The Fairy Just Wants To Lie Down

  Chapter 153 The Rabbit and the Taoist

  The Shangqing Palace in the practice world, as a sect inherited from ancient times to the present, the Shangqing Palace stands on a spiritual mountain.

  This place is thousands of feet high, with faint immortal energy and abundant aura. Ordinary people live here for a period of time, and can even treat diseases. If you live there for dozens of years, you will be free from all diseases and prolong your life.

   Indeed, countless mortals climb this spiritual mountain every year, and the Shangqing Palace does not expel them. They even give food and shelter to those who climb the Lingshan Mountain, let them stay for a while, and then send them down the mountain.

  Many terminally ill people will come here to climb Lingshan, in order to win a chance of life.

   Today Shangqing Palace welcomed two special guests.

  A Taoist in a simple Taoist robe, with an ordinary appearance, with no landscape, just like a mortal. Walking among the mundane, I am afraid that no one will recognize him.

   And this person is the Taoist Changsheng who is now so powerful in the world. Ten years ago, he leveled the Ten Thousand Buddha Mountain and stepped down the flourishing Buddhist gate. Such a prestigious reputation is naturally awe-inspiring and admirable. Fortunately, the relationship between Shangqing Palace and Taoist Changsheng is good.

  Eight hundred years ago, Taoist Changsheng once came to seek the method of reincarnation and reincarnation, the art of bringing the dead back to life. The Shangqing Palace did not have such spells, but only gave copies of ancient books related to the sect.

   Another guest is also quite special, a rabbit spirit. The appearance is extremely handsome, even the Taoist priests in the Shangqing Palace feel pity for me, but it is only for a moment.

  If she hadn't been with the immortal, the Taoist priests of the Shangqing Palace might have driven her down the mountain. They don't hate the monster race, but they don't have a good impression of monsters, and it is even more impossible for a monster to climb the Lingshan Mountain.

  The woman hid behind Taoist Changsheng, looking at the Taoist temples around her. If I didn't dare to come here in the past, now I am not afraid to go anywhere with the immortal.

   Not too bad, they are all very simple Taoist temples, not as beautiful as ordinary palaces.

  The current Headmaster of Shangqing Palace couldn't help asking: "Fellow Daoist, who is this monster?"

   Before the Taoist Changsheng could answer, the rabbit jumped out, folded his arms and bowed down, proclaiming: "I am the Taoist priest's maid."

  She understands that the Taoist leader doesn't like the distinction of superiority and inferiority, so it is impossible to say that she is a slave or other similar status. In order to prevent the other party from shaking their heads and explaining, most rabbits have to rush to answer.

  The reason for doing this is mainly to prevent the Taoist leader from driving him away. It was a little more fun to keep him by his side before, but he might get tired of it in the future, and the rabbit knew very well that he needed a reasonable identity.

  A maid is a very reasonable identity. She can accompany her and try her best to please her, but there is nothing unreasonable about it.

   Taoist Changsheng is so powerful, as long as he has a little light on himself, he will be able to flourish among the human race in the future. Don't ask others to fancy you, as long as you have a relatively close identity.

  Li Changsheng didn't deny it, this rabbit spirit is really likable. There is a living room in the upper part and a kitchen in the lower part. He is good at singing, dancing and cooking. Sometimes life needs a little adjustment.

  Especially knowing that reincarnation does not exist, after going to Buddhism to vent his anger, he fell silent again. In the remaining years, I don't know how long, there should be only the goal of cultivating Taoism.

  Cultivation is the goal, but not all.

   There is another important reason. On some special occasions, this rabbit can act as a shield for himself, preventing harassment from some female nuns who are plotting evil. Seeing the appearance of the rabbit, many people would be discouraged, which relieved Li Changsheng a lot.

  Especially after stepping through Mount Ten Thousand Buddhas, more and more female cultivators with plots of evil approached me. But Li Changsheng has experienced the departure of the two beauties, and he no longer has that kind of thought.

   This well-behaved rabbit is a very good shield.

   Seeing this, the other Taoist priests of the Shangqing Palace didn't say much, and no one jumped out and shouted about colluding with the witch.

   Saying this to the now-recognized No. 1 Changsheng Taoist in the world is simply tired of life. Not to mention the Shangqing Palace, even those sects who hate monsters very much dare not speak out about this matter.

  Many sects have a very flexible red line for the tolerance of monsters. As long as the opponent is strong enough, they can put on a magnanimous posture.

   "Fellow Daoists, please."

   Everyone walked into the meeting hall of the Shangqing Palace. Although they were the leaders of the Taoist sect, the Shangqing Palace was very simple in terms of material. The so-called deliberation hall is not only spacious, but there are only a few low tables and futons inside.

  Li Changsheng sat next to the head teacher of the Shangqing Palace, and the peerless woman stood half a step away and waited quietly.

   "Fellow Daoist, this time you broke through Mount Ten Thousand Buddhas and killed countless Buddhist powerhouses, which also weakened the strength of our human race in a disguised form."

  As soon as the headmaster of Shangqing Palace opened his mouth, the elders around him were startled, and they turned their heads to look at their own headmaster in bewilderment.

  The teacher took the wrong medicine? He began to question the Changsheng Taoist Xingshi.

  In the eyes of many people, this is indeed the case. Even if Buddhism is wrong, it should not be massacred in the face of the righteousness of the human race. After all, if the monster clan invades aggressively at this time, the casualties caused to the human race will definitely be hundreds of times greater than that of the Buddhist clan.

  Buddhism is harmful, but compared with the monsters in the mountains, the lesser of two evils.

  This is also a helpless thing, someone has to sacrifice. Although the Shangqing Palace is the leader of the righteous way, its strength has not reached the point where it overwhelms the world. All they can do is to go down the mountain and make a contribution when the troubled times come.

   They bring no peace.

   And the Buddhist skills are not as good as people, and they were killed by others, and those people who walked along with the incense did the shit, no one would complain about them. Even if they knew that the exuberance of killing by living immortals would make foreigners ready to move, the Daoist sect didn't come out to speak.

  Besides, Taoism is not a group like Buddhism. Everyone lives their own lives, and it is normal to be wise and protect one's life.

  The atmosphere in the Taoist temple became a little heavy, and everyone looked at the two great gods, fearing that they would fight in the next second.

  Li Changsheng chuckled lightly and said: "Hehe, what do you want them to do if the poor can break through the Ten Thousand Buddha Mountain alone? I am alone, the people are safe, and the world is peaceful."

  There is unquestionable confidence in the calm tone.

   "Oh, fellow daoist, do you want to rule the world like a sword fairy?" asked the head teacher of the Shangqing Palace.

  Li Changsheng was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect that this old bull-nosed man would trick him.

   "You old bull nose, the abacus is flying in my face. I am not interested in this world, and I don't have the mood to rule the world."

   "You only need to help the human race when they are in trouble, so the Shangqing Palace will regard you as a fairy."

   "Does Pindao need your respectful title?"

  “.”

  The answer is that it is not necessary, Taoists of Changsheng have no family or sect and are alone in the world. His prestige is earned, never given by anyone.

The head teacher of the Shangqing Palace was silent for a moment, and still pulled down his old face and said: "Old Taoist, I only have a few years of life left. After my death, the human race will no longer have a god, so there will be a catastrophe. I implore fellow Taoists to protect the human race for five hundred years. A new Avatar is born."

   After speaking, he bowed his hands and lowered his posture very low.

  Before, he planned to rely on the statue of the Buddhist **** to become a **** of transformation with the way of incense. There may be some flaws in strength, but after all, he is a **** of transformation, able to frighten all directions.

   But now the statue of the **** has been smashed, and now only the Changsheng Taoist in front of him is left. He is stronger than that Buddha statue, and stronger than himself at the same time. Seeing that his breath is peaceful, without any signs of the five declines of heaven and man, he should be very young.

   At least not until 2000 years old, with such strength at such an age, it is unimaginable how strong it will be in the future.

  Facing the Shangqing Palace, Li Changsheng bowed his head and did not waver. He took a sip of bitter tea and said, "If the human race is in trouble, the poor will naturally take action. But it is not for you, let alone for that false name."

   "Thank you fellow daoist."

  The tense atmosphere eased, and the rabbit standing behind was also a little excited.

  The maid of a fairy is also an incredible status. Sure enough, I know people with my eyes, not a fairy.

   "But poor people can't work for nothing." Li Changsheng ticked his index finger slightly, "Your Shangqing Palace's Juetian is getting better."

  The head teacher of Shangqing Palace twitched the corners of his mouth, and said: "As long as fellow Taoists promise not to spread the word, Shangqing Palace will not be stingy."

   After all, there is something to ask for, and a mere magical power is not worth mentioning compared to the safety of the human race. Protecting the human race is also protecting the inheritance of the Shangqing Palace. Under the full nest, how can there be any eggs?

  The human race was crushed by foreign races, and they could not keep the Qing Palace. At the same time, it is not a bad thing to make friends with strong men who can stand shoulder to shoulder with sword immortals.

   "Of course."

   "Jie Tian Bian is in a secret realm in our gate, and fellow Taoists need to go in and comprehend it by themselves, please come with me."

  The head teacher of Shangqing Palace took out a bronze mirror from his sleeve, and the mirror reflected the scene in the secret realm.

   "Fellow Daoists can enter, but you, the maid, have to wait outside."

  Li Changsheng said: "If I don't come out after a few days, you should go back to the Moon Palace first."

   "Yes." The rabbit nodded very obediently, "What will the Taoist chief eat after he leaves the customs?"

  Although Li Changsheng's cultivation base has been improved, he still eats some grains sometimes. In the past, I went to the roadside stalls in Fansu to eat, but now the rabbit is in charge, and she also likes this job very much.

  At least I have some use for myself, so as not to be thrown away when it is useless.

   "Arbitrarily."

   After finishing speaking, Li Changsheng tapped the mirror with his fingertips, and his figure was immediately sucked into it, and his figure could be seen through the mirror.

  The rabbit just took a few glances, and the mirror was put away by the old Taoist priest.

  In the following days, there was a beautiful figure in front of the main peak of Shangqing Palace, and young disciples would not realize it every time they passed by. Some people took more than ten minutes to walk a hundred steps, and some people stayed obsessed with it and were soon taught by the elders with sticks.

  The rabbit has already affected the minds of the young disciples of the Shangqing Palace. If it were an ordinary monster, he would have been driven away long ago, but the other party is a Taoist of longevity.

  In order to prevent accidents, the Shangqing Palace will send an elderly elder on duty. To prevent the young disciples from being overwhelmed by the fascination, go up and chat with others. Although this female goblin has been keeping herself safe and not doing anything out of the ordinary, she can't hold back her disciple's **** spirit.

  Although the Shangqing Palace is not a sect of ruthlessness, it also pays attention to cleanliness.

   Spring goes to winter and another year comes, Lingshan is covered with a thin layer of silver clothes. The elder of Shangqing Palace on duty looked at the rabbit spirit with a big lump of snow on it, and said, "Friend Daoist, it's been a year, you can go back."

  Although this little snowflake is nothing to the other party, it is still pitiful to stand on this frozen mountain.

  The rabbit shook his head and shook the snow off his body, and asked, "Has the Taoist priest come out yet?"

   "Senior is still comprehending, Tianjuechang is an upright supernatural power of the Qing Palace, and it has its own magic." The elder replied, his attitude was not as indifferent as it was at the beginning.

  This quiet, extremely handsome rabbit spirit, for some reason, it is difficult to make people feel disgusted.

   "You can go back to the Moon Palace first, and come back after senior leaves the customs."

   "What if the Taoist leader can't see me when he comes out, so what if I don't want me?" The rabbit shook her head like a rattle. Although the Taoist leader said that she could leave, she didn't dare to leave.

   There was a time when Li Changsheng thought about getting rid of her and letting her stay in the Moon Palace or go to other places.

   "By the way, can I put something here? I will clean it up later."

  The elders of the Shangqing Palace nodded without thinking too much: "As long as it is not too big."

   "Thank you." Rabbit Jing smiled like a flower, and a few disciples met in the distance instantly bumped into the top of the mountain, and the elder turned his head and scolded him in anger.

  The rabbit left for about a week and came back with a lot of things. She doesn't have a space-type magic weapon that can store items, and magic weapons sometimes lead to fatal disasters for her.

  Most of the time, she is poor and doesn't carry any valuables on her body, even if it is a elixir to replenish mana.

  The elder looked at a large pile of miscellaneous objects on top of the rabbit, and asked doubtfully, "What are these?"

   "Hee hee wonton stand, coal, Jindanqi pork bought at the foot of the mountain, Lingmai." Rabbit introduced these items like a few treasures, which she spent a week looking for.

  Because she didn't have a magic weapon to store items these days, she has been wearing these things, and she is eye-catching wherever she goes. If Li Changsheng hadn't left a breath on her body, there would have been even more troubles.

   "What are you doing?" Of course the elder recognized these things, but he didn't understand what the other party was doing so hard to bring them up.

   "Wontons?" Rabbit answered with a serious face, "Master Daoist, we have a habit of eating wontons in spring, and we will be disappointed if we don't have them."

"I see."

  Winter turns to spring, Lingshan is replaced with green clothes, and the rabbit sees that the ingredients are about to rot, so they can only be made in advance in order not to waste.

  For a while, the fragrance filled the entire Lingshan Mountain, attracting all the head teachers from the Qing Palace.

   "Little doll, bring me a bowl of wontons."

   "No." Although the rabbit was afraid of the other party, he still shook his head firmly: "This is from the Taoist priest."

"Your Taoist leader won't be able to come out for a while, so how about I give you a treasure if you give it to me?" The head teacher of the Shangqing Palace took out a jade pendant and said with a smile: "This jade pendant can't be broken under the transformation of a god. "

   "No." The rabbit still shook his head.

   "Why?"

   "Because the baby will attract prying eyes, it can't be broken under the transformation of the gods, but the perseverance will definitely wear it through. I just want to have a Taoist leader."

  The head teacher of Shangqing Palace was stunned for a moment, and then he laughed loudly: "You little baby is interesting, and you can see it more clearly than my disciples and grandchildren. No matter how amazing a baby is, it can't compare to a peerless and powerful person, and the same is true for supernatural powers."

  In the end, the head teacher of the Shangqing Palace still ate wontons, but they were defective products made from the corners of the rabbit, but the old Taoist was still full of praise.

   Another month passed, and Li Changsheng still hadn't left the customs. The rabbit could only feed the passing cranes the ravioli that had been spoiled for a long time.

   "Why hasn't the Taoist priest left the customs yet?"

   Another year passed, and the rabbit’s wonton stand was already crumbling due to the wind and rain. In desperation, I had to go down the mountain to find some wood and nails, and knocked and repaired it.

  Carpentry skill plus one.

   In the spring of the third year, Rabbit was still standing in her dilapidated wonton stand, and this was the third time she prepared the ingredients for wontons.

   During this period of time, she was not simply waiting, but also improving her cooking skills. Now that the cooking skills have reached a new level, the wontons made will shine.

   "Let me have a bowl of wontons."

  A flat voice came, and the rabbit suddenly looked up and saw an ordinary Taoist standing in front of him.

   "Taoist, you are finally out of customs!" The rabbit showed a big smile on his blank expression, his red eyes shone slightly, and a row of white teeth were completely exposed, obviously very happy.

   "Yes." Li Changsheng nodded slightly, sitting in front of the wonton booth.

   "Wait a minute."

  The rabbit holds a spoon in one hand and emits a special real fire with the other, and starts making the wontons that he had been waiting for for three years that night.

   Soon the aroma wafted for ten miles, and a bowl of shimmering wontons was placed in front of Li Changsheng, and under the anxious and expectant eyes of the rabbit, he took a sip.

   "Daozhang, how are you doing?"

  Li Changsheng had a faint smile on his lips, and said, "Very good."

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  In the small courtyard of the Li family, Li Yi was lying on a bamboo chair basking in the sun, and the scent wafted from the kitchen.

   "Brother, you want to eat wontons." Li Lili came out wearing an apron, holding a bowl of wontons in her hands, and put them on the stool next to Li Yi.

  Li Yi opened his eyes, finally raised his hand that had been paralyzed for a day, and took a bite of wonton.

   "How is it?" Li Lili asked expectantly, she was still a little confident in her cooking skills.

   Li Yi replied: "Almost."

   Compared with rabbits, it is very different.

   "I'm quite confident in saying it." Li Lili looked a little frustrated, "This can be made from your spiritual vegetables, so it's better than the outside ones, right?"

  The spirit vegetables planted by her brother are more powerful than poppy shells, adding a little taste will change the world drastically. Even if my technique is a bit worse, it should still taste better than outside.

   "A far cry from her."

   "Who? Sister-in-law?"

  Li Yi didn't shake his head to deny it, and said, "He's the one you're drooling at the screen today."

   "." Li Lili was stunned for a moment, and then she understood who Li Yi was talking about, "Mr. Taiyin Xing? You have eaten wontons made by Mr. Taiyin Xing. Brother, you are here again. How could you have eaten something made by her."

  That is Taiyin Xingjun, the super angel who has been popular all over the Internet in recent days. That face was unbelievably beautiful. If it wasn't for the official endorsement and professional inspection, she would have thought it was P's.

  No, P's is not that smart at all.

   "It is said that he is a very powerful monk. As for the top monk, I don't know if he has the intention of becoming a star. It is really beautiful, ah, I am dead."

   Seeing his silly sister committing a **** again, Li Yi shook his head helplessly. He was a little suspicious of Li Lili's sexual orientation.

  If the uncle knew about this, he might have high blood pressure directly. After all, my uncle was so worried about Lily's marriage that his hair turned gray, not to mention taking his partner home for dinner, he never brought back a single male hair.

  Suddenly, Li Lili remembered the lightning strike when she was watching the game before, she turned her head and asked suspiciously: "Brother, what you said is not true, is it?"

"you guess."

  (end of this chapter)