The Fairy Just Wants To Lie Down

Chapter 532 Panhu wakes up

Hearing this, Bai Shi, who had just walked out of the room to eat leftovers, looked at Li Yi speechlessly.

"Do you really have the nerve to say this? You play games or cards every day. Putting aside your attendance record, which is full of red dots, how many classmates in the class do you know? I'm afraid it's not the monitor who sent you the notice."

In Baishi's impression, Li Yi never left the house, let alone experience campus life. The scope of activities definitely does not extend beyond a nearby street, and the furthest distance apart from the school is probably the bathing center.

At first she thought that the other party was really going to school to put on a show about the return of the fairy king. After all, although it was a bit cliché, it was so real that no one would like her. However, nothing happened to Li Yi when he went to school. From enrollment to graduation, no one bothered him, and he didn't even bring back a school beauty.

 If it were her choice, she would say "I won't eat beef" that day. That is to say, when a person is on top of others, any dog ​​on the roadside will have to kick him if he encounters him.

 In Li Yi’s words, people without sufficient character cannot control great power.

 So practice is also about cultivating the mind.

Li Yi's strength has obviously exceeded the sum of modern society. He can do whatever he wants, and he has a lot of capable people under his command. He is in a state where he can open up a new world with just one order.

 But this person is just lazy.

Li Yi turned over and said: "School is a place for learning. I got perfect marks in all exams, so naturally I am a good student. As for the classmates in the class, meeting them is fate, and not seeing them is fate."

 “It’s good to have it, there’s no need to force it.”

 “The old man has no interest in going to school.”

Shiraishi complained, and then started to show off the leftovers on the table.

 Although it was said to be leftovers, in fact it was barely touched. Shiraishi, on the other hand, gets up late and doesn't get up until 2pm every day, so naturally he can only eat leftovers.

After eating "breakfast", Shiraishi came to the TV, kicked Li Yi who was lying like a lazy insect to get him out of the way, and then turned on the TV.

 Channel 1 is about news about the Western Regions.

【Our reporter reported that the Western Region has recently passed legislation that strictly prohibits the incense **** from using violent means such as force control and intimidation to obtain incense】

Baishi said: "The Western Region seems to have gotten better recently. All I saw before were negative news. What do you think of the fake Taoist priest?"

 “Lie down and watch.”

Li Yi answered without raising his head. His attention was still on the screen of his mobile phone. He was obviously not very interested in this reform that caused an international shock.

Then he felt Bai Shi's resentful gaze and replied lazily: "It's nothing more than policy guidance. Before, the Western Region was completely reduced to the world of sects. Individual powerful people cannot manage society well. This has nothing to do with experience. It’s not about strength, but where your **** sits.”

"They are not elected based on votes, or even on the interests of a certain group. Warlords still have to take care of the army and engage in economic and development to feed the people below, but individual strong people do not. Just like the previous world wars, war is If a farmer's child kills another farmer's child, the person sitting on it will be fine. Even if he loses, he will still enjoy the glory and wealth."

“Later, with the development of weapons and equipment and the emergence of beyond-visual-range strikes, politicians realized the pain of war.”

“Extraordinary is more extreme. The incense relies on the masses, but villains always try to reverse the cause and effect. Just like the people carry the boat, but the king never attaches importance to the people.”

 “No matter what environment or era, it is essentially the same.”

Li Yi tapped his fingers on the screen, and the different patterns disappeared one by one, while his tone was as calm and light as usual, and his words were as clear as usual.

“Only my thunder can fall to every corner of the world, and the so-called strong and powerful can understand the pain and fear of being wantonly destroyed.”

ˆ˜hiss.

 Baishi admitted that his heartbeat had accelerated, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely. It was not that he had any unreasonable thoughts, but that Li Yi always had a kind of intense beauty.

 Calm tone, lying on the sofa in a small rental house

 But he is like the Emperor of Heaven.

　　In the past, she would have suspected that the other party was bragging, but now Baishi only has the word "invincible" for Li Yi's power, so naturally she also puts on a filter.

If it were Li Yi, the world would be peaceful.

Baishi said with excitement on his face: "When will you rise up, fake Taoist priest?"

"." Li Yi was speechless. This guy was really the number one rebel in China. He thought of rebellion even though the society was in a good place.

 “If someone like you had power, it would be a disaster.”

"What are you talking about? I have always obeyed the law and never done anything bad since I was a child. I look forward to the unity of the world every day. If I had the ability, I would show off to the powerful families, rob the rich and give to the poor."

“Because I was this kind of person in my previous life, and I should have been successful in the end and maintained it for thousands of years.”

Shiraishi was speechless. She was still in the imagining stage, but the other party had already succeeded.

—

 Three days passed quickly, Sunday.

 Today, Dong Yunshu is with Li Yi, Wei Xi and Tu'er are practicing, and Bai Shi has also started a month-long retreat.

 Unless necessary, the three of them will basically avoid appearing together. Especially the two of them, Dongwei, were jealous of each other when they met enemies.

 Since the conflict cannot be resolved at the current stage, they choose to keep out of sight and make changes at the wrong peak!

 After all, Li Yi does not practice at all on weekdays. He has a lot of time and himself, so there are always a few days when he needs to meditate and practice Qi. Otherwise, your cultivation will fall behind others and you will inevitably get beaten.

Rabbit seemed to be uncontested, and he began to practice offensive techniques in private.

 The Xian family is not big and has many disputes.

 As for Qiong Yu, he was running back and forth between Xiao Taolin and the outside world.

All "diplomatic" matters related to the Xian family are under her control. For example, matters related to reincarnation in Fengdu are usually discussed and handled by Qiong Yu, and then she will tell Li Yi after everything is settled.

 The final answer was a simple ‘hmm’, or a nod.

Li Yi basically doesn't care about anything, but no one really thinks he doesn't exist. Especially what happened in the company last time has served as a very profound warning to all parties.

 The Immortal is retired, not dead.

 Big things must be done carefully.

Li Yi felt bored, because if everyone really acted in accordance with the laws and regulations, there would be no need to look for him. It would be nothing more than testing his own tolerance.



 Hence the saying “nine public and one private”.

As for why Li Yi recalled this memory, it was because Dong Yunshu was lying on his chest like an octopus, holding him like this all night.

　　The face that used to be as cold as plum blossoms in the snow-capped mountains has the opposite softness, and the mouth is also open due to being so sleepy, and a cute snoring sound is slightly exhaled from the nose.

 Monks can also sleep. Cultivation does not mean giving up a certain ability, it just gives people more choices. Just for their own safety, they generally don't fall asleep completely like ordinary people.

Dong Yunshu lost the habit of sleeping when he was very young. This seemed to be a rebound. He slept like crazy when sleeping with Li Yi and was extremely clingy.

"Time to wake up."

 “Woo~”

Li Yi gently shook Dong Yunshu, and the world-famous swordsman opened her eyes in confusion. It took her three minutes to gradually come back to her senses, which was enough to show how at ease she felt around Li Yi.

 So relieved that I don’t even have to pay attention.

Li Yi helped Dong Yunshu get dressed, took her to brush her teeth and wash her face, and finally sat her down at the dining table.

He then went into the kitchen to prepare breakfast. It wasn't until he came out with two bowls of noodles that Dong Yunshu finally woke up and regained his usual coolness.

 His way of getting along with everyone is different. Xi'er is like a husband and wife, Yun Shu is like a boyfriend and girlfriend, and Tu'er and Tu'er are just a dull couple.

“Brother Li, are you going to school today?”

“Well, I have to go to the graduation ceremony for half a day.”

"oh."

Dong Yunshu responded. After eating a few mouthfuls of noodles, he suddenly said, "Can I come with you?"

Li Yidao: "Yes, you can, but you have to change your appearance a little. Although your appearance has not been made public, ordinary people should not know it. But you are so handsome, it is probably difficult for ordinary people to resist."

"I will deal with the prodigal son myself." Dong Yunshu said seriously, with the Heavenly Sword already floating behind him.

She is very good at this. There have always been many prodigals who harassed her in her previous life, but Dong Yunshu's method was always to beat them up. If the hands, feet and mouth are not clean, it is normal to cut off the head.

Even if he is a powerful disciple, she can kill him without fail. With the support of Tianjian Sect, she is the only one in the world who can harass others, and the only person she harasses is sitting next to her.

"There are definitely people who strike up a conversation, but modern times are not as bad as in ancient times. Rape of civilian girls is a minority among the minority." Li Yi shook his head and said: "But you can't kill someone for striking up a conversation. People who love beauty It’s all there. As long as it doesn’t intrude on you, there’s no need to kill anyone. Just be proportionate in everything.” ˆ ˆ ˆ “Give appropriate tolerance to the weak.”

 “Then I’ll disguise myself.”

Dong Yunshu didn't bother to hide himself, but since Brother Li said it, it must be right.

 “There is no need to disguise myself.”

Li Yi saw that Dong Yunshu didn't want to hide herself. She was a person who was arrogant to the core and would never hide herself. In her previous life, it can be seen from her infamous reputation among her contemporaries. In her eyes, there are only two types of people: those who need to be defeated, and those who are defeated by her subordinates.

 Only with such a pure heart can one wield a peerless sword.

 There is nothing wrong with being a strong person, but you have to be flexible if you want to live.

Li Yi would not wrong Dong Yunshu. He raised his hand and caressed the other person's face, and a clear light flashed across this beautiful face. In an instant, the sharp and beautiful eyes became calm, the face as cold as a cold plum became ordinary, and the snow-white skin was no longer as delicate as white jade.

The facial features have not changed much, but they reveal a bit of ordinaryness, not as dazzling and otherworldly as before.

Dong Yunshu turned into a woman with a cold face, equally good-looking, but not as good as before.

 The greatest beauty of a monk comes from his otherworldly immortality.

Dong Yunshu obviously noticed the changes in himself, and his eyebrows were a little surprised, and he said: "Brother Li, how did you do it?"

 Perfect internally and externally, flawless body, and unified five elements.

 This is a state she has never reached, no less than the three flowers gathering in Xuanmen. If you understand the world in this state, you will get twice the result with half the effort.

 Li Yi replied: "I just want you to become like me temporarily."

 “Same as Brother Li?” Dong Yunshu became even more confused.

“Yes, the balance of yin and yang always maintains a perfect state, and one of its small effects is to become ordinary, which means moderation.”

Li Yi nodded and read: "Destiny is called nature, and spontaneity is called Tao."

 In fact, he can become as good-looking in the eyes of ordinary people. After all, spiritual practice will affect his appearance and body to a greater or lesser extent.

The facial features will not change substantially, just like Rabbit, Xi'er, Yunshu, their skin appearance is also rare among monks. If you want to become like them, you can only use some extraordinary means.

  But the improvement of skin has a great impact on appearance.

Li Yi always maintains the ultimate perfection, and his aura is restrained, so he is unremarkable.

 “Okay, eat quickly, or you’ll be late.”

"oh."

Dong Yunshu nodded and did not go into details. She knew very well that there was a big gap between herself and Li Yi, and many reasons did not make sense.

 In fact, the ultimate perfection cannot be explained with other forms of non-appearance, because in theory, heaven and earth are not yet perfect, so how can anyone achieve true perfection?

Ten minutes later, Zhao Si walked in from the door. He was dressed in formal attire and had a slicked-back hair. He looked extremely energetic in line with the unique temperament of a monk.

 Just like the CEO in film and television works.

 “Brother Yi, it’s time to set off.”

 “How are you dressed?”

“Hehe, I was invited to speak on stage as an outstanding alumnus.”

Zhao Si’s face was full of energy, this was a rare honor.

He was also a graduate of Teikyo University. Those who can be invited by Teikyo University to speak are at least the level of outstanding young people in China, referred to as outstanding youths.

 Zhao Si is now in the first echelon among local monks, and those above him are basically the peerless geniuses who can break through the golden elixir at this stage. Each of them is a strategic resource, but because the reincarnated power is too dazzling, these peerless geniuses are in a somewhat embarrassing situation.

Li Yi raised his eyebrows and said, "No wonder you are clamoring to come."

 “Hehehehe, it’s hard to pretend, the representative of the outstanding monks clicked his tongue.”

Zhao Si can already imagine being on the hot search headlines tomorrow. Although he is not very pushy, everyone doesn't like this kind of fame.

 Style without being too ostentatious.

 Li Yi went into the room and changed into a set of relatively formal clothes. At least he knew not to wear slippers and big pants to the graduation ceremony.

 When he was about to go out.

Qiong Yu happened to come out of the peach grove, looking a little hurried and anxious. When she saw Li Yi, she breathed a sigh of relief.

 This is the sentiment shared by everyone around Li Yi.

 It’s not that they are incompetent, on the contrary, each of them is an undisputed strongman in a certain field. But as long as people are bound to encounter situations where injury may occur, and if Li Yi is involved in such a thing, then the result can only be good.

“Senior Immortal, that great saint, that Wuxiang woke up!” Qiong Yu tried his best to open his short hands, “Bang, he woke up, and he didn’t seem to show any signs of weakness.”

 “Do you want to go and have a look?”

Li Yi glanced at the time and said calmly: "Let him wait."

Then he walked down the stairs without looking back. Dong Yunshu naturally took Li Yi's arm. Zhao Si was stunned for a moment and then quickly followed.

 Only Qiong Yu was left in a daze.

 Let a person wait?

On the way to school, Zhao Si could not hold back his curiosity and asked, "Brother Yi, what is that Wuxiang?"

Although he is not a great practitioner, it is human nature to yearn for higher-level things, just like the Internet always likes to discuss the gossip of such and such big figures.

 The ability to practice can be higher than the status of an official, and Li Yi is surrounded by basically the best beings in the world, and everyone can be called a god.

Li Yi replied nonchalantly: "The enlightened ones have been the ones who have determined the direction of the Tao throughout the ages. All the Tao methods you practice now originated from one of them."

“In fact, Nascent Soul will also affect heaven and earth to a greater or lesser extent, but Wuxiang can directly change heaven and earth, so it is called enlightenment.”

 Influence the direction of the road, change the earth and the sky, sounds very cool.

Zhao Si said very honestly: "I don't understand."

 “Above the gods.”

“I understand, it turns out that it is above the Transformation of Gods. I looked through those cultivation books and heard that Transformation of Gods is called entering the Tao, and those above are all at the founder level.”

Before Zhao Si finished speaking, Li Yi continued: "The one above the transformation of the spirit is called the Holy King, to be precise, it is the Tao. And the one above the Tao is the Tao, which is without form."

"There is a Wuxiang who was almost beaten to death by me not long ago, and he just woke up recently."

Zhao Si was stunned for a few seconds after hearing this. His brain completely went into a state of freeze, and Li Yi's words kept swirling in his mind.

 Let him wait.

 The moving car began to shake suddenly and violently, and it would hit the viaduct if it did not regain control. Li Yi and Dong Yunshu did not sway in their seats due to the shaking.

 The former just raised his eyebrows slightly and regained control of the vehicle.

By the time Zhao Si came to his senses, he had arrived at Teijing University. Outside the tall school gate, there was a lot of excitement, traffic, and celebrities from all walks of life gathered.

 He has lost interest in outstanding representatives.

 Compared with what I just heard, the style of this graduation ceremony is too low!

 To show off, it has to be me, Brother Yi.

 (End of this chapter)