The Green Tea’s Crushing Victories in the ’70s

77 cups of green tea

Although it hasn't snowed yet in Beijing, it becomes very dry as the weather turns cold.

Tong Xuelu would stew white fungus syrup for her family every few days. After making it up for a while, she felt that her complexion had become better, with red in the white.

It will be November in a few days, and it is even colder when I woke up this morning, and my exhaled breath turned into white smoke.

Tong Xuelu got up and went to the vegetable garden to pick some green vegetables and green onions and came back, planning to make a vegetable ramen to eat.

It's a pity that there is no mutton, otherwise it would be cool to have a bowl of spicy lamb soup in this weather.

Tong Jiaming got up early as usual, and to her surprise, Tong Jiaxin also got up early in the morning.

What's even more rare is that he came over to help in the kitchen after washing up.

But the kitchen was not big and didn't need so many people, so Tong Xuelu asked the two of them to clean the hall and yard.

Tong Jiaming urged Tong Jiaxin to recite while sweeping the fallen leaves.

Tong Jiaxin swept the fallen leaves a few times, and began to recite falteringly: The bright moon bends in front of the bed.

The corner of Tong Jiaming's mouth twitched, and he swiped over: The moonlight is bright in front of the bed.

Tong Jiaxin slapped his buttocks, stretched out his hand and rubbed his buttocks and continued: The moonlight in front of the bed is probably the window above the ground.

Tong Jiaming slapped it again: What on earth are you memorizing? You're all wrong in just two sentences. You want to go back to Beihe's hometown to pick up pig shit, right?

Tong Jiaxin shook his head like a rattle: It's not the second brother, please keep your voice down, don't be overheard by my sister, I don't know why I just can't remember!

Tong Xuelu heard two voices in the kitchen, laughed and shook her head.

Everyone's talent performance is different, not being able to read does not mean that the brain is stupid, Tong Jiaxin's design in the book is very creative.

This is also one of the reasons why she has not changed his character since she came here. She is afraid that if she manages too much, it will curb his temperament and inspiration.

Artists have somewhat different personalities from ordinary people.

The recitation outside the window was still going on, and Tong Xuelu was quick to make a pot of ramen noodles with green vegetables.

Tong Mianmian was also very well-behaved today, she got up without being called, and even got dressed by herself.

Tong Xuelu praised her, made Xiaotuanzi blush, and puffed up her chest and said that she would get up and get dressed by herself from tomorrow on, because she was already a big girl.

When sending Tong Mianmian to Wei's house next door, Shen Wanrong smiled and said to her: Don't eat at the restaurant tonight, Zhuzhu's brother celebrates his birthday today, we plan to celebrate him at home, and you brothers and sisters will come together.

When Tong Xuelu heard the words, she quickly agreed: Okay, then I'll get off work early tonight.

On the way to work, she was thinking about what to give to Wei Zhuzhu's brother Wei Ran.

Wei Ran is counted as the second-to-last class of workers, peasants and soldiers. After the resumption of the college entrance examination next year, workers, peasants and soldiers will stop enrolling students.

The status of the last two or three batches of worker, peasant, and soldier students was very embarrassing. Although their academic qualifications were recognized in many units, they were not valued. When selecting cadres, many places even directly restricted the use of worker, peasant, and soldier students.

She had read the information on this before going through the book. The last class of workers, peasants and soldiers did not get along very well. They gathered together to talk about their grievances in those years, which can be regarded as an anachronism.

Although the Wei family has background and contacts, Wei Ran's education will definitely become an obstacle for him in the future.

Tong Xuelu thought for a while, and decided that in addition to cooking him food, she would also give him a set of mathematics, physics and chemistry booklets, implying that he would continue to study.

Today's workers, peasants and soldiers learn very little in school. They spend most of their time studying politics, engineering, agriculture, and the military, with very little professional knowledge involved.

If he doesn't start preparing this year, he may not be able to pass the college entrance examination next year.

After coming to the hotel for the meeting, Tong Xuelu still took Guo Weiping to go shopping.

Manager Tong, this is the walnut that just arrived this morning. I remembered it when you mentioned it last time.

When I came to the supply and marketing cooperative, a batch of fresh walnuts actually came today. The manager of the supply and marketing cooperative saw her and immediately took out the walnuts.

Tong Xuelu's eyes lit up: Thank you, Manager Zhen. It is said that noble people forget things too much, but Manager Zhen's brain is better than that of young people. It is really enviable!

This is really dozing off and someone sent a pillow. She was planning to make some red date walnut cakes and send them to Wen Rugui.

Counting it, they haven't seen each other for almost a month, and it's strange to miss him.

Manager Zhen felt at ease when he was praised: Manager Tong, I heard that Master Huang, who sells beef, is on your honor roll?

Tong Xuelu knew what Manager Zhen meant when he heard it, and he understood Manager Zhen's meaning in seconds: Yes, Master Huang, like Manager Zhen, is one of the best in your industry. Advanced figures like you must go to the Our honor roll!

The smile on Manager Zhen's face could no longer be hidden: So Manager Tong is going to interview me too?

Tong Xuelu nodded: That's a must. How can we miss someone like you, Manager Zhen, from our honor list!

The crow's feet in the corners of Manager Zhen's eyes turned into a flower with a smile: Manager Tong is a talent who is better than blue, and is a role model for women compatriots. In the future, Manager Tong wants to buy anything, just come to me!

After the two exchanged business compliments, Tong Xuelu agreed to come over to interview him tomorrow, and then left the supply and marketing cooperative with a lot of things.

Guo Weiping was no stranger to this scene.

There is only one thought in my heart, and that is - follow Manager Tong to have meat!

In the future, he will follow Manager Tong's footsteps and strive to have meat for the rest of his life.

Tong Xuelu didn't know that she had become a golden thigh in Guo Weiping's heart.

As soon as she returned to the hotel after purchasing good things, she saw the driver from the commercial department come to pick her up and asked her to go to the commercial department now.

Tong Xuelu's heart moved, and she knew that there should be some clues about her participation in the competition.

When Meng Qingqing and the others saw that the Ministry of Commerce had sent a car to pick up Tong Xuelu, they looked at her with more and more admiration.

Manager Tong is amazing. It has only been a while since he became the manager that a car came to pick her up. Manager Liu couldn't do this for a long time in the past!

When he came to the Ministry of Commerce, Minister Lin was eloquently eloquent with a group of leaders in the conference room.

Secretary Zhuo didn't know where she went, and she didn't see anyone after waiting for a while.

Tong Xuelu was a little bored, so she walked to the door of the conference room, and Minister Lin's voice just came from inside——

Why did I propose to allow second-tier hotels to participate in this competition? Six years ago, my country resumed its legal seat in the United Nations. In recent years, more and more countries have resumed diplomatic relations. In the future, we will entertain more and more foreign guests. many.

However, our restaurants have remained unchanged for the past few years. Both the cooking skills and the dishes have not kept up with the pace of the times, so we need to be bold and innovative, inject fresh blood, and let the first-tier restaurants have a sense of crisis, so that they can make progress. !

Hey, isn't that what she wrote in the plan?

Tong Xuelu raised her eyebrows slightly, then left quietly, went back outside and continued to wait.

About half an hour later, Minister Lin came out of the conference room in high spirits, and greeted Tong Xuelu, Manager Tong, are you here?

Seeing him like this, Tong Xuelu knew that the matter was successful.

She stood up with a smile: Yes, the driver master went to pick me up, and I will come right away. I can't delay Minister Lin's affairs.

Hearing this, Minister Lin felt more at ease physically and mentally: Come in with me, and I'll tell you about the competition.

Tong Xuelu quickly responded.

Minister Lin sat down on the sofa, the wrinkles on his face stretched out: Manager Tong, I have spent a lot of effort to get you to compete this time.

for her?

Tong Xuelu said with a smile: Minister Lin is doing this for the development of the entire commercial department. I am a small hotel manager, but I have been honored by the commercial department and Minister Lin.

Only then did Minister Lin realize that he had said the wrong thing: You are right. Everything is for the development of the department. Manager Tong's participation in the competition is no problem, but how sure is Manager Tong of winning the first place?

Tong Xuelu made a look of embarrassment: It's hard to say, as the saying goes, knowing yourself and the enemy will never end in a hundred battles, but now I don't know anything about the competition, and I don't know which hotel will participate in the competition. Under the circumstances, I dare not boast!

Minister Lin paused for a moment and said, Well, I'll ask Secretary Zhuo to sort out the competition information and send it to you later!

Tong Xuelu's eyes lit up: Thank you, Minister Lin. Under your wise leadership, Minister Lin, our commercial department will definitely develop better and better!

Minister Lin's hearty laughter came from the office.

The corners of Tong Xuelu's mouth curled up, as expected no one throughout the ages could resist the charm of Rainbow Fart.

After leaving the commercial department, Tong Xuelu went back to the hotel to continue working.

At noon, the tall young man from last time came over again, his eyes still fell on her from time to time, but he didn't say anything.

Tong Xuelu didn't bother to pay attention to him, and she asked for leave early to leave work when it was slightly dark.

When she got home, she made a jujube and walnut cake, then went back to her room and took a high school mathematics, physics and chemistry brochure to Wei's house.

Wei Ran received the brochure from her, with a confused expression on his face: Sister Xuelu, did you make a mistake, I am now a student of workers, peasants and soldiers, and I don't need to learn these things.

Tong Xuelu: The sage's language learning is endless. Although you have entered the Beijing Workers, Peasants and Soldiers University, it is always useful for you to learn more.

Seeing this, Wei Guozhi nodded and said, Xuelu's words make sense. I heard you said that you either learn some political ideas in class, or you go to factories or the countryside to learn agriculture. Instead, you didn't learn professional things.

You take it away, and you can turn over and do it when you have free time. It's always good to learn more things without overwhelming your skills!

Wei Ran was raised by his grandparents, and he regards his grandfather's words as the truth: Okay, then I will accept it, thank you, Sister Xuelu.

Wei Ran is one year younger than Tong Xuelu, and the first time he saw her blushing so much that he dared not look at her, Tong Xuelu asked him to call her sister, and it became much easier to get acquainted with her afterwards.

Children are happiest when they celebrate their birthdays, whether it is someone else's birthday or their own, as long as they have something to eat.

A few children ate their mouths full of oil, chattering happily.

Tong Jiaming and his brothers and sisters also gave Wei Ran things, such as candies and slingshots.

Among them, Wei Zhuzhu's gift to her brother was the most deceitful: Brother, this is the wish card I gave you. I have thought about it for a long time, and I think this gift is what you need most.

Wei Ran took a piece of paper handed over by his sister, unfolded it, and the corner of his mouth twitched violently.

I saw it said: I wish my eldest brother not to be so ugly next year.

Seeing his disgusted look, Wei Zhuzhu immediately became dissatisfied: Brother, what is your expression? I really think about you. You said you are so ugly, how can you find a wife in the future?

Wei Ran: ...

Tong Mianmian tilted her head aside, then turned her head and said to Tong Jiaxin in a milky voice: Third brother, when you celebrate your birthday, I will also send you a blessing card, so that you will not be so ugly!

Tong Jiaxin: ...

The same world, the same pit brother's younger sister.

Everyone burst into laughter upon hearing the words, and the room was filled with cheerful laughter.

Suddenly there was a knock on the door, Wei Ran gritted his teeth and went to open the door, and then came in followed by someone.

Tong Xuelu looked over and her eyes lit up: As home, are you back?

As soon as Wen Rugui entered, his eyes fell on her precisely from among the crowd.

Seeing her look over, her eyes were full of tenderness: Well, the base gave us a three-day holiday.

That's great!

Tong Xuelu didn't hesitate at all, she stood up and said, Grandma Shen, Grandpa Wei, then I'll go back first.

A smile of I understand, I understand appeared on Shen Wanrong's face: Go, Comrade Wen probably hasn't eaten yet, you take some red date cake back.

Tong Xuelu did not refuse, took two pieces of red date walnut cake and left with Wen Rugui.

Seeing this, Tong Jiaming hurried back with his younger siblings.

Those who are lonely and widowed will have a bad reputation for their sister, and they cannot be allowed to get along alone.

Tong Jiaming felt that he had good intentions, and had no idea that he had become a light bulb unintentionally.

The white moonlight shines on the bluestone slab, and the shadows of the trees on both sides look like monsters.

Tong Xuelu tilted her head and asked him, When did you arrive in Beijing?

Wen Rugui blushed slightly: Just arrived.

Tong Xuelu raised her eyebrows: I came here when I first arrived, didn't you go back to the military compound?

Wen Rugui's face became even hotter, and he nodded lightly: Yeah.

Tong Xuelu raised the corner of her mouth, handed over the jujube and walnut cake in her hand, and said, Help me hold it.

Wen Rugui quickly reached out to pick it up, but as soon as he touched the jujube walnut cake, she scratched his palm lightly.

His heart trembled, and it beat fast.

The place where she scratched was numb, and the whole body seemed to be electrified by electric current.

Tong Xuelu didn't give him the jujube and walnut cake, but took the opportunity to stuff her own hand into his.

Although Wen Rugui's whole body was numb, his reaction was not slow at all, and he grabbed her hand subconsciously.

The hands of the two are intertwined.

bang bang bang!

Wen Rugui's heartbeat was so fast that he could hardly control it, his face was flushed, and he felt like he was stepping on clouds every step he took.

Tong Jiaxin widened his eyes from behind, pointed at the two of them and said, Second brother, look...they...

Before he finished speaking, his eyes were covered by Tong Jiaming.

Second brother, why are you covering my eyes, let me go!

At the same time, Tong Mianmian was also covered: Second Brother, Mianmian can't see anything.

Tong Jiaming said: Don't be afraid Mianmian, just wait a little longer.

It wasn't until Tong Xuelu and Wen Rugui walked into the yard that Tong Jiaming let go of his brother and sister's eyes.

Tong Jiaxin looked intently, hey, there's nothing there!

Tong Xuelu made noodles for Wen Rugui, and the two talked intimately in the kitchen for a while before going out.

Because there are three light bulbs in the house, they can't do anything.

But for Wen Rugui, holding hands was enough to make him bump around.

Military compound.

Sun Manrou looked at Sun Wuyang and asked, Third Brother, did you go to that restaurant again today?

Sun Wuyang let out a hmm.

Sun Manrou: Why did you pass by again?

Sun Wuyang blushed a bit: I know myself and the enemy, so I'll go and see if I can get more information.

Sun Manrou looked at him suspiciously: Third brother, why are you blushing? You lied, right? Every time you lie, you blush!

It's nothing, what did I say to panic. Even though he said that, his face became even redder, and he didn't pretend to be self-confident.

Sun Manrou suddenly covered her mouth: Third brother, don't you have a crush on Comrade Tong?

Sun Wuyang's ears turned red this time: Don't talk nonsense!

Sun Manrou's eyes lit up: Comrade Tong is so pretty, it's only natural for you to like her, third brother.

If her third brother pursued Tong Xuelu and let Tong Xuelu take the initiative to break up with Wen Rugui, then her side would be much smoother.

Unexpectedly, Sun Wuyang said: I don't like her, I just think the food she cooks is delicious. If I want to find a partner, I will definitely not look for her like this.

Given the background of their grandson's family, he must find someone from the right family if he wants to find a partner. Tong Xuelu is very beautiful, but her family background is too poor.

So he was just going to have a look, and it was impossible to be tempted.

Only then did Sun Manrou think of this matter: That's right, even if you are willing, third brother, uncle and uncle mother will not agree.

Sun Wuyang: How are you preparing for tomorrow's party? There will be no problem, right?

Tomorrow, the Air Force and Navy, as well as several military headquarters and military-affiliated compounds such as the General Logistics Compound will hold a large-scale gala.

On the one hand, it is to celebrate the 27th anniversary of the founding of the People's Republic of China, and on the other hand, it is to give bachelors in the army an extra chance to meet girls.

This event has been prepared for a long time. Originally, Sun Wuyang and Sun Manrou came back so late, so they definitely didn't have the chance to perform on stage.

But in order to let Sun Manrou shine on the stage, and to let Mr. Wen see her excellence, Sun Wuyang used the Sun family's connections.

It happened that Commander Xiao was going back to Beijing, so Sun Wuyang took advantage of this and said that Sun Manrou was going to dance for Grandpa Gan.

Arranging one more program is not a big deal. For the sake of Commander Xiao and the Sun family, the art troupe naturally nodded in agreement.

It's just that Commander Xiao called back yesterday, saying that he was temporarily unable to come to Beijing due to business, but Sun Manrou's show had already been arranged, not to mention that she didn't really perform for Commander Xiao in the first place.

She is going to perform for Mr. Wen, so her show will continue as usual.

Sun Manrou raised a confident smile: There must be no problem!

Before she joined the newspaper office, she was the group flower of the Northwest Art Troupe, and her dancing skills were unmatched by few others!

These days, apart from going to work, she has been practicing intensively every day when she returns home. This time, she wants to impress everyone.

Sun Wuyang nodded in satisfaction: I'm still assured of your strength, but it's a pity that Rugui can't come back. It would be even better if he could come back.

Sun Manrou also felt very sorry.

Unexpectedly, the next morning, she got good news that Wen Rugui had returned from the base!

Sun Manrou was elated when she heard the news, she felt that Wen Rugui must have come back specially to watch her performance!

She must perform well tonight and shock everyone!

Do you want to go? If you want to go, I'll pick you up before dark.

Wen Rugui happened to be talking to Tong Xuelu about the party in the military area tonight.

Okay, it sounds interesting.

Tong Xuelu had heard Mr. Wen mention this before, but she was not interested in this activity before, but now she has changed her mind.

She didn't know that there was such a green tea as Sun Manrou before, and Wen Rugui hadn't come back, so she didn't want to go.

But now that Wen Rugui is back, she wants to see how Wen Rugui will deal with Sun Lucha's matter.

Wen Rugui: Then I'll come pick you up at night.

Because Tong Xuelu had to go to work here, the two had to separate.

Wen Rugui returned to the military compound.

Mr. Wen was taken aback when he saw him come back: When did you come back?

Wen Rugui said calmly, This morning.

Mr. Wen didn't say anything, and waved his hand to let him in.

Even Uncle Zong on the side didn't see that he was lying.

In the evening, just after dark, Wen Rugui rode his bicycle to pick up Tong Xuelu.

Tong Xuelu only washed her face, combed her hair again, and went to the gala with Wen Rugui on his bicycle.

Because the gala was set in an open-air square, it was very windy at night, so Tong Xuelu didn't wear thin and beautiful clothes for the sake of demeanor.

She came here wearing a thick padded jacket and cloth shoes on her feet. Fortunately, she has a pretty face, otherwise she would really explode.

But in Wen Rugui's eyes, she looks good in anything she wears.

When we came to the square, the party hadn't started yet.

Wen Rugui took Tong Xuelu to greet Mr. Wen.

When Mr. Wen saw her coming, he was so happy that he could see his teeth but not his eyes.

When the people around saw it, they inquired about Tong Xuelu's identity and learned that she was Wen Rugui's target. They all congratulated them, but couldn't help but sigh in their hearts.

Why did Wen Rugui talk about someone so quietly?

They wanted to introduce him to the children at home!

Wen Rugui never liked such occasions, but this time he felt that such occasions were very good.

He looked down at Tong Xuelu who was walking beside him, with a smile in his eyes.

Tong Xuelu looked around with her eyes, and when she saw the soldiers coming and going, she was appreciative in her heart.

She suddenly remembered that Fang Jingyuan belonged to the art troupe, so she wondered if she would perform on stage tonight.

Since Fang Jingyuan went to her last time to ask her how to get rid of the potato man, there has been no news since then.

Wen Rugui protected Tong Xuelu with his hands, preventing others from bumping into her.

Just then, a man and a woman walked towards them.

Rugui, you're back! Sun Wuyang came over and put his hand on Wen Rugui's shoulder.

Wen Rugui took a step back calmly: Yes.

The smile on Sun Wuyang's face froze for a moment, then he pointed to Tong Xuelu and asked, I heard that you have a date, could it be this lesbian?

Wen Rugui: Yes.

Tong Xuelu turned around when she heard the voice, and was startled when she saw Sun Wuyang's face, and then a sneer flashed in her eyes.

It turned out that her feeling was not wrong before, and there was indeed something wrong with this man.

When Sun Manrou saw Tong Xuelu, jealousy flashed in her eyes, and she said affectionately, Comrade Tong, we meet again.

Tong Xuelu's face was light: Yes.

Sun Manrou's eyes were slightly red, and she looked up at Wen Rugui: Comrade Wen, I really like a capable person like Comrade Tong. He can cook and run a restaurant with a group of men. I can't do it.

Since I met Comrade Tong, I really want to be good friends with her, but I don't know why she seems to be very cold to me.

Tong Xuelu turned her head to look at Wen Rugui, to see how he would respond.

Wen Rugui frowned, and a look of displeasure flashed in his eyes: Who are you?

Sun Manrou: ...

Sun Wuyang: ...

Tong Xuelu was also stunned.

Could it be that he doesn't know Sun Lucha, that's wrong, Sun Lucha's tone is obviously very familiar.

Sun Manrou blushed with embarrassment: I'm Sun Manrou, Comrade Wen, you're really funny, we've met each other several times, and you've saved my life, why do you always do this when we meet? ?”

As she said that, she purposely gave Tong Xuelu a proud look.

Wen Rugui: I'm sorry, I can't remember your face, so every time I see you, I can't recognize who you are.

Sun Manrou: ...

Tong Xuelu almost burst out laughing.

Tong Xuelu didn't know that Wen Rugui had prosopagnosia, thought he said that on purpose, and secretly gave him a 100 points.

Sun Manrou's face flushed and turned pale, and she almost cried.

Seeing this, Sun Wuyang quickly stood up to help his sister: Xiaorou, you are about to perform, you should go to the backstage to get ready.

Sun Manrou took a deep breath and smiled again: Okay, then I'll go there first.

After Sun Manrou left, Sun Wuyang said to Wen Rugui: Rugui, there are a few of our good brothers over there, you can come with me.

Wen Rugui shook his head: No, you can go by yourself.

Where is Sun Wuyang willing to give up so easily: It is said that brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes. If you return home, you don't even want brothers, do you?

Wen Rugui paused and said, You are right, brothers are like siblings, women are like clothes.

When Sun Wuyang heard this, his face suddenly became smug.

But before he could open his mouth, Wen Rugui continued, You can live without your hands and feet. If you don't have clothes, would you dare to go out?

Sun Wuyang: ...

Hahaha……

Tong Xuelu couldn't help laughing anymore.

Ouch, this is really the first time for her to see Wen Rugui with such a vicious tongue, she is so cute!

If there weren't so many people around, she really wanted to hug his face and kiss him!

Sun Wuyang's face was as dark as the bottom of the pot, and he quickly found an excuse to leave.

As soon as the annoying person left, the surrounding air felt fresh.

Tong Xuelu tilted her head and asked Wen Rugui, You really don't recognize that Comrade Sun?

Wen Rugui nodded: Well, I naturally can't remember other people's faces. Some people can remember them through their characteristics, but some people can't remember them at all.

Sun Manrou just couldn't remember that type of person.

This time it was Tong Xuelu's turn to be stunned: Then can you recognize my face?

Wen Rugui's ears were reddish: Yes.

He couldn't tell why, but she was the only one he remembered when she grew up so big.

From the first meeting, he could clearly remember her face.

Tong Xuelu never knew that Wen Rugui had prosopagnosia, let alone that he could only remember his own face.

Does this mean that he is the most special to him?

This feeling is magical, but also kind of indescribably sweet.

After half an hour, the party finally started.

After a while of opening remarks, the first show ushered in the applause.

Tong Xuelu did not expect that the first program would be Sun Lucha.

Tsk tsk, it seems that Sun Lvcha did everything he could to attract the attention of the Wen family man.

The current stage equipment is incomparable with the future generations. The stage equipment is very simple, but it can't resist the enthusiasm of the masses.

Amid the cheers and applause of the crowd, a ladder-like prop was pushed onto the stage.

Everyone in the audience felt extremely novel, and all their attention was focused on the stage.

Wearing a bright red performance costume, Sun Manrou stepped onto the stage under the envious eyes of everyone.

There was a smile on the corner of her mouth, her head held high, her eyes gleaming with confidence.

I heard that this lesbian is going to perform a backflip, that is, roll backwards from that ladder!

No way, roll back from the ladder, it's easy to have an accident!

He must have the ability to dare to perform on stage!

You're right, I heard that this lesbian works in a newspaper and has no date yet...

Amidst the discussion among the crowd, Sun Manrou confidently walked to the top of the ladder, then turned around and stood with her back to the audience.

The host of the stage said loudly: Where is the applause? Let us encourage Comrade Sun with applause!

The applause sounded like a tide again.

Sun Manrou took a deep breath, stood on tiptoes and was about to roll back.

Unexpectedly, her foot slipped, her ankle sprained, and she fell backwards.

Immediately, she bumped her butt on the steps, and she fell backwards.

boom!

A butt.

boom!

Two butts!

bang bang bang!

Three, four, five butts...

Everyone in the audience was shocked, didn't they want to perform a backflip? How did it become a throwing butt in the back?