The Great Sect of Science and Technology

Ye Linglong was obviously joking, taking things like a brain teaser, and teasing the baby who turned into a nerdy || zi.

It's just that the little baby is really serious.

Ye Linglong was just a child's heart, and it was also a joke that was not serious. When she saw that the little fart was so good and flickering, she used the "law not to pass light" to induce each other.

The little fart boy was so smart, and immediately understood what Ye Linglong meant, so he asked, "Did I enter your gate, and you can teach me what a brain teaser?"

"Enter our ancestral door?" Ye Linglong Xiao || said with a disdainful face, "Huh, the deep knowledge of the sharp-brained children, the entire Yu Qingzong is only me ... and my father will. However, my dad has no time to teach you. He also needs to teach stones, witches, and many people. "

The little fart was a little anxious, and hurriedly said, "So, then you teach me!"

"Why, how can I teach you, only Master can teach apprentices, I'm not your master, you're not my apprentice!" Ye Linglong rolled her eyes and made her words clearer.

Speaking of this, if the little fart child doesn't understand any more, then he can't really save his brain.

Fortunately, the little fart still has help!

"Ha, I see. You want to take advantage of me and want me to call you Master!" The little fart kid not only understood, but also understood a deeper meaning.

However, Ye Linglong, who had been pierced intently, did not panic in the face of such a situation, but took out the set he wanted to take.

"Oh! It's so funny, you didn't even understand the math problem in elementary school. I can't be mad at you as a master, I'm not so busy!" Ye Linglong said dismissively.

"Hum!" The little fart snorted coldly, turned his head and continued to look at the distance.

However, the little fart child has been a bit embarrassing.

He took a look at thousands of miles expressive.

Turning his face again, he looked at Ye Linglong with Yu Guang.

He turned back and looked at the miles.

Could not help but secretly look at Ye Linglong.

Just three or four times back and forth, the little fart boy finally couldn't help it, turned and looked at Ye Linglong, and asked, "Are there any other sharp heads besides the ten birds on the tree?"

"It's the brain! You just lack that muscle." Ye Linglong corrected the other party's statement, feeling that the other party should be hooked soon, so he smiled and said, "Of course, I told you all about it, but this is a very profound knowledge. How could there be only that question! What, you want to guess? "

"Well, I'd like to see, you have so much advanced knowledge, you can't believe that I can't answer a single question." The little fart child nodded firmly.

"Hey!" Ye Linglong showed a smirk, pressed the panda's Taiji's back, let it lie down, and got closer to the little fart child, and said, "Listen, say on the tree ..."

Before Ye Linglong finished speaking, the little fart yelled dissatisfied immediately: "Hey, ten birds in the tree again! Don't you say there are other questions?"

"Of course it's another question. If you want to hear it, just listen to it honestly!" Ye Linglong sneered politely, and then said just now: "Say a little monkey riding on the tree, a little monkey on the ground, How many monkeys are there? "

"... Did you hit the stone this time?" The little fart child was quite cautious, learning from the experience of ten birds, and asked an extra question.

Ye Linglong shook her head and said funnyly: "Don't you all learn a little bit of knowledge? But this question, of course, will not be hit with stones."

"Isn't that easy?" The little fart immediately relieved, and then said with confidence: "Seven on the tree, one on the ground, seven plus one and eight, a total of eight little monkeys!"

"Wrong!" Ye Linglong said relentlessly.

"What's wrong, there are seven on the tree and one on the ground. You also said that you didn't use stones to scare the tree away!" The little fart child retorted resolutely.

"Listen carefully, it's a 'monkey' monkey riding on a tree, a ride on a big horse, a ride on Tai Chi!" Ye Linglong patted the giant panda Tai Chi under the seat, and emphasized the problem of homophony to the fart child Finally, the standard answer was given: "So, one on the tree and one on the ground are two little monkeys!"

"You ... no, come again!" The little fart turned up again.

This time, Ye Linglong speeded up her speech, as if she wanted to play quick questions and answer quickly, saying, "Now, listen, say that there are seven monkeys riding on the tree and one monkey on the ground. "

The little fart kid didn't even bother to think about it, why did he ask the same question twice, and blurted out: "Two!"

"Wrong, eight, haha!" Ye Linglong said with a laugh.

"Why, how about eight?" The little fart baby was a little skeptical of life.

"Listen clearly, it's riding on the tree ... seven ... monkeys!" Ye Linglong repeated the words to the little fart child.

"Ah, seven rides!" The little fart child thought back carefully, and found that it was really what the other party said, but he said unwillingly, "Can the tree bear it!"

"Hee hee, you can't bear the tree, you can't stand it, that is to sit down and fall down, it's also eight monkeys." Ye Linglong already smiled and lay down, burying her face in the hair of the giant panda Tai Chi, her hands were constantly Patted Tai Chi's neck.

The little fart looks like a blow on his face. After a while, he looks like a mosquito sneezing from his mouth and says, "... Master ... Master"

Ye Linglong's ears were very good. He immediately sat up from the panda's back and looked at the little fart child and asked, "Well, what are you talking about?"

As for the skin, if you tear it off once, you won't be able to stick it back.

The little fart finally broke out and said to Ye Linglong aloud, "Master, I want to learn, learn your sharp turn!"

"Dang!"

Before Ye Linglong made any response, Xuan Tianzong, who was chatting with Shi Lin, was teaching from the other side, but suddenly jumped out of his chair.

Of course, not only Xuan Tianzong took charge of teaching, the other two elders who chat with || chat also had similar reactions.

The three men and six eyes looked at Ye Linglong and the little fart side by side.

"The ancestor ... the ancestor ... can't!" Xuan Tianzong's palm taught that his face turned pale, and he cried out to the little fart.

Previously, the little fart said that he wanted to worship Ye Zan ’s incarnation as a teacher. Xuan Tianzong ’s palm teaching and others were discouraged because of concerns about the issue of seniority.

Fortunately, the Qingpao did not want to take advantage of this, so he directly rejected the little fart child, leaving a thousand miles of expressiveness and the question bank and left.

This also reassured everyone in Xuan Tianzong.

However, it is impossible to defend against the ancestors with a hard-working heart.

There was an awkward conversation for a while, but there has actually developed to the point that the grand master Xuantianzong wanted to worship a little girl as a teacher!

I knew it this way, when the little fart boy wanted to worship the Promise Master, we shouldn't stop here! Xuan Tianzong's teaching, as well as the two elders, can be said to be beyond regret.

"Why, you stopped now, but now I want to learn something, how can it be so difficult!" The little fart child shouted hysterically as he looked at the people who were coming.

"Master, isn't this a thousand miles expressive? It is said that there is everything on the Internet, so we can't learn on the Internet ourselves?" Xuan Tianzong's palm teacher and elders surrounded the little fart children with bitter persuasion.

"No, there aren't any sharp turns on the Internet, I will learn that!" The little fart child also has a temper, staring at a few people with his teeth gritted, posing in an unstoppable posture, said with a grudge: It seems that I am too gentle with you, so that you have some misunderstanding! "

You should know that before being "educated", the little fart child existed in Xuan Tianzong as a little magic star.

The strength itself is not weak, and coupled with the identity of "ancestor", Xuan Tianzong is completely horizontal.

Some people are "cheesy". If you talk well to him, he thinks you are bullying.

But now, seeing the fart child is obviously anxious, a few people in Xuan Tianzong finally remembered the fear of being dominated in the previous decades.

"The ancestor ... the ancestor ... what do you want to learn, we can think of other ways, and we have to worship the teacher!" Xuan Tianzong persuaded again and again to teach.

"Hum, there is a skill, you kill me today, otherwise no one wants to stop it. This master, the master is doomed!" Said the little fart, and took a thousand miles in his hands to the table. , Fist arched hand facing Ye Linglong.

At this time, between the little fart child and Ye Linglong, there was an elder of Xuan Tianzong blocking it.

However, seeing the little fart child kneeling down, this elder is a big courage, and dare not suffer the kneeling of his ancestor!

As for going up to help ...

Don't even think about it.

As a result, the elder had only one choice left, and quickly turned around and let aside, revealing Ye Linglong, who was behind him.

Maybe, some people may think that since they dare not stop their ancestors, then it is enough to get rid of the little girl Ye Linglong?

But the question is, isn't Ye Linglong better off than a little fart?

Everyone has "aspiring people, things can be done." Since Xiao Fang has a heart to worship, where can Xuan Tianzong stop?

"Tong Tong".

The little fart child knelt on the ground, and as he went down, he shouted, "The disciples met with Master, and asked Master to take me as a disciple, telling me to make a sharp turn on the road!"

As I said before, the little fart child has not received any education. Naturally, he does not understand the etiquette of worshiping and apprenticeship.

Therefore, this ritual is a little bit nonsense, and it is also a mess.

Ye Linglong still steadily sat on the back of the giant panda, and looked at several people from Xuan Tianzong, as well as the stone forest and witch who followed.

Whether it was a few people from Xuan Tianzong, or Shi Lin and Wu Wu, at this time, they were winking with various hints, which meant that Ye Linglong could refuse.

Since Xiaoshi ’s child needs to worship a teacher, Xuan Tianzong's people can't help but dare not stop him, so he can only find a way on Ye Linglong.

As long as Ye Linglong refuses to accept the small fart child as an apprentice, except for the small fart child may be disappointed, but for others, it is definitely "hello, hello, hello everyone".

However, Ye Linglong is also a child!

With everyone's attention and hints, Ye Linglong raised her hand with a smile, and said to the little fart child in front of her: "Haha, good! Seeing that you are so sincere, then I will accept your apprentice for the difficulty."

It's over! The people of Xuan Tianzong suddenly felt weak under their feet, as if the end of the world had arrived, and their hearts were filled with despair.

Their ancestor paid homage to the little girl Ye Linglong, so what should they do?

In fact, the distressed people are not just those who are in front, but also the old retreats behind them.

Although the seniors are older than the teachers and elders, no one can compare with the ancestors.

Fortunately, those older seniors were so “goo”, they have not come out of the retreat, but they avoided the embarrassment of facing Ye Linglong.

At this moment, footsteps came from outside the hall. The two elders who had been preparing gifts before came in with some disciples.

The disciples of Xuantianzong were either holding in their hands, or they were both carrying them. In short, there were no empty hands, and they entered the hall with various boxes.

"Come on, just go out here." An elder pointed at the center of the hall and said to the disciples who followed him.

"Teacher, and three brothers, what's the matter with you?" Another elder noticed keenly that the atmosphere in the hall seemed somewhat depressed.

Before waiting for Zhangjiao and others to speak, he has successfully worshiped Ye Linglong as a teacher, and he walked out of between Zhangjiao and the elders.

"Look, I have already worshiped Master. When you see my Master in the future, you must see me like that, otherwise ... or ..." The little fart would have thought of threatening these people as before. , But some can't explain it because of education.

Fortunately, the two elders who just came in, and those disciples who moved things, were shocked when they heard what was in front of them.

"What, worship?"

"Teacher, what's going on?"

The two elders, shocked and puzzled, asked Zhangjiao and the other three elders.

However, the palmer shook his hands helplessly, his voice was a little hoarse, and said, "Don't, don't ask, this thing is still unknown!"

"How can you not ask? What is the position of the ancestor, and who is there to dare to be the ancestor's master?" An elder asked unwillingly.

With a gust of wind, the giant panda Taiji rushed to the center of the hall from behind, of course, still carrying Ye Linglong on his back.

After coming to the crowd, Ye Linglong looked around the crowd, glanced over those people's faces, and then said proudly, "Huh! I am his master, what's wrong!"

"..."

There was silence in the hall, or it could be said to be dead silence.

"Oh, huh, little girl is really joking! Come, there are gifts for you here to see if you like it." An elder said with a smile, as if he hadn't heard Ye Linglong's words at all, and still thought for himself. Went to the gift side.

As long as I pretend not to hear, then bad things won't happen!

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