The Hero Kneels
Chapter 143 Wanting to practice magical skills, brandishing a knife from the palace
Those fake cheats of peerless martial arts were written by me. I caused many people to lose their temper, suffer from diarrhea, and even become mentally ill...
The young man with glasses almost cried into tears, and went straight into the rhythm of confession and leniency: That's the fault of my youth and ignorance... I will never write fake cheats in the future, please let me go.
So you wrote the peerless martial arts cheats?
Ye Dou raised his brows with joy, and immediately helped the other party up, shaking his arm excitedly and said: Your talent, do you know that I have been looking for you for a long time, do you still have that kind of fake cheats written in your hand? I want all of them. Already!
The young man with glasses was shaken like a candle in the wind, feeling a little dizzy, and a little confused about what happened.
Li Yongzheng, 33 years old, unmarried, unemployed, mourning!
As a graduate of a hospital of traditional Chinese medicine, Li Yongzheng not only writes handmade small letters, but is also a fan of martial arts novels.
In the early years when martial arts movies were popular, he made a living by making fake martial arts cheats. Many film crews came to order handmade versions of martial arts cheats from him. Later, when martial arts movies declined, he set up a stall on Enamel Street to sell fake cheats. Specifically to deceive those martial arts fans.
Relying on the knowledge of meridians and yin-yang and the five elements learned in the hospital of traditional Chinese medicine, he compiled the martial arts in martial arts novels vividly, and many people flocked to them for a thousand yuan. A peerless master in the middle of the mouth.
certainly,
The limelight didn't last long, and he was approached by readers and their families.
Because of these people's blind practice of the peerless inner strength compiled, some of them practiced to severe pain in the internal organs, some practiced crooked noses and slanted eyes, some even suffered a stroke and were admitted to the hospital, and some even became mentally ill.
then,
He was chased and beaten by these former readers and family members.
He was also admitted to the hospital several times.
Since then, Comrade Li Yongzheng has learned his lesson and stopped selling fake cheats to harm others. Enamel Street specializes in selling some handmade fake cheat shells to dawdle.
Time flies, Li Yongzheng will be 33 years old in a blink of an eye, and now even basic necessities of life have become problems.
Ye Dou sat in the dilapidated and simple shack of the other party,
Listening to the other party's story, I couldn't help but feel that fate is impermanent, and then asked: Li Yongzheng, do you still have such fake cheats by your side? Show me them.
I sold all the fake cheats at a low price, and only the two most proud books I have ever written are still in my collection. Li Yongzheng replied, taking out two cheats from a shoe box behind him, and handing one of them to him. past.
When everyone has a second grade... these two books are the best I have written. I have used a lot of knowledge in traditional Chinese medicine in them, and they are theoretically feasible. At the beginning, there were professors from the Chinese medicine hospital who specially studied them. One of my secret books even praised me for writing well...
Li Yongzheng introduced it quite proudly, and his slightly dim eyes finally regained their vitality.
It's just that when Ye Dou saw the name of martial arts on this exquisite cheat book, he couldn't help but gasped.
The secret book in his hand is indeed a peerless martial art, and it is very well known, as long as a man has heard of the name of this peerless martial art.
good,
This is it!
When mentioning the Sunflower Collection, Ye Dou immediately thought of the eight characters If you want to practice magic skills, swing your sword from the palace!
It is rumored that this Sunflower Book was written by a former eunuch, and it is based on fastness, so that the opponent cannot see the flaws and has no chance to fight back. Or it is so fast that even if the opponent sees the flaw in the move, the opponent has no time to counterattack, and the flaw is fleeting.
The world's martial arts are fast, and the Sunflower Collection has indeed grasped the essence of speed.
If he practiced this martial art, he would definitely be able to compare the speed with those ghosts, or even exceed the speed of those ghosts.
But……
Crash!
Ye Dou turned to the first page, his eyelids trembling.
Sure enough, the eight familiar characters appeared in the eyelids:
grass!
Seeing these eight characters, he really wanted to slap Li Yongzheng away.
If you write fake cheats, just fake cheats, you don’t change a single word, how can I practice this?
He took a few glances patiently, his brows furrowed even tighter.
These words seem to make a lot of sense, but in the eyes of Ye Dou, who has become a martial arts master, they are nonsense and purely fooling people. It's just that the words are well arranged and seem unpredictable.
A fake is a fake, even if it's made up like...
Peerless martial arts are peerless martial arts, but it's a pity that it's a f*cking sunflower book, it's impossible to practice by yourself, at most it has some value for enlightenment.
Can I say a word of mother selling batches?
Brother, this Sunflower Book is the secret book I wrote when I was the most frustrated in my life. At that time, I became a poor man, and my girlfriend left me. Treasure book... Li Yongzheng looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, as if he had entered the rhythm of the past.
Ahem... Ye Dou couldn't help but interrupted with a dry cough.
This one is really a weirdo, who wants to leave the palace with a knife after falling in love, so how do divorced couples live? Do they all go to their own palace?
...Ah, brother, are you dissatisfied? I have another copy here.
Seeing the displeasure on Ye Dou's face, Li Yongzheng hastily handed the second cheat book to Ye Dou's hand, and said seriously: You are satisfied with this book, I spent a lot of effort and visited many people to write this cheat book. Famous martial arts masters, record their heroic and vigorous postures, I remember that there was a famous traditional martial arts master who practiced swords, and I bought this cheat book at a high price, but I didn’t sell it.”
This Dugu Nine Swords is definitely my hard work.
What?
Dugu Nine Swords!
Hearing the name, Ye Dou immediately stretched out his hand to grab the cheat book directly into his hands.
It really is Dugu Nine Swords! js3v3
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