The Homeless Man of Teyvat

"Every year at this time, my mother-in-law would ask me to go to the market to buy some fresh mushrooms, and then cook a big pot of noodles and make more than a dozen portions of Shanzhen Hot Braised Noodles. The neighbors all like the noodles made by my mother-in-law..."

"My mother-in-law is old and always coughs. Mr. Baizhu, who knows that I can't get much mola, gave me a weird but cheap prescription. He said that the most difficult to obtain the medicinal material, I can go to Adventurer The association commissioned..."

"But if I can't get it... the Adventurers Association will become very slow..."

"My mother-in-law looks a lot older..."

“···”

"My mother-in-law is waiting for me to go back. I don't want to die..."

"No one wants to die." Chen Tianfeng glanced expressionlessly at the guy hiding in the corner of the rough wooden cage. On earth, he should be preparing for the college entrance examination, but now he is locked up with a gray face and injuries. In the cage.

Like high school students waiting for the results of the college entrance examination, their fate is uncertain, and they are beaten earlier than college students.

After a whole process, the young boy who was supposed to be enjoying his youth suddenly turned into a miserable character like Mrs. Xianglin who could only repeat a few sentences.

Although he was not much luckier than him... Chen Tianfeng twitched the corner of his mouth and looked through the palm-sized gap in the prison cage at the gangsters who were sitting around the fire, using extremely unscrupulous techniques to prepare a barely edible dinner. .

Obviously, both he and the mentally disturbed teenager were the "trophies" of these gangsters.

He traveled through time inexplicably, encountered bandits inexplicably, and was captured inexplicably... Oh, this is not inexplicable, it's because I couldn't run away.

Chen Tianfeng glanced at the bandit with scars on his face and an unnatural sitting posture. He looked hesitantly at the burnt but still not fully cooked barbecue in his hands, and rubbed his side with an ugly expression.

Suddenly arrived in a strange environment, before I had time to figure out what was going on, a guy suddenly appeared four or five meters away with a knife and a cruel smile that didn't look like a good person. A normal person's first reaction would naturally be to turn around and run away—— Except for those who were frightened.

Chen Tianfeng naturally did the same thing, but after running into the woods, he suddenly came up with the idea of ​​"I can fight back." In fact, he was half successful, if the other party didn't have help.

This group of bandits was not large, and there were a total of five people knocked down by his two sticks.

The leader was tall and tall, with a fierce look on his face. Hanging from his waist was a thick knife that was wide at the top and narrow at the bottom, somewhat similar to the broadsword used during the Anti-Japanese War. The remaining four people are either normal or thin in size. Some hold knives, some use hammers, and some only have one or two daggers.

——This is why Chen Tianfeng recognized the thief leader at a glance.

At first, Chen Tianfeng thought that this place was from an ancient dynasty period, but then these people smashed his speculation into pieces with their standard or regionally influenced Mandarin.

I have never heard of any ancient dynasty whose common language was Mandarin.

Bulu Atractylodes... Mora...

After patiently listening to the looping playback of the unlucky inmates for several times and seeing the special way of making fire by these bandits, Chen Tianfeng finally confirmed with an ugly face where he had come - a game called [Genshin Impact]. world.

This game is very popular, and Chen Tianfeng was once one of the many players. As for why it was once, it is naturally because the real-life game Chen Tianfeng [Life] has reached certain critical periods.

Chen Tianfeng, who had finally graduated from college and was preparing for a beating from society, was forced to accept another beating.

This is really fun to play with Genshin Impact...

Chen Tianfeng's expression was gloomy. In this case, it might as well be an ancient dynasty. At least there was no magical thing like elemental power. The only good thing was that these bandits - or members of the treasure stealing group - did not wear the God's Ring. Eyesight.

Of course, it's also possible that they were hiding.

"You guys, can you tell me why you arrested me?"

Chen Tianfeng moved closer to the fire: "There may be some misunderstanding here."

"What a misunderstanding!"

When Scarface heard the noise, he immediately put down the half-cooked barbecue in his hand and turned around cursingly: "Look at this bag on my head! Even if there was a misunderstanding before, it is no longer the case!"

"Maybe it's just that we don't know each other without fighting."

"Ha, even if I beat you to death, you still don't know me." Scarface sneered.

"Boy, don't think about enemies buying murderers or anything like that."

The leader of the thieves threw the equally terrible barbecue in his hand into the fire, and then tasted the food in the pot tentatively. His face suddenly twitched, and finally took out a piece of dry biscuit and took a vicious bite: "We Silver Winged Treasure Thieves The group has always only done the job of kidnapping, so I can only blame you for your misfortune. "

Does the treasure-thief group also have professional ethics... Chen Tianfeng thought: "Heroes only steal wealth?"

"No, sometimes it kills people."

The leader of the thieves smiled as if reminiscing: "What I like most are you reckless new adventurers, or those who travel and explore alone. You have a lot of money and are easy to deal with. My family is also rich, and I can make a profit. These brothers have been eating for half a year."

Chen Tianfeng glanced at the barbecue that was gradually carbonizing in the fire: "What are the heroes going to do with us?"

"I originally thought about asking that guy to say hello to my family and get some mora flowers, but I didn't expect to encounter the Qianyan Army to suppress the bandits, and I almost didn't run out."

The leader of the thieves was probably interested in Chen Tianfeng, who first took down his men, and then obediently gave up resistance after he led his men around him, so he started talking more. He pointed at the young man huddled in the corner of the cage: "I was so scared that I lost a lot of things. Who would have thought that this fool would run with me!"

The leader of the bandits laughed, and the other bandits also laughed jokingly: "This is such a fate, I can't bear to find a place to bury him. Then I met my little brother, this is also fate!"

It’s okay not to have this fate... The corners of Chen Tianfeng’s eyes twitched.

As if frightened by the laughter of the bandits, the body of the young man who looked like Mrs. Xianglin in the corner of the cage trembled.

"Brother, you look like we are from Liyue. Although the clothes you are wearing are a bit strange, the materials are probably not cheap. I guess you are also a young man from a rich family."

The thief took a bite of the dry biscuit and looked at Chen Tianfeng with squinted eyes: "I am a kind-hearted person. How about you write a letter to your family and help the brothers to order some mola, and the brothers will let you go?"

I would like to, but it is not easy to send letters across the world... Chen Tianfeng thought in amusement.

As for writing letters of distress to familiar characters based on his understanding of the game, Chen Tianfeng had not considered it. Firstly, he didn't know what time it was, and secondly, the status of those characters who were "suitable to ask for help" were too high. Why should they trust him and help him?

Even if those characters believe him after verification, maybe there will be grass growing on his grave by then.

Third time... Do you really think these bandits don't know how to read letters?

"This is the misunderstanding I'm talking about." Chen Tianfeng decided to take a gamble: "What a good man doesn't know is that I am a person who has enough to eat and the whole family is not hungry. I don't know who to write to. What I can do now is Wearing these clothes.”

He adjusted the black cashmere coat he was wearing. According to the merchant, it was fine cashmere. But Chen Tianfeng felt that based on the price quoted by the merchant, it was at most a good wool coat.

"Brother, are you serious?"

"Nothing false."

"Then this will be difficult." The leader of the thieves grinned, "If I kill the things you have on you, they are also mine."

"I also know a few treasure places..."

"Well, the Silver Wings Treasure Thieves only do kidnappings."

"Then the heroic Silver Wing Treasure Thieving Group welcomes new members?" Chen Tianfeng pointed to himself, "To be honest, I am still a cook. Not to mention the most exquisite delicacies, at least I can cook home-cooked meals."

What should you do if you encounter an enemy you can't defeat?

Chen Tianfeng chose to join them first and survive before talking about anything else. After all, if a person dies, there is really no chance at all.

"Brother is indeed an interesting person." The thief took another bite of the biscuit and frowned: "But even if the little brother is really a cook, none of the brothers dare to eat what you make."

"I understand, I understand. You can divide the food I made into a small portion first, and wait until I test the poison and make sure everything is fine before you guys can eat it." Chen Tianfeng waved his hand: "After a long time, the brothers will naturally know that I am sincerely joining the gang. ”

The bandits looked at me, and I looked at you. Some of them looked surprised, and some looked amused.

"Boss, this guy suddenly appeared, which is very suspicious! I think otherwise we should..."

Scarface gritted his teeth and his eyes were sinister, clearly resenting Chen Tianfeng for giving him two sticks.

"I have a sense of propriety."

The thief leader interrupted him and glanced at Scarface, shutting him up instantly. Then he looked at Chen Tianfeng: "Boy, it's not easy to join the Silver Wings Treasure Thief Group. You have to think clearly."

"Boss, why don't you first tell me the conditions for joining the team and the rules after joining the team." Chen Tianfeng sat up slightly and said, "It's better for me to prepare in advance."

"It's not urgent." The leader of the thieves put down the dry biscuits he had taken several bites, and his smile under the firelight was a bit oozing: "You only need to know one thing now: one day you are a treasure thief group, and you will be a treasure thief group your whole life. Don't think about it. The day I can clear up the relationship, especially with my Silver Wings, is easy to get in and out... Hey, even if you die, you will be a Silver Wing thief!"

"This little brother understands how to ignore his brothers when he is rich." Chen Tianfeng nodded and solemnly said: "Don't worry, brother, as long as the brothers are still here, I will always be a thief of the Silver Wings Treasure Thief Group!"

The leader of the thieves stared at him and sighed after a long time: "Brother, you are really willing to give up in order to survive."

Chen Tianfeng also lamented: "There is no way, brother, I have no choice."

"The Silver Wings Treasure Thief Group really needs someone to take care of logistics and food."

The thief leader didn't pay attention to the expression on Scarface's face, and pressed his right hand on the handle of the knife: "The last brother who did this suddenly went crazy for some reason, and wanted to lure Qianyan Army and the brothers to die together... It's really difficult for me. I believe you are smart."

He didn't say what the ending was for his last brother, but everyone present knew that it probably wasn't a good ending.

"The younger brother also finds it difficult." Chen Tianfeng let out a breath, feeling that things were 70% or 70% better: "Why don't you give me a chance, let the younger brother give it a try, see the younger brother's performance, and let the facts speak for themselves?"

"Speaking with facts... What a good idea. Only those of you with smart brains can come up with such wonderful sentences." The thief shook his head and took his hand off the handle of the knife: "To be honest, I would rather choose someone stupid. 's cook."

"I...I can also cook!"

The boy who had been huddled in the corner of the cage suddenly rolled over and squeezed in, with tears and snot on his face: "I can cook! Really! Please! Please! I don't want to die! I don't want to die!" "