The Hero Academy in My Mind

"Me? I'm here to 'borrow' medicine." Deadpool said calmly, obviously it was not the first time he did this.

"Borrow medicine? Don't you usually buy medicine? Why do you want to borrow?"

"Shhhhh, [Doll], you can't make such things too public. What I want to 'borrow' is painkillers and morphine. Those things are not so easy to buy, so I want to 'borrow'." Deadpool blocked Izuku's mouth with his black gloves that were soaked in some unknown liquid and said in a low voice.

"Woo woo woo woo!" Izuku felt like vomiting when he smelled the glove.

'It's like a combination of canned herring and sweat! It stinks! '

"From your appearance, my gloves smell bad, sniff, ugh! My god! I remember I washed the gloves." Deadpool raised his hand and smelled it. Even if his sense of smell deteriorated, he could still smell the indescribable smell on the gloves.

"Looks like we need to use new laundry detergent, and it must have a stronger smell." Deadpool said to himself, not caring about Izuku who was almost fainted by the fumes.

"Okay, it's almost time, I have to sneak into the hospital to 'borrow' medicine, Sayonara, little [doll]" The next second, Deadpool's eyes became sharp, and with a few moves, Deadpool jumped into the high wall of the hospital.

"Gugu~ Mr. Deadpool's gloves smell really weird!" Izuku held a telephone pole and retched.

"Ugh~"

"Izuku, are you okay?" At this time, Todoroki Shoto and Bakugo Katsuki finally came.

"[Doll] are you okay, do you want to go to the hospital again?"

"No, I just smelled a very bad smell and felt a little nauseous." Izuku wiped his nose and stood up straight.

"I'm glad you're okay, Izuku, let's go have lunch together."

"Yin Yang face! I'll beat you up!"

"Boom!" Explosions and ice chips flew together, and Izuku, who was standing in the middle, felt a burst of cold and heat.

"You're so prone to catching colds. You can't fight in a place like this!"

"Swish, swish, swish!" Both of them were wrapped in spider silk and couldn't move.

"Fuck you!"

"You two! Remember your identities! Temporary licenses can be revoked at any time!" Spider-Man punched each of them in the head. Although these two people have strong personalities, their tempers are quite incompatible.

"Don't embarrass the hero! Reflect on yourself!"

"Swish, swish." The two were hung up, and they were treated the same as Deadpool.

"Damn it! Stinky spider! Put me down!!" Bakugo Katsuki is now like a cocoon that is moving randomly, as if he can break out of the cocoon in the next second and become a butterfly named Bakugo Katsuki.

Compared with him, the cocoon named Todoroki Shoto is obviously more 'quiet'

"Izuku, wait for me for a while, I'll come out soon and take you to lunch." Todoroki Shoto is constantly burning the spider silk with flames.

"Damn it! Yin-Yang Face! If anyone wants to come out, I'll be the first to come out!" Bakugo Katsuki also bombarded the spider silk with a small-scale explosion.

"Sizzle, sizzle."

"Boom, boom, boom!" The two seemed to be competing to see who would break out of the cocoon first.

"Huh! Running like this is so exciting! Eh? Midoriya-kun! Have you seen [Scorched Ice] and [Bakushinchi]? They ran to find you first!" Yelan Inasa just ran over, and before he saw the guy wrapped in two cocoons, Izuku sighed helplessly and pointed at the telephone pole above his head. Neither side got the upper hand, and both were intercepted by Spider-Man.

"Oh?! Spider-Man! Did you do it?!"

"What's wrong?"

"I want to be hung up too! This looks super exciting!" This kid is hopeless!

"Boom! Boom! Snap!" The two of them simultaneously shattered the cocoons that wrapped themselves and fell to the ground.

"Bah! Can this thing stop me?!"

"Izuku, let's go eat together." Todoroki said, glancing at Spider-Man. You can't even control us for twenty minutes, you are also a little brother!

"It seems that I have to use something else to make some heat-resistant spider silk next time." Spider-Man wiped his nose with his hand.

"Okay, since you two are out and everyone else is here, let's find a place to eat together!"

"Tsk!" Todoroki felt that this Spider-Man was really a bit of a spoiler.

"Stinky spider! I haven't settled the score with you for hanging me up yet!" Bakugo Katsuki rushed towards Spider-Man, intending to teach this spider a lesson.

"Bang bang bang!" After a set of operations, it was Bakugo Katsuki who fell to the ground.

"Huh~ Fighting with humans is really fun." Spider-Man rubbed his hands, at least it was more fun than fighting that big green barbarian.

"Ahem~ stinky spider!" Bakugo Katsuki was lying on the ground. Spider-Man just blocked a blast and then punched him in the stomach with a straight punch, knocking him out with one punch!

"Spider-Man, you hit too hard! Xiaosheng, are you okay?" Izuku glared at Spider-Man first, then pulled up Bakugo Katsuki who was lying on the ground.

"Fuck! Spider-Man! I will definitely beat you up next time!" Bakugo Katsuki put one hand on Izuku's shoulder, with saliva spurting out of the corner of his mouth.

"Oh, oh, a hot-blooded boy can be easily defeated by the enemy." Spider-Man clapped his hands, and Izuku took out a handkerchief from his belt and handed it to Bakugo.

"Wipe it, Xiaosheng, your face is dirty."

'Damn Bakugo! Go to hell!!!'

'Red Eyes, keep your voice down.'

‘Hmph! ’

“I b…” Bakugo Katsuki was about to say he didn’t need it, but after thinking for a while, he took the handkerchief, wiped the saliva off his face, and put the handkerchief into his belt.

“Izuku, do you have another handkerchief? I’m a little dirty here too.”

“Yes, I brought two handkerchiefs.” Izuku took out another handkerchief from his belt and handed it to Todoroki.

“Yoshi, let’s go have lunch together! I’ll treat everyone to delicious food!” Spider-Man raised his hand.

“Delicious? Mexican hand rolls again?”

“How is that possible!” You can clearly see your hand shaking! You just want to treat everyone to Mexican hand rolls!

Afterwards, Spider-Man invited the other six people to a steak house.

"So, Spider-Man, you're going to treat us to a steak at a special price? You don't have a big backer like Mr. Stark, so you can't even afford a steak?"

"Yes, but my bank card has been frozen by Mr. Stark. I'm so poor now, and my salary is used to buy alcohol with that guy Deadpool! I'm super poor now! So poor that I want to work to earn money!"

"It can't be that bad." Izuku scratched his head.

"I'll treat you to this meal." Todoroki took out a bank card from his belt.

"Huh? Really?!" Izuku said in surprise.

"No problem, it's all the money spent by that bastard dad."

"Uh... Isn't it good to spend money casually?" Izuku scratched his face and suppressed the idea of ​​paying the bill after eating the steak. He didn't have much money left.

"Then, order the best steak!! Roar! Extremely passionate!!"

"Before eating the steak, I have a few words to say." Everyone sat down, and Spider-Man raised a finger and said to everyone.

"Today's patrol will end at 5pm. Everyone should return to the hotel at 5pm. If you encounter an enemy, you can go back later. After returning to the hotel, [Doll], you can take the bus back with your classmates from U.A."

"Okay, okay." Izuku sat there obediently. When he heard Spider-Man's words, Todoroki Shoto and Bakugo Katsuki felt bright.

"Ah~ The little [Doll] is quite fun. I really don't want to let him go~" The appearance of Camie brushed her short hair with her hand.

"That's what I mean! If [Doll] comes to our school, he will definitely become a star. Not only is his [Personality] powerful, but his personality is also very good."

"Otherwise, [Doll], you can come to our school!"

"He won't go!"

"You can only stay in U.A!!" Todoroki Shoto and Bakugo Katsuki hugged Izuku who was sitting between them.

"It's not so easy to change your student status, and I also want to continue studying in U.A." Izuku said while waving his hands, his shoulders and neck hurt.

"Ahh~ That's such a pity."

"Please make way, the steak is here!"