The Fairy Just Wants To Lie Down

Chapter 593 Return of Heaven

  (Due to the major revision of the outline and chapters, there are some errors in the previous article. Lily and Zhao Si are both breakthrough gods)

 The sun is shining from the window.

Li Lili held her big palm and didn't let go. Li Yi was not in a hurry to leave, patiently comforting this sister who was as stubborn as a cow. For all these years, she was still like a child, always wanting to prove herself, comparing herself, an ordinary girl who grew up in modern society, with geniuses like Yun Shu.

Li Yi does not agree with the law of the jungle, but it is undeniable that such strong men are often much stronger than modern monks.

 The screening is too strict, and everything that survives is gold. As powerful as the Immortal Palace in its prosperous age, it also needs to face threats from heaven and earth all the time.

Lu Haochu also needs to get out of Blue Star if he wants to become a saint.

Li Yi is certain that the chance of a holy king being born within ten thousand years among the local monks who stayed in Blue Star is almost zero. This is a normal phenomenon. The frequency of the Holy King's appearance is not high to begin with. It's just that when the world first opened, there were many opportunities that could allow people to reach the sky in one step.

Li Lili suddenly asked: "Brother, if my dad still wanted to be alive and even wanted to become a god, would you have agreed?"

"Still holding a grudge?" Li Yi raised his eyebrows. Li Lili shook his head and denied, "I know dad has lived enough. Forcing him to stay will only torture him. You said that there is a fixed number of lifespans for mortals. My dad's way of living is He is completely a mortal and is destined to last for a short time. I tried to persuade him but he didn’t listen.”

 “So is Li Ning.”

Lili Lili discovered a long time ago that her father's lifestyle was not suitable for immortality, just like her brother who had a bad relationship with him. Her brother actually got the elixir back then and also had the cultivation level.

Comparing Li Ning and Li Yi, they are two extremes. It is better to belong to the elder brother or belong to someone else's family. Li Ning doesn't know how to advance or retreat, and has a slightly low emotional intelligence. In Li Lili's eyes, there is no difference between him and a monkey. Li Yi, on the other hand, could hardly find anything wrong except being lazy, and even gave Li Ning pills to practice regardless of past suspicions.

But Li Ning did not cherish it. Instead, he continued to enjoy himself, singing and drinking every night.

 The only good thing is that he enjoys himself at most, but has no intention of harming others.

 The eldest brother didn’t discipline him much, and even went out with Li Ning once to have fun, which was just like the name of experiencing the future life.

Li Lili still remembers her shock when she found the two of them in the Adult Complete Spiritual Immersion Experience Center. Although it was not a real prostitute, it was filled with nerves simulated by machines, and monks were completely immune to it.

 But she was still very shocked. After all, when her eldest brother dealt with his sisters-in-law, most of the time he was dealing with business matters and had no interest.

　　Isn’t it better to go to a VR adult experience center than to go far away?

If she was tired of it, she remembered that Sister-in-law Rabbit would change her appearance frequently. Besides, Li Lili didn't believe that her eldest brother was a superficial person, but was more out of curiosity.

　Since then, I have never gone out with Li Ning again.

Later, Li Lili learned that this move was more to appease her father and second uncle. After all, Li Yi and Li Ning had a disagreement in the early years. The eldest brother didn't care, but the two elders couldn't just sit idly by. In particular, Li Yi showed more and more extraordinary methods, like a sacred mountain that covers the sky and the sun, protecting everyone.

 Her father and other people in the family are actually afraid of their eldest brother.

He never got angry, never showed joy or anger, and was as calm as the ocean, but this did not prevent people from being in awe of him. Even if one doesn't know Li Changsheng's identity, the eldest brother's ability to turn people into golden elixirs is enough to make people fear him.

 Father is afraid that his eldest brother will have a bad relationship with Li Ning. People of the older generation are always very concerned about this kind of thing.

 The eldest brother didn’t care and instead went out for a walk with Li Ning.

From that moment on, Li Yi has become the backbone of the family even if he has no cultivation.

 Mature, steady and generous.

 There are some things that don’t need to be said clearly. It’s no wonder that my father planned to let his eldest brother who was not his biological son run the company. It is estimated that my own brother will only be rich for a generation, so it is better to give it to a capable eldest brother and let them receive stock dividends.

Li Lili had so many thoughts in her mind. If her body hadn't been separated from the five degenerations of heaven and human beings, she might have suspected that it was a revolving door.

“Brother, if I want to be the Holy King in the future, will you agree?”

"You want to ask how much I love you?" Li Yi showed a playful smile, which immediately made Li Lili's face turn red as her thoughts were seen through.

　　The words are not crude, but it is somewhat difficult to say it so straightforwardly.

 I am quite old, and I am still acting coquettishly to my elder brother. The last time I was like this was when I was eight or nine years old.

 “Like a child.”

“Brother!” Li Lili glared at Li Yi with a hint of embarrassment and waved her hand to hit him, without any trace of the majesty he had as the ancestor of the Li family for many years.

 Most of the people in front of Li Yi were children. He had seen this kind of boss mentality a lot. Even the two old boys Qingxuan Dushi had similar emotions.

The most obvious ones are actually Tu'er, Xi'er, and Yunshu.

Due to their different relationships, they can act coquettishly to themselves openly, but their essence is the same. It is all due to a kind of dependence. When people are extremely uneasy, they will seek a sense of security from the person they depend on.

 Husband, brother, father, etc. are all dependent objects.

He replied: "I'm not sure. I'm not sure whether I can make someone else a Saint King in two thousand years. If you need to be enlightened now to survive, then I will help you, but I can't give a guarantee."

 “Do you know why Shiraishi moved to my place?”

Li Lili raised her right hand and replied without hesitation: "Brother, you finally finished the meal."

The relationship between Bai Shi and Li Yi is well known. Even if the two of them really have nothing to do with each other, they are better than a couple. Much like a Taoist couple as defined in the spiritual world, they practice together and share eternal life.

 Physical relationship is not a necessary condition for Taoist couples, but love often develops over time, and relationships are inevitable.

As soon as she finished speaking, the crisp snap of her fingers instantly made her cover her forehead and grimace her teeth in pain.

“Brother, you must have a deep meaning in doing this.”

Li Yi said: "If Bai Shi doesn't take any pills at all, I'm afraid she won't be able to break through the transformation into a god. She looks timid on the surface, but she actually still has a sense of arrogance in her bones. I don't want her to cut off this path."

“Double cultivation is the only way I am sure to make her speed up. I used a similar method last night.”

 There is only one difference between taking the elixir once and zero times. Once you take the elixir for the first time, hundreds of years of persistence will be ruined.

Shiraishi has been polishing his Taoism bit by bit on his own, and his progress is much slower than that of ordinary people. His foundation is also deeper, and he can go further than others. But this road is difficult to navigate, and many people may miss the opportunity to break through and eventually die of old age.

Li Yineng is naturally not stingy.

 Similar method? Double cultivation?

Li Lili was stunned for a moment, but before her strange thoughts could emerge, her elder brother shattered them and said: "Qi-machine interaction is the main method for many innate creatures to reproduce offspring, and it is also the most primitive method of refining qi. But just like dragons don’t have reproductive organs, humans don’t have the ability to reproduce through symbiotic interactions.”

"For us, it's more like our breaths are intertwined. For example, we are breathing the air of the same room now. I guided your mana last night and helped you break through the barrier of becoming a god."

“…” Li Lili scratched her cheek in embarrassment. She believed in her elder brother’s character, but similar conjectures were always subconscious.

To cover up her embarrassment, she asked again: "Then you and Sister Baishi..."

 “I did have a physical relationship with Shiraishi.”

 Li Yi answered very calmly.

“Qi-organ communication requires physical contact, such as when I hold your hand. But now that we have reached this point, why don’t I make myself more comfortable? Is it possible that I have to stay by her bedside every time?”

 The answer is really simple, but Sister Baishi’s figure is actually very attractive...

Li Lili admitted that she sometimes wants to rub her, but of course she just wants to. She is not a pervert and cannot cross the line.

“I thought, brother, you were going to wait until Sister Baishi took the initiative, so that you wouldn’t have any psychological burden.”

“Since we are in love with each other, there is no need to fight. Do I still have to stage a bitter love drama with her?”

"Then you are not afraid of the sisters-in-law..."

 “Isn’t it a good time now?”

　　　…”

Li Lili's eyes widened slightly, as if it was the first time she met her big brother, but it seemed to be reasonable.

  Big brother has never been greedy for beauty, but he has never been a pretentious person.

It is reasonable to bring your childhood sweetheart who has been with you for many years into your boudoir. After all, it is impossible for the other person to find a new love.

 In ancient times, the wives and concubines of emperors had to be buried with them even when they died.

Although this era is a prosperous one, it is ultimately an era of powerful individuals. In other words, it has never changed. It is just that the noble people have changed from bureaucrats, rich people, etc. to practitioners.

Sister Baishi herself didn’t resist. Her mouth was split from laughter in those days, and she giggled every day.

 But are three wives and four concubines really good?

Li Lili thought deeply, then gave a thumbs up without hesitation and said: "Brother, this is awesome!"

If it were a thousand years ago, and she was still a modern person who had just come into contact with spiritual practice, she would definitely be a little hesitant. But not now. Li Lili has completely become a cultivator and has broken away from the mentality of a mortal. If nothing else, after Li Lili witnessed the era of "collapse of rituals and music" five hundred years ago, she felt that three wives and four concubines were too childish. Back then, Li Ning died on a woman's belly, and a few years after he was rescued, he died again by himself.

Just hearing about those things made Li Lili feel sick.

"Hundreds of years ago, I still needed to help Bai Shi day and night to ensure the breakthrough to the gods. Although you just made a last-minute breakthrough, your breakthrough overnight is almost the same. Maybe two thousand years later, I can make you the Holy King, or there may be nothing I can do. .”

Li Yi stood up and patted Li Lili on the head. Even after a thousand years, he still treated her like a child, as if Li Lili had been stuck before coma.

 At that time, she was only a teenager and had just entered junior high school.

“So if you want to live another tens of thousands of years, don’t let up.”

"Um!"

Li Lili nodded. After what happened this time, she knew that her talent would make it difficult for her to break through to become a god, let alone a holy king.

 So she should lower her goal appropriately, reach the peak of divine transformation, and then let her brother kick her up!

Li Yi left, Qiong Yu fell from his shoulders, and couldn't help but ask: "Senior Immortal, can you really promote people to the Holy King?"

"The Emperor Mian can do it, why can't I?" Li Yi asked, "But I can't let a person with no talent for cultivation become a holy king. At present, I can only let those who have the potential to achieve the Tao."

As the saying goes, mud can't hold up a wall. If his family members don't practice cultivation at all, Li Yi can only let them live for a thousand years at most, and then rely on the old tree spirits to live for another thousand years. This is basically the end.

 Li Yi's non-imposition is to respect the wishes of his family. Their failure to seek immortality is also a rejection of immortality.

 “Xiao Qiongyu, do you have any idea?”

Qiong Yu was stunned for a moment, and then his head shook wildly downward.

 “Hmmmmmm!”

 “This will make it impossible for you to become enlightened.”

 “Qiong Yu doesn’t care!”

Qiong Yu is not a fool. She knows how much she weighs. There are only a few people in the world who have the chance to become enlightened. The Holy King is her goal.

Li Yi stopped and raised his index finger to reach out to Qiong Yu. Before his finger touched her head, Qiong Yu couldn't wait to hit her with a headbutt.

 A ray of Taoist rhyme entered the body, and Qiong Yu's body expanded slightly, from the size of a palm to the size of a basketball, floating round in the air like a balloon.

 “Senior Immortal, save the nest...”

 “I can’t help you with this, just absorb it slowly.”

Li Yi looked at Qiong Yu and shook his head slightly for a long time. The method of using the imperial crown was feasible, but the requirements for the absorber were also extremely high.

Parents, Lily is not up to standard, Bai Shi and Zhao Si are a little confused, and Wei Xi Tu'er is probably fine.

night.

Zhu Xue walked around holding a balloon.

Rabbit scolded: "Eat just eat, why are you walking around? Put Qiong Yu down quickly."

"oh."

Zhu Xue was forced by Tuwei and put Qiong Yu on the table honestly. She actually reserved a place for him when eating at home, but most of the time Qiong Yu didn't eat.

Qiong Yu stood on the table, and then rolled to the ground like a ball.

Everyone couldn't help but laugh.

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 Fifteen hundred years of the Chinese era.

 Time changes and the cycle begins again and again.

 Social development seems to have pressed the stop button. Not much has changed in hundreds of years, and most people live, grow old, get sick and die in a regular manner.

 Life is not perfect, but it is not bleak either.

 There is no suffering, no war, not much great sorrow or joy.

 Compared with the rapid changes in the scientific and technological society, the development of the spiritual society appears to be extremely slow or even unchanged. Because practice has reached its extreme and is perfect with heaven and earth, there is no need for too many changes.

 Many people may not be able to complete even 1% of their spiritual practice in their entire life.

 So there are very few changes.

In a dilapidated science laboratory, a remnant of the old era, an extremely old scientist is observing the universe using the most advanced astronomical telescope.

The ultra-quantum computer, which was once a treasure of mankind, helped him calculate the already distorted laws of physics, and the energy it consumed required the total energy of two nuclear power plants.

All this is just a scientist writing a report to the fairy palace, and within a few days of making a request, a spaceship will send all the equipment.

Super quantum computers, two "nuclear power plants" covering an area of ​​more than ten square meters, and even an astronomical telescope in outer space orbit.

For the Immortal Palace, it is insignificant. Any urban management department equivalent to the old-era street office can meet the requirements of scientists.

 Scientists murmured and kept recording various data, trying to find traces of science again.

 He is already the last generation of scientific inheritors.

 Suddenly he stopped moving his hands and looked up at the sky, as if he saw some unspeakable horror.

Then he lowered his head several times to confirm the data, going back and forth dozens of times, and ran out of the street in a frantic manner.

 The golden age of spiritual practice thousands of years after the Chinese Era, it was quite like the fairy palace in the previous life. On the ground were neat and beautiful wooden mortise-and-tenon houses, and in the sky were busy flying boats.

He ran and shouted, causing people around him to look at him. People thought he was crazy and called the law enforcers.

The law enforcer flew from a distance, locked the target and threw the immortal rope in his hand, instantly imprisoning the scientist in place, and then landed close to him.

Only in this way can you barely hear what the other party is shouting.

“Solar system! The solar system has stopped! It has escaped the gravitational pull of the galactic black hole. It is no longer affected by any gravitational force! Detachment! This is detachment!”

 Boom!

 Suddenly the sky and the earth shook. Everyone subconsciously looked up and saw that the sun in the sky was getting closer and closer, and the temperature suddenly increased.

 Hair begins to smell slightly burnt.

Then a cool breeze blew, and a supreme being that could not be observed by ordinary people stretched out its hand to slightly block the blue star, blocking the sun that suddenly approached due to its changing trajectory.

 Everything became calm again, as if the high temperature just now was an illusion.

  But the changes are not over yet.

Mars, the neighbor of Blue Star for billions of years, was swallowed up by the endless space, and then the sun, the most massive star in the solar system, slowly passed through the orbit of Mars!

Mercury and Venus have been swallowed up, and planets as big as the Blue Star have disappeared silently. Jupiter has been torn into pieces by the huge gravitational force between the Blue Star and the Sun, and the farther-away Saturn has been thrown deep into the universe and escaped. Tribulation.

 The entire sky turned fiery red, and it was the first time that humans were so close to the sun.

 The blue star stopped rotating and the sun changed its orbit!

 One year later, the sun begins to orbit the blue star.

 The universe has just begun to feel the breath of perfection. The entire galaxy has begun to undergo irreversible changes, and countless planets have begun to change their orbits, collide, explode, and be destroyed.

 The stars that have existed for hundreds of millions of years use their own destruction to praise the resurrection of a supreme being.

 At this moment, the world truly revives.

Li Yi was lying in the courtyard, and the familiar and annoying voice echoed in his ears again.

 As silent as the sound of the wind, yet everywhere.

 “Longevity, harmony.”

 The return of heaven.

 (End of this chapter)