The Homeless Man of Teyvat

"Bad luck! Bad luck! Who leaked the news?!"

The vice-president of the Red Hand Society was yelling and cursing as he rode his horse and waded across the river side by side with the leader. Behind him were twelve or three bandits, leading the animals carrying the boxes. They were looking very miserable and miserable.

"Mind your manners, my friend."

The boss straightened his back and behaved elegantly: "At least we succeeded, right?"

"After paying so much price, if you still didn't succeed, you would have encouraged your brothers to kill me, right?"

The vice-president sneered, turned to look at the bandits who were ashore, and shouted: "Brothers! Success or failure depends on this! After today, it's time for us to enjoy the wealth that is pouring out of the sky!"

"The wise boss!!"

"Wuhu!"

The thieves cheered, whistles and obscene words appeared together, and their eyes flashed with excitement, as if they saw the bright future to come.

"It's so gross."

The boss shook his head, dismounted from his horse, and said with a thin sword at his waist: "Also, I am the [boss]."

"Why do you care about all this shit? You won't be anymore anyway."

The vice-president laughed roughly and put his arm around the headmaster's shoulders. There was undisguised sarcasm in his words: "I have said before that those noble gentlemen are not reliable at all! What's more, it's the noble gentleman from Mondstadt!"

Since Vanessa, the hero of Mondstadt, overthrew the brutal rule of the nobles thousands of years ago, rebuilt Mondstadt, and founded the Knights of the West Wind, are the old nobles of Mondstadt still called nobles?

"What do you know? Of course I have my own reasons for cooperating with them."

The headmaster took away the vice president's arm and raised his chin slightly: "In Liyue's words, it is [a sparrow knows the ambition of a swan]."

"Haha, you have a point. I just see you like a dog, wagging your tail at those useless nobles, and being pitifully kicked aside by those useless nobles without even getting a bone. "The vice president turned around and spat, cursing.

"Stupid, really stupid! Stupid and vulgar!" The boss said angrily: "As a person, you must look high and take a long-term view! How can you achieve great things in the future if you only focus on the present?"

"I've become a big deal." The vice president grinned: "My biggest dream is to marry two or three wives, buy two or three properties in Yujingtai, and live happily."

"Haha, what an incredible dream, Mr. Liyue's wanted criminal." The big boss sneered.

"I use a pseudonym and cover my face when doing business. What does Liyue's arrest have to do with me?" The vice president spat and said, "Let's get down to business first. After tonight, let's put this place together. After finally destroying the Earthly Flower, you are now the second in command."

"." The headmaster sighed, half helpless and half tired and said cooperatively: "Yes, Mr. President."

The vice president laughed boldly, stopped chatting, and led a group of bandits to get busy in the open space in front of the cave.

The leader stood in front of the cave, watching the bandits gradually build an "altar" that looked rather crude and rough, like a child's random mess, which was unbearable to look at but was indeed useful.

Under the insistence of the vice-president, the Red Hand Society has been trying to create rich earth-line flowers, and has paid a lot for this: they were surrounded and suppressed by the Qianyan Army, and they fled like a bereaved dog; they were attacked by projection monsters that suddenly appeared, and many members As a result, he lost his life; when he was about to succeed, no one knew who leaked the information, and he was harassed by the treasure thieves who looked like hyenas smelling blood.

And, being threatened by "investors", I had to bow my head and act like a dog.

"The Qianyan Army's next encirclement and suppression campaign may arrive soon. This island must be a key area of ​​concern. Are you sure your plan is feasible?" The big boss frowned and glanced at the bushes and rubble beside the cave, thinking in his heart Inexplicably panicked, he shouted loudly to the vice president.

"It's definitely possible! I've rehearsed it in my head countless times!"

"Why does your 'backer' help you deal with Qianyan Army?"

"Hey, good question!"

The vice president checked the "altar" for the last time, looked back and said with a smile: "I can't guarantee that they will help us deal with the Qianyan Army, but I can be sure that the Qianyan Army will help us deal with them!"

"Have you long thought about backstabbing?" The headmaster's eyes were stunned.

"Nonsense! Who wants to be a dog?"

The vice-president snorted coldly and waved to the leader: "Stay away! We are going to activate the Flower of Earth Lines!"

The boss opened his mouth, said nothing more, and did not insist on staying. Armed with a thin sword that was only for decoration, he turned around and walked through the bushes and rubble, intending to go to another "safe house" on the island.

As soon as he passed through the trees, a black shadow rushed over! Before he could react, a big hand holding a handkerchief covered his mouth and nose. The handkerchief had a pungent smell of medicine.

The headmaster's eyes widened, and he was about to hold his breath and struggle, and then he was suddenly punched in the abdomen. Under the pain, the headmaster took a breath, his head became dizzy, and he lost strength in his struggle. Finally, his body went limp and he passed out.

Chen Tianfeng still covered the big master's mouth and nose, calculated the distance, and dragged him to a position where he would not be locked by the projection monster summoned by the flower of the earth. Then he released his hand and immediately felt the big master's breath.

Fortunately, he was still alive. Chen Tianfeng breathed a sigh of relief and used local materials to take off the boss's coat, tear it into strips and tie him up. Then after thinking about it, he opened his mouth again and stuffed the drugged handkerchief inside.

After completing a process that would make Ye Lan praise him as a good material for committing crimes, Chen Tianfeng quietly returned to the bushes with a knife and a crossbow in hand.

Unexpectedly, the bandits of the Red Hand Society actually produced the flower of the earth line, so there is no rush to do it. Let them produce the output of my earth line first. Then Chen Tianfeng had an idea. He took out the crossbow arrows and the long knife. He scratched his left wrist and poured blood on the blade and arrowhead again.

After making preparations, Chen Tianfeng skillfully wrapped a bandage on his left wrist. While feeling the numbness and itching caused by the rapid healing of the wound, he stared at the bandits of the Red Hand Society, put the crossbow arrows back into the hand crossbow, and then Stringed.

The vice-president glanced at the calm bushes, estimated the time, and felt that the boss should run to a safe place. He pulled out the machete and said, "Brothers! It's time to bloom and get rich!"

The bandits cheered, took out several large boxes of pure resin, and poured them all into the simple altar.

One second, two seconds, three seconds...

The altar suddenly burst into dazzling light, and a earth-line flower emitting black-purple smoke and filled with ominous aura emerged from the altar, with dark purple lines all over its body.

All the original resin rose in suspension, gradually liquefied, and fell on the root system of the Earth Vein Flower, like rain falling on the desert, without any trace left.

The ominous giant flower slowly bloomed, and dozens of black and purple smoke appeared out of thin air, quickly condensed, and transformed into human shapes.

"There's a new job!"

"You made the wrong choice!"

"Another test subject!"

Accompanied by several chaotic but still highly identifiable sounds, [Projection Monster·Treasure Thief Group] appeared!

The vice-president grinned ferociously, and while he was glad that he and the others were dressed differently from the [Projection Monsters and Treasure Thieves Group] in front of them, he raised his sword: "Brothers! Cut down these low-class monsters!"