The Homeless Man of Teyvat

On the top of Xumi City, Jingshan Palace.

This palace, half surrounded by trees, has been the residence of gods since the founding of Xumi. The Great Compassion Tree King often meditates in the Jingshan Palace and has built a set of devices that can isolate external objects for this purpose.

Later, the Great Compassion Tree King fell, and the Little Auspicious Grass King became the new god of Xumi and has been living in the Jingshan Palace.

For hundreds of years, the Little Auspicious Grass King has been living in seclusion, not caring about worldly affairs, as if he didn't care about the people of Xumi at all. Similarly, in the hearts of Xumi people, this grass god is rarely mentioned. Whenever the grass god and the god of wisdom are mentioned, the first thing people think of is always the Great Compassion Tree King.

But now it seems that there are other reasons why the Little Auspicious Grass King has been living in seclusion.

Elhaisen stood in the shadows and looked at the Jingshan Palace.

There are guards around the Jingshan Palace, but there are only a few of them, and their attitudes are casual and they don't take it seriously. Not to mention other things, the guards in the Wisdom Palace seem to be more than the guards here, and they are responsible.

Did he guess wrong... Elhaisen frowned slightly. He originally guessed that the reason why the little auspicious grass king lived in seclusion was because the Order Institute and the Great Sage acted recklessly and imprisoned gods, which was so disrespectful.

But now it seems that if the Great Sage really imprisoned gods, how could the guards of Jingshan Palace be so... relaxed?

He thought for a while, looked at the sky, and did not act immediately. Instead, he went to investigate what the Order Institute was doing now, and waited until night to try to sneak into Jingshan Palace.

Elhaisen took a last look at Jingshan Palace, turned around and was about to leave, but suddenly saw a white-haired little girl not far away. The end of her hair had a clear green gradient color, and there was a piece of tender green leaf on the right ear.

A child... How could there be a child around Jingshan Palace... Elhaisen subconsciously became alert, and his eyes noticed that the child's ears were obviously different from those of humans, and his guard in his heart became deeper.

The girl seemed to smile at him, waved her hand, left something on the spot, and then disappeared.

Gone, which force is this... Xumi is getting more and more chaotic... Elhaisen's eyes were solemn, hesitating for a moment, and finally came to the place where the little girl disappeared to see what she left behind.

A leaf.

The fresh and tender leaves, still faintly stained with mist, seemed to have been picked from the tree this morning and preserved by special means until now.

Elhaisen didn't understand the metaphor that this leaf might hide. He thought about it, half squatted down, and reached out to the leaf.

The leaf did not fall directly to the ground, but floated under some unknown force, faintly emitting fluorescence.

Elhaisen's palm did not feel anything when it touched the leaf. He frowned and looked at his palm that "penetrated" the leaf directly - the leaf seemed to be just a phantom, without any entity.

What kind of puzzle is this, elemental force or...

Before Elhaisen could figure out the answer, the leaf suddenly turned into a green light, and when he was caught off guard, it left a residual image and crashed into the void terminal he was wearing.

At the same time, a young female voice sounded in his mind.

"My people, I need your help."

"You are..."

Elhaisen thought of something, and his pupils shrank: "Little Auspicious Grass King?"

"It's me, the God of Wisdom, Buyer."

...

"If you do this, Buyer's experience will be a bit pitiful."

Chen Tianfeng thought about it. Facing his arrival, it is not impossible for Nashida to temporarily ally with Apep to jointly resist his erosion.

And in the absence of complete information exchange between Elhaisen and Nashida, the former may indeed be unable to accept that the Grass Dragon King, who had committed numerous blood debts in Xumi, has suddenly become the savior of Xumi.

It is understandable, but unacceptable.

Not everyone can endure hatred and shake hands with the enemy, not to mention that the reason given by the Grass God Buyer is still an illusory "terrible and powerful enemy".

The outbreak of the demon scale disease, the hostility of the grass dragon king, the creation of gods by the Order Institute... these are all visible, but the "terrifying enemy"... although he has reached Xumi, he has never made a move.

"But Elhaisen may not send my pollutants to Apep as you think. Even if he wants, he may not be able to touch the grass dragon at all."

Chen Tianfeng was about to say something else, and noticed that Dotole seemed a little dazed: "What?"

"No, nothing."

Dotole shook his head and hesitated for two seconds, half sighing and half weird: "I just didn't expect that Your Majesty would, um, describe your... gift like this."

"You said pollutants?"

Chen Tianfeng raised his eyebrows, his expression calm: "I am the biggest source of pollution in this world. Energy, blood, and even breathing, as long as I want, can be pollutants that the world of Teyvat cannot bear - what is there to hide?"

If he hides it, his existence will be harmless to Teyvat?

Can using other words to beautify oneself really turn it into a beautified appearance?

What a joke!

Even if he is completely resurrected, he will only change from a [Zombie Carrying Death] to a [Humanoid Monster Carrying Death].

In this case, why deceive yourself?

"You are open-minded."

Dottore praised from the bottom of his heart and turned the topic back: "Don't worry, I can design a plan for Elhaisen to successfully deliver the gift. Elhaisen is a smart man, Apep is very proud, and coincidentally, I am very good at dealing with these two types of existence."

"Are you confident?"

"If it works, please accept my apology, Your Majesty; if it doesn't work, I am willing to be Your Majesty's appetizer."

"Forget it, I don't usually eat people."

Chen Tianfeng waved his hand and glanced at him. If Dotore was still the same as before, or if he didn't speak respectfully like "you" or "Your Majesty" now, there would be no hesitation.

But now he is apologizing sincerely and accepting the punishment, it's really hard to bite... to do it.

Forget it, I'll wait until I'm done with the work, and then I'll find some faults when I meet him, and swallow him without giving him a chance to speak... or use the connection between his slices to completely control his life and death.

I am really soft-hearted and a good person.

Chen Tianfeng nodded secretly.

"Your Majesty."

"Hmm?"

"You said earlier that Buyer's experience would be a little pitiful... Do we need to modify it a little?"

"No need, it's just pitiful, not dead."

Chen Tianfeng's eyes drooped slightly, "What's more, what Buyer will encounter is determined by his own choices, and no one else can be blamed."

Before it affects him, he has no reason and no need to pay for the stupidity of strangers. And if the stupidity of strangers affects his business, he has a reason to kill them with a knife.

If he remembers correctly, Nashida has been learning how to be a qualified god, so it's just right for him to teach her a crucial and most easy-to-understand truth:

Any existence must pay for its own choices.