The God of Hokage’s Body Art

“Huh?” Gulosi jumped out of his hiding place, looked at Jiraiya with surprised eyes, and asked loudly. “You’ve already found me?”

“Hmph! Now the little ghosts are all so smelly farts, they think how powerful they are! Zi Lai Ye said in a lecturing tone while looking Gu Luoxi up and down. In fact, I already found out that you were stalking me when I was performing in the martial arts arena. ”

“Wow! You’re amazing! Gu Luoxi showed a shocked look on his face and said in an exaggerated tone.

He was not surprised that Zilai could also discover his whereabouts, after all, Zilai was a shadow-level powerhouse, with all kinds of unknown means and secret methods, it was normal to be able to find him. On the contrary, if Zi Lai Ye can’t find him from beginning to end, he will instead wonder if Zi Lai Ye has wasted his name!

His performance is very sincere, showing the mood of a teenager to the fullest, without the slightest flaw.

“You guy… How did you end up here? Naruto Uzumaki jumped up at once, pointing his finger at Gulosi and yelling. He originally thought that meeting a lecherous old man was his great chance, who would have thought that there was actually another guy behind him, and it seemed that he wanted to compete with him!

“Why can’t I just be here?” Gulosi smiled at Naruto Uzumaki and said. “I finally met the Toad Immortal Jiraiya-sama, one of the legendary and famous ‘Three Shinobi of Konoha’, how could I easily let go of such an opportunity?”

“What? You say that this lecherous old man is Jiraiya-sama, one of the legendary ‘Three Shinobi of Konoha’? At this time, even Naruto Uzumaki, who was a large nerve, was stunned.

Konoha Sanshin, how great is its prestige? It can definitely be regarded as shaking the world, and he is one of the few super powerhouses in the entire ninja world. It’s just that what Naruto Uzumaki never expected was that the famous Jirai was actually such a lecherous old man!

“Stinky boy, you still have some insight.” Since he also saw Gu Luoxi say his name in one mouth, and he was very respectful of him in his tone, and he was also very proud in his heart, and said proudly.

“Lord Zilaiye, in fact, you have long been a household name in our village, and women and children know that your prestige is too great.” Gulosi said flatteringly. “Among us ninjas, we are idols and goals that all people worship and strive for. When I was very young, my teacher Mike Kay often told us about your stories and legends. ”

“You’re Mike Kay’s student?” Jiraiya blinked and asked. Although he tried his best to maintain an image of a noble man in the world, he had an irrepressible smile on his face.

“Yes, Jiraiya-sama.” Gulosi said. “Kai-sensei often tells us that Jiraiya-sama is a role model for our Konoha village ninjas, and a goal worth learning and striving for for all our ninjas.”

“Hmm! Well! Jiraiya nodded his head while listening to Gulosi’s praise. The smile on his face became more and more, and the look in his eyes looking at Gulosi became softer and softer. I don’t know how, he felt that this little guy in front of him who was not outstanding was more and more pleasing to the eye.

As for Naruto Uzumaki, who was standing next to him, he directly ignored it!

“…,” Naruto Uzumaki stood there dumbfounded, a pair of eyes constantly swirling around the faces of Gulosi and Jiraiya, almost crazy. Nima, who are these people, and their skins are too thick, right?

The words that Gu Luoxi said were obviously slap, and they were very numb, and he almost got goosebumps when he heard them. And what made him even more speechless was that he actually accepted all the orders word for word, and enjoyed it very much. This one is young and one old, one praises vigorously, the other triumphantly accepts it all, it is simply …

“Oh my God! I can’t stand me! Naruto Uzumaki shouted in his heart.

In fact, what he is most worried about now is that Gu Luoxi is too eloquent and is about to make himself flutter. However, he couldn’t say a word clumsily in his own mouth, which gave him a deep sense of crisis. He felt that if he continued like this, the opportunity that originally belonged to him would be snatched away by Gu Luoxi!

“Lord Zilaiye, my worship for you is like the water of the gushing Yellow River, which lasts endlessly…” said Gu Luoxi without stopping. He lived for more than a thousand years in his previous life, how rich is his experience? He is also very good at how to tout other people’s.

At the very least, until he entered the Martial Emperor Realm, he had been maintaining a humble posture in front of people!

“Hahaha! Not bad, not bad, Akaina kid really accepted a good student. Jiraiya laughed and said so. Your boy is very good, after all, the future is bright, extremely promising, I am very optimistic about you. ”

Gulosi himself was a little speechless.

He originally wanted to say a few words of compliment to Jiraiya in order to make the other party’s impression of him better. Who would have thought that this was actually extremely useful, very fond of listening, and he could only bring out some words that he felt extremely numb. In fact, when he spoke, goosebumps on his own body were about to rise.

However, Gulosi is also extremely satisfied with the results he has made.

“Jiraiya-sama, actually… In fact, our teacher Kakashi often mentioned you to us, and he let us…” At this time, Naruto Uzumaki finally couldn’t help it, and came forward and said loudly.

“Little ghost, you shut up for me!” Jiraiya glanced at Naruto Uzumaki and said in a deep voice. “Want to slap my, huh? Hum! Do you think I’m that kind of person? ”

Gulosi: “…”

Naruto Uzumaki: “…”

“I don’t care! You have to copy and guide me in my practice! Naruto Uzumaki shouted at Jiraiya. His eloquence was far less slippery than Gulosi’s, so he had to play tricks.

“This, since it came for you, of course, will guide your practice.” Gulosi said secretly in his heart. He didn’t interject, he knew that Jiraiya had an excellent impression of him and couldn’t treat him badly.

“Actually, it’s not impossible to guide you in your practice. However, you have to meet my requirements first. Zi Lai also thought about it and said.

“What do you want?” Naruto Uzumaki asked.

“Listen, that’s it.” Jiraiya suddenly raised his hands, drew two S-shaped curves from the air, and said with a smile on his face. “There must be curves, there must be plump fruit. If you can bring something with you, I will consider guiding your practice. ”

As he spoke, he deliberately put his hands on his chest and made two extremely obscene gestures.

“Disrespectful for the old.” Gulosi was speechless for a while.