The Fairy Just Wants To Lie Down

Chapter 479 Arctic Forest

"No money."

Li Yi looked at his account balance and found that there was less than 2,000 yuan left.

He broke down his main income. 99% of it was contributed by the old men in the chess and card room downstairs. It should be about 2,000 yuan a month. This is the result of him winning more and losing less. This shows that the old man enjoys consumption. low.

 “Looks like I have to play mahjong again.”

  "It's all about **** and gambling. As expected, I only gave him the wrong name, not the wrong nickname."

 Bai Shi leaned over his head quietly, making no sound, like a ghost.

Since he learned various escape techniques, Shiraishi has been silent when moving, and he wishes he could use his invisibility when he goes out. In her words, practicing is to make yourself feel better, and the greatest enjoyment of society is to be invisible.

So Baishi often hid outside, and was once caught by Jin Dan on patrol. The use of magic is strictly prohibited in the urban area, so powerful people cannot control it, but they must control it during the foundation building period.

This is not only due to considerations of strength, but also due to quantitative considerations. No matter which era it is, monks at the level of Qi refining and foundation building will always make up the majority. Most of them mean that they need to be managed. If they are not managed well, they may lead to chaos.

 Later, Qiong Yu stepped in to solve the problem, and because of this she came into the eyes of the senior management of Haojing Company and gained certain privileges. The patrolling monks basically ignored her.

 But after that time, Baishi never left the house again, even if Qiong Yu comforted and informed him of his privileges many times, it was of no use.

 ‘I’m not afraid, I just feel embarrassed to cause trouble to others...'

Through this, Qiong Yu further understood the biological creature called social phobia among humans, which is the fear of causing trouble to others and the fear of other people's eyes, whether malicious or kind, and even communicating with others is scary.

Shiraishi has severe social anxiety. In her own words, "I am just a rat living in the basement." Before being brought here by Li Yi, he had been sending Qiong Yu quotes about social terror for a long time.

“Delivering food without a uniform is like a soldier going into battle without a gun. Woo hoo hoo. If I go to a cafe to get takeout and I dare not enter, it will time out. If a country bumpkin like me goes in, I will definitely be looked at with the eyes of "who is this?" ’

 There are many comments like this.

 At first Qiong Yu didn't care much, he just felt that human survival was not easy.

Now Qiong Yu feels that Baishi belongs to the little dog he saw on the balcony in the evening. The owner was very arrogant when he followed, and once he let go of the rope, he suddenly became timid again.

 Although it is inappropriate to use a puppy to describe a person, it can be used to describe Shiraishi’s condition best.

They will play tricks on themselves, and of course the immortal seniors. Although not to the point of being arrogant, he was still unscrupulous.

“Small gambling hurts money, big gambling hurts lives, can’t you find some normal work?”

Shiraishi said: "Since you don't go to school, why not try to work in the government. I think the prime minister's salary is quite high, and with various subsidies, the annual income is over one million."

“Of course, if you go there, it will definitely not be as simple as becoming the prime minister. You may be able to unify China. How about your salary being increased by seven times?”

 The number one rebel in China is still obsessed with him.

 Li Yi naturally has his left ear going in and the right ear out. It is impossible for him to work in this life.

“Gambling is the nature of all living beings, whether they are humans or monsters, they always like to take risks for something uncertain and containing huge benefits. Did you know? Even in the age of Asgard, casinos still exist.”

“Even I can’t put an end to pornography, gambling and drugs.”

 When he mentioned the Asgardian Era, Shiraishi's eyes lit up slightly, and his attention was immediately diverted.

"You can't prevent it? Impossible, Xiao Zhuxue said, you wield the world like an arm. The authority of the Immortal Palace runs through the entire society like an Optimus Prime, from the center to the grassroots, and even every individual people."

She waved her hands excitedly, as if she had already brought Li Changsheng into her. Li Yi also hopes that she has this ability. Who would dislike having another person to do the work?

  Qiong Yu was influenced by Li Yi and liked to study human history and knowledge the most. Shiraishi and it are one and the same, providing a theoretical basis for the flow of high-concentration knowledge to the low-concentration brain.

 Management cost is a problem that needs to be solved in all dynasties, and it also indirectly affects the development direction of the entire power structure.

Without exception, until modern times no central power has been able to reach the real grassroots.

The sub-district office is the grassroots management in China, but the government’s command is like a fool dancing with a sword.

 Most of these places are filled with old men, not even Qingshui Yamen. If you have no authority, no organization, and no money, how can you get people to do things like this?

 But conversely, giving all employees the same treatment as civil servants will greatly increase financial pressure.

 Which is the lesser of the two, the contract salary is naturally much more realistic and consistent with the actual situation.

The Age of Immortal Palace will also face this situation, but Li Changsheng himself is worth 100,000 civil servants, and his work efficiency is worth 10 million.

 There is no communication cost or wrangling, and the central efficiency of direct decision-making is beyond the reach of ordinary people.

 The above is Zhu Xue's description, Bai Shi has never seen it specifically.

 The books on the prosperous times are full of humanities and scenery.

 Li Yi said casually: "Human nature does not change according to personal will. It may be improved, but it will never disappear. Pornography and gambling are difficult to cure. Even if tens of millions of people are killed, someone will show up in the end."

 It’s not that he didn’t care, he just didn’t think about following.

 As a person who has cultivated for thousands of years and walked on the road for thousands of years, Li Changsheng knows very well that there are some things that are beyond human control. The only thing he can guarantee is that these things will not harm most people.

Shiraishi said: "Don't you think that you can reach millions of people with one thought? As long as the supervision is in place, there will be no problem."

"hehe."

Li Yi chuckled, looked at the somewhat naive Shenzhou rebels, and said, "Bai Shi, if you were allowed to sit in that position, you would be a tyrant."

"Me?" Shiraishi said unconvinced: "I am a staunch supporter of the people, how can I be a tyrant? Of course I am not capable enough to govern the world..."

"Those who think that power can accomplish everything will basically end up being tyrants." Li Yi shook his head. In the spiritual world, due to the existence of the Immortal Sect, the lifespan of a dynasty is generally longer, but it is only about 500 years.

 But before he let the Shangqing Palace manage the world, it was actually only 200 years.

Li Changsheng has met many monarchs, some who have only heard about their deeds, some who have seen them with their own eyes, and some who have talked with them. There are not a few tyrants among them, and the common problem among them is the supremacy of power.

“Whenever you exercise power to manage others with a parental mentality, then you can be a qualified ruler.”

Qiong Yu added the blow next to him: "It's also a common problem of keyboard warriors. Controlling everything is an abuse of power. Rule without control is called a reign of terror. If the whip doesn't hit you, you won't know the pain."

　　　…”

 Baishi's face turned red when he was told that, and he muttered, "I just believe what Li Yicai said."

“So you just want the immortals to work? You can enjoy the fruits of your life and sigh about the prosperous times.”

 “Ahem, cough, cough…how can you taint someone’s innocence out of thin air?!”

"Actually, it's not impossible to solve." Li Yi changed his tone, "I said there is no way to prevent it, but in the society I manage, pornography, gambling and drugs are basically unknown, and it is difficult for ordinary people to come into contact with it."

“The latter two are slightly less difficult. Basically, as long as you are more ruthless, you can solve them. Only the word yellow is associated with food and sex.”

Shiraishi hurriedly asked: "What can we do?"

“Li is an idle person and does not engage in loss-making business.” Li Yi shook his head, then raised a finger and said, “One thousand yuan is a solution.”

 【Shiraishi transfers one thousand yuan】

Li Yi nodded with satisfaction and said: "Lust is natural, and the union of yin and yang is natural law. Therefore, it is difficult to eliminate Huang, but it can be replaced."

“There is a secret method that can make people fall into an almost real illusion, replacing the flower tower that has flourished for countless years.”

"VR porn?" Shiraishi was immediately disappointed. She thought it was some kind of magical policy.

Li Yi nodded: "It can be said that for safety reasons, this illusion is only allowed to achieve 70% reality. To prevent people from getting stuck in it and not knowing it is false."

Huan Shu Hualou can be said to be one of the greatest Taoist methods in the Immortal Palace in the second millennium. Its founder Shui Meng Yuanjun even gained the reputation of "the most outstanding monk".

ˆPutting an end to flower buildings is one thing, and more importantly, it is making outstanding contributions in population control.

 Because illusion can satisfy all the beautiful fantasies a person has about his partner. If he is used to eating delicacies from the mountains and seas, he will naturally not have much thought about ordinary people when he returns to reality.

 In that period, the inside was better than the outside. It's not about how high the moral level is, but about the universality of the so-called beautiful skin.

“What if someone uses illusions to seduce people in reality?”

　　　Shiraishi asked about the biggest controversy in illusion, and it was also the direction in which the relevant laws were initially formulated.

"All illusions are strictly regulated. There are more than 10,000 images in them, but each one is fictitious." Li Yi replied: "As for illegal ones, this kind is outside the supervision. Those who have the ability to perform this kind of magic are strictly regulated." Monks with high-level illusions generally have no shortage of companions and do not bother to use them on ordinary people."

"For the strong, it is courting death." "In the final analysis, there is no perfect way in the world."

Li Yi paused, looked at Bai Shi and said: "The dream method you usually use is an advanced step above this. It belongs to the category of supernatural powers and is also a contraband among contraband. In modern terms, it is military supplies. "

“As for your usual usage, if you go to the Immortal Palace, you will be punished by death. I have a lot of money, please give me some atonement silver...”

Before Li Yi could say anything, Bai Shi's head clicked, and his snow-white skin quickly became rosy, making his whole body look like a cooked prawn.

 “I, I, I… went to practice.”

 After saying that, he ran back to the room in a hurry.

 Qiong Yu estimates that this guy won't appear again for a long time.

Li Yi shook his head, never expecting that one day he would also be prostituted for nothing.

But one thousand yuan is enough for me for half a month. After all, someone is responsible for my daily life, and the rent at home will not be paid until thirty years later. The biggest expenses are going to bathing centers and being cheated by "family members" on short video platforms.

　　Every time I buy something that looks useful but actually just piles up in the storage room.

 Strictly speaking, he was not deceived, he was just created to create demand.

And Li Yi is usually too lazy to care. If he had to make careful calculations for everything, living like that would be very tiring.

 The meaning of life is squandering.

 At least this is what Li Yi believes. If you have not squandered anything in your previous life, you must pay it back a hundredfold in this life.

With this thought, Li Yi jumped up from the sofa, put his cell phone in his mouth, and went out.

“Xiao Qiongyu, I’m going to wash my feet. I don’t need to cook my dinner.”

 “Well done, senior immortal.”

Watching Li Yi leave, Qiong Yu glanced at the empty living room and knew that there was no need to prepare dinner tonight.

The three ladies are not there all the time. They spend most of their time practicing. However, Baishi rarely goes out to eat without Mrs. Taiyin cooking.

The only immortal who eats goes to wash his feet, and his work naturally disappears.

Zhu Xue came out of Xiaotaolin, looked left and right, then sat down in Li Yi's seat and pointed at the table.

 “Xiao Qiongyu, pour some tea.”

 Qiong Yu poured the spiritual tea from the Yin and Yang two-gas bottle, watched the half-young girl in front of him pretending to drink it, and then followed the example of the immortal senior and lay down.

 This son is sitting on the throne of an immortal.

Zhu Xue has one obsession, which is to help the immortals rule the world. It's not that she is greedy for power, but Qingxuan and Taiyin can help the immortals rule the world, so she must have it.

 Now I am in charge of the sofa and the TV remote control.

 The Xian family is not big and has many disputes.

 At night, when Li Yi returned home, Zhu Xue was already lying on the sofa and fell asleep.

 He sat next to him and said as usual: "Xiao Qiongyu, pour some tea."

 While drinking tea and scrolling through videos, Qingxuan sent a message not long after.

　　　　　：Xian Chang, do you have any other discoveries about the Nine-Character Mantra?

As for the Nine-Character Mantra, this is beyond the scope of Qingxuan's ability. Almost no one in the world can help Li Yi investigate. This job naturally fell on him, and the method was naturally to learn it again.

 Learning is learning, not copying everything.

 In his previous life, Li Changsheng only really understood the word "soldier" and part of the word "formation", from which the space glazed piece came.

In fact, he understands a little bit about both words, but it is of little use to him. Strengthening your understanding is really a bit useless.

And if you can master the Nine Characters, you will be able to solve whatever problems you encounter in the future.

The principle is this, but the way of heaven has disappeared, and learning it is not as easy as it used to be.

 “Let’s give it a try.”

Li Yi sighed and lay on the sofa with his eyes closed. Qiong Yu stood on the table and looked up, trying to understand some magic from it.

 After a while, Qiong Yu fell asleep holding the bottle.

 Because it consumes too much energy.

 When she woke up, it was already daytime.

Li Yi was sitting on the sofa, with a glass in his hand at some point.

“I guess it will take several years to learn Zhenzi, but there is no rush.”

 He put the glass of water on the table. Qiong Yu approached curiously and stuck her head into the mouth of the glass. What she saw was an abyss.

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 A month later, everything was calm.

Li Yi looked at the glasses filled with glasses in the cupboard, and then looked at the ones in his hands, but he couldn't put them down anymore.

Qiong Yu gave a suggestion: "Senior Immortal, why don't you build an ecological tank and put it in the living room as a decoration. I can plant some flowers and plants for you."

 “That makes sense.”

Li Yi waved his hand, and all the water glasses flew into the air and collided together. The white aurora flashed in the air, like the singularity of the birth of the universe.

 In a blink of an eye, an oval-shaped water tank appeared.

 “I’ll dig some soil for you.”

Qiong Yu flew out carrying a water tank dozens of times bigger than herself and didn't come back until night.

 The next day, a mountain disappeared somewhere.

 It’s another month.

After the three rabbits finished their retreat, they came to the living room and saw an ecological tank with a little man busy inside.

Today is the weekend.

Li Yi said with a serious face: "Although the world is peaceful now, we need to prepare for a rainy day. This is the cave I have prepared."

 The three women believed it. They were not messy people, they were just dual practitioners.

　Until evening, Li Yi was still playing with his mobile phone.

Dong Yunshu grabbed Li Yi's collar.

 “Elbow, enter the house.”

　　——————

 Night.

Qingxuan sent a message to Li Yi, and as expected, the other party responded immediately, without asking him to wait a few minutes for the game to end as usual.

“My lord, there is another strange movement in the world. According to satellite observations, a forest has appeared in the Arctic Circle. I am afraid that a peerless medicine may be born.”

“At present, the first investigation team sent by the government has brought back a large amount of elixirs, but they are trapped on the periphery and cannot enter the core area due to a special kind of confusion.”

“Now that the powerful men from all sides are gathered together, another battle may be inevitable. So I hope that the Sword Immortal Flying General will go back and sit in battle.”

Li Yi replied without hesitation:

 “Okay, okay.”

 (End of this chapter)