want your association skills to be so rich? !

"Your Excellency Wendy."

Chen Tianfeng's smile was slightly stiff, and he said politely: "Can you control your charm a little bit?"

Do you even know how tempting you are to Mondstadt? !

Those sturdy adventurers were already exchanging glances, wanting to eliminate evil on behalf of justice!

"Aura of charm?"

Wendy blinked, and at Chen Tianfeng's signal, she looked around and then at the many wine bottles beside her, with a slightly embarrassed look on her face: "Oh, I couldn't control myself when I saw so many fine wines. I'm sorry."

So it is indeed your fault! I would say that the association ability of Mondstadt people is not so exaggerated. Chen Tianfeng twitched the corner of his mouth.

"Snapped!"

Wendy snapped her fingers and nodded with satisfaction: "Very good, now they won't pay so much attention to us anymore, and they don't have to worry about our conversation being overheard. So..."

He stopped smiling and turned serious: "Outsider, can you tell me what you came to Teyvat to do?"