The God of Hokage’s Body Art

Lightning Deal!

Absolute flash deal!

Such an amazing scene, even Naruto Uzumaki, who had always been nervous, was stunned. You know, although the guy named Ebisu doesn’t like him very much, after all, he is a real Shinobi, and even if his strength is not as strong as Kakashi, it will definitely not be much worse.

However, it was such a powerful Shangnin, but he was easily knocked to the ground by this lecherous old man who peeped at the female bath in front of him, so how powerful is the strength of this lecherous old man?

For a while, Naruto Uzumaki froze. In his impression, except for the Great Snake Pill, he had never seen such a strong person again!

“Sure enough, he is a strongman who can compete with the big snake pill, who is he?” Gulosi looked at the smug old man without blinking, and the big toad where the old man was sitting, and couldn’t help but think of some legends circulating in Konoha Village.

In Konoha Village, there have been many strong people who shocked the world. For example, Senjukuma and Uchiha Madara who founded the Konoha Ninja Village. Another example is the “Konoha Three Shinobi” and “Konoha Eight Colors” that shook the world…

According to the legend of Konoha Village, one of the “Three Shinobi of Konoha” has a big toad whose signature ninjutsu!

“Could it be that he came back?” Gulosi said to herself. “I just wonder if he came for Orochimaru or for Naruto Uzumaki?”

“Don’t you argue, really, what if the people inside find out?” The lecherous old man said dissatisfied.

“You… Who are you? Actually defeated that taut-faced wolf with one move? Naruto Uzumaki walked to Ebisu and shook it vigorously, finding that the other party had completely fainted. He was even more shocked in his heart, turned around abruptly, pointed at the lecherous old man and said.

“Haha! Well asked question! Hearing Naruto Uzumaki’s inquiry, the lecherous old man suddenly became emotional. He first ruffled his long white hair with his hand, then made an incomparably coquettish pose and said loudly. “I am a Toad Fairy Daoist of Miaomu Mountain, known as the Toad Immortal, please advise.”

“Sure enough, it’s him, one of the famous ‘Konoha Three Shinobi’, the Toad Immortal – Jiraiya.” Gulosi said secretly in his heart.

“Immortal… Immortals? Naruto Uzumaki said in disbelief with a shocked look on his face.

“Exactly.” The lecherous old man jumped down from the big toad, and then the big toad immediately turned into a cloud of smoke and disappeared.

“You lecherous fairy, do you see the good deeds you do?” Naruto Uzumaki had a look of righteous indignation on his face, pointed at Ebisu who had passed out on the ground, and said loudly. “He was originally responsible for teaching me cultivation, you actually made him like this, what do you let me do?”

“Hmph! Who let that guy get in the way of my material. The lecherous immortal also pouted and said.

“Material?” Naruto Uzumaki was slightly stunned.

“It’s me a writer.” The lecherous immortal also smiled slightly, reached out and took out a palm-sized book from his arms, shook it at Naruto Uzumaki, and said.

“Intimate heaven…” Gulosi was speechless for a while.

He can now be sure that this old man’s lecherousness is definitely not pretend, but he is a color embryo himself! This doesn’t? Even his own books are such unhealthy things.

“Ah! That’s not…” Naruto Uzumaki took a closer look and immediately exclaimed. He suddenly remembered that his teacher Kiki Kakashi often held such a book to read.

“Huh? Do you know this book? The lecherous immortal was stunned at first, and then a proud smile appeared on his face. Ha ha! I really didn’t expect that I was already such a famous writer, even such a little fart knew my books. ”

Gulosi: “…”

Naruto Uzumaki: “…”

“Hey, that’s not a serious novel, is it?” Naruto Uzumaki shouted loudly. “Besides, what kind of material are you? It was clear that she was just peeking at the women’s bath. ”

“Oops!” The lecherous immortal was also shocked. He knew that Naruto Uzumaki was speaking too loudly, and everyone in the female bath must have heard it.

“Colored wolf!” Sure enough, a sharp shout came from inside the women’s bath.

“Ah! They found out! The lecherous immortal Zilai also said with a frustrated face. The expression on his face was very cute, like a child who had been robbed of his beloved toy. “It’s all to blame on you, stupid! A sucker! A sucker! He yelled at Naruto Uzumaki.

“You lust!” Naruto Uzumaki said unconvinced.

“You big idiot! Who do you say is the big colored wolf? “The lecherous immortal also waved his arm at Naruto Uzumaki and said loudly.” I’m just using voyeurism to stimulate inspiration. Only in this way can better works be created. ”

“Less deception. No more excuses. Naruto Uzumaki pouted and said. By the way, compared to these, what should I do with my cultivation? ”

“Cultivation?” The lecherous immortal Zilai also showed a pair of disdain on his face, pointed to the hot spring next to him, and said. “Are you talking about how to practice walking on water?”

“You know this?” Naruto Uzumaki blinked and said. “Okay, that’s it, you have to be responsible for teaching me cultivation.” He pointed his finger at the lecherous fairy and said.

“I’m too lazy to care about this kind of thing.” The lecherous immortal also pouted, bypassing Naruto Uzumaki, and walking towards the distance.

“You give me a stop, lecherous immortal, you must accompany me to cultivate.” Naruto Uzumaki shouted. I finally met someone who was more powerful than Kakashi, how could he be willing to give up this chance?

“You’re verbose.” The lecherous immortal also turned around abruptly and yelled at Naruto Uzumaki. “Besides, I hate people who don’t respect people the most.”

“Besides, I don’t like men either.” At the end, the lecherous immortal also added another sentence.

“This… This…” Naruto Uzumaki was immediately startled by the words of the lecherous fairy Jiraiya, and stammered in his mouth. “I think your “Intimate Paradise” is fascinating and very interesting…”

“Hmph!” The lecherous immortal also snorted and said. “That novel is an 18-forbidden work, you are less deceptive.”

“I mean rave reviews.” Naruto Uzumaki said awkwardly.

“It’s useless to slap! I’m an immortal, how can I believe the jokes of you hairy boy! The lecherous immortal also said loudly. At the same time, his hands were sealed, and the whole figure gradually faded, which was a trick in the wind.

“Goodbye, little ghost.” He yelled and disappeared.

“Wow! That’s awesome! Naruto Uzumaki said in amazement. Although it is a super color wolf, it is really strong and super cool! After that, he dropped Ebisu who had passed out on the ground and chased straight in the direction of the lecherous fairy Jiraiya.