The Homeless Man of Teyvat

Return to the southeast side of Liyuan,

Chen Tianfeng and Ye Lan found a place to hide their horses, disguised themselves, carried knives and bows, and followed the marks on the map until they reached the factory of Yurenzhong.

The factory is hidden in a small ruins that has been desolate for a long time. It is very hidden. Even the treasure thieves are not willing to visit this abandoned ruins that have been raided by countless people. It is inconvenient to access the ruins. Half of it is underground and cannot see the light all year round. Apart from being able to shelter from wind and rain, this abandoned ruins has no use anymore.

It was precisely because of this that the Fools included this place in their selection of factory locations.

After several comparisons, we finally made the decision to choose this hidden, easy-to-defend and difficult-to-attack ruins.

"What do we do?"

Chen Tianfeng crouched, pressing the hilt of the knife, while quietly sticking out half of his head, looking at the members of the advance team of Fools who were patrolling in front of the entrance to the ruins, and whispered: "I suggest you rush in directly and chop down anyone you see. Just chop it, chop it to the end, whatever the fools are planning, they can chop it into pieces.”

"Brother Chen, this..."

"Brother Chen, call me Aren, Miss Kafka."

"...Okay, Aren."

Ye Lan twitched the corner of her mouth and looked at Chen Tianfeng's new outfit. Her purple eyes were full of helplessness: "Ah Ren, how about we think about it again? It's a bit too reckless to rush in like this."

I don’t know how many fools there are in the ruins, and I don’t know how many traps they have set up in the ruins, and I don’t know if they have any trump cards to die together... It’s really unwise for a wise person to rush in like this.

Ye Lan sighed in her heart and glanced at the long wig that Chen Tianfeng was wearing, with a layer of purple specially added to the ends of the hair. Then she looked at his right hand holding the handle of the knife and his bandaged left wrist with a strange mood.

Ten minutes ago, Ye Lan, who once again transformed into Kafka, asked Chen Tianfeng with a smile if he wanted to do some disguise. It was just a joke at first, but he didn't expect that he stared at her for a few seconds, his eyes lit up, he described what he wanted to look like with great interest, and looked at her expectantly.

Ye Lan couldn't bear to reject his expectations, and under the existing conditions, she tried her best to dress up Chen Tianfeng as he described. Fortunately, the final result was quite satisfactory.

But for some reason, Chen Tianfeng, who had put on a disguise, was inexplicably excited and always came up with some incredible ideas with great interest.

For example, rushing into the ruins and killing all the fools; for example, using the folk method of poisoning mice to suffocate all these fools to death in the ruins; for example, quietly digging a hole above the ruins and throwing dozens or twenty bundles of explosives Go in and let these fools appreciate art...

The first idea is of course not feasible, but the second idea is good. Unfortunately, she does not have so many strong and quick-acting poisons. Brother Chen seems to have some alternative, but I don’t know what he thought of. He said nonchalantly that he does not have this kind of fear. highly toxic.

Chen Tianfeng was actually worried that Mr. Zhongli's blood pressure would skyrocket after he found out that he had released pollution in Guiliyuan. As the old man got older, he began to think about how to retire reasonably, and it was better not to irritate him.

As for the third type...

Yelan rubbed her chin, thoughtfully: "I think it's feasible."

"……ah?"

Chen Tianfeng was stunned for a moment and scratched his head: "I'm just talking nonsense. Are you really going to stuff so many explosives into the ruins?"

“It’s the simplest and cheapest way to do it — but it requires a few tweaks.”

Yelan raised her beautiful eyebrows, smiled at the corner of her lips, and reflected Chen Tianfeng's figure with her beautiful purple eyes: "Brother Chen, oh no, Ah Ren, let's sneak into their factory first. It's best to find out how they counterfeit it." There are no taboos, what is the purpose of counterfeiting, and then blowing up the ruins."

"...You call this an adjustment?"

"Why, doesn't Ah Ren find it interesting?"

"It's interesting, but I'm not very good at sneaking in."

"No, Ah Ren, you are very good at it."

Ye Lan blinked and chuckled: "I remember that in the story you once told, there was this saying: As long as you kill everyone who sees you infiltrating, you will naturally be able to infiltrate perfectly."

"Listen to me, Aren. Now, you have to help me perform a perfect infiltration."

"..."

Chen Tianfeng looked her up and down, pulled out the long knife with a clang, and grinned: "I knew I was right about you. This is the Queen of the Night in my heart."

The scene of Qing Chuang and her small breasts sharing tea is certainly beautiful, but how could such a virtuous and kind-hearted person be the real Ye Lan?

She is the queen of the darkness in Liyue, walking on the edge of danger and enjoying the sense of accomplishment brought by conquering the crisis. How could she really like the ordinary daily life?

It should be intense!

What is the difference between dullness and numbness?

Danger and intensity can make her clearly feel that she is still alive!

"That's amazing. I was almost fooled by you."

Chen Tianfeng sighed with emotion, and at the same time thought about what made Ye Lan give up this "gentle" disguise in front of him, and finally realized that it was probably because he killed the thief without hesitation.

Is Ye Lan sure that he is not a truly kind and good person?

"Unfortunately, it was still close, and the effect was not good. Not only did it fail to bring the relationship with Brother Chen closer, it actually pushed Brother Chen further away." Ye Lan shook her head and smiled, left the bunker, and walked towards the ruins with graceful steps.

"To be honest, I was actually scared."

Chen Tianfeng followed her, pointed his sword at an angle, and said, "You act so carefully, but I can't guess what you are planning."

Ye Lan sighed softly: "So the gentler I am, the more cautious Brother Chen will be..."

If she had known this, she wouldn't have bothered to pretend to be gentle and gentle... Why did she do this in the first place?

Yelan recalled her thoughts at that time, those pure eyes, a gentle smile on her lips, and the beautiful and cute blond figure floating in front of her eyes.

Ah, I remembered, it was because of her.

Ye Lan suddenly realized, then she pursed her lips and smiled.

What a kind and lovely girl. I'm just sorry, my sneak escape was very successful this time.

…

…

"Huh? Who!"

"Stop! Fools work together, and idle people are not allowed to come near!"

"Ha, you are fooling everyone, what a domineering style."

Chen Tianfeng held the knife and approached like a ghost, with a smile in his eyes, and shouted angrily: "I am ordered by Great Sage Xumi to kill you, why don't you die quickly!"

The sword flashed, and the standard armor of the Fools' advance team was like a toy made of paper, easily scratched by the blade.

Ye Lan didn't pay attention to the scene that couldn't be called a battle at all. She hummed a little tune, put her hands behind her back, and walked briskly into the ruins.

Chen Tianfeng followed closely behind, making her stealth even more perfect.

Half an hour later.

"boom!!!"

A huge explosion sounded, the ruins collapsed, and smoke and dust flew everywhere.

An old man who was attracted by the explosion watched this scene in silence, feeling increasingly tired.

"well……"

That drunkard poet! !