The Hero Academy in My Mind

"Get out of the way! Get out of the way if you don't want to die!!"

"I can let you go, but can you hand over the bag in your hand? It belongs to someone else!" A piece of spider silk suddenly appeared and snatched away the lady in the arms of the huge figure who did not match his style at all. Bag.

"Give me the bag!" the huge figure shouted. Judging from the bloodshot eyes in his huge eyes, he was quite angry now.

"That's not okay! You have violated the "Citizen Personality Use Regulations" and the "Citizenship Law" and now you will be arrested. If you don't want to suffer more, just be honest!"

"Give me the bag!" the huge figure shouted and rushed towards Spider-Man standing on the telephone pole.

"Be honest!" His hands sprayed out webs of webs, directly stunning the huge enemy.

"Simple, fast attacks, killing with one hit, can control the disaster within the scope." Spider-Man said as he sprayed out ordinary spider silk to pin the enemy firmly here.

"My spider silk has a time limit of one hour, but during this time, we can call the police to come out and take this enemy back." Spider-Man said as he took down the lady's bag stuck to the telephone pole. , and even called the police.

"Sorry! Have any of you seen my bag? My bag was just snatched away by the enemy!" A hurried lady ran over.

"If the enemy is a robber, he must first return the stolen items to the owner, and then ask the owner to wait for the police to arrive and take notes. Of course, all this must be based on the fact that the enemy is under control."

"Beep~Beep~" The police car came quickly, and following the police car was a detention vehicle.

"Thank you!" Spider-Man waved to the police who got out of the car, and then looked at the people watching the show.

"The key words for this mission: fast, reliable, and less damaging. Do you understand?"

"Yes, got it!"

"If you are in an abandoned building or in a mountain forest, you can use [personality] however you want, but in the city, you must do everything possible to minimize damage and personal injury." Spider-Man said, while lighting Bakugo Katsuki, blasted the heads of Jiao Dong and Yelan Inasa.

"You three, please remember that the big-open and wide-open tricks may be fun, but as heroes, protecting the lives of others and protecting the safety of other people's lives and property is the first priority. Think about the damage your [personalities] can cause."

"yes."

"I know!"

"Control the power? That would be very passionate!" Except for Ye Lan, the first two seemed not to listen at all.

‘Red Eyes, am I controlling my [personality] well? ’

‘It’s still a little bit worse when using [ONEFORALL], but overall it’s almost the same. ’

‘Swoosh. ’

"This incident should be used as a model. From now on until tomorrow's patrol, if enemies appear during the patrol, it will be up to you to solve it. Everyone's performance will be graded and recorded into the final score. Everyone, please work hard."

"yes!"

"I'll work hard!" Deadpool raised his hands, very excited.

"I don't need you to cheer up. Just stay aside and watch."

"Yes~" Deadpool clearly felt a low pressure, and tears oozed from his mask.

"Teacher Spider-Man, Mr. Deadpool is crying, Mr. Deadpool?"

"Don't be fooled by him! I've never seen him cry sincerely! He must be lying again!"

"Hey! You guessed this!" Deadpool quickly jumped out of the low pressure and took out a box of eye drops from his belt.

"Well, my character is skinny and cheap. It's normal to lie to people. The tears are the result of the eye drops!"

"Hey?! Is this a lie?!"

"I can only say that you are too young." Deadpool said while rubbing Izuku's head with his hands.

"Did you just wipe your butt with that hand? Let me go! Bastard! Don't bully my students!"

"No, no, I just wiped my butt with my hands half an hour ago. There is no paper in the toilet, so I can only wipe it with my hands. There is no smell anymore."

"Hang from the lamp for an hour!"

"Swish, swish, swish!!" Several threads of spider silk directly tied Deadpool tightly.

"Ahem, sorry, I didn't take care of him. I made an appointment... There is a bathroom nearby [Doll]. Do you want to wash your head?" Spider-Man looked at Midoriya who had his head lowered with an apologetic look.

"...It's okay! Teacher Spider-Man! Let's continue patrolling!"

‘For this kind of thing, just go back and take a good shower! It’s not a big deal at all! ’

‘Just go back and wash your hair more! ’ Red-eyes and Izuku both thought so, but the others didn’t.

"Midoriya-kun, you'd better go wash it. I heard that if your head smells bad, it will make you bald," Kemi showed up to explain pseudoscience.

"Really?" Izuku scratched his head.

‘Then I should have been bald. ’

"Will Midoriya be bald?" Bakugou Katsuki and Todoroki Todoroki were stunned for a moment, and then they imagined Midoriya being bald, and their whole bodies trembled.

"Go wash your head!"

"I agree with this. Midoriya's hair must not smell bad." The two of them were minding their own business, each of them took one of Midoriya's hands and dragged him to the bathroom.

"Eh? It doesn't stink! Do you have to wash it?"

"Give me a good wash!"

"If you want to wash your hair, use this." A can of shampoo was thrown over.

"After washing, we will meet in the city center."

"Don't hold me back!"

"Midoriya, just give up!"

"You have to wash your hair well." What the hell are these people saying goodbye to!

Being caught into the bathroom like a chicken by two big guys, Izuku had a helpless expression on his face.

"Wash my hair properly!"

[Let us wash your hair properly. ]

[Push him into the water! ]

"Pfft!" Izuku's head was dazed for a moment, and his hair was wet by the tap water. The cold water hit Izuku's face and made him tremble.

"Puff, puff, puff." The shampoo was poured on Izuku's head. Bakugou Katsuki rubbed the shampoo with his hands. After a while, Izuku's hair turned into a pile of white bubbles.

"Close your eyes!"

"Wow, wow, wow." The tap water washed away the white bubbles, and a faint fragrance floated from the emerald green hair.

"Are you done washing? Can I open my eyes?"

"Not even close." Todoroki Todoroki said, releasing flames with his left hand. The flames surrounded Izuku's hair and dried Izuku's hair. A stronger fragrance than before wafted from Izuku's hair.

‘It tastes delicious. ’

‘Damn it, what the hell is that smell that suddenly comes out of Feijiu’s head? ’ Bakugo Katsuki rubbed Izuku’s hair with his hand.

"Okay, that's almost it! Go on patrol quickly."

"Are you ready?" Izuku opened his eyes.

"Smell, smell, it smells so good, the shampoo smells so good, it's time to go on patrol, let's go." Izuku turned and walked out of the bathroom.

‘I almost got sick again. ’

‘The effect of the medicine is still there. ’

"Beep beep~!!!" The three people's mobile phones suddenly rang at the same time with emergency text messages.

"Text from Spider-Man."

[Now a group of tire-shaped enemies suddenly appeared on the street, running wildly on the street. Please pay attention and protect the safety of citizens. ]

"Tires? What the hell?"

"Let's clear the crowd first. This task must be left to Todoroki-kun and Xiao Sheng."

"Why leave it to us?"

"One is the first place winner in the sports festival, and the other is a handsome guy. He will definitely attract a lot of people. I will go to the street to divert traffic." Izuku said and took out two red glow sticks from his belt.

"Then I'll leave it to you two first!" Izuku said, running out of the bathroom and starting to provide guidance on the street.

"Gan!" The two of them felt a little uncomfortable when they thought about being surrounded by crowds at noon.

"Gulu, guru, guru!" In the distance, the sound of huge wheels turning came from a very far away place.

"Please go to a safe place! There will be enemies passing here!"

"If you don't want to die, come to this side of the street! How dare you cross the road?!"

"[Jiao Dong] is so handsome! Please give me your autograph!"

Three people, three different ways, so strange.