The Happy Man of the Hatake Family of Konoha

"Thank you for your patronage, a total of two thousand yuan!"

Looking at the smiling waiter in front of him, Yasuo suspected that there was something wrong with his ears.

"How much? Are you sure it's two thousand yuan, not two hundred yuan?"

"Guest, are you joking? The uncle ordered a famous tea specially provided to foreign dignitaries. It costs 1,800 yuan not including refills."

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Yasuo gritted his teeth, turned his head and looked at the smiling Uzumaki Masahiko, and said:

"Grandpa Zhengyan, won't your conscience hurt if you harm a child under ten years old like this?"

Uzumaki Masahiko still looked kind-hearted and kept smiling.

"Grandpa Zhengyan, how about we open it three to seven?"

Masahiko Uzumaki kept smiling.

"You can go to the Konoha Police Department and find out when I, Mr. Huang, have suffered losses in business. This time I am unlucky. How about a 50-50 split?"

Masahiko Uzumaki kept smiling.

"Old thief Masahiko, what do you want, please give me a happy message!"

Uzumaki Masahiko still kept smiling.

Yiko covered her forehead and said, "Are all Konoha ninjas idiots?"

As she said that, she jumped up suddenly, and kicked Uzumaki Masahiko's old face with her little feet.

Then, with a "bang", Masahiko Uzumaki disappeared into a white mist.

"Clone Technique?" Yasuo said in surprise.

Unlike Konoha's Forbidden Jutsu Shadow Clone, as one of the three basic Ninjutsu techniques, the Clone Jutsu has no entity and is very easy to spot under close observation.

But Uzumaki Masahiko's clone technique was obviously extraordinary, and Yasuo didn't see any flaws at all.

"Old thief Masahiko, wait!"

Amid Yasuo's lamentation, the waiter took the two thousand banknotes with a smile.

At this point, Yasuo had spit out all the profits from selling his books, and the name Uzumaki Masahiko was also on Yasuo's little book of grudges.

An old man walking on the water far away on the sea chirped: "It's been a long time since I had such good tea. This kid named Yasuo wouldn't mind inviting a respectable elder to have a drink, right?"

Suddenly, he sneezed loudly, and the chakra on the soles of his feet became unstable for a moment, causing the old man to almost fall into the sea.

He steadied himself and looked around. Fortunately, it was just the vast sea. If someone saw that he was over a hundred years old, his chakra would be wrong when treading water, and his old face would be lost.

"Never mind that, the mist ninja brats dare to bully me, Uzumaki Masahiko's apprentice. That old man, I have no choice but to stretch my muscles..."

After muttering to himself, the old man continued to step on the waves and walked towards the west. It was just his small step, but he stepped on hundreds of waves. In the blink of an eye, he disappeared between the sea and the sky.

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After saying goodbye to Yiko, Yasuo planned to go to the gambling hall to find Tsunade.

But on the way, he heard rumors such as "toads eat people" and "the little fat sheep with yellow hair was eaten by toads".

After curling his lips, Yasuo bought some fruit on the street and decided to turn around and return to the clan leader's land.

According to the agreement between him and Tam, once Tsunade loses more than 30,000 yuan, Tam will devour Tsunade with a feast, and then use Abyss Submarine to escape.

Sure enough, at the clan leader's station, Yasuo saw Tsunade. She looked gloomy, and she obviously didn't have all the fun in gambling.

Calling Tsunade, the two went to visit Nanako at the Uzumaki Country Hospital.

Nanako looked a little defeated. Even with the strength of a special jounin, it was still difficult to survive in the wind and waves for nearly three days.

After all, Nanako's secret potion really couldn't be compared with Yasuo's reusable potion and life potion. Pure systemic potions without any additives were frighteningly effective.

Nanako was very happy to see Yasuo and Tsunade. In the past few days, in addition to the physical torture, the regret of not being able to protect the two children also made her fall into deep self-blame.

Although they had only known each other for a few days, Tsunade and Nanako seemed like sisters who had known each other for a long time, chatting all afternoon.

Women’s friendship is really... haha...

Yasuo feels that he and Jiraiya are good buddies. Although they are not always together, whenever new resources are released in the Kingdom of Yu, the two of them will always share them immediately.

When we returned to the clan chief's station, it was lunch time.

Don't mention it, after all, it is the food eaten by the leader of a country, and these dough balls are quite chewy.

This salted fish is also very delicious. It makes people want to eat it again... what the hell!

Yasuo moved his chopsticks a few times and slipped back to his room.

From Ezreal's travel backpack, Yasuo took out the love lunch box prepared by Keiko and ate a hearty meal.

Of course, Yasuo didn't forget to put a lunch box in Tsunade's house, otherwise the girl would definitely harass him at night.

After eating and drinking, Yasuo washed his hands, and Tam diligently handed him a towel to wipe his hands with.

This is not because Yasuo has good hygiene habits, but because today is his routine day to feed the dog.

Yes, in order to maintain the privileges of Xin Yue membership, Yasuo must consume a wave of money in the system every week. Yasuo calls it routine dog feeding.

Today's dog food is worth 100,000 yuan, which is why Yasuo gave Tam a fatal order not to let Tsunade lose more than 30,000 yuan - the landlord's family has no food left.

"System, come out!"

Although Yasuo's system is not the kind of tsundere system that can communicate with the host, be talkative, and act cute.

But every time when the lottery interface is opened, Yasuo can't help but howl in his heart, this will be more impressive.

This time is not just a lottery, there is an important thing that needs to be done in advance.

At level 2 of Xinyue membership, the system opens up summoner skill selection, and at level 3 of Xinyue membership, the system opens up the rune system of League of Legends.

Previously, Yasuo had been hesitant about which keystone rune he should choose, so he kept it on hold.

The first is the three cornerstone runes of the precision system.

Yasuo immediately eliminated quick steps and strong attacks.

Although when playing games in the past, Yasuo loved E to move forward the most, but recently he has come to understand that in the ninja world, if E is too fast, it may lead to a real loss.

However, Yasuo has always been thinking about the third talent of the precision system - fatal rhythm.

Although this is also a melee talent, but... this is every man's dream...

As for the talents that dominate the system, most of them focus on assassination and surprise attacks, with high bursts but insufficient self-protection.

The only thing that interests Yasuo is the cornerstone rune of Dark Harvest.

After all, as a growth rune, the future is limitless.

Yasuo thought about harvesting tens of thousands of layers of darkness and gently touched Kaguya...

However, when Yasuo took a closer look at the rune for the second time, he suddenly found that the introduction had changed.

The triggering condition for Dark Harvest actually changed to require the enemy to have less than half health.

This is completely different from Yasuo's original impression, but it doesn't hurt.

There are so many cavalry under his command, and they are so powerful. First, let them beat the enemy to the bottom of his health, and then let himself use Dark Harvest to enter the soul.

This is also very reasonable.

As for the witchcraft runes, Yasuo didn't like them very much. He already raised clams and had no interest in raising another Ellie.

The remaining Resolute and Inspiration talents are what Yasuo is most interested in.

Although Yasuo, who is a bit determined, has no dreams, it is a matter of life. Dreaming about this kind of little brother, it is better to wait a little longer.

After what happened today, Yasuo learned a lesson from the old thief Masahiko, that you can only have output while you are alive.

No matter how powerful you are, Senju Hashirama, the one-handed Tree Realm descends on the world, and beating the tailed beast is just like playing.

But is it useful?

A hundred years later, instead of being reincarnated into zombie babies, the corpses are used for human experiments. The cells are cloned like the powerful pills that are available in the streets. When the villains are about to burp, they transplant a little, and then they are full of life. .

And what about the family?

The tribe has withered away, the son died early, the wife has been a widow for forty years, and the younger brother doesn’t even want a wife... huh? Something seems wrong...

In short, compared with Uzumaki Masahiko, Senju Hashirama is a complete tragedy.

"The obscene development overwhelms everything else!"

Yasuo muttered silently in his heart, and then lit up the first cornerstone rune.

Why is it said to be the first one? That's because when Yasuo lit up the "Omen of Thieves" rune, he discovered that unlike the game where he could only choose one cornerstone, in the system, as long as he spent enough money, , you can light up all your talents!

What a cheating system! Can you give me an instruction manual? People will die if I do this!

What Yasuo regrets is not that he struggled with the choice of runes for several months. What he regrets is:

Why the hell didn’t I steal earlier? That old thief Masahiko died!

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Thanks to my friend Zhan Lingxiao for the 100 point reward