The Hero Academy in My Mind

Today's incident not only gave citizens something to talk about, but also gave the TV crew material. Until late at night, the incident of All Might defeating two enemies alone was still being broadcast on the TV program.

"It's boring, isn't it, Spider-Man?" Deadpool held two cans of beer in his hand, and there were more than a dozen empty cans of beer on the coffee table with his feet up.

"Don't drink beer as water, bastard! You can't get drunk after drinking it." Spider-Man finally raised his head from the heavy teaching plan. He heard Deadpool's words, stood up and walked out of the room. As soon as he left the room, he saw Deadpool drinking the beer in his hand while opening the refrigerator to get beer.

"Why drink ice beer in the middle of winter!" Spider-Man shouted while closing the refrigerator with force.

"Hehe, burp, come, Spider-Man, give me a kiss~"

"Puff! You smell like alcohol, come on, you're not really drunk, are you? Wait, strong beer? Where did you buy it from?"

"Spider-Man, do you want to try it? It tastes pretty good~"

"Don't get close to me, you smell like alcohol, go take a shower for me!" Spider-Man snatched the beer can from Deadpool's hand and pushed him into the bathroom to take a shower.

"You can only come out after you take a shower! Hey, don't take my gloves!"

"Bang!" The bathroom door was closed and locked.

"Is Deadpool drunk? Why did you take my gloves? Ah, I have to help him tidy up the coffee table, so tired." Although he said so, Spider-Man still picked up the garbage bag and started to tidy up the beer cans and garbage on the coffee table.

"You promised to help me? In the end, he can't do anything except cooking, and he likes to play pranks. Should I let Mr. Stark take Deadpool back?"

"Welcome to the evening news. At 4:42 this afternoon, enemies appeared in the third district of this city. Several heroes went to stop them, including the No. 1 hero All Might and the No. 3 hero Hawks..."

"No wonder I said All Might was in a hurry in the afternoon. It turned out that he was on a mission." Spider-Man was tidying up the coffee table while watching TV. Suddenly, he found a very familiar thing on TV. Because of the low resolution, Spider-Man could only see a black thing flying in the sky.

"What's going on? The resolution of the camera of these TV programs is too low!" Brother, it's at least one kilometer away. It's good enough to be able to see it. Spider-Man dropped the garbage bag and walked into the room. He had to find out what the black thing was. If it was really what he thought, it would be too bad.

"What's wrong with Spider-Man? Hiccup."

"Take your shower."

"Hiccup, I won't, what's wrong?"

"Damn it! Don't come out naked!"

"Hehe, come in and take a shower together, Spider-Man." Deadpool covered his lower body and pulled the camera down.

"The following scene may be full of pornography, violence, and blood. In order to protect the eyes of children, everyone can only look at the floor in the following scene."

"Deadpool, who are you talking to! Go back to the bathroom and take a shower! Don't think I can't beat you just because you are an uncle! Hey hey! If you want to take a shower, go take a shower yourself! Don't pull me! Hey hey! Uh uh uh!" For a while, the apartment was in chaos. Okay, since we are not allowed to watch here, let's skip the scene.

In the hotel, Izuku and Iida Tenya were still sorting their things. Mineta actually lay on a bed early to play PSP. The soft big bed, snacks within reach, and super fun PSP.

"I can't tell whether it's the human world or heaven anymore~" Mineta Minoru played with his PSP with blurry eyes, then turned to look at Iida Tenya and Midoriya who were still packing things.

"There's no need to pack at all, we'll just stay here for two days."

"Even if we're only staying for two days, we still have to prepare things, we don't know what will happen, ala, my Bluetooth headset, I have to charge it, and if we're not fully prepared, if the mission fails, there's no place to escape, not preparing seriously, it's irresponsible for your own life."

"I know, I know, I'll pack, I'll pack it up, okay."

"But Mineta-kun shouldn't have any luggage to pack."

"Just pack it up, hehe, hehe." Mineta Minoru smiled bitterly and jumped off the bed, and Iida Tenya, who was gloomy behind Midoriya, pushed his glasses with his hand.

'Iida Tenya is an evil ghost! But don't be too happy too soon! Humph, I won't post today, I'll suffocate you. ' If other people knew about it, they would probably beat Mineta Minoru first, and then argue with Iida Tenya.

"Hey, hey, let me see what I need to sort out, hoo! I found something good." Mineta Minoru took out a pornographic book that he had never read from his suitcase.

"Kukuku, I'm done sorting it out." Mineta Minoru said as he hugged the pornographic book and lay back on his bed.

"It's still best to play like this."

"Mineta-kun has a casual vibe."

"He's just lazy."

7:40 pm, Midoriya's room.

"Hey, Bakugo! Stop running around! I can't see any monsters here!"

"Sure enough, using a big axe is a real man, so cool!"

"Kaminari, cooperate with me with your musket."

"Lightning attacks are more useful! Don't always use fire and ice! Don't be so obsessed in the game, okay!"

"Fuck! Where are all of you?! I'm fighting the boss here one on one! Bastard! Damn! I'm out of medicine! Hurry up and come to me!"

"Here we go!" The four of them turned the game into a war, with no tacit understanding at all.

"We failed, but we have to keep trying."

"What kind of a shitty game is this!" Bakugo Katsuki threw the PSP onto Midoriya's bed.

"Ah, it's just a lowly monster. I can defeat it by myself."

"I still think that big axe is super cool."

"There is no tacit understanding at all. In the early stage, Durian Head rushed too far forward. My spell is area damage, but Durian Head pulled the monster away in one go. My chanting for more than ten seconds was useless."

"Yin Yang Face! Are you fucking saying that this is all my fault?!"

"Isn't it?"

"Fuck!" Bakugo Katsuki and Todoroki Shoto stood up suddenly, and a tense atmosphere surrounded the room.

"Hey hey hey! If you want to fight, go outside. This is Midoriya's room, not a training ground! Kirishima, pull Bakugo out! Todoroki Shoto, don't do it now!"

"I won't destroy Midoriya's room." Todoroki Shoto said this, stomped his feet, and climbed back to Kamimura's room by grabbing the big hole in the ceiling of Midoriya's room.

"Damn it, Hedgehog Head, get the hell out of here!"

"Don't be angry. If Mr. Aizawa sees you like this, he might not let you team up with Midoriya!"

"........ Tsk!" The words hit the nail on the head. Bakugou calmed down quickly after being poked. He broke free from Kirishima's restraints and shook his shoulders.

"Damn it, go back to sleep."

"That's right." Kaminari opened the door of Midoriya's room with a fake smile. He really should fix this big hole. He felt that his room was almost a public toilet, and anyone could come.

'I have to help Midoriya tidy up the room and put things back in place. It's so troublesome, Midoriya, please come back soon. If you don't come back, this place will explode. '

"A-choo!" Midoriya wiped his nose. He had just finished taking a shower and walked out of the bathroom in a bathrobe.

"What's wrong? Midoriya-kun, do you have a cold?"

"It's just that my nose is a little itchy. Haha~ I'm so sleepy. I've been sitting in the car for several hours. It's a pity that Iida-kun and Mineta-kun are still energetic." Izuku stretched and yawned.

"If you are sleepy, Midoriya-kun, you should go to bed first. I'll dim the lights." He turned the light knob and the lights above their heads dimmed.

"Thank you very much. I'm so sleepy." After wiping his still slightly wet hair with a towel, Izuku jumped and threw himself on the bed.

"This bed is really comfortable." Wrapped in the quilt, Izuku slowly closed his eyes and wished him a good dream.