The Homeless Man of Teyvat

Courtyard No. 8, Lane B, Chihuyan,

The girl paced back and forth in the small courtyard, her beautiful big eyes with the mark of blood plum turning over and over, and she glanced at the neighbor's courtyard wall from time to time, her expression ready to move.

Chen Tianfeng is resurrected!

She personally presided over the funeral and buried the person with her own hands. The person who was obviously dead and could no longer die was actually resurrected!

Hutao unconsciously stood on tiptoe and quietly approached the courtyard wall, listening carefully like a thief.

Why is there no sound... Hutao frowned slightly, touched his chin and thought for a few seconds, then waved his hand and summoned a white drop-shaped ghost with a mouth and eyes.

The girl glanced at the white ghost. The ghost understood and walked straight through the courtyard wall, then leaned out half of the neighbor's yard to peek furtively.

A few seconds later, the white ghost turned back and described the situation in the neighbor's courtyard with words and gestures.

"Yeah~ I fell asleep in the courtyard. This hall master knows, go back, thank you for your hard work~"

Hutao nodded, took back the white ghost, rubbed his hands with a sly smile on his face. She glanced at the courtyard wall, which was not too high, then turned and entered the house. When she came out, she had a large sack in her hand, which looked big enough to hold an adult man.

The girl held the sack in one hand and held the hat with plum blossoms in the other hand. She gathered some strength, then jumped up lightly, tapped her toes on the courtyard wall, and landed in the neighbor's courtyard like a butterfly.

It was so light and delicate that there was almost no sound when it landed.

"The first step is success."

The girl smiled and waved her little fist, which was so white that it looked particularly cute in the sunshine.

Then he turned around and met his eyes with a young man lying in a rocking chair.

The atmosphere fell silent for a moment, mixed with a bit of embarrassment.

"Hall Master Hu...what are you doing?"

Chen Tianfeng was helpless and amused. He looked at Hu Tao and then at the sack that was hidden behind her, but couldn't hide it at all and exposed most of it.

"Well, my hall master came over to visit, and Zhongli has eaten everything in my yard. Do you have anything to eat here? I'm so hungry~" Hu Tao blinked, quickly thought of a reason, and secretly praised himself.

Chen Tianfeng wasn't asleep, so he definitely couldn't beat him... What a pity, he was just a little bit away from being able to put him in a sack and take him away, and find a place to bury him again... He could only wait until next time.

The girl wrinkled her nose very cutely, actively ignoring the fact that even if Chen Tianfeng was asleep, he would be awakened by her movements of putting sacks.

After being eaten by Zhong Li... Chen Tianfeng's mouth moved slightly, but he stopped smiling. He looked at the sack behind the girl and asked, knowingly: "Then Hall Master Hu is holding the sack for..."

He paused and said suddenly: "Are you worried that you will be hungry again soon after eating, so you want to take some more with you in case you need it?"

"Yes, yes, even so."

Hutao nodded and admitted it simply. He took out the sack from behind with a smile and shook it: "Tianfeng, can you fill it with the delicious food in your yard?"

"...You can give it a try."

Chen Tianfeng stood up and led Hu Tao into the kitchen of the small courtyard.

Both of them naturally forgot about certain things they knew well, and enthusiastically discussed and practiced how to fill the sacks with more and better food.

"It's full. If you stuff it any further, it will break."

"How could it be possible? Listen to this hall master and ask us to change positions so that we can stuff a lot more!"

When Zhongli pushed open the door of the small courtyard, he saw two people gathered around a stuffed sack, with boxes of various sizes piled beside them. The courtyard was filled with the aroma of all kinds of food mixed together.

"What are you doing?"

Zhongli's eyes were slightly surprised, and he obviously didn't understand why all kinds of packaged food were stuffed into the sacks after looking at it for a long time.

"Mr. Zhongli is back."

Chen Tianfeng held the box Hutao had just picked out, turned around and said hello with a smile, and explained: "We are experimenting with how to pack the most food in sacks."

As he spoke, he followed the girl's instructions and handed the box she needed into her hand.

"Done, you're done!"

Hu Tao clapped her hands, smiled with her arms akimbo, glanced at Chen Tianfeng energetically, and raised her chin slightly: "How about it? I just said that if you change the position, you can fit more in, right?"

"sharp."

Chen Tianfeng gave a thumbs up, full of sincerity.

Zhongli: "..."

I don't quite understand what these two people are thinking.

"Very well, then there is only one question left."

Hu Tao turned around and looked at Zhongli, beckoning with her fair little hands and curling her eyes: "Zhongli, you came back at the right time! Come and help, let's carry it back to our yard together."

"Come on, Mr. Zhongli, you can do it."

Chen Tianfeng patted the sack, tied it tightly, and stepped aside. With his right hand behind his back, a photo crystal quietly appeared between his fingers, intending to record the next scene.

I had already thought of a name, so I just called it: Shocked! After retiring, Emperor Yanwang was so depressed that he had to help people carry goods to make a living! Is this the indifference of human nature or the loss of morality...

Zhong Li glanced at him, his expression extremely calm, but his golden eyes were full of helplessness.

He waved his hand and put the sack into the storage artifact. He heard two sighs of regret, and the corners of his eyes suddenly twitched unnoticeably.

"Ahem, Mr. Zhongli is here, but what's the matter?"

Chen Tianfeng received the photo crystal, coughed slightly, and changed the subject.

Zhongli was not prepared to argue with these two people and said warmly, "My little friend, will you be free in the next two days?"

"Yes, I have time these days."

Chen Tianfeng nodded, and then asked half-inquiringly and half-jokingly: "What is Mr. Zhongli going to do? Are you planning to treat me to a meal?"

Then, in the shocked eyes of Chen Tianfeng and Hu Tao, Zhongli nodded slightly, and said calmly, to those who knew him, the words were like thunder: "Yes, that's what I meant."

"...Mr. Zhongli is serious?"

Chen Tianfeng widened his eyes, and after getting Zhongli's confirmation again, he actually felt a little flattered.

"Are you really Zhongli?"

Hu Tao walked up to Zhongli in three or two steps, looked left and right, and then stood on tiptoe, pinching his cheek in the helpless eyes of Zhongli.

The girl let go of his hand, frowned slightly, and looked at him with her beautiful eyes with blood plum marks, and said in a puzzled tone: "Is it true, Zhongli, did you take the wrong medicine today?"

Zhongli: "..."

Before he spoke, Hu Tao suddenly thought of something, and her eyes changed from puzzlement to vigilance: "Zhongli, the treat you mentioned is not just a treat, and then the bill will be put on the account of the Rebirth Hall, right?"

"... Hall Master, don't worry, the treat I mentioned is indeed a normal treat in the perception of Liyue people."

Zhongli looked at Chen Tianfeng, and a smile flashed in his golden eyes: "Thanks to friend Tianfeng, I just happened to have an unspent windfall in my hand."