The Hero Academy in My Mind

When school was over, Izuku happily walked out of school carrying his schoolbag and pushing his suitcase with All Might's face on it.

"I love after school. The time after school is the happiest time."

"Heh heh heh heh~ Sure enough, Midoriya, you also feel the same way?"

"Ah? Mineta-kun? Didn't you leave a long time ago?" Mineta Minoru looked at Izuku who was leaning next to the school gate with an evil smile on his face.

"Hey, Midoriya, do you want me to take you to a nice place to have some fun?" Mineta Minoru looked at the boy in front of him with an evil smile on his face, tilting his head to look at him.

"By the way, Mineta-kun, didn't you go to the women's bathroom before? How was it?" Izuku felt that the place Mineta was taking him to was probably not a good place, and he subconsciously wanted to refuse. At the same time, he suddenly thought of Mineta. Minoru had planned to go into the women's bathroom to spy.

"Don't mention it. By the time I get there, the girls will have already finished washing. Don't worry! You must be faster next time! My plan is absolutely perfect! The only difference is time!"

"Whoa, but Mineta-kun, it's better not to go to the women's bathroom. Teacher Aizawa said that if a boy is caught going to the women's bathroom without permission, he will be expelled from school."

"Tch! Wouldn't it be nice if we weren't discovered?"

"Really? But I still think it's better not to go. I'm leaving first." Izuku said, pushing his suitcase and leaving quickly, heading towards the tram stop.

"Hey! Midoriya! Don't you want to know where I will take you?!"

"Sorry! Mineta-kun! I have to go back and look after the house! Mom is away from home again."

"Huh?! What did you say?!"

"I'm going back first! See you on Monday!!" Izuku said, running faster.

"Tch! I still want to take you to visit the new All Might figure store. It's really disrespectful. Forget it, if you don't go, I'll go by myself. Maybe I can meet a beautiful woman, hehe. Hehe~" Mineta Minoru said, walking to the other side with a lewd smile.

Izuku stepped into the carriage of the tram just as it was about to depart. He let out a sigh of relief and sat on an empty seat.

"Phew, we almost have to wait for the next train."

"Ah...hey, is there anyone? Can you help me? Excuseme? HELLO?"

"Well... I've seen stupid people, but I've never seen anyone as stupid as you, Deadpool." Two familiar voices came from the last car behind. Izuku tilted his head and stood up from his seat. He stood up and pushed his suitcase towards the next car.

"Teacher Spider-Man?! And... Mr. Deadpool, whose head is caught in the tram door? Why are you here?"

"Yo, Jonah."

"Hey, Jonah boy, can you do me a favor? Ooooooh!! My baby! It's rubbed!!"

Izuku put the suitcase aside and squatted down, poking Deadpool's head with his hand to make him laugh.

"How did Mr. Deadpool become like this? It's kind of funny."

"Hurry up and pull me over here!"

"Jonah, don't pay attention to him, he just deserves it." Spider-Man said while looking at his phone and rubbing his hood with his hands from time to time.

"Teacher Spider-Man, where are you going?"

"This bastard was dishonest when he slept at night. He even wet the bed. I had to change all the quilts and quilt covers at home. I just threw the wet quilt covers and pillows into the trash can. Now I have to go to the supermarket to buy new ones, you bastard. You still look like you don't care, do you know I'm very poor now?" Spider-Man stepped on Deadpool's face and quickly retracted his leg.

"Hula hula" red nosebleeds fell on the ground, and Deadpool looked a little embarrassed.

"A real man, little spider, it doesn't matter! My uncle's money has arrived this month, one hundred thousand yuan, a full one hundred thousand yuan, buy a bottle of good wine, and some [beep-beep], little spider , you know what I mean, pinch hahaha! "Puff!" Another kick, and Deadpool's entire face became distorted.

"You're smiling so obscenely."

"Little Spider, hurry up and pull me in!"

"You are absolutely not allowed to open the car door privately before arriving at the station." Izuku said seriously.

"Then what should I do if my head is clamped by a tram just like in the comics?! Little Spider! I'm not happy with the level! I want a kiss and a hug!!"

"I just want to say something to you right now: An uncle who is almost thirty years old should stop doing this kind of thing of pretending to be young, okay?! A man of this age has no shame!!" Spider-Man kicked him again Holding Deadpool's head.

"Neck! The neck is about to be broken!! Boom!" There was a heart-wrenching loud noise, and Deadpool ignored Spider-Man stepping on his face and directly covered his private parts with his hands that were not yet fully grown.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuah!!! My baby!!"

"It sounds like it hit a hard object." Izuku scratched his head, and Spider-Man quickly put down his feet and yanked open the car door with both hands.

"Beep beep beep~ XX station is here, passengers please get out of the carriage in an orderly manner."

"A real man? Mr. Deadpool?"

Spider-Man rushed out of the tram station with Deadpool holding his private parts, and Izuku followed them.

"Huh? Xiaojiu-kun?" A voice drew Izuku's attention, and Izuku turned his head to look.

"Ah?! Classmate Liri?! Why are you here?"

"Ah hahaha, because I found a temporary worker here." Liri scratched her head.

"Day laborer?"

"Oh! Let's not talk about this for now! What happened to Mr. Spider-Man and Mr. Deadpool? Why is Mr. Spider-Man holding Mr. Deadpool?"

"Well, Mr. Deadpool seems to have been injured accidentally. Uh, where is Mr. Spider-Man?" Izuku scratched his head and glanced at the busy tram station.

"I, I seem to have lost them."

"Then, Xiaojiu-kun, accompany me to the place where I work part-time!" Liri said, pulling Izuku's arm without saying anything, and walked to the other side of the tram station.

"Hey hey hey! What about our suitcases?! But they are very heavy!"

"Be a man, be a man! Just look at mine!!" Liri said, and gently tapped the suitcases of the two people with her fingers, and the suitcases floated in the air.

"It's really a super useful [Quiz]." Izuku wanted to pull his hand out of Liri's arms, but Liri held his hand too tightly and couldn't move at all.

'Do I have to accept my fate? Ha, well, forget it, I'll go check it out with Arisa, but I don't know what kind of job it is. '

"Arnold, Arisa, can you tell me what part-time job you do?"

"Actually, I work at a shrine, hahahaha, I heard that the talismans in that shrine are very effective."

"Shrine? Let's go check it out."

"Really?! Are you finally interested, Koku-kun?! Great!!" Arisa shouted, releasing her arm that was holding Izuku's hand.

"Is that shrine far away?"

"Not far away, look!" The two walked out of the tram station. As soon as they walked out of the tram station, Arisa pointed to a small hill not far away. The torii on the hill was very conspicuous.

"Is it there? It looks really close."

"That's right! By the way, Koku-kun, while I haven't started working yet, how about we go up and ask for a fortune?"

"Yeah, okay." Izuku was a little stunned, and followed Arisa's footsteps to the shrine.

Time gradually came to four o'clock in the afternoon. It took half an hour for Uraraka and Izuku to walk to the shrine's torii gate. They wiped the sweat from their foreheads. Next to the torii gate, several staff members wearing hats were counting the things taken down from the car. The leading staff member saw Uraraka, smiled, handed the record board in his hand to his subordinates, and walked towards Uraraka and Izuku.

"Uraraka, we have to get rid of you this time, huh? This is... your friend?"

"Hi! This is Izuku Midoriya from our class. He is the third strongest in our class!"

"I'm not that powerful." Izuku said with a small victory. The leading staff member smiled and stretched out his hand to him.

"I'm Kiyomizu Hisayuki, the foreman of Miss Uraraka. Nice to meet you."

"Uh! I'm Izuku Midoriya! Nice to meet you!" Izuku was stunned for a moment, and quickly stretched out his hand and shook Kiyomi Hisayuki's hand. The two hands, one big and one small, were held together, and the calluses in the two hands were constantly rubbing against each other.

"Young and promising." Kiyomizu Hisayuki released his hand and patted Izuku's shoulder, then looked at Uraraka.

"There's still some time before work starts, take your...friends for a walk, it's good to pray for blessings, draw a fortune or something, I heard the fortune here is very effective."

"Hey, we'll go! Let's go, Koku-kun!"

"Yeah, okay." After walking up the stairs of the Torii for dozens of steps, Izuku and Uraraka finally saw the shrine, which was a very large shrine. On the way from the flat road to the shrine stood several statues of divine foxes and hand-washing water pavilions.

"Let's wash our hands first." Izuku said, first picking up the water scoop with his right hand, scooping some water and pouring it on his left hand.

"Do you know how to do this, Midoriya-kun?"

"When I was a child, I often went to different shrines with my mother, so I know a little bit." Izuku took the water scoop and poured some water on his left hand, then put the water on his left hand into his mouth to rinse his mouth.

"You look very skilled." Uraraka said, also picked up another water scoop and started washing his hands.

"After washing your hands, let's go to the shrine. I'd like to know which god is enshrined here."