The Hero Kneels

You know how to practice martial arts all day long, where do you put me?

I put you in my heart. You are my most beloved little cotton-padded jacket.

Go away, yesterday I dressed up carefully and asked you to go to bed early, but you told me that you wanted to practice kung fu, and my sexy lace clothes were all in vain...

I made a breakthrough yesterday, little cotton-padded jacket. How about I make it up to you tonight? Let's have a thirty-minute decisive battle.

Thirty minutes? If you can last for three minutes, you'll be pretty good.

Listening to the quarrel between the two, the passersby blushed, and Ye Dou also felt dirty.

There really is no limit to the quarrel between the two of you. What are you doing here in public, in broad daylight, and speaking so straightforwardly?

When I walked into the Xinxin Hotel, I saw Cuihua blushing at the counter and eating lunch.

Li Yongzheng and Wang Xiaomei were arguing happily. They were arguing next to the counter, regardless of the strange looks of people coming in and out.

After Ye Dou came closer, he couldn't help but hum.

Brother Ye, I didn't expect Brother Ye to be here. Li Yongzheng suddenly smiled, as if he had seen the God of Wealth.

Humanoid self-propelled cannon! How dare you come here? Wang Xiaomei put her hands on her hips and looked unkind.

Ahem, I'm here to discuss something with your boyfriend. Ye Dou couldn't help but smile.

Discussing things? You don't want to mess with him, do you?

Wang Xiaomei sneered: King Ye Pao deserves to be King Ye Pao, and you don't even want to let men go?

Ye Dou's tiger body shook, and he seemed to have figured out something: Hey, my title of humanoid self-propelled cannon and Ye Cannon King came from you, right?

…

In room 18 of Xinxin Hotel.

Li Yongzheng said with a smile on his face: Teacher Ye, don't blame Xiaomei. This is her temperament and she has always liked to talk. I want to apologize to you.

Ye Dou nodded nonchalantly and asked, How are you writing secret books recently?

Li Yongzheng said awkwardly: Sorry, Teacher Ye, besides practicing martial arts recently, I have been busy dating, so I have basically not written anything. In fact, Wang Xiaomei and I are about to get married. Speaking of which, Brother Ye is still the introducer, so I will definitely do it by then. Invite you to a wedding drink.

You've been too lazy recently. Ye Dou frowned slightly.

He gave Li Yongzheng some benefits, hoping that the other party would continue to work hard and create more secrets for him to learn from. But now that the other party has neglected his studies, it's not pretty.

Teacher Ye, I made a mistake. Please forgive me. In fact, I was just short of time. It's not that I didn't write at all. I still wrote a book during this time. Li Yongzheng hurriedly bent down and took out a secret book from the drawer.

Ye Dou took it and took a look. There were four big characters written on this secret book: Fist of the North Star!

good,

It was the anime martial arts North Star Fist that Li Yongzheng tried in the first place!

Li Yongzheng said with a smile: I watched hundreds of episodes of anime before I figured out how to write this martial arts. This martial arts is based on acupoints and acupuncture points. It pays attention to the use of Qi. I changed the concept of Qi into For the sake of internal strength, this is theoretically successful.”

Finally succeeded?

Ye Dou said nothing and silently opened the Fist of the North Star.

In addition to many martial arts theories about meridians, this book of Fist of the North Star only has one martial art, and that is Hundred Fist of the North Star!

The icing on the cake of martial arts is not even considered middle martial arts, it can only be considered outstanding among low martial arts. After reading the secret book, Ye Dou shook his head slightly, not satisfied.

He said in a deep voice to Li Yongzheng: Although this secret book has been written, it is not what I want. You should know that what I want is at least medium martial arts, or high martial arts.

Li Yongzheng panicked: Teacher Ye, I really can't write Gao Wu. I don't even have a theoretical basis. I don't have a theoretical basis for most of Zhongburi. When I wrote the Immortal Golden Body, my hair was almost gray. Maybe I can make up the Chinese martial arts that are within three-thirds of the vitality, but Teacher Ye doesn't like these martial arts.

In Hong Kong comics such as Legend of the Emperor,

There are quite a few lightning-based martial arts, and there is also the Sea Tiger Explosive Fist, which requires a magnetic field to propel it, but they all look like superpowers. These martial arts may seem powerful, but without the support of internal strength, it is impossible to write them down. Not true.

Ye Dou shook his head: You don't have to worry about your internal skills. You just need to write down the martial arts. That Sea Tiger Explosive Fist. Write down this martial skill for me. I want this martial skill, as well as some other lightning-type martial arts. , writing about martial arts can also be done in novels, it is much easier than internal strength, I believe you can do it.

Yes, yes, I understand. I, Li Yongzheng, will definitely find a way to write out the Sea Tiger Explosive Fist. Li Yongzheng nodded immediately.

The theoretical basis required for internal strength is too strong, and it is too difficult to write, especially if it is written in real form. It is much easier to write about martial arts. You only need to write down the effects of martial arts, various moves, and how to use them. The workload is only a fraction of the internal strength.

Teacher Ye, isn't my Pure Yang Kung Fu not suitable for sexual intercourse?

Seeing that Ye Dou was about to turn around and leave, Li Yongzheng suddenly hesitated and said: Actually...Actually, every time I have sex with Xiaomei, part of the energy in my body will be consumed, and I feel that the loss is a bit big.

Is this happening?

Ye Dou raised his eyebrows.

The Chunyang Kung Fu he teaches is adapted from the Chunyang Boy Kung Fu. Although the power will not be lost with one click, there should still be some impact on men and women.

Teacher Ye, now I have achieved some success in my boy's skill, but my practice speed is extremely slow. Please give me a few small rejuvenation pills, teacher Ye. Li Yongzheng knelt down with a pop.

Xiao Huan Dan? Impossible. You have been neglectful these days. This is your punishment for not writing the secret book.

Ye Dou shook his head.

The so-called Xiaohuandan is actually a Qi-enhancing pill that is often sold in stores. There are hundreds of pills in a box. A white soul is needed to achieve a perfect combination. Ye Dou eats these Qi-enhancing pills like eating jelly beans.

But if he didn't write down the secret book, he wouldn't have any candy. He had to let Brother Li understand.

I don't run a charity, so don't neglect your work because of your girlfriend, otherwise your boss won't pay you your salary.

Disciple realizes his mistake.

Li Yong was very frustrated, his eyes were filled with tears and regret, and he could only send Ye Dou out with a lot of thanks.

As soon as he opened the door, as expected, he found Wang Xiaomei standing at the door eavesdropping.

Seeing Ye Dou coming out and Li Yongzheng behind him filled with tears, she immediately pushed out her plump breasts and asked nervously: Hey, Lao Li, why are you crying again? What did you have to hide before? Deal? Is it related to chrysanthemums? Ye Dou, do you want to pick up my boyfriend?

Ye Dou: ...