The Hero Academy in My Mind

"I'm so tired, so tired." Spider-Man used spider silk to hang himself in front of the window of his apartment.

"Welcome back, little Spider, do you want to have dinner? I'm ready." Deadpool was wearing a pink apron and holding a spatula in his hand.

"Do you want to eat first, or take a shower first, or..."

"What the hell?" Spider-Man, who had been single for 20 years, said he had never seen Deadpool like this.

"I'm so tired! And I'm thirsty." Spider-Man threw his briefcase on the sofa.

"If you're thirsty, there's water on the table." Deadpool said while cooking, his eyes narrowed.

"Thank you." Spider-Man just picked up the water cup on the table, but as soon as he picked it up, the spider sense in Spider-Man's brain suddenly took effect.

[Buzz buzz buzz]

'What's going on? ! ' Spider-Man immediately looked around alertly. There was no problem. He put down the water cup. Spider-Man was about to adjust the spider web launcher on his wrist, but found that the spider sense was no longer working.

'What the hell? The spider sense failed? ' Pick up the water cup again, haha, now I know, it must be Deadpool's doing again, holding the water cup Spider-Man quietly walked behind Deadpool.

'Huhu, no sound, did Spider-Man fall for it? ' Deadpool turned around with a weird smile, but as soon as he turned around, his mask was taken off by a red hand and his mouth was pinched.

"Deadpool, tell me, what did you pour into this glass of water?"

"Sleeping pills... sleeping pills."

"So that's it, sleeping pills, what do you want to do after I drink sleeping pills?" Spider-Man's expression became more and more kind (?).

"Of course I'll do... Gurgle Gurgle Gurgle!" Deadpool hadn't finished speaking when the glass of water was poured into Deadpool's mouth.

"Although I don't know what you're going to do, if you're caught doing a prank, you have to bear the corresponding responsibility!"

"Cough cough cough cough! It's over." Deadpool fell to the ground while saying this, the effect of sleeping pills is so strong.

"Are sleeping pills so powerful?" After kicking Deadpool, Spider-Man shook his head, turned off the fire on the stove, and put the already cooked dishes on the plate.

"Since you don't want to eat, I'll eat first. Hmm! The steak tastes really good. Deadpool, your cooking skills have improved again." Spider-Man stuffed a piece of steak into his mouth.

"Gugugugu~" Deadpool shot himself in the foot this time.

At 9:20 in the evening, everyone in the U.A. put down what they were doing and went to the first floor.

"Although it's not good to peek at Midoriya's diary like this, I feel a little reluctant to let it go now."

"I feel the same way. I have already recorded all the diaries that Spider-Man teacher read." Uraraka Ochako and Hagakure Toru walked downstairs while chatting.

"I still want to know what will happen to Midoriya in the future."

"It feels like a super interesting storybook."

"But I still feel that what Midoriya has experienced is a bit scary." Kamimura Denki and Yamiyano Momo came to the first floor with a pot of tea. Two cups of tea were handed to the two big guys who sat here after school, Bakugo Katsuki and Todoroki Shoto, who were both holding their mobile phones and browsing there.

Bakugo Katsuki: @Eraserhead, I want to change rooms with Idiot Face!

Bakugo Katsuki: @Eraserhead!!!

Bakugo Katsuki was banned from speaking for twelve hours by the administrator Eraserhead.

"Fuck you!" Bakugo Katsuki, who was so angry, threw his phone directly, and then turned to look at Kamimura Denki who was pouring tea.

"Idiot Face! Change rooms with me!"

"Puff! Cough cough cough!" Yamiyano dodged the tea sprayed by Kamimura Denki in an instant, and the tea sprayed on Kirishima's face who had just finished taking a shower.

"Ahem! Sorry, Kirishima, wait, Bakugo, why do you suddenly want to switch rooms with me? Please give me another cup of black tea."

"Whether you want to switch or not is just one sentence!"

Bakugo suddenly thought of something and turned to look at Kamimura Denki.

"Kaimura-san, can you switch rooms with me?"

"You yin-yang face! You can just stay in your old-fashioned house! If you want to change rooms, change rooms with me!"

"What's wrong with the two of them?" Yamomo poured another pot of tea for Kamimura Denki.

"There's a hole in my room, and Midoriya's room is below, so." Kamimura Denki finally drank a full cup of black tea this time.

"Then do you want to switch?"

"How can I change? Let's not talk about whether Mr. Aizawa agrees or not. I plan to use that hole to find Midoriya to play video games when I'm free."

"That means you don't want to change." Two figures suddenly descended from behind Kamimura Denki, and two cold eyes stared at Kamimura Denki at the same time.

"Well, well, I have a stomachache, so I'm going to the bathroom first." Shangming Dianzhi waved to Babaiwanbai, and then slipped into the bathroom at super fast speed, and the ice cubes on his face couldn't catch up with him.

"Oh my god, I almost died!" Shangming Dianzhi said in the bathroom.

"Ah! Swinging is super awesome no matter when!" With a flying kick, Spider-Man kicked open the door of the dormitory holding the diary and landed on the ground in a chic manner.

"Sasa, are there any good kids who want to listen to stories?" The next second, a group of children who wanted to listen to stories gathered around Spider-Man.

"Okay, okay, let me have a place. Actually, Jonah's diary doesn't have much anymore. After that, it's basically some short essays and photos. I won't read the essays. You can read it yourself. I Just read the last few entries in your diary. Please give me a cup of black tea."

"Come right away!"

"Sa, let's continue. August 1st: I have been encountering the SR class from the United States for the past two days. The firepower of the SR class is so powerful. It has been fighting from the city to the border. There is no sign of a ceasefire at all. What a group of people. Crazy, I have changed a dozen magazines, my hand It’s full of gunpowder smoke and it’s hard to wash it off, but I have to go on an escort mission with another team tomorrow, and the location is still in the desert. Sister Kou Kou can be super willful sometimes. [Attachment: Photos of the bullet casings in the carriage. ]" Spider-Man flipped through the blood-soaked footer.

"August 12: I'm back! I'm finally back from the desert! I actually came back alive from the desert! After being robbed of water and food on the first day, I marched in the desert without eating or drinking. Ten days! Ten days! I came back alive! [Attached: A photo of the torn mask]"

"August 15th: We arrived in a new desert city in a truck. I had frequent auditory hallucinations in the past few days. In order to stabilize my condition, Kou Kou bought me a whole box of pills."

"August 20th: This mission was to snatch an important record, but I didn't expect there to be so many people! There was also a squadron of pursuers! But fortunately, I solved them all, and it only cost me one arm. The price is no problem at all! Moreover, R also helped me cut off my useless hand, and then helped me regenerate a new arm. [Attachment: an arm that fell in the sand and a new one with blood on it. left hand]"

"August 22nd: Today is an unusual day, because R, who I played best with, died under Hex's gun. I was also injured and had an operation. "

"Ahem, from this point on it's all essays and photos. Okay, now that I've finished reading this diary, I'll keep this diary here. If any of you want to read it again, just take it away. , but remember to put it back in Midoriya’s room before he comes back. Gulu, this tea tastes really good, can you give it to me?”

"Of course there is no problem. We also want to thank the teacher for helping us read the diary. This is a thank you gift." Ba Baibai took out a bag of prepared black tea leaves from his back.

"Hoho, there's such a big bag, thank you so much!" Spider-Man took the tea leaves.

"Then, I'll go back first, and you must remember to return your phone."

"Hey! Teacher, walk slowly. Todoroki-san and Bakugo-san don't suddenly grab the diary! What if it gets broken? Kamikirishima, hurry up and help! Sero, hurry up and help!"

"Two big guys are fighting, and we minions can only help." Kaminari and Kirishima looked at each other, and Kirishima curled his lips. When did you come out of the toilet?

"I'll control Bakugou, you two will take care of Todoroki Todoroki!" Sero said as he sprayed tape from both elbows.

"Dark Feast!"

"Guhahahaha! Let me keep this diary for the time being!" Chang An's dark shadow fiercely snatched the diary that the two were fighting for.

"This thing must be returned to Green Valley." Chang An took the diary from Heiying's hand.

"I stand with Chang An on this point." Shoji Mezo stood in front of Chang An's Tayin and blocked the others with his six replica wrists.

"It is already very wrong for us to peek into other people's privacy."

"Passenger face! Take off the fucking tape quickly!"

"Tsk~My nickname has been decided." With a tut, Sero Banta untied the tape.

"Eight million, I will leave this book to you for the time being. As the deputy squad leader, I hope you can enforce the law impartially and return this diary to Midoriya's room." Chang An Ta Yin closed the diary and then put it in his room. The diary was handed into the hands of Eight Million Hundreds.

"I...I will, but the key to Midoriya's room...does it need to be a master key?"

"There should be no backup key. It's eight million, so I have to force you to make a master key."

Kaminari touched his trouser pocket and decided to hide the fact that Midoriya gave him the backup key to his room. If he told him, he would be beaten badly and the key would be taken away.

'I'm sorry, Bakugou, Todoroki, Midoriya gave me the key because I was his friend. As a friend, I have to keep the key you gave me, but as a melon-eater, I'm sorry Would love to see your room door open. ’