The Happy Man of the Hatake Family of Konoha

"There's something abnormal about the plants in the back mountain?"

Yasuo couldn't help but feel a little uneasy. After all, he was planting invasive alien species on a large scale, which greatly damaged the ecological balance of the Three Rivers region. He would be jailed on earth.

Speaking of which, the plants in the back mountain have never been normal, and those thorny vines with claws and teeth do not look normal.

However, compared to the crazy growth at the beginning, these plants have indeed become much more mature in recent months.

Previously, Yasuo placed bear biscuits around the planting area so that he could easily observe the growth of the plants.

At first, Yasuo would pay attention to them from time to time, but in general, apart from some unnatural twists, these thorns seemed to have no appalling behavior.

Later, as the trivial matters of tavern management gradually unfolded, Yasuo gradually forgot about this matter, so much so that the bear biscuits were not replaced in time after they expired.

Fortunately, Su Liangmaru is a reliable person. He insists on going to the back mountain to take care of these plants every day. Now if something goes wrong, he immediately contacts Yasuo to deal with it.

When they arrived at the back mountain, the place was as desolate as it was half a year ago, but Yasuo discovered that the fishy smell of beasts that originally filled the air had dissipated a lot, and instead had a faint fragrance of flowers.

Floral?

Yasuo suddenly realized that the new year had passed for a long time, and spring had gradually arrived.

When he thought of spring, Yasuo thought of Master Jin.

Spring is here, everything is coming back to life, and it’s time for animals to mate on the prairie again...

But if you think about it carefully, spring is also the mating season for plants. The middle school biology teacher once told Yasuo that flowers are the reproductive organs of plants.

So Yasuo fell into deep thought as he looked at the huge... on the thorny vines in front of him.

Today's thorn forest area has not become much larger, but the original cold and strange atmosphere no longer exists.

The entire thorn jungle has become a sea of ​​flowers, red, purple, purple, and rich in color.

"Plants bloom in spring in order to reproduce, so there's nothing to make a fuss about, right?"

Yasuo glanced at Suaramaru, his eyes were exactly the same as when the biology teacher looked at Yasuo.

"No, Boss Huanghe, these plants... I don't know if they are plants... Anyway, they are not normal..."

Su Liangmaru took off the robe from his body, and inside was a tied big rooster.

It turned out that they didn’t bring barbecue. Yasuo gave up his boring thoughts and waited for Suaramaru’s next words.

After Suaramaru untied the big cock, he threw it into the jungle. Then, a shameful scene happened...

If the vines were like the murderous tree vines in horror stories, tightening the poor cock and cutting it into pieces, Yasuo wouldn't be surprised at all, and would even think that this should be the case.

After all, in League of Legends, according to Zyra's latest background story, Zyra is no longer an evil tentacle monster occupying the body of a human female mage.

According to the new setting, Zyra was originally a half-plant, half-animal existence that would kill all creatures that entered its territory.

However, it seems that the Zyra seedlings that came to the ninja world are not that aggressive. At least Yasuo and Suaramaru can go in and out of the jungle safely.

The vines generally don't bother to deal with animals that accidentally enter the jungle as long as they don't do anything excessive.

But there are still many animals that nourish the earth as they try to nibble on leaves, urinate on tree roots to mark territory, or try to scratch their backs on vines.

But today the rooster received a completely different treatment. It did nothing but was instantly entangled by the vines and then sent into the huge flower.

The vine was like an iron fist, firmly pressing the flapping rooster against the flower's stamens and rubbing it until it lost its breath.

Then the vines tossed the shriveled remains of the rooster aside, and the flower seemed to grow brighter.

Because he comes from the system, Yasuo has an inexplicable sense of connection with these plants. Judging from the feedback he received, the mood of this plant seems to be...

Unsatisfied with desire?

At this time, Suaramaru explained: "Boss, I recently discovered that since these plants have bloomed, they seem to actively attack male animals that approach. This is not a good sign!"

Yasuo frowned. Is this the plant's estrus?

This kind of thing is beyond Yasuo's knowledge. With his shallow knowledge of botany, he can only judge that all the flowers currently have only pistils and no stamens...

Yasuo was not sure whether he could use the rebirth skill to resurrect after his yang energy was drained. After resurrection, he would still not be a man. Therefore, Yasuo cautiously approached the thorn forest inch by inch, ready to run away if there was any disturbance.

When the seeds were first sown, Yasuo didn't feel anything special except for the fluctuation of the fire element.

But the thorns that have grown up now seem to have some spiritual connection with Yasuo.

The connection becomes clearer as Yasuo gets closer.

Yasuo discovered that not all vines are conscious, or that all vines have only one unified consciousness.

And this consciousness showed absolute kindness and obedience to Yasuo, which made Yasuo feel a little relieved.

Yasuo tentatively calls it Zyra consciousness.

In the expression of Zyra's consciousness, Yasuo, who created her, is her god.

However, the great god Yasuo is now caught in a dilemma. This Zyra is not B Zyra. She is obviously not a chaste martyr, and exudes the desire for mating.

But where is Yasuo going to find a husband for her? Is it possible that he wants to capture that pitcher plant from Black Jue and make him her husband?

Putting aside whether he has this ability, Yasuo first wants to know, is that Black Zetsu thing capable...

Maybe this is possible?

At a loss for what to do, Yasuo suddenly thought of something he had picked up in a lottery draw years ago.

Yasuo took out a purple spherical object from the space, about the size of a palm, in the shape of a cat, and it looked very cute.

However, this is not a doll for girls to play with, but the seed of the twisted tree spirit Maokai.

To be precise, this is Maokai’s best-selling skin, Maokai’s Seed.

Maokai's skin can be said to have completely changed the image of the hero Maokai, from a terrifying tree spirit to a cute creature that everyone loves.

For a straight man like Yasuo, cuteness or not is of no value. The key is whether this seed can satisfy Zyra's consciousness?

The results were surprisingly good.

Ziela noticed the Meow Kai seed immediately, and cautiously stretched out a small vine to touch it. She immediately expressed her joy and excitement.

Then, Ziela's consciousness used vines to gently roll up the Meow Kai seeds, placed them in the deepest part of the jungle, and carefully cared for them.

Are you planning to plant Meow Kai...

Yasuo probably understood the thoughts of Zyra's consciousness. This superficial guy wanted to breed a child foster husband!

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