Chapter 4 The system of embarrassing songs without saying a word

While Zhang Yang was still in S.H.I.E.L.D., Tony also started a press conference with the help of S.H.I.E.L.D. to clarify the rumor that Iron Man was not his own.

After all, he also knows the weight, knows that what he makes will definitely cause countless troubles, and once he admits it, he will have to bear the responsibility of being a superhero. To this end, he also accepts the help of S.H.I.E.L.D. to cover up the fact that he is Iron Man.

When Zhang Yang came out, he happened to see this press conference playing on the big screen of the mall.

Tony walked up to the stage, looked at the reporters with long guns and short cannons set up underneath, and began his performance.

“Because I haven’t been in the public eye for a while, I guess I can only read the script.” Tony took the manuscript and followed the script: “Some people say I was related to the highway and the roof incident. ”

The female reporter who had had a night of fun with Tony immediately interrupted his performance: “Sorry Mr. Stark, seriously, you really want us to believe that it was a bodyguard, dressed in steel, who appeared at the right time…”

Zhang Yang under the big screen whistled: “Wow, this girl is very spicy.” ”

Of course, for the clarification press conference held by Tony, even if he has not watched “Iron Man 1”, but think about it, he must have messed up Tony himself.

It’s not because he knows Tony better, even if he knows Tony’s character in the movie, but in reality they have only talked about a few comrades who have fought side by side, not much familiarity.

But he knows how high-profile Tony of Iron Man is, wearing mecha out every day, how can he not admit the fact that he is Iron Man.

Tony talked a lot with the female reporter, and next to Tony’s good friend Lieutenant Colonel James Rhodes, the future war machine, whispered to remind him not to say too much, just read the lines.

Tony agreed very directly, looked at his manuscript, and spoke: “The fact is… That’s right, Iam Iron Man! ”

Sure enough, Tony has an extraordinary arrogance, or to put it simply, a little rebellious.

The more someone asks him to do something, the less he wants to do it.

The more he was asked to memorize the lines, the more he had to let everyone know that the hero was himself.

Why should someone as awesome as me bend to the end? I just want to shake the wind!

Of course, he also doesn’t want to escape his responsibilities as a superhero.

Zhang Yang whistled again, but this time not for the Spice Girls, but for Tony, cheering along with the people around who watched the press conference.

It wasn’t until someone recognized him, called the Flash, surrounded by a large group of people to sign an autograph for a group photo, and even several girls stole kisses him, that Zhang Yang found that he was also on fire.

Of course he will not resist, and those who come will not refuse.

“The Flash! You are a hero! ”

“Your abilities are so cool! Who the hell is faster Schumacher or you? ”

“Do you know Mr. Stark?” Can you help me ask if he can invest in my project? ”

“The Flash, let’s have dinner together tonight!”

The United States is a very ‘free and open’ country, and when the girl steals a kiss to him, not only does no one feel wrong, but they all burst into good-natured laughter and cheers.

Of course, Zhang Yang couldn’t stay there all the time to sign, signed for thirty minutes, and when he saw that the number of people not only did not decrease, but more and more, he saw that the situation was not good, flashed a red-yellow flash, and the girls who were blowing in the wind quickly covered their skirts, and when he looked up again, he could not even see the figure.

“oh! He’s so cool! ”

“He’s as fast as lightning! No! Faster than lightning! ”

“Such a fast speed, I don’t know if he will be so fast when he does that.”

“……”

Zhang Yang, who returned home, couldn’t help but wipe his sweat, although it is indeed cool to be a superhero and be liked by everyone, it is also quite troublesome to always be surrounded to sign a group photo.

But it seems that Tony in the future has no such troubles at all, and does not know how he did it.

Looking at the ground where he had just taken off another burnt dress, Zhang Yang decided that he should talk to Tony about ‘reward’.

Of course, it is impossible to ask for money. If you really ask Tony for money, it will not only fall into the cliché and make Tony look down on, but as a superhero, ask others for money…

If he really did such a LOW thing, maybe he would still be deducted points by the system.

The savior system, people don’t talk much.

The last time he provoked the system was when he first came to this world.

Zhang Yang: “System boss System boss, seven billion people in the world, why did you choose me?” Is it because I’m handsome? ”

The system was silent for a long time before saying, “I regret it a little now.” ”

Zhang Yang: “Wow, you are a bit heart-piercing!” Did I make you feel attached to me? ”

The system sang desperately: “How did you choose him, and decided to bring him here, it doesn’t matter if you give up the whole forest, the paper is short-lived and long…”

The synthetic electronic voice of the system sang, not only did not have a little ups and downs, feelings, but also thief ugly, Zhang Yang quickly raised his hands in a surrender gesture and interrupted: “Don’t sing, don’t sing, you still haven’t told me why you chose me?” ”

The system said desperately: “At that time, I tested everyone in the world and found that you were the most suitable for Godspeed, so I chose you.” It turns out that before making a big decision, don’t make a choice too quickly, it’s always good to wait and see. ”

Zhang Yang pondered for a while, and suddenly spoke: “You sing really badly. ”

And then…… The system charged him for a full ten minutes, and he didn’t take care of him for half a year.

It also taught us a truth, be a person, don’t be too ostentatious, and think about the consequences when you speak.


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