The Happy Man of the Hatake Family of Konoha

"stop!"

Otsutsuki Hagoromo did not expect that he would see this horrifying scene as soon as he entered Konoha.

On the Fire Shadow Rock, Yasuo was holding five pieces of jade and was about to merge them into one.

"Uzumaki Masahiko, didn't I tell you that these jade stones must not be combined!"

Otsutsuki Hagoromo appeared on the Hokage Rock in an instant, and his old face could no longer remain calm.

"Is this the Six Paths Sage who founded the Ninja Sect?"

Mito asked curiously.

"Yes, that's him. He once appeared in a dream and warned me to stop researching."

Masahiko Uzumaki saluted Otsutsuki Hagoromo with his hands clasped together:

"Six Paths Immortal, you have been in charge of this world for a thousand years. Facts have proved that everything you originally arranged was wrong. This world has been sinking in endless turmoil and sorrow for thousands of years, so we choose to change."

"No, the reason why the Ninja world has gone through wars in the past thousand years is precisely because I did not follow my design back then. People lacked love in their hearts, so they did not understand each other, so they killed each other."

"But..." Uzumaki Masahiko didn't know how to refute.

"Do you still think that Asura has love in his heart, but Indra has no love in his heart?" Yasuo suddenly asked an irrelevant question.

"Did Gamamaru tell you that? What a troublesome guy..."

Otsutsuki Hagoromo glanced at Yasuo with fear. He knew that this Hatake tribesman with long purple hair and an eighteen-year-old appearance was the culprit who made the whole world go out of control.

He frowned and said seriously: "Asura and Indra are both my sons. I love them deeply, but I always believe that Asura, who knows how to love, is more suitable to lead the Ninja Sect."

A thousand years ago, his elder brother Indra, who originally inherited the Sharingan, was the obvious choice to take over as the leader of the Ninja Sect.

Asura, who is relatively mediocre in talent, assists his brother wholeheartedly.

Brothers are humble and respectful, and the scene is very harmonious.

However, the stubborn Six Paths Sage insists that his younger brother, who always puts love and understanding on his lips, is full of idealism in his work, is good at talking, and has a warm-blooded personality, is the one who truly has love in his heart.

But Indra, who has a cold personality, is unsmiling, and believes in his own strength. He has no love in his heart and is not suitable to be his successor.

In the end, the Immortal of Six Paths performed a series of tricks that turned the two brothers, who were originally harmonious, into enemies. They fought each other to the death for a thousand years.

Yasuo shook his head and pointed at the vast building complex below the Hokage Rock. With a population of two million, Konoha was already a huge city.

"Old man Six Paths, look at this Konoha Village, do people have love in their hearts?"

"Hmph, everyone is profit-oriented, how can there be love in their hearts!" Otsutsuki Hagoromo said disdainfully.

"Oh, is that true? Do you want to see what you think the reincarnation of Indra, who has no love in his heart, is doing?"

Yasuo sneered, and without waiting for the Immortal of Six Paths to retort, he waved his hand, and a light curtain appeared out of thin air in mid-air.

"Like a seaweed seaweed

seaweed seaweed

drift with the waves

seaweed seaweed seaweed seaweed

Dancing in the waves~”

On the screen, Beaver Madara was sticking out his big butt and instructing Obito to dance.

As for Sasuke, who was stranded here, his happiness depended on a young man with deep nasolabial lines.

As a former senior, Kakashi did not let Itachi Uchiha, the undercover agent with a bad brain, go down the old path of illness and death.

After destroying the Akatsuki organization, he brought Itachi to this world to rest.

Only in Konoha, if he eats well and drinks well, this guy who ages prematurely will not die from congenital diseases.

Beaver Madara almost broke his waist, but Obito still couldn't get the hang of it.

Beaver Madara slapped Obito off the stage, pointed at Sasuke and said: "Come on, you can go directly to the live broadcast tonight. You must not let those wealthy ladies discover my naked body!"

"Yes! Teacher Beaver!"

The coldness on Sasuke's face was gone, and he stood up from Itachi's side happily.

Itachi coughed, but there was no trace of blood, and nodded to his brother with a smile.

Sasuke was greatly inspired and jumped onto the dance floor and twisted wildly...

…

Otsutsuki Hagoromo was shocked.

If the appearance of two reincarnations of Indra at the same time was not puzzling, then when he saw Beaver Madara and Sasuke doing a dirty dance, he didn't believe his eyes at all.

Yasuo waved his hand to turn off the screen, looked at Otsutsuki Hagoromo and said:

"I once heard someone say that there are seven kinds of sins in this world.

The first sin: To treat the world with contempt is to be arrogant, Uchiha Madara is such a person;

The second sin: being angry because of other people's success is jealousy. Family teacher Danzo is such a person;

The third sin: hating others and hating the world is for the sake of rage. Uchiha Obito is such a person;

The fourth sin: slacking off at work, fishing in troubled waters, and lacking a sense of responsibility is due to laziness. My follower, Yasuo Hatake, Uchiha Fugaku is such a person;

The fifth sin: Indulging in enjoyment, corruption, and greed. My disciple, Hatake Yasuo..., Namikaze, I Want It All, and Minato are such people;

The Sixth Sin: Indulging one’s own desires, being addicted to eroticism and being unable to extricate oneself. I, Yasuo Hatake, have been growing up since I was young, and Jiraiya is such a person;

The seventh sin: Indulging in appetite, greed for pleasure, and gluttony. This is simple, and all ANBU are like this! "

"Look, in this world, everyone has their own shortcomings and their own obsessions, but what does it matter?"

"I can say this, there is no one in our great Konoha who is not greedy for life and afraid of death, and there is no one who is not working hard for selfish desires."

"We are born with attachment, so we are greedy for life; we are not satisfied with selfish desires, so we strive for progress!"

“I don’t want those writers who generate electricity for love, I don’t want those angels in white who don’t expect anything in return, and I don’t want those morally perfect people who have never entered the house three times!

I only want warriors who fight for their wives and children, employees who work hard to buy a new TV, and scholars who selflessly research in order to leave their names in history on the "Beiliuhu Prize"! "

"If a person is not a sage, how can he be without faults? If a person is not a tree, how can he be ruthless?"

"What we have to do is just punish the evil and promote the good, and make the best use of the situation, instead of being black and white like you, either there is love or there is no love."

"Otsutsuki Hagoromo, you ruined the lives of your two sons and the thousand-year peace of the ninja world. You are so stupid!"

Every time Yasuo spoke, the Immortal of Six Paths took a step back. When he spoke the last powerful question, the Immortal of Six Paths had already collapsed on the ground, speechless.

"Hey, Sage of Six Paths, you are also an immortal, but your skills are indeed not very good!"

At this time, Kakashi, who had been silent all this time, also smiled and said:

"I'm just not talented. I was protected by my uncle, and I also became an immortal. However, when I was mistaken for a half-demon, I once knew a great dog demon who was my father."

"He happens to have two sons. Their personalities are similar to those of Asura and Indra. The elder brother is arrogant and the younger brother is middle-aged, and they don't get along with each other.

But look at how they handle it!

The saving sword Tianshengya was left to his elder brother, and the murderous sword Tiesuiya was left to his younger brother. They taught students in accordance with their aptitude and took advantage of the situation. In the end, they each produced their own magical effects, which is amazing.

Let me tell you, you, an immortal, are much worse than that great demon! "

Yasuo patted Kakashi on the shoulder, feeling very pleased that his big-headed nephew had finally come to his senses.

"That makes sense. Your request to go on a business trip to the Warring States Period next week, uncle, I approve!"

"Thank you, uncle!" Kakashi thanked him quickly.

"The matter has come to this, there is no point in talking more, Otsutsuki Hagoromo, I want to see what will come out of these five broken stones when put together!" As he said that, Yasuo blended the five broken jade pieces together.

boom--

With a clear sound, five magatama emits a huge red light in the palm.

"This is..." Uzumaki Masahiko and others all looked at Yasuo without blinking and held their breath.

The next moment, light shot into the sky, and even the sunlight became dim.

In the blood-red light, a round of red magatama gradually formed.

"Does it look familiar? What is this?"

After all, it was nearly forty years ago when I watched Naruto's animation, and Yasuo couldn't remember some details. He only felt that he had seen this red magatama somewhere before.

"Haori..."

The Immortal of Six Paths looked at the sky, with a complicated look on his old face.

"Haori?"

Yasuo felt cold when he heard the name, and suddenly thought about it.

Haori, that is a common girl that Otsutsuki Hamura met when he was young.

When feelings were secretly growing, Yuzhi unfortunately became one of the tributes to the sacred tree.

Before leaving the village to worship the sacred tree, Haori gave Hagoromo the magatama-shaped red jade pendant he was wearing, and said with a smile, this is fate.

At that time, Yasuo felt that Otsutsuki Hagoromo was a hesitant and indecisive guy.

You don't even dare to ****...ahem, you don't even dare to rob someone, how dare you say you like it?

He watched helplessly as the beloved woman left his sight and crossed the unknown mountains to the place where the sacred tree took root.

Later, Hagororo realized belatedly that he wanted to see the truth about the sacred tree that Gamamaru talked about on the other side of the mountain.

The last thing he saw was naturally Yu Zhi's body.

Like the other villagers, she was named the Sacred Tree, but it was actually used to create White Zetsu to resist threats from extraterrestrial beings.

This incident also led to the complete break between the two brothers Hagoromo and Hamura and Kaguya, and allowed the former to awaken the Sharingan.

…

At this time, seeing the red magatama again, the Immortal of Six Paths slowly stood up.

"It's been hundreds of years, but I didn't expect that we still couldn't be separated in the end."

When his old voice fell, a wisp of green smoke slowly emerged from the red magatama.

The green smoke soared upwards and soon formed a human shape.

Yasuo and others' eyes widened in disbelief.

Because the green smoke formed a person exactly like the Six Paths Immortal.

"Hey, Yuyi, long time no see, you can't tie me up this time!"

The person who looked the same as Liu Dao had a completely different tone and demeanor, with a lot more frivolity.

"Who is that?" Yasuo asked.

He was a little depressed. He collected Lao Bantian's pendant, only to release an old man from Six Paths?

"Remorse, disappointment, obsession... they are the incarnation of my evil thoughts... they were separated from my body...

Perhaps, you have heard of his other name...Evil God..."

Is he the evil god?

Yasuo never expected that the Evil God, whose name was only heard but not seen in the Naruto plot, was actually the other side of the Sage of Six Paths.

Because he could not save the woman he loved, Otsutsuki Hagoromo always felt regret.

He hated his own cowardice and his inability to make decisive decisions.

And the pain that had been suppressed in my heart finally emerged.

"Life is always full of regrets. How many people can be like me, with everything going smoothly and smoothly, and enjoying a monotonous, empty and boring successful life?"

After hearing Yasuo's words, the Immortal of Six Paths pondered for a moment and finally nodded.

"Indeed, people have seven emotions and six desires. Cutting off evil thoughts is actually just deceiving oneself and others. It is just cutting off thoughts and cutting off a period of life."

His expression became calmer, and he looked at the "evil god" calmly.

"Come back." Liudao said softly.

The "Evil God" wanted to escape, but was slowly pulled in by the huge suction force.

Eventually, the two become one.

I don't know if it was an illusion, but Yasuo felt that at this moment, the Immortal of Six Paths was less immortal and more human.

"Little friend Yasuo, I didn't expect that it would be you who finally solved my obsession."

The Sage of Six Paths looked at Yasuo with a smile, his eyes full of relief: "The ninja world is too small, and a thousand years is too long. I am tired, can you help me?"

Yasuo nodded and looked at Kakashi aside.

Kakashi understood and drew out the Zanpakuto from his waist.

"Killing is to protect lives, killing karma is not killing people! Go and become a Buddha!"

With a flash of sword light, the Immortal of Six Paths smiled and ascended to heaven for reincarnation.

It happened to be evening at this time, and under the dim sunset, this old man who had been wandering for a thousand years because of his obsession finally found relief.

And the six chakras that were floating in the ninja world, trying to protect the world but actually failing to do anything, were all dissipated.

Walking down the Hokage Rock, everyone was silent.

There is no Six Paths Immortal in this world, which also means that the old rules have died.

What about the new rules?

Everyone's eyes fell on Yasuo.

"Why are you looking at me? You don't think I would take on such a troublesome burden, do you?"

Yasuo shook his head like a rattle, "I still have a wife and children to support, so I don't have time to do such nonsense!"

"Where do you get your wife and children!" Uzumaki Masahiko said casually with a grass root in his mouth.

"Huh?"

Yasuo's eyes widened and he looked Uzumaki Masahiko up and down.

"What are you looking at? Have you never seen an old man who is 156 years old?"

"We have decided after organizational research that you will be the next Six Paths Immortal. Uncle Masahiko, pack up and prepare to go to work in the Land of Paradise!"

"Bah, I've only lived a hundred and fifty-six years, who wants to go to that hellish place! I won't go if I don't!"

"What should we do? If there is no one to manage it, the efficiency of reincarnation will be a bit low, right?"

"This is simple. Both Hashirama and my clan eldest nephew have been dead for a long time. Let's go back and decide who will be the Sage of Six Paths."

"Okay, that's all."

…

When Yasuo and others arrived at the village, they suddenly saw a tall white-haired man rushing over like crazy.

"Yasuo, it's born, it's born!"

Jiraiya's face was filled with excitement and joy of becoming a father for the first time.

"Have you finally given birth?"

Yasuo let Jiraiya hug him and was happy for his growth.

Jiraiya, Orochimaru, Tsunade, and myself, never expected that in the end, Jiraiya would be the first to become a father!

But speaking of it...

"Nonou gave birth to a baby, right? Not a meatball, right?"

Yasuo couldn't help but ask.

Because Nonoyu has been pregnant for three years and six months, which is really scary.

Yasuo had to wonder if she had given birth to a Nezha.

"Bah! You're the one making meatballs!"

Jiraiya rubbed Yasuo's hair dissatisfied, "Except for the red dot between his eyebrows and the particularly prominent forehead, my son looks like me. He is just as handsome!"

…

Five years later.

The lunar immigration acceptance project and the Danzo moon shooting project were completed one after another.

On this day, Yasuo, Masahiko, and Kaguya were sitting next to a small coffee table, fighting the Landlord together.

Outside the house, three children, the fat and white pharmacist Naluta, Namikaze Momonosuke, and Uchiha Ne, were playing in the mud.

Yakushi Naludo is the child of Jiraiya and Yakushi Nonou, and his talent is extremely amazing.

Since he was born before Minato's child, Jiraiya preemptively registered the name Naluda.

Namikaze Momonosuke is the son of Minato and Kushina.

The reason why he named his son Momonosuke is also very simple. It expresses the simple meaning of "Momonosuke, I am your father".

As for Uchiha Gen, he is the second child of Fugaku and Mikoto.

Just as Fugaku originally wanted, he named his child after the person he admired most.

Hei Jue poured fresh Coke for his mother and waited happily.

Yasuo warned it, helped its mother peek again, and stuffed it back into Tam's crotch.

At this time, a gust of wind blew by, and a man with long black hair, a face full of oil paint, and a staff appeared in the room.

"Oh, Hashirama Sage, why did you come back from the Land of Paradise again?"

Yasuo yawned, "Let me tell you, Mito has come to me to complain several times, saying that you have disappeared even when you came to Konoha.

You know, for you, she specially reopened the Yin seal. "

"Ahaha? Is that so?"

Hashirama touched the back of his head and said with a smile: "I didn't expect that there would be so many fun things after death. I just danced on cement with Madara at the entrance of the village and lost track of time. I will definitely go to my house next time."

With that said, Hashirama turned into blue smoke and ran away in a flash.

"Lord Yasuo, Lord Yasuo!"

At this time, Kaduo ran over on his beloved wife, "A total of eighteen engine units have been prepared for the project of the Wandering Hatake Clan. When will they be ready for ignition?"

"Let me take a look!"

Yasuo took out the map: "Well... you said that if we moved the Hatake clan's land, would the area of ​​the ninja world be too small?"

Kaduo scratched his head and said helplessly: "There is no way, this is all the miraculous work of nature!"

"Forget it, I, Yasuo Hatake, am a generous person after all..."

Yasuo pointed on the map and said to Cardo: "Add two more engine units and change the Wandering Hatake Tribe plan to the Wandering Ninja World plan.

By the way, remember to ask my master to jump up when lighting the fire. This should save a lot of fuel! "

Yasuo feels that he is really a physics genius!

"It's cheaper for those poor people who don't want to pay for their tickets!"

Cardo cursed and left, taking Hei Zee with him.

As fuel, it is the most important part of the plan.

"Master Yasuo, where do you plan to take the ninja world?"

Kaguya asked curiously.

Kaguya is very satisfied with her life after the lockdown.

The key is to have a sense of security. You no longer have to hold your head up all day and worry about those guys from the clan.

"How about going to your hometown and taking a look?"

Yasuo seemed to be talking about a trivial matter, "How close is the land of the Otsutsuki clan to the Hatake clan? I want to see it."

Kaguya tilted her head, calculated, and then nodded: "The Hatake clan should be bigger."

"should?"

Yasuo's eyes lit up: "Isn't it too small? Then we need to go there. Blackwater Company has not had new business growth points for a long time...but..."

Yasuo stood up and stretched: "Orochimaru told me before that he wanted to give me a surprise, and I had to go and see it first. Bye, Kaguya-chan!"

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