The Fall of the Vampire

"My Ximen love is back!"

Outside Xiliang Yaozhuang, Ximen Qing raised his arms and shouted.

Sure enough, there is a sense of security here. If you are outside, God knows where you will encounter the world.

Since learning about the World Magazine Island Country from the gate, Zikou, she has completely lost the thought of bathing in hot springs and asked Qin Yuyao to take her back to Xiakong City overnight.

In addition to the two of them, Adjani and Damen Zi also followed.

Damen Zi didn't have the idea of ​​becoming the underground emperor of the island country. Compared with those, she was more willing to be a surgeon to perform operations on people. Every life saved can make her feel that she is more than just a skeleton.

"What to shout!" Song Yunwu leaned out from the window and scolded, "I haven't got enough sleep yet!"

As a cartoonist, turning day and night is the norm. It is now 8 o'clock in the evening, which is the time for Song Yunwu to go to bed, and he will wake up naturally at 10 o'clock.

But since she was woken up, she didn't plan to sleep anymore.

"Welcome home." After she went downstairs, she said to Zi Zi.

The latter also enthusiastically gave her a hug, and it really felt like home here.

Damenzi and Jin Huiyuan also met for the first time, and they both looked at each other curiously.

Regarding the tenth existence of the Asian Disaster List, Jin Huiyuan naturally does not know. Damen Zi has also heard of the name of the killer "Mie Shen".

"Sister is good." Jin Huiyuan looked very well-behaved.

The longer she lived in Xiliang Yaozhuang, the more she felt that her roommates were all big brothers, and only she was the real food.

Although I have never met with Damen Zi, being able to live with Ximen Qing and the others for so long is enough to explain her power.

"Ah, kawaii," Damen Zi had already heard about Jin Huiyuan from Ximen Qingkou, but she was a little surprised when they met, "Will you fight the landlord?"

"Huh?" Jin Huiyuan didn't react for a while, did this topic deviate a bit too quickly?

At this time, Ximen Qing came over and said, "Haha, it's been a long time since Dumbiezi left to fight the landlord, Huiyuan, let's come together."

"Oh," Jin Huiyuan nodded in a daze, "It's just the landlord's words, I will."

As an erudite doctor, she can even fly a plane, so it's natural to fight against the landlords.

"But we have a rule for fighting landlords here," Ximenqing added, "If you lose a hand, take off a piece of clothing, and start writing straight on the inner thigh when you are naked."

"Ah?!" Jin Huiyuan said in shock, "Do you play with such a big one?"

"Of course," Ximenqing smirked, "it's too late to regret now! Oh ha ha ha ha."

As a result, Jin Huiyuan half-pushed and half-placed and was pulled by her to play Doudizhu with Damen Zi.

That night, Ximenqing's inner thigh was written with ten straight characters.

Jin Huiyuan just took off a pair of silk stockings. She fights the landlord... super strong.

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"There is a thief! Someone is stealing steamed buns!" In front of a breakfast shop, the owner yelled, "Have you never eaten steamed steamed buns in your previous life!? This is also going to be stolen!"

When a beggar comes to beg for food, he will throw one or two buns casually.

In a park not far from the bun shop, a young man clutching four big buns came to a bench and sat down.

There was already a child sitting here beforehand. He handed one of the big buns to the child and started to eat himself.

The child did not answer, but instead asked: "Did you steal something?"

"What is stealing!" the young man asked, pointing to the front, "look at what it is?"

"A piece of grass?"

"Wrong! It's my land! Look at what's over there?"

"A couple of dogs and men?"

"Wrong! It's my people! I am Emperor Shi, and the whole world belongs to me," he said, taking a bite of the bun, chewing something in his mouth, unclearly, "The emperor took the things of his own people. , Can that count as stealing? It's not counted."

"Oh." The child nodded seemingly.

"You are very good," the first emperor began to eat the second big bun, "when my Daqin is rebuilt in the future, I will make you a princess."

"But... I'm a boy."

"Huh?!!!" The emperor turned his head in shock, the buns in his mouth fell out, "Wh, what!? You are such a cute boy!? But you are obviously wearing a skirt?"

The little boy looked down, stretched out his hand and pulled up a trouser leg: "Oh, I'm wearing it wrong."

Emperor Shi didn't know what to say: "Then...just...make you a duke."

After speaking, he began to mutter to himself: "Are all boys like this now? It's different from what I saw in the parallel world. This world is too scary. I have to be more cautious, otherwise Da Qin might It's really going to die."

After eating the buns, the little boy asked him: "Where shall we go next?"

He seemed very excited, because after Emperor Shi came out, he didn't need to go to school or do homework, and he didn't need to go back to watch his parents quarreling all day long. Moreover, Emperor Shi was very kind to him, even if he went to steal the buns, he would not make him hungry.

Emperor Shi thought for a while: "I don't know, in short, first get some money, get me a legal identity, and then apply for a bank card, then contact my courtiers, they will give me money."

"Oh," the little boy asked again, "how do I get some money?"

Emperor Shi: "I...I don't know."

"Why don't you go to work," the little boy suggested. "I watch TV and those people who are short of money are going to work."

"Working?! Don't be kidding. It's impossible to work. It's impossible to work in this life." The first emperor shook his head vigorously, "I am the emperor! If you really go to work, who dares to accept?"

So ~www.NovelMTL.com~ Two days later, Emperor Shi became a cashier in a small supermarket.

The owner is an old couple with children abroad. Seeing that Emperor Shi was so pitiful with a child, he didn't care about his lack of an ID card and asked him to work and gave him a small room. Of course, the little boy is cute, and it is also a key factor to please the two elders.

"I fought the six nations and ruled the world, and my feat was comparable to the three emperors and five emperors. What a prestige? Now I actually rely on children to sell cuteness to get a chance to work. I failed, too failed."

"Check out!" Just as the first emperor was talking to himself, a middle-aged man put a pile of things on the counter, "Do you know why it failed?"

"Huh?" Emperor Shi looked at him suspiciously, "you know?"

"Of course," the middle-aged said, "You are a second-degree illness, work steadily to earn money, don't think about those who do not, but still dominate the world, hehe, I am Yingzheng, have I told others?"

"What!? You are also called Ying Zheng!?" Emperor Shi looked at him in shock.