The Fairy Just Wants To Lie Down

Chapter 472 Baishi, the number one rebel in China!

 “Li Yi! Let’s rise up.”

A voice resounded through the whole family. When Bai Shi came back from Xiaotaolin, he saw Li Yi lying on the sofa playing games. His eyes shone and he said very excitedly:

“Now there are insects in power, there are many powerful people, and there are five major families and seven powerful families. The society needs you to punish the evil and eradicate the evil!”

Shiraishi's expression was extremely excited, and now she regarded this lazy man lying on the bed as her savior. Because in the past few days, she had been reading the book of prosperity in Xiao Taolin, and briefly traveled to several places under the guidance of Sister Rabbit's shadow.

Although Zhu Xue has always said that this is a phantom, the Taiyin phantom inside no longer has the spirituality of the previous life. But at least for Shiraishi, a mortal, it is difficult to tell whether the things in Shengshi Book are true or false, just like when she dreams and practices at night.

In addition to Li Yi in his youth, the dream also simulates various scenes, such as monks' fighting skills, a course in the Shangqing Palace for foundation-building disciples, and how to escape.

 The last one can be said to be the most important. All the spells Shiraishi knows now are for escape. Because Li Yi felt that there was no need for Bai Shi to fight fiercely, let alone fight to the death with other people.

 Practice is more than just fighting. Instead of choosing a life span for the injured person, it is better to run away and let him solve the problem.

Shiraishi thinks it makes sense. She doesn’t have any very special experiences, so she naturally wouldn’t want to fight with others.

In a sense, the rabbit who is not good at fighting has a certain responsibility on Li Changsheng. Baishi, who can only run away now, may also have part of the reason for Li Yi in the future.

 No one has any problem with this.

 If you are poor, you will take care of yourself; if you are rich, you will help the world. Nowadays, Li Yi is said to be invincible in the world. He can save everyone in the world, so how can he not save the people around him.

Shiraishi said with a serious face: "As long as you come to power, everything will be solved. With modern productivity, you can definitely create a greater prosperity."

 Li Yi said without looking up: "I am just a Taoist from the mountains. I don't know how to govern the world. As the ancients said, governing the world is like cooking fresh food, and I am just a vulgar farmer."

“Think about it, a reckless man who just kills and doesn’t bury him will end up badly in the end. In a few days, I will ask Xiao Qi to bring you a history book on the world of cultivation. Before the sect era, it was a disaster for monks to rule the world.”

Shiraishi said: "Didn't you say that you can do all things at once? One person can equal ten thousand people. Ten thousand of you, maybe one person can form a ruling machine."

 “But I don’t understand.”

 “Where are you lying to ghosts? I have read the Book of Shengshi.”

Shiraishi raised his head slightly, with a look that seemed to understand everything.

“The Book of Prosperous Times records that in the world you rule, the people live and work in peace and contentment, and no one is trapped by power. Although the material conditions are not as good as those of modern times, they are all well-fed and clothed, fair and just.”

“Xiao Baishi, the immortal is very tired, so don’t embarrass the immortal.”

Rabbi Tu'er opened her mouth to come to the rescue. She didn't want Li Yi to ascend to a high position again.

 The records in the Book of Prosperous Times are all about the prosperous times, but they have never explored the reasons for its formation or described a king and father in detail.

 Because this book is just a record of observations.

Rabbi Tu'er understands what the other person is thinking. Baishi is very similar to Senchang in some aspects, both are enthusiastic people. It's just that Sencho is more reserved, while Shiraishi is more outgoing.

 Both of them have seen prosperous times, so they hope that the place where they are is also prosperous.

 In the previous life, the immortal may have experienced the prosperous times of modern times, so he wanted to change the world of practice and took action. Now Shiraishi has seen the prosperous age of immortals, so he wants to take action.

 Having not experienced that era, she naturally cannot see the pain of immortality.

Moreover, the Immortal Chief himself is very naughty and would hardly talk about suffering. He never even talked about his hard work, which is a bit paternalistic.

At this time, Li Yi had just finished playing a game of Xiaoxiaole. He put down his mobile phone and looked at the youthful woman in front of him.

Shiraishi's face is slightly rounded, his style is pure and cute, his eyes are sparkling, he is wearing an orange-red dress, and he carries the only vitality of this family.

 Everyone else is an old pickle who started out at 1,000 years old.

 “Then what’s the price?” Li Yi asked.

His eyes were calm, like a pool of spring water, crystal clear to the bottom.

“If I want society to be truly fair and just, what will it cost?”

 The price?

Shiraishi was stunned for a moment. She didn't seem to have considered this issue.

 At what cost?

Li Yi is so powerful and wants to rule the world, he can easily do so with the support of a large group of people. There should be no cost...wait, will he become very busy? No time for games.

"You don't have time to play games? In this case, you can leave it to Taoist Master Qingxuan, or to someone else."

Shiraishi replied.

I guess you still have some conscience.

 Li Yi liked this answer very much, and still pretended to be serious and said: "No, many people will die. The privilege is never the few people at the top, but more the huge nepotism below."

"Just like the wealthy families you mentioned, each family has hundreds of people, and the derived interests are tens of thousands of people. Since I want to take care of it, I will naturally not compromise with anyone."

"People die for money, and birds die for food. In the end, I need to kill hundreds of thousands, or even millions. This cannot be dealt with in a short time, but requires a long period of cleansing. The powerful are good at using power to coerce the weak. And I used greater violence to coerce them."

 Millions of people This is just Li Yi's conservative estimate. He has extensive experience in cleaning and believes that the actual number will be higher.

 Since ancient times, we have always grasped the big ones and let go the small ones, but he likes to uproot them. This will trigger a strong backlash from relevant stakeholders, as has always been the case with failed reforms.

 So all kinds of books always emphasize balance, and the emperor's mental skills also talk about Duan Shui.

But Li Changsheng once felt that he had been practicing for thousands of years just for perfection. If he didn’t use his great power to seek perfection, wouldn’t it be a waste of energy?

Mortal people call it politics, and strong people call it regulations.

“Shiraishi, if you let me take action, many people will die, too many to count.”

Li Yi's seriousness successfully shocked Bai Shi. She would not doubt what the other party said. She couldn't help but think of the Great Purge.

Suddenly Li Yi's voice changed and he said: "It's not that I don't care, but I want to be more gentle. Baishi, you reminded me that today's era is more suitable for you to change."

"I?"

“That’s right, all the previous policies that benefit the people are all because of you.”

"But I borrowed your name..." "It's not important. Why are we so close? We're closer than brothers." Li Yi interrupted, with an even more sincere look on his face, like I think highly of you. look like.

“From now on, the social chaos will be left to you, Comrade Baishi. With Xiao Qiongyu as your fortune teller, you will definitely not be deceived.”

"But……"

“Do you just want me to work hard and reap the results by myself? You really disappoint me.”

"I'm not…"

Shiraishi came out happily and sat down at the dining table in the living room with a confused look on his face. Qiong Yu silently flew over with her laptop, turned it on, and sat on the corner of the screen.

"Silly Shi, from now on, you will monitor the social atmosphere for one hour every day. Your moral standards are in line with the requirements of the immortals, but you are easily deceived, but it doesn't matter. We can tell fortunes."

"The key targets are things that have been exposed on the Internet. In the era of big data, there are no secrets. Even the masters in the temple are the same. It's just whether there is anyone who can cure them. The focus is not on punishment, but on making people have scruples. Like the law is not for killing and imprisoning.”

“Since ancient times, there have been departments that monitor public opinion. Ours is a voluntary non-governmental organization.”

"How do you know so much?" Shiraishi was a little confused. Is this still a fool Qingling who knows nothing about modern times?

Qiong Yu said: "Benbi, can't I learn?"

  Baishi was speechless.

 Why do you feel that things are different from what I imagined?

 After dealing with the number one rebel in China, Li Yi stood up, stretched, and put his cell phone in his pocket, obviously wanting to go out.

Rabbi Rabbit asked: "Chief Immortal, are you going to play mahjong?"

"Hmm." Li Yi nodded and said, "I just bought a mobile phone holder. I can make some money without my hand holding it."

 In his previous life, Li Changsheng would go to work when he had no money, such as working as a charlatan for a period of time. Now when Li Yi has no money, he usually looks at the civil law, because those who can make money quickly are there, such as collecting money from old men.

 He called it Lao Tou Le.

“Then I’m going to prepare dinner. What do you want to eat now?”

 “Anything is fine.”

 Rabbi Tu'er sent Li Yi out, watched him go downstairs, and then closed the door.

 Li Yi walked down the old stairs. It was almost 3 o'clock in the afternoon, and most of the old men and ladies who were taking a nap had already woken up. At the corner of the stairs, several old ladies were chewing their ears with their heads down. Suddenly they saw Li Yi approaching and they all fell silent.

As a rare "young" animal in the community and known as the God of Gamblers, Li Yi has always been the focus of the old men.

Li Yi stopped and asked, "Hua Po, is there any news?"

 One sentence seemed to be a signal to release the flood, and several old ladies suddenly talked non-stop.

“Li Yi, don’t you know that Cui Sanpo and the old guard in unit 3 are getting better.”

 “Who?”

“It’s that Cui San Po who is very good at playing Ji Ping Hu Mahjong. She lost to you that day and rolled all over the floor.”

 “Oh, what then?”

"Mr. Cui and the old guard are getting better. Someone saw them having a private meeting at night. Although their wives are dead, they are very different in age. One is seventy and the other is sixty. And Mrs. Ge from the sixth unit seems to be interested in The old doorman is also interesting, and there was a quarrel yesterday."

 “Love triangle? Hey, it’s interesting.”

Li Yi sat down and listened to the old ladies' intelligence network that was comparable to spies. Who is getting along with whom today, and who will be quarreling tomorrow. What they say seems to be the diplomacy of great powers, international disputes, and great changes.

 He understands this very well. When people get old, they always need a little fun. And everyone in life is extremely important, even if it is just a little change, it will be a storm for the rest of the boring life.

Just like myself, those old men regard him as the final BOSS that needs to be defeated.

Li Yi ended the conversation and walked into the mahjong parlor. The originally bustling venue suddenly fell silent. The old guard cleared a table with a wave of his hand, sat upright, put his hands on his chin, and said solemnly: "You are finally here. Li Gambling God."

The people around him gathered around him spontaneously, and then in a burst of noise, they picked out the two guardians on the left and right.

 “Today is a landlord fight, do you dare to fight with me?”

Li Yi blinked and said, "Are you Li Changchun?"

Li Changchun, a supporting character in the recently popular TV series Xianzhou Piaomiaolu, whose catchphrase is "Old Man".

The highest ratings of its TV series reach 90%. Works of this level are remakes of previous classics, and are basically extinct in the Internet era.

 And the story is naturally about cultivating immortals, which can be regarded as riding on the east wind of the times. Nowadays, anything related to cultivating immortals will be highly sought after.

 As for Li Changchun, he is set to be an old **** who likes to give people opportunities and has a ceiling in plot and combat power.

 An old man naturally makes the old comrades in the community feel deeply involved. Even the old men in the community are shouting out other people's moves when playing chess.

 It’s like a fight.

At first Li Yi thought it was based on himself, but now it seems that he is being pretentious.

The old doorman glared and said angrily: "If you want to fight, then fight. How can you behave so politely?"

“Tsk, you still have a decent way of talking.” Li Yi sat down at the table and put a 50-cent piece on it, “Let’s play small first, I only have so much.”

 An hour later, Li Yi placed an order for the mobile phone holder, and it was delivered to the inn by express delivery three days later.

 “I still have the strength to fight. My son from the Li family, do you dare to fight for another 300 rounds?”

 The old doorman slapped a few hundred-yuan bills on the table and was already furious.

This phenomenon is what Li Yi calls the disappearing pension. However, the old man who can live in the Imperial Capital has a lot of pension, and Li Yi is not merciless in harvesting it.

Book title: The Real Prehistoric Game

Introduction: Eight million years after Journey to the West, the way of heaven has changed, and mankind has lost its status as the protagonist of the era.

In the new era, the rules of the world have changed, the world has been digitalized, and at the same time, the seventh holy throne has been born.

Thousands of races enter the immortal world to compete for the seventh holy throne. The winner is the son of the new era and the new protagonist of heaven and earth.

A real prehistoric game, borrowing the Shushan game setting framework, the prehistoric world view is digitized, and can also be played as a game.

 (End of this chapter)