The Great Sect of Science and Technology

"Ask, how many words are there in a thousand words?"

"A thousand words, of course, a thousand ... no, if the version is different ..."

"Stupid, the answer is three words!"

"Ha! Why is this so ..."

"Ask, which one hurts more, apple and stone?"

"Of course it's a stone, it's so hard ... it's an apple! Is it a kind of sand or mud, right?"

"... It hurts my head!"

"My head counts!"

"You've learned junior high school physics long ago. Don't you know that the effects of force are mutual?"

"What does that have to do with this question?"

"That is to say, you can say that you hit your head with a stone, or you can hit a stone with your head."

"It's always like this ... you're a master anyway, you always make sense!"

Returning to Tiandao Mountain, Ye Linglong became interested, and then examined the apprentice's serious problems.

The result was no surprise. Regardless of how many years he had worshipped the teacher seriously, he still couldn't answer those questions of Master Ye Linglong.

Although Ye Linglong didn't keep asking those questions, but the brains that have been asked over the years have turned sharply, and I am afraid that there are tens of thousands of them that are rarely mentioned.

The little fart child is serious and clear, what do you want to learn?

In fact, it cannot be said that nothing was obtained.

At least, the head of the little fart child has been much more flexible than the previous one after undergoing so many brain twists.

It's just that the brain-twisting thing isn't that if you listen and learn more, you will be able to answer many questions correctly without any disadvantage.

Many so-called brain twists, although there is a place to turn, but the correct answer depends on how you quibble.

In terms of sophistry, the little fart boy can't learn. Even if he can answer ten reasonable answers in one breath, he can't hold people to make the eleventh correct answer.

"How about, Xiaoming, do you want to keep guessing?" Ye Linglong asked with a grin.

"... hum!" The little fart turned his face to the other side.

Soon, the pedestrian in Shilin just walked up and down the Tiandao Mountain with a smile, and came to the place where Yezan sits in Tiandao Mountain.

It's not that Shilin and others deliberately snubbed, mainly because when Ye Zan notified them before, they didn't urge them to return urgently.

As a result, Shilin and others rushed on their journeys normally, and did not rush to the point of going up a few steps to run wild.

On the top of Tiandao Mountain is the residence of Ye Zan, the defender, and the residence of the Linghua Taoist and the Qinghong Taoist.

At this moment, in the courtyard of the residence, Ye Zan was chatting with his sister Lin, or it could be said to be the reason.

After all, Ye Zan and the sisters of the Lin family have a different Tao. They all say that "the stones of the mountain can attack jade." Naturally, there are many benefits to communicating with each other.

This is probably the meaning of the gangster.

Then, Shilin and his party walked in from the open courtyard.

When Ye Linglong saw Lin Miaomiao there, her eyes flashed like "little stars" and immediately jumped off the back of the giant panda.

"Aunt Miao Miao!" Ye Linglong shouted with joy, her arms opened like a flying bird, and a flutter toward Lin Miao Miao.

Ye Zan and Lin's sisters and brothers are both in the realm of law. Naturally, it has long been known that Shilin and his party returned to Tiandao Mountain.

Therefore, it was no surprise that Ye Zan and the sisters of the Lin family saw Shi Lin and his party come in at this time.

Ye Linglong flew towards Lin Miaomiao, her eyes narrowed and she would suddenly plunge into Lin Miaomiao's arms, but her body suddenly settled near Lin Miaomiao.

It turned out that Ye Zan grabbed Ye Linglong's back collar from behind, holding her in the air like a kitten.

Ye Linglong was not struggling, and her arms and legs suddenly fell down, shaking her body slightly to her left and right.

Ye Zan turned her wrists, turned her girl to face herself, and said angrily: "Why, even dad forgets to go out to play, and you are the only aunt in your eyes!"

"Yeah!" Ye Linglong rolled her eyes, Xiao || made a cute expression on her face, said coquettishly, "No, I miss my dad the most! I always think about it, but I can think about it!"

"Well, young people don't learn well, learn to lie and make fun!" Lin Mumu joked.

Ye Linglong looked at the forest trees and exclaimed softly, "Yeah, Brother Mumu!"

"To be called uncle ... not right, to be shouted!" Lin Mumu corrected immediately.

"Well, Brother Ye, put Linglong down quickly." Lin Miaomiao smiled, reached out and took down Ye Linglong, and yelled, "I'm a big girl now. I heard that they have already received apprentices. Give her some face in front of her apprentice. "

"Yeah, yeah, dad, I accepted an apprentice, but stupid but stupid!" Ye Linglong said quickly like offering a treasure.

"You!" Ye Zan shook his head helplessly, stretched out a finger and flicked it on Ye Linglong's forehead, then placed it on the ground and handed it to Lin Miaomiao.

Ye Linglong landed on the ground, rubbing her forehead with two hands, and smirked and ran into the side of Lin Miaomiao with a smirk.

At this time, the scene of seeing the master and the sister, the meeting of the father and the daughter is over, and the two of Shilin and the witch come forward quickly.

"The disciples met with Master and the two uncles!" Shi Lin and Wu Wu respectfully respected each other, and gave the disciples respect to Ye Zan and Sister Lin.

Although, Ye Zan and Lin's sisters and brothers are called "Ye Brother" and "Brother Ye".

But when it comes to getting started, Ye Zhan is obviously later than the sisters of the Lin family.

Moreover, this "Ye Brother" and "Brother Ye" do not have the meaning of their elder brothers, they are just a kind of intimate title.

Therefore, Shi Lin and Wu Wu, as apprentices of Ye Zan, are to call the sisters of the Lin family "masters."

"Well, get up!" Ye Zan nodded his master's magnificence. Xu Xu raised his hand to make the two of them get rid of salute, and then said to Shi Lin, "Shi Lin, there is something that you need to go for the teacher. do."

Then, I didn't wait for Shi Lin to say anything like "Sword Mountain, Fire and Sea", "Liver-brain-painting".

"Next, I will go to Yincaodifu for the teacher. I do n’t know how long it will take. During this period, the teacher will leave the war fortress in Yuqingzong to sit at Tiantian Peak. But just to avoid distractions. Accidents also require you to be in the fortress of war just in case. "

After finishing his own arrangement, Ye Zhan turned his eyes to Witch, and said, "There is Witch again, so follow your brother."

"The disciples obeyed!" Shi Lin also had no mother-in-law, and simply bowed to take his life.

"Yes, my disciples obey!" Wu Yan said quickly.

That's it for the two apprentices.

Shi Lin and Wu Yan stood aside after taking their orders, and exposed Wen Tongji and Xiaoshi Ba, who were behind him, seriously.

"... the disciples are serious and wise, see Shishi!"

On the top of the bun, wearing a red bellyband, || the little fart child wearing a green bloomer pants, fell respectfully to Ye Zan and fell to the ground.

"Oh, let's do it!" Ye Zan is a little funny, but it is already true that this little fart child has become his own apprentice, and can only say: "Since my daughter has accepted you as an apprentice, then you should remember 'a The principle of being a teacher and being a father for life's sake must not disappoint your Master's grace in preaching and teaching. "

"Yes, the disciples must remember!" The little fart child quickly leaned down and bowed down again, where is the shadow of the little magic star of that year.

The little fart is done, and like Shilin and Wuxi, they stand behind these two uncles.

However, unlike the standing stone and witch, the little fart child was not idle.

Knowing that this time is not suitable for expressing thousands of miles, but the little fart child clearly remembers a lot of questions in his mind, standing there and soon indulging in the question sea.

When I saw the little fart child, he looked forward indifferently, muttering something in his mouth, and his hands kept twitching his fingers.

It's almost like chanting in chanting.

"Wantong Trail Wen Tongji, meet the Promise of the Promise, and meet the two predecessors of the Promise!"

Finally it was Wen Tongji's turn.

Wen Tongji was nervous, frightened and excited.

This Faxiang Daojun is not easily visible, let alone seeing three of them at once.

Of course, this is to say that low-level casual repairs like Wen Tongji.

In short, Wen Tongji came directly to a five-body vote, first greeting Ye Zanxing and then saluting his sister Lin.

Regarding Wen Tongji's realm practice, of course, it is impossible to see the realm practice of the sisters of the Lin family.

However, as a low-level meditation practice, it is a basic survival skill to observe and observe.

According to the previous names of Shi Lin and Wu Wu, and the information that he usually read online through thousands of miles, Wen Tongji is not difficult to guess the identity of the Lin family.

"Get up!" Ye Zan said lightly.

"Yes, the trail obeys!" Wen Tongji stood up with a smile on his face.

Still relying on observation, Wen Tongji knew that Ye Zan was not a nonsense person, so he did not insist on this.

Some people, he made you up.

If you really get up, or get up too fast, he may be angry that you are not sincere.

Also, he asked you to sit.

You must not only show that you are sitting, but also let the other party know that you are not actually sitting.

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However, Ye Zan is obviously not that kind of person.

"Before, the incarnation of this seat let you follow Shilin, so as not to be fooled by people like you again. In these years, things have been done well, and it is enough to offset your calculations. "

When Ye Zan said here, he glanced at Shi Lin and Wu Yan next to him, scaring the two apprentices slightly.

Then, his eyes turned back to Wen Tongji.

Ye Zan groaned for a moment. Actually, it wasn't something to think about temporarily. Some things had already been thought about for a long time.

After a while, Ye Zan finally spoke, saying, "Wen Tongji ..."

"The trail is here!" Wen Tongji responded with a smile on his face.

"Since you have already redeemed, you have settled the cause and effect with me. This seat is supposed to let you go. However, seeing your best efforts in these years, this seat gives you two ways to go. . "

Speaking of this, Ye Zan waved his hand, and bubbles appeared in the air, each bubble was wrapped in something.

"For one thing, I have magic weapons, elixir, and heavenly treasures. You can choose the same from them. It is also your reward in these years. Take the things, and the cause and effect ends here. Will you do good or evil in the future? It all depends on your own fortune. "

When Wen Tongji heard this, he immediately retracted his eyes from the bubbles, and "killed" fell to the ground with a cry, and leaned over and said, "Tao Jun has mercy, although the sidewalk was scattered and repaired, he also made mistakes." In the years following the Daojun and his followers, the Daojun and his followers have been summoned and instructed, and they have already rehabilitated and re-established themselves, and have decided to focus on the good and not the evil in the future. "

Ye Zan did not respond to Wen Tongji's determination, only glanced at each other lightly.

"Second, you have a family evangelism tradition. If you accepted you into Yuqingzong, you would not be willing to come. However, this seat now sits in Tiandao Mountain, but you can be included in the Tiandao Mountain guardian. Of course, as a guardian of Tiandao Mountain, you must keep to the law of Tiandao Mountain, and you will not be as comfortable as before. There will be wrong steps ... "

Without waiting for Ye Zan to finish his speech, Wen Tongji kneeling on the ground had scratched his head like a pounding garlic and said, "Tao Jun has mercy, and the disciples will choose the second path, and they will be the guardians of Tiandao Mountain. Do your best in the right way! "

In fact, if possible, Wen Tongji would prefer to worship Yuqingzong.

After all, the Promise Prince in front of him is the elder of the Qing Dynasty, or the ancestor of the Supreme Master.

If he could worship Yu Qingzong, he would be his own person with this Promise Prince, and he would be the same with that stone forest and witch.

Yu Qingzong! There is a lot of momentum in the realm of Shenhua.

According to rumors, there are various benefits in the Yuqing Sect. The elixir is all very good, and there is a special spiritual quiet room for cultivation. Usually, the rice can be eaten with its belly open!

With so many benefits, who would be unwilling to join it?

It's a pity that people say "you don't like it", but in fact they often mean they don't like it.

Although it is impossible to worship Yu Qingzong, compared with the first choice, it is still a better choice to become the protector of Tiandao Mountain.

You know, the errand of the Tiandao Mountain protector, even the disciples and disciples of the big schools, is also treated as a first-class job to break the head.

And Wen Tongji, a person who repairs by the door and has no roots as duckweed, can have the opportunity to become a guardian of the Tiandao Mountain, just like a tramp suddenly got a job in a state-owned enterprise.

The work of state-owned enterprises can not make a lot of money, but compared with a hungry and full-fledged wandering life, at least it is more stable.

"Well, in this case, hold on to this!" Ye Zan nodded, then waved and threw a jade card, and then said, "Afterwards, someone will teach you how to be a guardian."

Wen Tongji raised his head, reached out and took off the jade card floating in front of him. Looking at the words "protecting the road" above, he felt a dreamlike dream.

However, after all, Wen Tongji is also a character who has been in the rivers and lakes for many years. Knowing that this is not the time for emotion, he forcibly returned to God to worship again. He said repeatedly: "Thank you, Dao Jun!

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